my boyfriend is not human

can not eat! "

"Didn't I tell you last time, as long as it is the breath of the world, I can feel it! I want to eat it!"

"Okay, okay!" Cheng Hao had nothing to do with him, "Small, what else do you want to eat? Let me show you tonight!"

"Braised pork, steamed northern seafood crab, eggplant box with abalone sauce, osmanthus cake with pine nuts..."

"Stop, stop," Cheng Hao bit off the clear soup noodles in his mouth, showing embarrassment, "I said Miss, oh no, can you order some simple ones? I have never heard of some..."

Yu Chuan glared at him, "You didn't ask me what I want to eat!"

"It's alright if I'm wrong!" Cheng Hao swore that he would never talk nonsense again!

"Then braised pork in brown sauce! I'm afraid you can't do anything else."

"Okay, I'm pretty good at braised pork!" Cheng Hao settled the noodles in twos and twos, washed and brushed, and when he came back, he carried Yu Chuan from the wheelchair to the sofa, and the two squeezed together for a while.

"What rank are you now? I'll take you with a trumpet." Cheng Hao took a peek at Yu Chuan's game page, but he covered it up so that no one could see it.

"Do not show you!"

"If you don't watch it, don't watch it. I'll add you. Pass it as a friend."

"which one is you?"

"My name is Grumpy Old Man."

"How did this game get its name? Why did it start with irascibility..." Yu Chuan, who didn't know why, angrily gave a pass.

"Cough, maybe it doesn't have any more words in the thesaurus." Cheng Hao said guiltily.

Cheng Hao invited Yu Chuan into the room, saw that the other party was still Bronze Three, and thought, "Could it be that he hasn't won yet?"

But pretending not to know on his face, he clicked on the ranking.

"What are you playing?" Yu Chuan chose Daji in seconds, and saw that Cheng Hao had chosen a jungler he didn't know, and said alertly, "Can you do it?"

"Let you see what a wild king is!" Cheng Hao entered the game, killed indiscriminately, and rescued Yu Chuan from the enemy hero's mobile phone several times, but he couldn't stand Yu Chuan and sent him to the enemy's tower.

"That's a defensive tower, you can't rush under it!" Cheng Hao taught him.

"Humph!"

What he said seemed to be useful, but Yu Chuan stopped going down the tower, and went directly to the bottom lane to line up with the shooter, and was pushed to the high ground in the blink of an eye in the middle lane.

"Don't run around!" Cheng Hao made a mark on the map, "Go here and guard the tower."

"Sometimes you tell me not to go down the tower, and then you tell me to stay under the tower, what are you doing!" Yu Chuan was angry.

Cheng Hao was going crazy in his heart, but he still explained calmly, "I didn't make it clear just now. The enemy's tower is not sure and can't enter randomly. If you hit him, you will lose a lot of blood. Your own tower must be guarded. Cannot be defeated by the enemy."

Yu Chuan finally understood, and replied unhappily: "Understood!"

Sure enough, there was no random delivery later.

After one round, it was over in about ten minutes. The word "victory" appeared on the screen, and Yu Chuan's expression turned cloudy, "We won!"

"Simple, right?" Seeing Yu Chuan's smile, Cheng Hao seemed to be infected too.A bronze game without difficulty is actually worth being so happy?

"Continue!" Yu Chuan looked at the number of gold coins in the upper right corner, "It's almost enough for me to buy Sun Shangxiang!"

"Come on!" Bronze Wild King confidently led Yu Cainiao to fire again.

Unexpectedly, in this round, someone was faster than Yu Chuan and snatched Daji ahead of time, so Yu Chuan had to choose Arthur, the only one in the hero Curry.

"Brother Jungle, can you take me in the next game? She's a girl~" said the person who snatched Daji into the microphone.

Cheng Hao responded indifferently: "No." Thanks to the last online dating, he almost has a psychological shadow on all the people who call themselves girls on the Internet.

"Why? Hey, I really want to play with my brother, so you can take him with you~"

"Daji, didn't you see that he was taking care of his sister?" Another teammate said.

"Who?" Daji asked.

"Look at our ID here."

"Fuck, it's a couple of dogs! Go shit!" Daji shut the microphone angrily.

Yu Chuan looked puzzled, turned his head and asked Cheng Hao: "Who is she scolding?"

"It's not us anyway." Cheng Hao shrugged indifferently.

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更新~感谢在2021-06-3022:43:38~2021-07-0120:48:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Chapter 10

◎The two huddled on the sofa and played all afternoon, and Cheng Hao successfully helped Yu Chuan get two big points.In the end, Cheng Hao's eyes were so sore that he couldn't bear it.

The two huddled on the sofa and played all afternoon, and Cheng Hao successfully helped Yu Chuan get two big points.In the end, Cheng Hao's eyes were so sore that he couldn't bear it anymore, so he put down his phone and said, "I can't do it!"

Yu Chuan gradually found the fun of this game, and was excited, "I play it myself!"

Cheng Hao looked at the internet-addicted teenager and shook his head, "It's still early, I'll go to the police station, and then I'll come back after buying some food. Don't cause trouble for me when you're at home, don't open the door when someone knocks."

"I'm not a three-year-old!" Yu Chuan said without raising his head.

"Okay, I'm going out!" Cheng Hao turned on the TV, played Bao Jian's favorite "Tom and Jerry", and settled down before leaving.

When Cheng Hao arrived at the police station, he didn't see the liar, but he could see the teasing towards him from Uncle JC's eyes.

"Hey, brother, I think you are so handsome, why do you still date people online? Can't you find someone in reality?" the uncle asked him.

"Isn't this usually busy with work and no time to fall in love?" Cheng Hao smiled embarrassedly. At this moment, he just wanted to go through the formalities quickly and leave after receiving the money.

However, Uncle JC refused to let him go, and chatted with him leisurely: "Hey, you don't know, when the few of us squatted in the scammer's den, we were all a group of 40- and [-]-year-old old men, smoking cigarettes and digging at the same time. Put your feet up, sit in front of the computer and use the voice changer to chat with people... Tsk tsk tsk, that picture!"

Cheng Hao blushed, "I never thought that this would happen to me before, and it will never happen again!"

"However, their equipment is really good. They have a thick voice like a duck. Once they use the voice changer, they immediately turn into little lolitas! Hey, why don't you think these people can't learn well!"

Cheng Hao saw that the movements in his hands were still unhurried, so he had to agree: "That's right, the methods of scammers are really emerging one after another, so we should take more precautions!"

"The road is one foot high, the devil is one foot high, and there is a long way to go..." The uncle seemed to have thought of something suddenly, and raised his head, "Hey, brother, would you like to make a fraud prevention promotional video for us? I see you This person is good and sincere, and the publicity effect must be very good! Just think of it as making a contribution to the people, how about it?"

"Ah?" Cheng Hao hurriedly waved his hands, "No, no! I haven't made a promotional video either!"

"Then what's the matter?" The uncle laughed, "He's a little fresh meat who has never acted in a movie and can take movies!"

"Uncle...I really can't do it!" Cheng Hao declined.

"Oh, I know, aren't you just afraid of embarrassment? It's okay not to let you show your face at the head office. It only takes a minute at most to read a line!"

Seeing that he did not give the documents to him for a long time, Cheng Hao knew that he could not escape today, so he had to compromise, "Just take it as a thank you for recovering the money for me, okay, just shoot it, but it's agreed, Don't show your face!"

"Guaranteed!" The uncle didn't have ink marks anymore, he finished the documents in threes and fives, and took Cheng Hao to the office in the inner room.

"Okay," Miss Jinghua picked up the video rack and ordered, "Cover the cardboard in front of your head, and you can read your lines!"

Cheng Haoquan regarded himself as an emotionless and shameless robot, holding a cardboard, and said in a rigid manner: "I am Cheng from XX community in Licheng, and I was cheated of 8000 yuan by Internet fraud. There is no free lunch in the world, and there is no There is no girlfriend in vain, I hope everyone will take warning and not be fooled! Always pay attention to anti-fraud news and protect your own safety environment..."

"Okay! It's done." The young lady quickly recorded it, "After editing, you can see it on the noon news in the city."

Cheng Haoxin said: "Whoever likes to watch it will watch it, anyway, I won't watch it if I lose my life!"

After leaving the police station, Cheng Hao came to the vegetable market.I bought fresh pork belly and saw crabs, and thought of Yu Chuan saying that he wanted to eat steamed crabs, so he gritted his teeth and bought three catties.Good guy, it's only two for three catties, and it cost him more than 100 yuan.

"1000 million hairs are posted so much without seeing it..." Cheng Hao sighed, feeling that life is not easy, and if he sits and eats, his wife might have to post it. "You still have to find a job first!"

On the way home, Cheng Hao passed the Youth Entrepreneurship Park.This is a row of quiet small buildings with many studios, red brick walls, green phoenix trees, and the whole park is very stylish.It happened that there was a row of recruitment information posted on the public notice board at the door, and Cheng Hao took a closer look. There was a men's clothing brand that wanted to recruit models. The requirements were about 1.8 meters five and a weight of 75 to [-] kilograms. The working hours were free, and the salary was negotiable.

"This is quite suitable..." Cheng Hao held the vegetables in both hands, thinking that he has come here, why not go in and try it, so as to save another trip.

After finding the place, Cheng Hao hid the vegetables at the door and knocked on the door.

Soon someone poked his head out, and a handsome man asked, "Who are you looking for?"

Cheng Hao kicked the dish behind the wall with his toe, and said, "I saw that you are recruiting models here, so I'll give it a try."

"Okay, please come in." The man called