my boyfriend is not human

my boyfriend is not human

Author: Ye Ruan

Introduction:

Cheng Hao, the shopping guide of Hulan House, has been doing something wrong lately, his performance is not improving, he is cheated in online dating, and even the screen of the mobile phone he just bought was smashed by the fat orange at home. . .

In order to get rid of bad luck, he listened to the eminent monk's words and went up to the mountain to pray for Buddha, but got lost and had to spend the night in the ancient temple.That night, he had a fierce confrontation with a ghost who claimed to be an evil ghost!

The evil ghost asked him to take out a gold pocket watch. Cheng Hao took the pocket watch back home for a small gain, but the evil ghost followed him, and the cohabitation life of one person, one ghost and one cat began.

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In order to remind the neighbors, Cheng Hao hung a sign on the door: "There is an evil spirit at home, please do not approach!" But it took him a long time to realize that although this evil spirit is arrogant and domineering, it is a bit cute...

[This article is purely fictitious, don't be superstitious, make friends scientifically]

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Content tags: supernatural, supernatural, special liking, fate encounter

Search keywords: Protagonist: Yu Chuan, Cheng Hao┃Supporting role: Bao Jian┃Others: Tsundere Gong, Favored Gong, Mei Gong

One-sentence introduction: my ghost boyfriend

Idea: Tsundere Ghost is cute!

Chapter 1

◎"Sima liar, he is obviously a big man who picks his feet, but he pretends to be a little girl!"

Cheng Hao is really not going his way recently, being cheated by someone in online dating...◎

"Sima liar, he is obviously a big man who picks his feet, but he pretended to be a little girl!"

Cheng Hao is really not going well recently. He was cheated out of 8000 yuan in online dating, and his performance this month is not very good.

He sighed incessantly in the store, repeatedly staring at the pages blocked by the other party on WeChat, the red exclamation marks dazzled his eyes, and watched for several hours, during which time no one entered the store.

During the small meeting in the evening, the store manager reprimanded him, a 1.8-meter-five man, in front of five or six little girls: "Look at you, you are a handsome boy, why is your brain so dull? Don't take those things all day long." Old-fashioned out-of-season styles for others to try on, see what they look like wearing? It’s clearly like wearing a sack, is it OK to be fashionable?”

Cheng Hao was MMP in his heart, and argued: "The store manager, you also know that there are not many people who come to our store. Like Zhang Laosan who comes here often, he always comes to try new models, and every time he buys it, it costs 20 yuan. Discounted old men's shirts, trying to sell them, it's hard as hell!"

Speaking of this, the store manager became angry again, "Look at you, you look lazy and boneless all day long! Either you are holding your mobile phone to chat with your girlfriend, or you are hiding behind the counter and dozing off. It's strange if you can sell it. Cheng Hao, hurry up and adjust my state, and dance the spirit dance of our Hulan House every morning and evening when you get off work, cheer up and do things! The meeting is over!"

Cheng Hao was completely speechless when he saw the little girl from his colleague showing a happy smile.Not to mention that the girlfriend of the online dating is blowing up, he is not born with the talent for dancing, it is really embarrassing for him to twist so flexibly like Yin Xiaodi.But there is no way, the store manager's request is too high, who told him to be the shopping guide of Hulan House!

After packing up and leaving work, Cheng Hao walked on the street, his mind was full of Yin Xiaodi's enchanting dance on TV, "Hulan House, a man's cloakroom!"

Just when he was about to turn around and try to twist, a person bumped into him head-on, that person was holding a hard object in his hand, and almost stabbed him right through.

"How did you walk!" Cheng Hao covered his hit heart, grinning in pain.

"Amitabha, this poor monk is hurrying on his way. I don't mean to offend. I hope the benefactor will forgive me." A monk in yellow clothes leaning on a long staff hurriedly apologized.

"Can't take a taxi if you want to hurry!"

The monk lowered his eyebrows and let him speak with his hands together.

Seeing that he was silent, Cheng Hao felt that he was bored, so he snorted and wanted to leave.

But I heard the person behind him say: "The benefactor has been plagued by bad luck recently, so it is inevitable that he will be so irritable."

Cheng Hao was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head and said angrily, "You're the one with bad luck!"

The monk said indifferently: "If the benefactor wants to resolve the bad luck, you might as well go to the nearby temple to worship sincerely, there may be a turning point..." After finishing speaking, he floated away with a homemade bag on his back and a stick on his stick.

Cheng Hao stared at the monk's back, and cursed secretly: "What a half-baked donkey, I believe your nonsense, don't you just want to cheat money?"

Going home cursing, Cheng Hao just opened the door when a fat orange cat like a piglet fell from the sky and called "meow meow meow" at him.

Cheng Hao put down his handbag, hugged the big cat in his arms, and said worriedly: "Bao Jian, you have to eat less and save rations in the future!"

The cat seemed to understand what he said, rolled its eyes around, and then stuck its paw on Cheng Hao's face. Seeing him in pain, it jumped out of his arms.

"Unconscionable!" Cheng Hao just wanted to grab it, but the sword had already jumped back onto the cabinet in the entrance with agility, and looked down at him.

"I won't really hit you, what are you doing running so high..." Cheng Hao muttered while rubbing his face. Made some meals to cope with it.

After eating and cleaning up the mess, Cheng Hao turned on the TV and played "Tom and Jerry".Baojian watched with relish, while he nestled on the sofa and played games.

"Oh! Forget about being stupid!"

Due to a mistake, his teammate was actually killed by human blood, which also caused the enemy to quickly push up to the high ground. Cheng Hao was so angry that he almost knocked over the coffee table, put down his phone and went to take a shower.

After taking a shower and changing into pajamas, Cheng Hao looked at himself in front of the mirror.A very handsome face, matched with a round cut head, the whole person looks very energetic, not at all listless as the store manager said. Looking at it, he thought of Yin Xiaodi's dance again, so he opened his arms and swayed pose, "Hulan House, a man's cloakroom!"

Feeling not as stupid as imagined, Cheng Hao decided to practice again.Unexpectedly, the floor of the bathroom just after taking a shower was extremely slippery. Cheng Hao only heard a "slip" under his feet, and immediately fell firmly on his buttocks.

Cheng Hao's face turned pale, and he cursed loudly while gnashing his teeth while covering his butt.

"His uncle!"

After finally getting up and limping to the living room, Bao Jian's fat beast has been transferred to the coffee table, watching TV intently, with its thick tail sweeping behind him.

Cheng Hao saw that the mobile phone was behind the fat cat's buttocks, and was swept to the edge of the coffee table by its tail, and immediately shouted: "Sword!"

Fatty was startled by his scream, and immediately jumped up with frizzy hair. When he got up, he kicked back, just in time to kick Cheng Hao's cell phone to the ground.

"Snapped!"

Cheng Hao only felt that his heart was also slammed down along with his mobile phone.

The coffee table is so low, it should be fine... right?

With luck, Cheng Hao picked up the phone with the screen facing down, and carefully opened it——

"I'm really... an idiot!"

The phone screen was shattered to pieces.

"The newly bought pineapple 12!" Cheng Hao was in pain, "Should I really go to the temple to worship?" His firm belief in materialism began to waver...

The next day, Cheng Hao repaired the phone screen with 1000 yuan in pain, and found a time to ask the store manager for leave. The reason was that the cat at home was going to be neutered. It was timid since it was a child, and it had to be accompanied by its owner. with.

Although the store manager was unkind to Cheng Hao, his eyes immediately changed when he heard the cat, and he gave Cheng Hao a day off.While signing, he looked at him with incredible eyes, "You still have a cat?"

Cheng Hao found a photo of Baojian from his mobile phone, "I'm old enough to disturb the people every day, there's nothing I can do..."

I didn't expect the fat sword to be so easy to use. In fact, it didn't have any troubles in this regard.Since he picked it up two years ago, the cat has not been in heat, and Cheng Hao wondered if it was a cat with a cold personality.

After returning home, he shook the sword fiercely. Cheng Hao hugged it and said, "Baojian, I'm going to the mountain tomorrow, do you want to go together?"

Baojian let out a "meow", broke free from his hand and ran to his small rice bowl, screaming.

Cheng Hao hated iron and said: "I just know how to eat! I'm poor because of you!" He said so, but he honestly scooped up a pot of cat food and sprinkled it into its bowl, "Forget it, bring you It’s also a burden, I’ll leave some food for you tomorrow and you can stay at home by yourself.”

The next day, Cheng Hao slept until noon before waking up. He rubbed his eyes and picked up the phone next to the bed to look at it, "Thirteen o'clock... 01:30!"

Cheng Hao woke up immediately, washed his clothes in a hurry, put on his bag, and went out in a hurry.

Bao Jian squatted on the cabinet and watched him slam the door shut, licked his paws, and after 2 minutes, he came back panting again.

"Why did you forget about Fatty!" Cheng Hao hastily poured a bowl full of cat food into its small rice bowl, and then went out in peace after hearing Baojian's contented "meow".

At this time in the south, the autumn air is crisp, and Cheng Hao took a mountaineering bag and two bottles of water and took the bus to the suburbs.

The suburbs of Licheng are a stretch of mountains, among which Xiaonan Mountain is particularly famous.It is said that Xiaonan Mountain was a Buddhist holy place in ancient times. Apart from the Baoshu Temple on the top of the mountain, there are many Buddhist relics scattered throughout the mountain.

Cheng Hao bought tickets at the foot of the mountain, and was tricked into buying three sticks of incense for 300 yuan, and then began to climb up the mountain road.

But because he got up late, it was getting dark before he reached the top of the mountain, Cheng Hao retreated, and then thought, "Is it possible that I will continue to be so unlucky?"