my boyfriend is not human
Chapter 24
Ying was smashed and screamed, and the red-eyed water ghost began to approach again, with sharp claws like hooks, and tore apart the sword net in a moment.
"Continue, don't stop!" Seeing that the mahogany sword didn't work, Zhang Tianshi made a quick decision, biting his fingers and drawing amulets on the spot, cold sweat dripping from his forehead, he could only rely on Cheng Hao to delay him for a while.
Cheng Hao pried it fast, and his fingertips were so painful. If he could still see the sun tomorrow, he might never want to eat macadamia nuts in his life!
"Hurry up!" Zhang Tianshi's arm was already pinched by the water ghost, as if to stop him from writing.
Cheng Hao looked at the few macadamia nuts in his hand, and said anxiously: "There are not many left! Who told you not to buy more!"
"I didn't know there were so many water ghosts in this river!" In a blink of an eye, Zhang Tianshi was pulled by four or five water ghosts, and saw that the boat was about to be turned over by this force.
"Damn it!" Cheng Hao pried open the last few macadamia nuts and threw them all over the water ghosts who were entangled Zhang Tianshi. Suddenly, a drop of blood dripped from his worn out fingertips and fell into the water.
"Tick..."
In an instant, all the water ghosts stopped, and then faced Cheng Hao, showing expressions of fear, uttering the voice of a demon, and fleeing in panic.
"You really have auspicious body protection?" Zhang Tianshi, whose clothes were torn to pieces by the water ghost, turned around in embarrassment, his eyes full of inquiry.
The author says:
Shoujun awakens bloodline skills!
Chapter 19
◎"What's the situation?" Cheng Hao picked up Zhang Tianshi's mahogany sword from under his feet, and was about to fight the water ghost for [-] rounds. When he looked up, he saw...◎
"What's the situation?" Cheng Hao picked up Zhang Tianshi's mahogany sword from under his feet, and was about to fight the water ghosts for [-] rounds. When he looked up, he saw the water ghosts running away in all directions.
Zhang Tianshi covered his ears, blocked the noisy devil crying, and shouted: "What are you doing?"
"I'm throwing nuts." Cheng Hao threw away the mahogany sword and the shell opener in his hand, only to realize that his hand was broken, and he rubbed it nonchalantly, "Didn't your talisman work?"
Zhang Tianshi raised the crumpled talisman paper in his hand. It was like drawing ghostly talismans on it, and none of them were drawn successfully. "I couldn't even move just now!"
"Could it be the macadamia nuts that did the trick?"
"Impossible, this trick is almost enough to drive away a coward, it's not that powerful..."
The two looked at each other in blank dismay, not understanding why this sudden attack stopped suddenly.
"Look, the fog has dissipated." Zhang Tianshi stood at the bow of the boat and relit the oil lamp. He saw that the boat was in the middle of the river, the water surface was calm and there were no waves, and the outlines of fishing boats on the riverside were faintly visible in the distance.
"What's that?" Cheng Hao saw something floating on the water not far from him, which reflected a faint luster under the light of the oil lamp, which was particularly conspicuous.
"Go and see!"
The two of them paddled towards the thing together.
When he got close, Cheng Hao immediately recognized that it was Yu Chuan's pocket watch, which was floating on the water surface as light as a feather, and the slender chain was swimming in the water like a golden fish.
"So it's here..." Cheng Hao stretched out his hand to fish it, and hooked it up from the cold water.
"Your watch is made of plastic, can it still float on water?" Zhang Tianshi teased him.
"24K pure gold!" Cheng Hao rubbed it on his clothes lovingly, and carefully opened the watch cover after making sure that there was no excess moisture.
Perhaps the pocket watch itself was designed to be waterproof, and the exquisite dial was not affected by the fall into the water. The large and small diamonds were arranged in the order of constellations, still dazzling.It's just that photo - soaked in water, leaving only a blurry shadow.
Cheng Hao felt a burst of anger for no reason.
"It seems that they fell when they fled in a hurry, or maybe they were afraid of trying to show favor to us..." Zhang Tianshi held his chin with one hand, thinking about all the possibilities seriously.
"Now that you've found it, let's go back, Yu Chuan is still waiting." Cheng Hao put the pocket watch in his pocket, held the oars in both hands, and started paddling towards the shore.
"Okay, let's let them go this time, and I'll come back later when I'm ready!" Zhang Tianshi lowered his head and straightened his clothes, wailing, "Damn water ghost, my school uniform was torn just like that, Can you make it up!"
Cheng Hao urged: "Hurry up and get another one later!"
"Speaking lightly! Do you know what this dress means to me?" Zhang Tianshi said with a sulky face, pulling the inconspicuous embroidery on the collar, "This is the school uniform of my alma mater, which is very popular in the Tianshi circle. For your graduation certificate from Tsinghua University and Peking University!"
"Understood, just find an aunt who repairs clothes to help you mend it later!"
Zhang Tianshi was speechless by his choking, and he muttered for a long time: "It's really playing the piano with a cow!"
Cheng Hao couldn't understand his nagging, "Stop playing the piano, hurry up and row the boat!"
Seeing the eagerness on his face, Zhang Tianshi had no choice but to pick up the oars and start paddling, but his mouth still refused to be lonely, and asked while paddling: "So your cousin's name is Yu Chuan?"
"What?"
"Why are you nervous? Just now when you mentioned this name, I just asked casually."
"I'm not nervous. Our brothers are ordinary people. We happened to encounter this kind of thing." Cheng Hao turned the topic to him again. "But I'm quite interested in your matter."
"Me? What's the matter?"
Cheng Hao asked: "Aren't you a celestial master? For example, is there really such a thing as Huigen? After you become a celestial master, will you not be able to marry and have children? Also, does your family support you in engaging in feudal superstition?"
Zhang Tianshi coughed, "Let me answer you one by one! First, wisdom root is a Buddhist saying. If you understand it, I have been gifted with Taoism and spiritual arts since I was a child, so you can say the same; second, who said Can a celestial master marry a wife? I tend to marry late because I look a bit niche and don’t conform to the aesthetics of ordinary girls... Finally, what kind of feudal superstition! It is obviously a positive energy occupation for exorcising ghosts and demons! My family People must support me, not only support, but also help me a lot. For example, my third uncle, he is 50 years old, and a lot of companies he opened have closed down, and he is bothered to help me advertise on the website... Although you were the first to find me through the Internet," Zhang Tianshi sighed, and then said viciously, "Next time if I know who is behind his back and calls him Mr. Zhang, I will draw a bad luck charm and curse him!"
Starting a company, Mr. Zhang...
"Your third uncle, it can't be Zhang's third uncle!" Cheng Hao thought that the eccentric person was actually Zhang Tianshi's third uncle, and he couldn't help feeling a little emotional. In some respects, the two were really similar.
"You know my third uncle?"
"Hehe, I don't know him, I just heard someone say it." Cheng Hao turned his face away, "Then you said that my cat is a civet, so what's the matter?"
"You really don't know?" Zhang Tianshi still didn't believe it.
"Why are you lying to me! I don't know. I was traveling two years ago, and I happened to pick it up at the foot of the mountain. It feels like a normal cat, except that it likes to watch cartoons and eats and sleeps. Who knew it was a civet ah!"
"Well, I think you are related to Ruyi Temple, so let me tell you briefly. First of all, the civet cats in Ruyi Temple are all adaptable native wild cats. Just get in touch with spiritual power and profound art. Over time, you will become psychic, and some with strong abilities can also be used as soul sedation, which can keep the soul from dissipating in a short period of time. Almost every senior master in the temple has one...yours This one should belong to some master in the monastery, it sneaked out and got lost, you really found a treasure!"
"But I usually feed it, and I don't think it's anything special."
"For you laymen, it is an ordinary cat, not even as close to people as ordinary cats, but for us celestial masters, it can be regarded as a treasure."
"That's so powerful... Isn't the Ruyi Temple that raises civets even more awesome?"
Zhang Tianshi looked at him contemptuously, "Why don't you even know Ruyi Temple! If our Longhushan Tianshi Vocational School is Tsinghua University, then Ruyi Temple is Peking University, and there are too many Tianshi masters in it!"
"Oh," Cheng Hao nodded half-understood, "Is that because you are better or they are better?"
"I..." Zhang Tianshi dodged his eyes for a moment, "Our factions are different, how can we compare!"
Cheng Hao said regretfully: "It seems that the young genius Zhang Tianshi is inferior to others!"
Zhang Tianshi was in a hurry, "Fart! If you really want to compare, except for the master in their temple, I am worthy of no one!"
"Who is it?" Cheng Hao pricked up his ears alertly.
"You're a layman, and you don't even know if you tell me!" Unknowingly, the boat had docked, Zhang Tianshi stood up, "Go, get off the boat!"
Cheng Hao had no choice but to follow him off the boat.
"Since you got the things, let's strike while the iron is hot. Let's go to your house now. Maybe your cousin will wake up later."
"Okay." Cheng Hao cheered up and sat on the back seat of Zhang Tianshi's small electric car.I don’t know whether it’s because the journey is too bumpy or Zhang Tianshi’s riding skills are really bad. Cheng Hao’s heart beats like a drum along the way, just like the nervousness he felt when he secretly went to an Internet cafe with his classmates in high school for fear of being caught by the teacher.
At that time, he hoped not to be discovered by the teacher. Tonight, he prayed that everything goes well.
As it was approaching the early morning, Cheng Hao put on a pocket watch for Yu Chuan under the instruction of Zhang Tianshi.
Zhang Tianshi watched him carefully lift Yu Chuan's head, put the chain around his neck, and slowly put him down, and said with gritted teeth: "As for it? It's not your girlfriend, you're probably not a younger brother, are you?" ?”
Cheng Hao retorted: "Look at what people have become, do you think
"Continue, don't stop!" Seeing that the mahogany sword didn't work, Zhang Tianshi made a quick decision, biting his fingers and drawing amulets on the spot, cold sweat dripping from his forehead, he could only rely on Cheng Hao to delay him for a while.
Cheng Hao pried it fast, and his fingertips were so painful. If he could still see the sun tomorrow, he might never want to eat macadamia nuts in his life!
"Hurry up!" Zhang Tianshi's arm was already pinched by the water ghost, as if to stop him from writing.
Cheng Hao looked at the few macadamia nuts in his hand, and said anxiously: "There are not many left! Who told you not to buy more!"
"I didn't know there were so many water ghosts in this river!" In a blink of an eye, Zhang Tianshi was pulled by four or five water ghosts, and saw that the boat was about to be turned over by this force.
"Damn it!" Cheng Hao pried open the last few macadamia nuts and threw them all over the water ghosts who were entangled Zhang Tianshi. Suddenly, a drop of blood dripped from his worn out fingertips and fell into the water.
"Tick..."
In an instant, all the water ghosts stopped, and then faced Cheng Hao, showing expressions of fear, uttering the voice of a demon, and fleeing in panic.
"You really have auspicious body protection?" Zhang Tianshi, whose clothes were torn to pieces by the water ghost, turned around in embarrassment, his eyes full of inquiry.
The author says:
Shoujun awakens bloodline skills!
Chapter 19
◎"What's the situation?" Cheng Hao picked up Zhang Tianshi's mahogany sword from under his feet, and was about to fight the water ghost for [-] rounds. When he looked up, he saw...◎
"What's the situation?" Cheng Hao picked up Zhang Tianshi's mahogany sword from under his feet, and was about to fight the water ghosts for [-] rounds. When he looked up, he saw the water ghosts running away in all directions.
Zhang Tianshi covered his ears, blocked the noisy devil crying, and shouted: "What are you doing?"
"I'm throwing nuts." Cheng Hao threw away the mahogany sword and the shell opener in his hand, only to realize that his hand was broken, and he rubbed it nonchalantly, "Didn't your talisman work?"
Zhang Tianshi raised the crumpled talisman paper in his hand. It was like drawing ghostly talismans on it, and none of them were drawn successfully. "I couldn't even move just now!"
"Could it be the macadamia nuts that did the trick?"
"Impossible, this trick is almost enough to drive away a coward, it's not that powerful..."
The two looked at each other in blank dismay, not understanding why this sudden attack stopped suddenly.
"Look, the fog has dissipated." Zhang Tianshi stood at the bow of the boat and relit the oil lamp. He saw that the boat was in the middle of the river, the water surface was calm and there were no waves, and the outlines of fishing boats on the riverside were faintly visible in the distance.
"What's that?" Cheng Hao saw something floating on the water not far from him, which reflected a faint luster under the light of the oil lamp, which was particularly conspicuous.
"Go and see!"
The two of them paddled towards the thing together.
When he got close, Cheng Hao immediately recognized that it was Yu Chuan's pocket watch, which was floating on the water surface as light as a feather, and the slender chain was swimming in the water like a golden fish.
"So it's here..." Cheng Hao stretched out his hand to fish it, and hooked it up from the cold water.
"Your watch is made of plastic, can it still float on water?" Zhang Tianshi teased him.
"24K pure gold!" Cheng Hao rubbed it on his clothes lovingly, and carefully opened the watch cover after making sure that there was no excess moisture.
Perhaps the pocket watch itself was designed to be waterproof, and the exquisite dial was not affected by the fall into the water. The large and small diamonds were arranged in the order of constellations, still dazzling.It's just that photo - soaked in water, leaving only a blurry shadow.
Cheng Hao felt a burst of anger for no reason.
"It seems that they fell when they fled in a hurry, or maybe they were afraid of trying to show favor to us..." Zhang Tianshi held his chin with one hand, thinking about all the possibilities seriously.
"Now that you've found it, let's go back, Yu Chuan is still waiting." Cheng Hao put the pocket watch in his pocket, held the oars in both hands, and started paddling towards the shore.
"Okay, let's let them go this time, and I'll come back later when I'm ready!" Zhang Tianshi lowered his head and straightened his clothes, wailing, "Damn water ghost, my school uniform was torn just like that, Can you make it up!"
Cheng Hao urged: "Hurry up and get another one later!"
"Speaking lightly! Do you know what this dress means to me?" Zhang Tianshi said with a sulky face, pulling the inconspicuous embroidery on the collar, "This is the school uniform of my alma mater, which is very popular in the Tianshi circle. For your graduation certificate from Tsinghua University and Peking University!"
"Understood, just find an aunt who repairs clothes to help you mend it later!"
Zhang Tianshi was speechless by his choking, and he muttered for a long time: "It's really playing the piano with a cow!"
Cheng Hao couldn't understand his nagging, "Stop playing the piano, hurry up and row the boat!"
Seeing the eagerness on his face, Zhang Tianshi had no choice but to pick up the oars and start paddling, but his mouth still refused to be lonely, and asked while paddling: "So your cousin's name is Yu Chuan?"
"What?"
"Why are you nervous? Just now when you mentioned this name, I just asked casually."
"I'm not nervous. Our brothers are ordinary people. We happened to encounter this kind of thing." Cheng Hao turned the topic to him again. "But I'm quite interested in your matter."
"Me? What's the matter?"
Cheng Hao asked: "Aren't you a celestial master? For example, is there really such a thing as Huigen? After you become a celestial master, will you not be able to marry and have children? Also, does your family support you in engaging in feudal superstition?"
Zhang Tianshi coughed, "Let me answer you one by one! First, wisdom root is a Buddhist saying. If you understand it, I have been gifted with Taoism and spiritual arts since I was a child, so you can say the same; second, who said Can a celestial master marry a wife? I tend to marry late because I look a bit niche and don’t conform to the aesthetics of ordinary girls... Finally, what kind of feudal superstition! It is obviously a positive energy occupation for exorcising ghosts and demons! My family People must support me, not only support, but also help me a lot. For example, my third uncle, he is 50 years old, and a lot of companies he opened have closed down, and he is bothered to help me advertise on the website... Although you were the first to find me through the Internet," Zhang Tianshi sighed, and then said viciously, "Next time if I know who is behind his back and calls him Mr. Zhang, I will draw a bad luck charm and curse him!"
Starting a company, Mr. Zhang...
"Your third uncle, it can't be Zhang's third uncle!" Cheng Hao thought that the eccentric person was actually Zhang Tianshi's third uncle, and he couldn't help feeling a little emotional. In some respects, the two were really similar.
"You know my third uncle?"
"Hehe, I don't know him, I just heard someone say it." Cheng Hao turned his face away, "Then you said that my cat is a civet, so what's the matter?"
"You really don't know?" Zhang Tianshi still didn't believe it.
"Why are you lying to me! I don't know. I was traveling two years ago, and I happened to pick it up at the foot of the mountain. It feels like a normal cat, except that it likes to watch cartoons and eats and sleeps. Who knew it was a civet ah!"
"Well, I think you are related to Ruyi Temple, so let me tell you briefly. First of all, the civet cats in Ruyi Temple are all adaptable native wild cats. Just get in touch with spiritual power and profound art. Over time, you will become psychic, and some with strong abilities can also be used as soul sedation, which can keep the soul from dissipating in a short period of time. Almost every senior master in the temple has one...yours This one should belong to some master in the monastery, it sneaked out and got lost, you really found a treasure!"
"But I usually feed it, and I don't think it's anything special."
"For you laymen, it is an ordinary cat, not even as close to people as ordinary cats, but for us celestial masters, it can be regarded as a treasure."
"That's so powerful... Isn't the Ruyi Temple that raises civets even more awesome?"
Zhang Tianshi looked at him contemptuously, "Why don't you even know Ruyi Temple! If our Longhushan Tianshi Vocational School is Tsinghua University, then Ruyi Temple is Peking University, and there are too many Tianshi masters in it!"
"Oh," Cheng Hao nodded half-understood, "Is that because you are better or they are better?"
"I..." Zhang Tianshi dodged his eyes for a moment, "Our factions are different, how can we compare!"
Cheng Hao said regretfully: "It seems that the young genius Zhang Tianshi is inferior to others!"
Zhang Tianshi was in a hurry, "Fart! If you really want to compare, except for the master in their temple, I am worthy of no one!"
"Who is it?" Cheng Hao pricked up his ears alertly.
"You're a layman, and you don't even know if you tell me!" Unknowingly, the boat had docked, Zhang Tianshi stood up, "Go, get off the boat!"
Cheng Hao had no choice but to follow him off the boat.
"Since you got the things, let's strike while the iron is hot. Let's go to your house now. Maybe your cousin will wake up later."
"Okay." Cheng Hao cheered up and sat on the back seat of Zhang Tianshi's small electric car.I don’t know whether it’s because the journey is too bumpy or Zhang Tianshi’s riding skills are really bad. Cheng Hao’s heart beats like a drum along the way, just like the nervousness he felt when he secretly went to an Internet cafe with his classmates in high school for fear of being caught by the teacher.
At that time, he hoped not to be discovered by the teacher. Tonight, he prayed that everything goes well.
As it was approaching the early morning, Cheng Hao put on a pocket watch for Yu Chuan under the instruction of Zhang Tianshi.
Zhang Tianshi watched him carefully lift Yu Chuan's head, put the chain around his neck, and slowly put him down, and said with gritted teeth: "As for it? It's not your girlfriend, you're probably not a younger brother, are you?" ?”
Cheng Hao retorted: "Look at what people have become, do you think
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