my boyfriend is not human

If you have something to do, I won't send you off. "

"Okay," Cheng Hao watched him rushing into the bathroom, thinking he had a stomachache, and asked, "Are you okay?"

"Ah...it's okay! Don't worry about me..."

"Okay, then let's go first!"

"Hmm, goodbye!"

Before leaving, Cheng Hao greeted Cui Lian out of politeness, but the other party only responded lightly, and then indulged in the canyon game again.

"I didn't expect someone to be more addicted to games than you." After leaving the door, Cheng Hao sighed behind Yu Chuan's back.

"What, who told you that you have to work! I still like to go to shopping malls and parks. The people in the game are too bad!"

"what happened?"

"They keep yelling at me!"

"I'll teach you a trick. At this time, you only need to say one sentence repeatedly to make them mad."

"what?"

"That's it?"

"what?"

"That's it?"

"What?"

Cheng Hao explained: "What I want to teach you is: 'That's it?'"

Yu Chuan was disappointed, thinking he had some special moves, "Cut, that's it?"

Cheng Hao forced out an internal injury.

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Chapter 16

◎Cheng Hao took Yu Chuan to a department store and asked him to pick a cup.Yu Chuan was almost dazzled by the dazzling array of products.

Cheng Hao took Yu Chuan to the department store and asked him to pick a cup.

Yu Chuan was almost dazzled by the dazzling array of products, and finally chose a simple vertical glass.

"This one is very similar to my previous cup." After paying the bill, Yu Chuan lay on Cheng Hao's back with a paper bag.

"It's already night, should we go home or go out for a stroll?" Cheng Hao hadn't eaten all day, and now he was so hungry that his chest was stuck to his back, and he just wanted to find a restaurant to eat a huge meal.

"Go shopping! Where are you going?" Yu Chuan's eyes sparkled.

"Why don't you go to the food stall!" Thinking of the crayfish, barbecue, and fried skewers in the food stall, Cheng Hao felt even hungrier.

"No!" Yu Chuan shook his head, "I don't like that smell!"

"Then go to the buffet?" Cheng Hao comforted himself, barbecue and hot pot are also okay...

Yu Chuan was still dissatisfied, "Eat something light, you've got pimples!"

"No way!" Cheng Hao looked in the mirror at the glass window on the side of the road, "I basically don't get acne."

"Look what this is!" Yu Chuan touched his face, and found a small pimple on his chin, "Spicy food is easy to get angry and get acne!"

"Nonsense, there is no scientific basis for eating spicy food to get acne. It must be because of not sleeping well recently." Cheng Hao looked left and right, and found that the closed mouth the size of a sesame seed did not affect his handsome face. , and remembered what Fang Yuan said when he put on foundation for him, "Do you often stay up late? Why are the dark circles under your eyes so heavy?"

"You still haven't slept well?" Yu Chuan snorted, "I don't know who it is, but I don't get up until noon every day!"

"I haven't slept until noon recently! It's just today..." Cheng Hao argued, "It's not because I slept too late."

"Then can't you go to bed early?"

"Such a small sofa is so crowded that I can't sleep."

"Who told you not to sleep on the bed!"

"Aren't you asleep in bed?"

"I... I don't need to sleep!" Yu Chuan said angrily, "Don't you blame me for not sleeping well!"

"Okay, I finally have a bed to sleep tonight!"

"No, I still need to recuperate the spirit body tonight, so you should play on the floor."

Cheng Hao was speechless, "After a long time, you didn't think about giving up the bed to me..."

While talking, the two walked to a noodle shop, and a strong smell of fish soup wafted by, making Cheng Hao's stomach growl.

Looking up, Chen Kee Noodle House.

"Forget it, let's eat a bowl of noodles as a substitute for the head office!" Cheng Hao asked Yu Chuan with his head turned.

"You decide for yourself!"

Cheng Haoxin said: I want to eat barbecue and hot pot, can I make a decision?Lift your legs and walk inside.

"Boss, two bowls of fish soup noodles!" Cheng Hao put Yu Chuan on the stool, looked at the menu, "I'll have another cold vegetable dish."

"Okay, wait a minute." The young boss opened the curtain of the back kitchen and called upstairs, "Qiaoqiao, help me get the bottle of vinegar down, it's gone."

Then there were a few insipid steps on the stairs. It should be that the person named "Qiaoqiao" brought him vinegar. The two whispered something in the back kitchen, and suddenly there was a "popping" The small noodle shop suddenly fell silent.

"What sound?" Yu Chuan's ears twitched.

"It seems to be uncorking the bottle..." Cheng Hao turned his back to the kitchen, his mind was full of starvation and wanting to eat, so he didn't think so much.

"Oh..." Yu Chuan looked into the curtain, the thick canvas seemed transparent to him at the moment, and the movements of the two inside were vividly seen.

The young noodle shop owner held a bottle of mature vinegar and looked at the shy person in front of him with a smile.I saw 'Qiaoqiao' glared at him, rubbed his cheek with the back of his hand, turned and went upstairs.The stairs creaked, no longer as peacefully as when he descended.

"It seems to be a quarrel!" Yu Chuan whispered gossip.

"Can you quarrel with a bottle of vinegar? It can't be his wife, can it?"

"No!" Yu Chuan analyzed, "It might be his younger brother who was slapped by him."

"Ah?" Cheng Hao was skeptical, and muttered, "This store has been open for decades. I used to say that the owner is a fool. Then he suddenly recovered and became normal. I never heard that he has a younger brother!"

The noodles were cooked very quickly, and before they came out of the pot, the boss asked the two of them, "Do you want chili?"

"do not want!"

"want."

"Then you want a bowl, don't you?"

Yu Chuan pointed to the pimple on Cheng Hao's chin, and said loudly, "I don't want two bowls!"

"Okay," the owner of the noodle shop brought two servings of noodles and told him, "Eat slowly, the vegetarian dishes will be served soon."

"Thank you." Cheng Hao broke off his chopsticks and began to suck up the noodles. After a meal, Su Pin hadn't been served yet, and there was no soup left in the bowl of fish soup noodles.

Yu Chuan stared at him dumbfounded, "Are you so hungry?"

"I haven't eaten for a day, can I not be hungry..." Cheng Hao rubbed his stomach, feeling that there was room for another bowl.

"Then I'll give you my bowl too." Yu Chuan pushed his own bowl over and looked at him with his face cupped.

"No need," Cheng Hao pushed the bowl back, "I'll just order another bowl, you can eat it."

"You eat." Yu Chuan pushed it to him again.

Cheng Hao thought to himself why this kid is so caring tonight, it seems that the other party is not completely indifferent to his efforts, no, he is starting to repay his favor!So he said to Yu Chuan very sincerely, "You can eat, in fact, I'm almost full."

Yu Chuan shook his head, "Oh, don't talk too much, just eat, I forgot to tell you, I have hated noodles since I was a child."

Cheng Hao's emotion disappeared immediately, and he knew it!

Angrily took the second bowl of noodles, Su Pin was also ready, Cheng Hao took a mouthful of cucumber, his mouth crunching, as if he was biting Yu Chuan instead of vegetables.

After eating, Cheng Hao hiccupped, "Go... to digest the food."

"Where are you going!"

"We have a river-crossing bridge here. Many people go for a walk there at night, and it's quite lively."

"Okay, I haven't seen Jiang yet!" Yu Chuan forgot that he was a "disabled person" as soon as he was happy, and he was about to float up when he got up from his seat.

Cheng Hao quickly pressed his shoulders, and pushed him back to the chair. Looking back, the owner of the noodle shop was also looking this way. His eyes met, one was puzzled, the other was nervous.

"Don't move if your foot is hurt," Cheng Hao pretended to reprimand, "Let me carry you!"

Yu Chuan obediently cooperated with his performance, opened his arms, and fell on his shoulders.

"Thank you boss, let's go!"

"You're welcome, go slowly." Chen Qing watched them leave, and took the dishes and chopsticks to the kitchen for cleaning, "What two strange people..."

The lights on the cross-river bridge were brightly lit, pedestrians on both sides were coming and going, and cargo ships in the distance could hear their sirens from time to time.In Licheng at the end of November, the river gradually turned cold.

"This is the river..." Yu Chuan smelled the moisture in the air and closed his eyes to feel the wind from the river.

"Now is the dry season, and the water surface is still relatively calm. By the turn of spring and summer, the river water is turbid and urgent, even if a building falls, it can be washed away. Some children go swimming for fun, and I don't know how much they are washed away. one."

Yu Chuan probed to look at the pitch-black surface of the river, "It seems that there are some water ghosts."

"No way..." Although Cheng Hao was walking among the crowd, goosebumps still arose, "What do water ghosts look like?"

"The head is big, the limbs are thin, and the nails are long," Yu Chuan described what he saw. "The face is whiter than powdered... Hey, one of them climbed up."

"What!" Cheng Hao leaned on the bridge railing, but he could only see the thick concrete bridge pillars.

Yu Chuan hooked his neck with one hand, and pointed at the crowd in front of him with the other hand, "It's gone."

"It's not going to happen!" Cheng Hao looked at the place he pointed, and there were people all around him, including friends talking and laughing, and young couples walking hand in hand.

As soon as the words fell, there was an exclamation from the front, "Someone is going to jump into the river!"

"Call the police!"

Cheng Hao and Yu Chuan squeezed into the crowd of onlookers, only to see a girl in her early twenties climb over the railing and stare straight at the river below.

"Don't come over! If you come over again, I'll jump off!" The girl's face twitched, half happy and sad, "Tell him, I will never forgive him even if I die!"

Her friend was too frightened to come forward and tried to persuade her, "Don't be stupid! You won't be sad if you die as a scumbag, it's not worth it!"

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