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The relationship between Tongtian and Yuanshi is famous all over the world, everyone is, look, this pair of silly brothers quarreled again.Considering that Tongtian quarreled with Yuanshi every day, when these two fools really broke up, so did everyone, did you quarrel?When will you reconcile?

That is to say, the sufferings of the two religions cannot be explained, and the outsiders are smiling. As the saying goes, family ugliness should not be exposed to the outside world.

So when Zhunti tried to sow discord, split the relationship between Tongtian and Yuanshi, and tried to cause the fourth Great Desolate War, Tongtian and Yuanshi, who were belligerents, looked at each other and said in unison, "None of your business."

To mention:  …

Even if they never see each other, it's not something you can point to.

Zhunti struggled to win over Yuanshi, "Senior brother, the students of Chanjiao are innocent."

Yuan Shi's figure was lonely and cold, his eyes were even less emotional, and his thin lips spat out, "Oh."

This kind of you try your best to tease a big beauty, but the big beauty is hanging on you all the time, it's too uncomfortable not to give you a definite answer.Zhunti even doubted whether the Twelve Golden Immortals were born by Yuan Shi himself. He rolled up his sleeves and turned into a mirror of water, intending to speak with facts, "Brother, please take a look."

It took a long time to cut off the teaching exam, plus there were so many disciples, and there were only a few candidates for the exam, which led to several saints chatting in Zixiao Palace and the exam was not over yet.Zhunti's hand made Zixiao Palace see it clearly.

Chi Jingzi and the others just came out of Longtan and entered the tiger's lair, surrounded by the Jiejiao disciples who had passed the exam eating melon seeds.The atmosphere was so harmonious that the few people watching the live broadcast didn't know what to say.

Let's talk about harmony, it's quite harmonious, there is no blood at all.You say you are devoid of conscience, seeing how many red spermatozoa really make those who hear it cry, and those who see it are sad.

So Tongtian proudly said, "The disciple is not good enough, so I made everyone laugh."

Totola hate.

Just as he was talking, the three of Guang Chengzi jumped out of the grass, shouted "I'll come too", and fought with the Jiejiao disciples. After a while, the magic weapon and bricks flew together, and the smoke and dust billowed.

Hongjun was very upset when he saw this, "Yuanshi Tongtian, how do you teach apprentices to be friendly to each other, respect teachers, and love juniors."

Zhunti stepped in weakly, "Master..."

Hongjun, "Hurry up and get down."

Tongtian, "Yes."

Yuan Shi, "Yes."

The two retreated in unison, and when they reached the gate of Zixiao Palace, Yuan Shi couldn't help but said, "Tongtian."

Tong Tian turned his face away, hummed softly, "Let you go once."

There was warmth in Yuanshi's eyes, and just as he was about to speak, Tongtian turned his head again, "Don't even think about going back to Biyou Palace."

After all, the leader waved his sleeve domineeringly, left Yuan Shi and left.

Yuan Shi: ...

Today's Yuanshi Tianzun still failed to go home.

When the western duo was fighting wits and bravery with several saints, the ancestor Styx, who had been forgotten for many chapters, finally came out to gain a sense of existence.Chi Huo, who was watching from Zixiao Palace, notified his evil corpse that the Zhunti saint and the escort saint were busy filing lawsuits to demand damages for mental damage, you know.

Feibai, who lay asleep in the Nether Blood Sea, left the beauty in his arms, adjusted his clothes, and came to the ancestor of Minghe in a dignified manner, and warmly reminded him, "Ancestor, Guangyan is back."

Yes, when the Jiejiao killed the members of the Western Cult, he had no sympathy in his eyes, and slipped away with his clansmen, not back to Lingshan, but to the sea of ​​blood in the nether world.

Patriarch Styx, who was busy bickering with his concubine Peace Heart, glanced at him, and immediately his father's upper body became thinner, darker, and suffering outside.

Guangmu saw Patriarch Minghe and his party shed tears, leaning on Patriarch Minghe's lap, "Patriarch ~"

Patriarch Styx held Guangmu's hand, looked at Guangmu, then at the Asura clan, choked up and said, "It's good to be back, it's good to be back."

Underneath Asura was crying, and after many years, they finally went home.

Feibai interrupted their reunion with great disdain, and made sarcastic remarks from the sidelines, "Forgive me, Patriarch, the two sages in the west know that Asura has returned to the sea of ​​blood, and they will definitely come to ask for someone."

Ancestor Minghe stared fiercely, "Zhunti, welcome!"

You must know that Patriarch Styx is also one of the quasi-sages. He needs to be cultivated and has merit, and his combat effectiveness is also leveraged. It's just that he was not very lucky and was not selected by the heaven to become a saint.

It's fine if you don't become a saint. In the Lich War, you will have an enmity with the West. It doesn't matter whether these Asuras are too capable of causing trouble, or they are too black and white. In short, Patriarch Styx was bullied by Zhunti and Jieying It's miserable, and it's a complete revenge.

For so many years, Patriarch Styx stayed in the Nether Blood Sea and did not go out. He said that he was recharging his energy and was always ready for revenge. In fact, Patriarch Styx couldn't beat the quasi-promotion and reception at all. what to do?It's not a joke that all saints are ants.

When Feibai reminded Zhunti and Jieying that they might come to find trouble, the ancestor Minghe became a real man for three seconds, and immediately asked his dog-headed military adviser what to do?

Feibai, the dog-headed military master, expressed his sorrow, saying that the Western Sect has a large number of people, and it is the time of great prosperity. In addition, the two saints are in charge, which is particularly powerful. Looking at the Asura Sect, it has not risen since the day it was born. Congenital deficiencies combined with acquired malnutrition are a proper loss to the Western education.

Patriarch Styx and Feibai have been together for tens of thousands of years. If he knew this guy's urination, he immediately turned his eyes away and waited, leaving Feibai alone to talk, and said with all his heart, "You and I are brothers and sisters. In the same vein, you help me eliminate the prestige of the Western religion, and you also eliminate threats for your deity."

Feibai shook his eyelashes like small brushes, and smiled at Patriarch Minghe, "Patriarch, it's not that Feibai poured cold water on you, but Zhunti didn't dare to touch the fire at all. I have to do my best to save Chihuo."

Because Zhun Ti still owed Chi Huo a cause and effect, which was recorded in Tiandao's small book.

Patriarch Styx was about to get angry, but Feibai curled his lips, "It's a little too much for Zhunti Saint to kidnap the Asura clan. As a righteous person, I can't stand it."

Patriarch Styx secretly thought that your non-white heart is darker than the sunspots on Sunstar, yet you have the face to say that you are a righteous person.However, these two people are used to hurting each other, and Patriarch Minghe didn't take it seriously, "Say it quickly."

Feibai said, "The entanglement between you and the Western duo originally came from the Asura clan. After the Asura clan joined the Western religion, they were counted as members of the Western religion. Why not start with the Asura clan? .”

Feibai then fooled Patriarch Styx, "Now you are only afraid of the revenge of the Western duo, but think about it, as a quasi-sage, you are connected with the luck of the Western religion, even if the Western saints hate you, they can't kill you. You, at most, can only snatch the Asura Clan away again. From this point of view, what we have to do is to keep the Asura Clan in the Nether Blood Sea forever, and let the Western Saints leave with hatred."

Patriarch Styx seemed to understand, but also didn't seem to understand.

"How to do it?"

He didn't answer in vain, but instead asked Patriarch Minghe, "What does Patriarch think?"

Patriarch Styx did not hesitate, "Naturally let the Asura clan stay. It's best to pick up and lead them to lose their vitality, and get out of the Nether blood sea forever."

Feibai rolled his eyes secretly, and with all due respect, as far as the greenness of the Nether Blood Sea is concerned, even the western duo would not want to come if they were invited to come.

"Then let's start teaching."

Patriarch Styx didn't react immediately.

Feibai smiled like a spring breeze, "Let Guangmu make a great wish, the hell will not be empty, and vow not to become a Buddha."

Patriarch Styx was full of murderous aura, "It's not white!"

You are crazy, making great wishes and becoming a Buddha, no matter how you look at it, it is a routine of Western religions. If Guangmu makes great wishes, he will be a member of Western religions all his life, and he will no longer be a saint of Asura religion.Patriarch Styx even suspected that Feibai was an undercover agent sent by the Western sect.

Isn't this move directly equivalent to expanding the Western religion and fattening the enemy!

Fei Bai said slowly, "Why is the ancestor angry?"

Ancestor Minghe's eyes were not friendly, "You asked knowingly."

Feibai took a sip of tea, "Why don't you think about it from the other side? If Guangmu makes a great wish, he will live forever and cannot leave hell. This is a torture for others, but for Guangmu who is an Asura For me, hell is my hometown, and it is not necessarily a bad thing to stay in my hometown for life. Even if the two saints in the West want to take away Guangyan, it will be impossible."

It must be very happy to be able to occupy a place in hell and expand the influence of the Western religion once again.Hell is so cruel again, the ancient witch clan is still there, Guangmu is a girl, alone, no matter what, she should send someone to protect Guangmu.The Asura family is so good, He Guangmu is a family, and their fighting power is beyond the charts, it can't be better.

Patriarch Styx was a little tempted, he looked at the girl wandering outside, his passionate eyes were full of yearning and admiration, after all, Nether Blood Sea is her home.

Feibai, "You can consider getting married. After getting married, the sea of ​​blood will be part of the underworld. It doesn't matter when Guangmu comes back."

Patriarch Styx glared at Feibai, who would marry him!

But it’s not a good idea to say it in vain. Ancestor Minghe pondered for a long time, then tapped lightly on the desk, "Western religion is booming again, I really don't want to be reconciled."

Fei Bai stroked his sleeves, with a cool smile, "Then start from the beginning."

The Asura family has never been a compassionate Buddha.

Feibai on the side of the Nether Blood Sea persuaded Patriarch Styx with a three-inch tongue. Maria in Lingshan repaired the last Buddhist scripture and put it in the Linglong Pavilion. With great wisdom, he wrote a whole pavilion of Buddhist scriptures.Today, the Linglong Pavilion is complete.

When the Linglong Pavilion was completed, the Buddha's light was shining, which attracted the congregation to stop and watch. The new congregation saw a graceful woman standing in Your Excellency Linglong, with black hair and shawl, and a beautiful face. They whispered, "Who is this?"

The old congregation explained, "This is Lord Maria, who taught the great power of the Asura clan."

As soon as Asura was mentioned, everyone immediately paid attention to Maria. Asura is so cruel and can teach, this Maria must be very powerful.

Maria ignored it. She looked at Your Excellency Linglong for a while, then walked towards the old congregation and clasped her hands together, "Fellow Daoist."

The old congregation quickly saluted, "Lord Maria."

Maria smiled kindly, "Call me Maria. Today, I feel that the Linglong Pavilion has been completed, and I feel that I have completed my merits and virtues. I plan to ask myself to leave."

The old congregation was anxious, "Master Maria, where are you going?"

Maria smiled with tenderness in her eyes, "I am Chi Huo Shan Corpse, so I will return to my deity."

When they heard that Maria was Chi Huo's good corpse, everyone was stunned. Anyone who knew a little bit of gossip outside knew that Chi Huo had been at odds with his leader for a long time, and now their librarian said that she was Chi Huo's good corpse.As a result, everyone had to think crookedly.

Are Chi Huo and Zhun Ti Shengren the same as the pair of silly brothers?

When Patriarch Styx sharpened his knife and went to Lingshan to kill people, Maria on Lingshan continued to fool around, "This deity's merits and demerits can be judged by others. My Maria's heart towards Buddha remains unchanged. Now Lingshan Buddhist scriptures have been completed." , I don't need to stay."

The old congregation was anxious, "Master Maria, what will you do if you leave the Asura clan?"

Are those guys human? They are simply demons. After the saint's eyes left, the remaining Asuras were lawless and bullied the congregation all day long, making them miserable.If Maria, the last line of defense, also left, wouldn't they be finished.

When it comes to the Asura family, Mary is embarrassed, "This..."

Seeing Maria's attitude, everyone knew that there was a chance, and they all persuaded Maria, "Master Maria, stay here."

"Yeah, stay here."

Maria had no choice but to say, "I understand everyone's intentions, but I want to leave Lingshan and use Buddhism to save more people."

Everyone suddenly changed their eyes, Mrs. Maria's ambition is so lofty, how could they delay the common people with their own selfishness, it's too despicable.

So someone said, "I would like to follow Lord Maria and promote Buddhism."

There were only two, and there were sparse voices in the crowd. There were not many, and they were all old congregants who had been influenced by Maria. They walked behind Maria, with compassionate expressions on their faces, and real great wisdom in their eyes.

Maria returned with the Buddha's salutation, "Fellow Taoist."

The leader said, "Needless to say, this is also part of our practice."

Maria was very moved, and led the group of elite disciples away amidst the cheers of the crowd, and they left without any regrets.

I don't know if it was a coincidence, as soon as Maria left, Patriarch Styx brought the Asura clan to kill him, seeing the Western Cultists hugging each other, Patriarch Styx grinned, "Children, kill me. "

He, Patriarch Styx, came back tens of thousands of years later to take revenge.

Once out of Lingshan, Maria and the old congregation said, "Last time I observed that fellow Taoists who burn lamps have Buddha roots, why not visit fellow monks who burn lamps first."

Everyone nodded and said yes, followed Maria to Vulture Hill, knocked on the door and shouted, "Light the lamp, come out, I know you are at home, open the door!"

Squatting at home to study Dinghai Zhu’s Dieng Deng, he opened the door with a disheveled face and saw, well, they are all taught by the West. He was holding Ding Haizhu and was about to smash them to death one by one, when Maria said, “Daoist Daoist Dieng Deng, I am Chi Huo.” Good Mary."

Hearing that it was Chihuo's good corpse, he held Dinghaizhu's burning lamp and changed his attitude 180 degrees, with a smile on his face, "Rare customers, come in and sit."

After sitting down, Ran Deng first asked, "What advice do fellow Taoists have for coming to my Yuanjue Cave?"

It’s a good thing to be a guest, in case someone comes to kick the hall, the lamp will clean up in minutes without explaining.

As soon as Maria explained the reason why she left the Western Church, Ran Deng immediately understood that Maria was a mobile library, carrying the teachings of the entire Western Church with her, and there were a few elite disciples, not to mention Mary Ya is the job-hopping Ran Deng doesn't believe it.

After studying Dinghaizhu for some time, Ran Deng tried to hook up with Maria, "When I was in Lingshan, I admired the teachings of Western religions very much, but my time was limited and I couldn't listen to more Buddhist teachings."

In fact, he and Zhunti couldn't reach an agreement, so he flung his sleeves and left.However, everyone here is a genius, and it’s enough to listen to the words like burning lamps. There is no time, and the people who practice most have time.

Ran Deng said, "That day I came back from Lingshan, enlightened by Buddhism, and used 24 Dinghai pearls to create 24 heavens. If you don't dislike it, you can go and have a look with me."

Everyone heard that Randeng had set up 24 heavens, but they didn’t say anything on their faces, but they were still curious in their hearts. They followed Randeng to 24 heavens. Once they entered, everyone was shocked by the scene in front of them. This is not at the same level as Paradise Well, there are actually 24 of them.I don't know if I don't make a move, but I'm startled when I make a move. No wonder Ran Deng is so bullish that he wants to be the deputy leader of the Western religion.

Everyone looked at it one by one, and when they saw half of it, Maria suddenly said, "This is Jingliuli."

A congregation in the crowd recalled Mary's words and fell into an epiphany.

Everyone left the congregation and continued to visit the rest of the heavens. After the end, Maria solemnly praised the lamp, "Fellow Taoists have a predestined relationship with me in the west."

Ran Deng twitched the corners of his mouth. He had just been expelled from Lingshan by Zhun Ti. Hearing these words again, Ran Deng would wonder whether Maria was deliberately mocking her.

It is said that good corpses are transformed by good thoughts. Looking at Maria's clear eyes, Ran Deng always felt that the ink in this guy's stomach was not the same as his own, and it was black and black.

Otherwise, why would you say such words that are related to the West?

Maria didn't say anything, and the other congregants couldn't sit still. The Dinghai Pearl that burns the lamp is amazing. One is a world. Branch shareholders, that is a qualitative leap.He can sit on an equal footing with Zhunti in meetings.

So the attitude of everyone was very enthusiastic. One said that the place of Ran Deng was too deserted and needed to increase its popularity;After all, everyone wants to stay at Ran Deng, and borrow Ding Haizhu from Ran Deng.

Ran Deng couldn't see the intention of these bald donkeys, so he pretended to be embarrassed and agreed.After the group of future employees had been settled, on a dark and stormy night, Ran Lamp knocked on Maria's door.

Nothing else, just want to ask Chi Huo's thoughts.

Maria bit her lower lip tightly when she heard the purpose of Ran Deng, "She suggested that fellow Taoists use the Dinghai Pearl as a magic weapon for the town to teach and establish Buddhism."

In the original book, after the Conferred God War, Jiejiao directly declined, Zhunti robbed three thousand mortals, not to mention Hongjun, and several of Chanjiao switched to Western religions, not to mention Yuanshi, Zhunti raised his back and greeted The name was changed without a fight.Since then, Buddhism has flourished and Taoism has declined.

But the current Western religion is still a branch of Taoism, and the Western religion is also popular with Xuanmen. Later, the Western religion changed its name to Buddhism to be regarded as a real independent sect, obviously competing with Taoism for luck.Although Zhunti has the guts to poach corners in all kinds of ways, remembering the hatred and cutting off the teachings and thinking about explaining the teachings, but Hongjun is still there, intervening from time to time, which makes Zhunti dare not really confront Hongjun.

Ran Deng suddenly realized that he couldn't be the deputy head of the Western Church, so why didn't he just set up a religion by himself and poach people from the Western Church.

Maria kindly persuaded, "Dinghaizhu is just an innate treasure, and it is extremely risky to be a magic weapon for town education."

Ran Deng asked, "How much higher is the ninth-grade lotus platform that I received than my Dinghaizhu?"

Of course, Maria wouldn't say that Chi Huo would play with him to death these two mornings or evenings. You are also being played with by Chi Huo now, as a gun, "Both of them are saints. If you establish a religion, I'm afraid..."

will be killed.None of the saints is broad-minded, one is more yin than the other, it just depends on who is more yin.

Ran Deng thought about it too, and tentatively asked, "What if I accept Buddhism as a branch of Western religion?"

Just like Jiejiao, Renjiao, Shanjiao, and Western religions are all branches of Taoism, everyone shares the luck of Taoism, and belongs to the series of Hello, Me, Hello, Everyone.If Ran Deng is willing to admit that he is a branch of Western religion, Zhunti probably will admit it with his nose.

There is no way, I am unlucky and you are not much better. Zhunti no matter how much he hates the lamp, he has to nod and admit that the lamp is a member of the Western religion, and it is also the most special member.Because this girl doesn't even sit with the deputy leader, and directly sits on an equal footing with the leader, and from then on, she will challenge Zhunti.This is different from the company's development and opening of subsidiaries. The move of burning lamps directly brought some veterans to start a new company, not to mention the salary card, and even grab customers.

Maria hesitated, "This...isn't very good."

Ran Deng thought it was very good, very good, he took Maria's hand and sighed, "They are all creatures of good fortune, so it doesn't matter if you set up a branch. I heard from other Taoist friends that you built Linglong Pavilion in Lingshan, and you think you have completed your merits and virtues. I want to leave. If fellow Taoists don’t dislike it, you can join my Buddhism, and I will regard you as the deputy leader and share half of the country.”

Maria withdrew her hand, her eyes dimmed with tears, "I am willing to create creatures."

Ran Deng nodded and raised his hand to swear to the way of heaven, "Heaven and earth are the witnesses. I burn the lamp to establish a religion here. It is called Buddhism. I use Dinghai Zhu as the magic weapon of the town to teach. When I enter the Western religion, Buddhism will be established."

At the same time, Guangmu stepped barefoot on the blood-soaked ground. She looked at the countless corpses, put down the scimitar in her hand, and knelt down slowly, "As the heavens and the earth bear witness, I, Guangmu, have sinned deeply. , Hell is not empty, and I swear that I will not become a Buddha!"

At that moment, the Heavenly Dao sent down two great merits, which caused the prehistoric creatures to be surprised again, and they all speculated who made such a feat.The faces of Zhunti and Yingying in Zixiao Palace turned green.

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