my boyfriend is not human

After a while, he silently complained about his bad personality, but he still took out a new set of clothes.

"No, it's like a street cart."

"this?"

"No, it's too fancy!"

"this?"

"Ugly, I don't like red!"

……

Cheng Hao endured it, and carefully selected another set, before Yu Chuan could speak, and said, "This set is the most popular style at the moment, and it's a brand product. It's the same style as the big star XX, so it should be okay?"

Unexpectedly, Yu Chuan still picked and picked, "This pattern is too rustic, I don't want it."

"Damn it! That's enough! I just have these clothes, whether you like them or not!" Cheng Hao threw the clothes on him, lost his temper, and went out angrily.

Walking into the living room, Cheng Hao almost kicked the coffee table over, "I've never served anyone like this before, you're still picking and choosing here! Call the Heavenly Master tomorrow and clean you up and you'll be fine." I know I'm going to cry!"

After a while, he calmed down, and Cheng Hao calmed down. Seeing that there was no sound in the bedroom, he immediately felt a little regretful, and thought: He is not an ordinary person after all, if he gets angry, wouldn’t it be hard for me to eat a ghost out of his heart? go?I can't be as knowledgeable as him... It's better to follow him first, and it's more reliable to find a way to send this great god away as soon as possible.With that in mind, he returned to the bedroom.

Looking up, Yu Chuan was leaning on the head of the bed and stroking the cat with his head tilted.Bao Jian squinted his eyes in enjoyment, grunting like a tractor.The picture of one person and one cat at ease, if not seeing all the clothes I gave him being deliberately thrown on the ground, let alone how attractive it is.

"Yu Chuan!" Cheng Hao felt that his anger was rising again.

"what?"

Mo Nian can't be seen like a ghost, Cheng Hao picked up the clothes, patted the dust, and squeezed out a smile, "Why don't you make do with this outfit first, and when I go to the mall later, you can choose the head office yourself?"

Yu Chuan lifted his thin eyelids, and glanced at him, "Let's do it." After finishing speaking, he snapped his fingers unhurriedly, Cheng Hao's hand was empty, and looking at Yu Chuan, he was already fully dressed.The clothes that Cheng Hao fit well were a little empty on Yu Chuan's body, adding a sense of frailty to him.

Cheng Hao felt relieved, thinking that the battle over changing clothes was finally over, only to hear Yu Chuan say: "My legs can't walk, you prepare a wheelchair for me as soon as possible."

"..." I owe you!Cheng Hao wanted to cry but had no tears, silently counting the account balance in pain.

"Hey? What's your expression?" Yu Chuan was dissatisfied.

"Nothing, nothing, just didn't expect you to be a cripple, for God's sake..." So unfair.Before he finished speaking, a force engulfed Cheng Hao and slapped him heavily to the floor, as if he fell on the ground by himself.

"Ah!" a scream.

"Let me teach you a little lesson!" Yu Chuan flicked his fingertips, "Next time you talk nonsense, I'll shoot you against the wall."

Cheng Hao rubbed his shoulders and got up, angrily said: "I came out for you anyway, and you will repay your kindness! Is there..."

boom!

Cheng Hao hit the wall as he wished.

"Hiss..." Seeing that Yu Chuan was about to raise his hand again, Cheng Hao quickly conceded, "Don't! I got it!"

"Hmph!" Yu Chuan lowered his hand.

Knowing that he couldn't walk, Cheng Hao's eyes fell on his legs. Two bright red scars seemed to be engraved on them. They were located ten centimeters above Yu Chuan's heels, but they were not very conspicuous from the front.

"Didn't you still be able to float around before? Why can't you move when you become a human?"

"The spirit body hasn't recovered yet, so I don't want to waste my spiritual power."

Cheng Hao slandered: I didn't see you cherishing me so much when you fell on me just now...

"Then what's the matter with your feet? You can always ask this?"

"forget!"

What kind of attitude? It's just perfunctory.

Forget it, Cheng Hao thoughtfully stopped asking, and said with a smile: "Yu Chuan, when your spirit body recovers, can you do me a favor?"

"What are you busy with?"

"Think about it, I spent a lot of money to buy the inflatable doll you use, and I also need to buy more clothes and a wheelchair for you... Later, I will have to find a relationship to get you an ID, otherwise how would you go to Tianjing?" Ah? Everything needs this..." Cheng Hao rubbed his fingers, "I'm unemployed again now, so can you teach me a way to make money and take me to the pinnacle of life!"

"Are you poor?" Yu Chuan looked at him with raised eyebrows, and then looked around the room, "You are very unlucky, and the house is old and dilapidated."

Cheng Hao's eyes sparkled, "You agreed?"

Yu Chuan shrugged, "I can't teach you how to make money either."

Being poured with cold water in an instant, Cheng Hao wilted.

"However, I have plenty of money, so I can give you some."

"Really?" Cheng Hao asked with his eyes wide open, as if he was dying again, "How much money do you have?"

"As long as you do something for me, I will give you 1000 million."

"How much, how much?" Cheng Hao suspected that he had heard it wrong. He stared at Yu Chuan, saw his thin lips opening and closing, and spit out a few words: "1000 million, US dollars."

"seriously!"

Yu Chuan shot out his eyes, "Believe it or not!" As if he was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, he turned around and closed his eyes.

"Hey, don't be angry, I can't believe you! What do you want me to do for you? Do you want to go to the bank to get your deposit? Or go to your house to get your property?"

Yu Chuanli also ignored him.

"Tell me about it, as long as I can do it, I will definitely help you!"

Yu Chuan turned his head, "Really?"

Cheng Hao's eyes wandered, "Except for murder and arson, which is illegal and criminal..."

Yu Chuan rolled his eyes at him, "I just want you to have some yang energy."

Cheng Hao raised his heart just after letting go, "Yang Qi...is it just that you have to suck it out mouth to mouth?" 1000 million US dollars, this figure may not appear in his dreams for him, but if it is finally Yu Chuan has become a man, isn't it useless to have so much money?

Yu Chuan looked at him with distaste, "I want yang energy, not essence energy! The so-called yang energy includes food, plants, animals, incense candles, and even the breath of human beings. Absorbing these breaths is of great help to my spiritual body. s help."

"Then... is there any harm?" Cheng Hao asked timidly.

"If there is any harm, the items that have been absorbed will become tasteless, and the feeling of people and animals will be just like your previous reaction, they will feel very cold."

"Will your life be shortened?"

"Others won't, you?" Yu Chuan shook his head, "It's hard to say."

"Why!" Cheng Hao became nervous.

"I told you before that the Yintang was black and bad luck plagued you. You were asked to drink Yin-Yang water, but you didn't drink it, right? Who knows if you will die suddenly if you are unlucky."

"I really forgot... just drink tonight!"

"Okay, you think about what I said, if it doesn't work, I'll go find someone else." After finishing speaking, Yu Chuan wrapped himself in the quilt, "I want to recuperate my spiritual power, don't disturb me."

"Don't think about it! You don't need to find someone else, I promise!" For 1000 million US dollars, Cheng Hao is willing to eat ice cubes even in winter, let alone blowing on the air conditioner?Cheng Hao couldn't stop laughing.

boom!

Cheng Hao was forced to have another intimate contact with the wall.

"be quiet!"

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Chapter 6

◎Yu Chuan's recuperation lasted for several days, and the whole "person" lay motionless on the bed.Cheng Hao even wondered if he had lost his spirit...◎

Yu Chuan's recuperation lasted for several days. The sword was nestled beside him, and the whole "person" lay motionless on the bed.Cheng Hao even wondered if his so-called spirit-possession had failed, but fortunately, the peerless face in the quilt made him feel at ease.

Since Yu Chuan and Bao Jian occupied the bedroom, Cheng Hao could only sleep on the sofa, with a pair of long legs hanging out of the armrest, looking very cramped.There was Yin-Yang water on the tea table for the third day. Cheng Hao filled up the hot water in a daze, and just finished drinking it in one go, when he heard a knock on the door.

"Who? This early in the morning..." Cheng Hao put down his glass, and opened the door with two swollen eye bags.

"Xiao Cheng, didn't you apply for a property fee-free event last year? The list of winners just came out, and you passed. This is your property fee refund. I'll send it to you." The property manager took an envelope, Handed over.

"Are you sure it's me? You're not mistaken?" Cheng Hao took the things in disbelief.He participated in this event last year. It was just to join in the fun, and he didn't expect to win a prize. Moreover, it has been more than a year, and he has long forgotten.

"That's right, you're the only one who won the lottery in the whole community. It's really lucky," the property manager said with a smile. When I went downstairs, I just wanted to send it up for you, so as to see if something happened to you at home. By the way, why haven't I seen you go to work recently?"

Cheng Hao scratched his face and said embarrassingly: "Ah... I have something to do recently, I am too busy, so I resigned."

"Yo, resigned? I said, there are no difficulties in life, right?"

"No, no." Cheng Hao was in a great mood when he suddenly received a windfall.

"That's fine, since I'm fine, I'm relieved. If you have anything to do, come downstairs and find us. Don't be shy." The uncle said with a smile.

"Okay, thank you, Uncle, please take a trip."

"it's okay no problem……"

After seeing off the property manager, Cheng Hao hurriedly opened the envelope, and a stack of red notes lay neatly in his hand.After counting, there are more than 1000 yuan, which happens to be the property management fee for one year.

It's strange, from childhood to adulthood, when did good things happen to him?

Cheng Hao put away the money, and suddenly saw an empty water glass when he looked up, thinking that the yin and yang water would not be so effective