Take an Earthman home

It seems that I will live on Pound Star for a long time in the future, and do as the Romans do, so I am eager to understand the situation of Pound Star.

"1107, introduce Pound Star to me."

As the saying goes, if you know yourself and the enemy, you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles. Why do you feel that you are so prescient.

"Yes~" I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that 1107's voice sounds more cheerful, with a little joy: "Please bite the middle finger of the host, and drop a drop of blood on the center of the eyebrow~"

"Why do you want my blood?" He Zhi was puzzled, and an ominous premonition rose in his heart. It wasn't that he was thinking too much, but that he was taking essence and blood, which always gave people a very evil feeling. It feels like the notorious sorcery in Southeast Asia. In general, except for pathological examination, blood tests are not required at all. The request made by 1107 is really too weird.

"Host, don't be afraid~" 1107's voice was aggrieved: "It's just to take a drop of your blood, not to cut your flesh, why are you so guarded?"

"Do you still want to cut my flesh?" He Zhi is reluctant to give 1107 even a drop of blood, and 1107 still wants him to cut his flesh, dreaming!

"I don't want your meat!" It was the first time He Zhi heard 1107 being so excited, and the pitch of his voice became higher: "Just give me a drop of blood~"

"1107, if you don't tell me clearly, I won't give you blood." He Zhi felt that 1107 must have some secrets from him, no matter what, he had to find a way to pry 1107's mouth open.

"Host, you are too much!" 1107 pretended to be sad, and began to cry non-stop in He Zhi's consciousness, but 107 is a mechanical life after all, and cannot understand the feelings of intelligent creatures, crying It's very fake, and when He Zhi heard it, he concluded that it was fake crying. Since he was three years old, He Zhi's fake crying was more realistic and clever than 1107's.

He Zhi rolled his eyes at Tian, ​​ignored 1107 at all, and let 1107 cry in his consciousness, anyway, when 1107 was tired of crying, it would stop by itself.

Sure enough, 1107 cried for a long time, seeing that Hezhi didn't comfort it, and it was really sad at this time, which was pretending to cry.

His host must be the most stingy and unkind host in the world, why is it so unlucky, met such a host, really wanted to change another one.

"1107, are you going to tell me or not?"

"Host~ I just want a drop of your blood in exchange for some first-class rare fruit seeds!"

1107 felt that he was really well-intentioned, and the reason why he didn't tell He Zhi directly was because 1107 was worried.

Judging from the attitude of non-violence and non-cooperation shown by He Zhi before, 1107 is afraid that He Zhi just agreed with his mouth, but he is still very repulsed to complete the task in his heart. After all, even it, a mechanical life, knows that human beings are the most deceptive , if He Zhi made up his mind to deceive it, 1107 didn't have the confidence to detect it immediately.

Afraid that He Zhi would not accept the task, that's why 1107 decided to use a half-deceived method to deceive He Zhi's blood first, but who knew that He Zhi would have seen through it at a glance. It's not easy for him.

He Zhi analyzed the words of 1107 and came to a conclusion: "You mean, my blood must be exchanged with the system for the seeds of a rare fruit?"

1107 replied in a frustrated tone: "Yes, host."

He Zhi remained silent, and quickly analyzed the pros and cons in his mind, because he knew that 1107 could intercept his thoughts and what was going on in his mind, so He Zhi didn't dare to think about it.

1107 waited impatiently, and began to plead in a soft and creepy voice: "Host, please do me a favor, give me a drop of blood~"

"Then you tell me the situation of Pound Star first, well said, I will give you a drop of blood." He Zhi thought about it, and thought it would be okay to give 1107 a drop of blood, just let him try what the system is ?

Cultivating rare fruits sounds simple, but since the system took him all the way to Pound Star, he knew that things might not be that easy.

1107 had no way to resist He Zhi, so he could only agree aggrievedly.

"Pound Star is a beautiful planet, similar to the ecological environment of the earth, consisting of 70.00% ocean and 30.00% land..."

1107's electronic voice without a trace of emotion introduced the situation of Pound Star in a steady manner. It was so drowsy that the ecological environment was not the focus at all, and it didn't even care about it.

He listened patiently for a few more words, and saw that 1107 was still introducing these insignificant things, so he couldn't bear to listen any longer, and interrupted: "1107, you are enough! I wonder if you did it on purpose? You don’t need to deliberately tell me unimportant information, I don’t want to know about it, so say something meaningful.”

1107 felt sorry for himself, and said pitifully, "Host~ Didn't you ask me to introduce you to Pound Star?"

It obviously did what the host asked, but was scolded by the host again? 1107 is aggrieved and sad, it must be the most pitiful system administrator in the world, the host is so fierce, it is not easy to get along with at all, can it apply for a new host!Be gentler, better spoken.

"I asked you to introduce the situation of Pound Star to me, not to tell me about the water pattern geography of Pound Star, but to talk about something important." Afraid that 1107 might not understand, why did he directly explain to 1107 in plain language to help it understand: "Just talk about the difference between Pound Star and Earth, and what you need to pay attention to to survive on this planet."

1107 is a pre-set program. If you want to know something, you can directly call up the standard answer and the answer is: "Insects, Birds, Murlocs and Orcs live on Pound Star, but these four races are all single sex..."

"Wait! 1107, what did you just say?" He Zhi was already stunned by the cruel truth that 1107 told him. The names of the four goddamn races sound like monsters. Could it be that there are no normal races on this planet? human? "If there is a single gender, how can these four major races thrive? It is impossible for people of these four major races to be hermaphrodites like snails, right?"

It's really weird to think about it.

"That's not the case~Host~"

Hearing 1107's unusually cheerful voice, He Zhi's premonition of something unknown became stronger and stronger.

"In order to ensure the reproduction of the ethnic group, the four major races worked together to build a huge breeding facility on Pound Star, using genetic engineering technology to specially cultivate Earth humans, and then carefully take care of them until they grow up..."

He Zhi has turned from surprise to fright: "What are they training humans on Earth for?"

"Reproduction~" 1107 took a natural tone and explained briskly: "The genes of the Earth people are the most compatible with the genes of the Pound Stars. After the Pound Stars and the Earth people are combined, the Earth people can conceive and lay eggs. Help The four major races on Pound star reproduced."

Why do I feel that I have learned biology for so many years in vain? Even if the genes of the earthlings and the Pound stars are the best match, but the biological isolation is said to be good, is it because the distance is too far, and the reproductive isolation does not work?This is simply unbelievable!It's so unscientific!

However, what made He collapse even more was yet to come.

"1107, you just said that the four major races worked together to build a huge incubator on Pound Planet, which is dedicated to cultivating earthlings, right?"

"That's right~"

He Zhi had roughly guessed where he was now, but still holding on to the last sliver of hope, he repeatedly confirmed: "1107, you won't tell me that I'm already in the earthling training center on Planet Pound right now? "

"Yes~ Host, you are really smart~"

Ha ha.

Apart from these two words, He Zhi didn't know how to accurately describe his mood at this moment.

"That is to say, one day in the future, I will also combine with a certain native on Pound Planet and give him eggs and children?"

He Zhi's expression was too ugly when he said this, and 1107 was scared, not daring to tell the truth, afraid that He Zhi would scold him angrily again.

"Host~ Calm down first~"

Ten thousand grass-mud horses roared past in He Zhi's heart, and now he had no way to calm down, he just wanted to beat that rare fruit cultivation system and the system administrator 1107 into a pile of scrap iron.

"Actually, you don't have to worry too much about the host." 1107 ran the built-in program quickly, and finally found a barely plausible argument to comfort He Zhi: "The four major races of Pound Star all like gentleness, smallness and cuteness. Earthlings, when choosing a partner, they also particularly like this one, the host is so rude, you won’t be liked by Pound Stars~”

After hearing this, He Zhi was not only not comforted, he also thought hehe 1107's face, it really doesn't hurt to stand up and talk, change to 1107 and try to lay eggs by yourself, let it crash the system in minutes, and restart it can't fix it Come.

Why do you just want to die now, not to mention being caught in the ghostly place of Pound Star for no reason, and you have to face the fate of marrying aliens and giving birth to eggs?

Thinking of him as a genuine old man, asking him to cultivate rare fruits is already embarrassing enough, but also wanting him to lay eggs and have children, this is simply not giving him a way out!

At this moment, He Zhi is determined to complete the mission as soon as possible, return to Earth as soon as possible, and return to his peaceful life.

Unfortunately, people are not as good as God.

He Zhi never expected that just as he bit his middle finger, put a drop of blood between his eyebrows, and was about to start cultivating rare fruits, a certain native on Planet Pound was holding a newly bought "Earthman" Breeding Rules”, and ran to the breeding center with anxiety to submit the application.