The life and death book system has a bug again

Why do you have to make trouble with someone when you are angry and smear honey with your mouth! "

"That's not it," someone said, "Talking to her is like stepping on a land mine. No word is comfortable, and there is no emotional intelligence."

"Really? Then you may have misunderstood." Yi Wanchao blew on the hot soup and said, "I have a high EQ. If chatting with me makes you feel uncomfortable, then I must have done it on purpose."

Shi Can looked at Qi Chi for help. If his superior was understanding enough, he should be able to read the signal in his eyes that "you eat faster, I can't take it anymore".

With a tacit understanding, Qi Chi also looked at him. "You don't want to eat?" Qi Chi asked him, pointing to the noodle soup that he had just eaten.

"Yeah, don't eat!" Let's go, my ears are going to be deaf.

"Then I'll eat." Qi Chi dragged his bowl over.

Shi Can: "..."

Shi Can turned on his phone and decided to go surfing to paralyze himself.There were already dozens of group chat messages, so he clicked in and looked through them, and saw some conversations about himself.

- Is this newcomer under Qi Chi?What about Hu Yi under Qi Chi?

- Resigned, didn't you read it, they all quit the group

-has resigned?how long has he been here

- half a month

- another one who didn't make it past a month

- I heard that Hu Yi would rather lose half of his merits in the next life and terminate the contract

-Hiss... It's a good thing I didn't get assigned to Xichi back then

-Shh, be careful not to be seen by Qi Chi

- Don't worry, he never reads group messages

Shi Can sighed, if his heart was still there, he must be completely cold right now.

6 - Imp

◎I don’t make sense◎

The noodles with clear soup and little water are really tasteless, Yi Wan put down his chopsticks after eating a few mouthfuls, Jiang Jiuan laughed and said: "You also know that bitter water is not easy to swallow, you must know that your Meng Po soup is bitterer than this Several times, I'm just selling spices by your side, why are you so hostile to me."

"Reincarnation must go through the Naihe bridge to drink Mengpo soup, whether it is sweet or bitter, but the moment, it is not you who use my light to do your own business, and make those ghosts think that we are colluding and trying to earn their merits. "

"That's what they are willing to do." Jiang Jiu'an said without any burden, "If they can't swallow it themselves, can they use their merits to buy seasoning from me?"

Yi Wan snorted: "I don't like to deal with scholars like you, I'm full of bad water."

"Now I'm full of bitterness."

Shi Can couldn't take it anymore, he had to urge Xichi: "Eat faster, let's go." Yi Wan became interested again when she heard that, she looked at Xichi with her chin: "I just came on the way I heard people talking about it, saying that you executed a pair of mandarin ducks outside the Palace of the King of Hell, and let their little devil run away."

Qi Chi glanced at Shi Can for no reason, and didn't bother to explain: "It's sort of."

Yi Wan: "You have to hurry up, if the kid runs into the world, it will be troublesome."

"It's already in the world without accident." Qi Chi still said in a leisurely tone, Yi Wan became anxious when he heard it, and snatched his bowl and chopsticks, urging: "Hurry up and catch the brat, wait until you come back." Eat again!"

Probably because he was already full, Xi Chi was not annoyed at all, just wiped his mouth with a tissue, picked up Shi Can and put it in front of the cash register, only to hear a ding: "Feng Du paid to the account, 25 merits."

"What?" Shi Canmeng couldn't recover, "You asked me to pay the bill?"

"Yeah." She was quite at ease.

"It's reasonable, as my superior, shouldn't you treat me?"

"I don't make sense."

"Wow, listen to what you're talking about?" Shi Can's mentality collapsed, "I'm new here, and I haven't received my salary yet, so you're cheating on me!"

"Listen to me explaining to you..." Xichi said, "First of all, I am not human, so what I said is definitely not human; secondly, although you have not been paid, you have merit in yourself, and the deposit is 25% less. , It’s just a drop in the bucket.”

"But I don't get rid of it."

Qi Chi stretched out his hand to rub his head, and pulled out a strand of hair: "Look, there are exceptions to everything."

Shi Can didn't want to talk at all, and walked back angrily.The road conditions in the underworld are complicated. He didn't use his mobile phone to navigate at the moment, and he didn't know where he was going. After walking aimlessly like this for 5 minutes, a convertible supercar stopped beside him. Steering wheel, with one hand on the window, without looking sideways: "Get in the car."

Qi to Qi, work to work, Shi Can hesitated for two seconds and opened the rear door, Xi Chi clicked his tongue: "Am I your driver? Sit in the front."

"Although I don't have my own car, I know that the co-pilot is reserved for the other half."

"I don't have a partner," Qi Chi said expressionlessly, "Don't scribble."

"Okay." Shi Can sat in the co-pilot and said while fastening his seat belt, "After you have a girlfriend, I will obediently give up my seat." It sounded funny, but Shi Can simply didn't change his mind. Turning the corner, he stared at Qi Chi and accused him, "Why don't you wear your seat belt?"

Xichi kicked the accelerator and rushed out, not wanting to deal with this mentally handicapped man who didn't have the slightest sense of consciousness.

"Where are we going?" Shi Can asked, "Are we going to the world to find little ghosts?"

Xi Chi hummed, and Shi Can asked again: "Why was Granny Meng so nervous just now, isn't she just a brat, what kind of disturbance can she cause?"

"Have you ever seen a ghost movie?"

"I've seen it." Shi Can was still terrified when he thought about it, "When I was in college, my roommate and I watched ghost movies in the dormitory on weekends. What do the boys do when they take a shower together?" Shi Can giggled and wanted to chatter, but when he turned his head and saw his superior glance at him indifferently, he immediately closed his mouth knowingly.

The supercar drove into the familiar Huangquan Road. The headlights of the car made the surrounding scene alternately bright and dark. The vision was much clearer than that of the hearse. The lonely and wild ghosts on the road avoided one after another. They stood on both sides and stared at each other. Don't dare to move forward.Further forward was another sea of ​​red flowers from the other side. When the window was closed, the sound of howling wind was blocked out of the glass window. Xi Chi said slowly: "Ghost infants are more terrifying than ordinary ghosts. Adult ghosts know what they are doing." , but babies are different, they do not have independent consciousness and thinking, do not understand right and wrong, good and evil, without their parents by their side, their destructive power will be even more terrifying than adult evil spirits."

"If you put it that way, it seems to be like this in the movie." Shi Can scratched his head, "Isn't the world view of your underworld designed according to the movie?"

Qi Chi snorted coldly: "Why didn't you say that your father was born by you?"

Shi Can pouted: "I'm an orphan, I don't have a father."

"Oh." Xichi paused, and then continued, "This little ghost is different from ordinary ghost babies. His parents were born ghosts, and he has not experienced the process of becoming a mortal child, so the resentment will not be so heavy. Just like how many men and women in Fengdu got married and had children, the birth of a little ghost will not cause any disturbance."

"Why are you so nervous this time?" Shi Can tried to recall for a while, as if he had some clues, "Is it related to the ghost's lost eyes?"

While speaking, a mid-empty hearse was rushing towards him in front of him. Xi Chi squinted his eyes, and his speed increased instead of decreasing, and finally rushed over wearing the hearse.This scene seemed familiar, Shi Can still curled up reflexively, grabbed the seat belt and screamed, Qi Chi curled his lips and laughed at him: "Still making a fuss like this."

The word "return" is very spiritual.

But Shi Can obviously didn't react.

The topic just now was cut off by the hearse, and Qi Chi didn't intend to continue talking. Even now, sleepiness struck, Shi Can unconsciously fell asleep looking at the flickering red stars outside the window, and when he woke up, he didn't know where he was. He was alone.

The light penetrated into the car, and it was raining outside, and the sky was overcast.

is the human room.

Shi Can jumped out of the car excitedly. As soon as his feet hit the ground, the supercar behind him suddenly disappeared. He looked up and saw a maternity hospital in front of him.The rain was still falling, but he didn't feel any drips on his body. He walked to the door of a breakfast shop and called out to the boss: "Here is a basket of steamed buns."

The boss ignored him.Shi Can laughed at himself, look, I am indeed a ghost that no one can see.

The ghosts on TV are afraid of light, and it is daytime now, Shi Can doesn't know whether it is because the sun is covered by dark clouds, or because he is not afraid of light at all, but the most urgent thing now is to find Qichi.

The hospital is huge, and Shi Can thought of sending a message to Xichi after wandering downstairs for a long time, but there was no reply there. Just when he was thinking whether to call directly, a soft silver bell rang from It came out from the building on the right.

Shi Can ran into the building and searched all the way up, but Xi Chi couldn't find it, but noticed something abnormal outside the delivery room on the third floor.Wisps of black smoke came out of the gap in the door, accompanied by a strange foul smell.Shi Can looked left and right, but still didn't see Qi Chi, could it be that he was already in the delivery room?He thought about it for a while, and finally decided to try it himself.

I don't know if the wall of the operating room is thick or not. Will it get stuck in the middle of drilling?Or is there a spell to be chanted before the drill, Gunara God of Darkness?Urgent as a law?Shi Can first stretched out his hand towards the wall to test it, but it turned out that he actually went through it. Then he stuck his right foot in, and finally a dragon swung his tail and threw himself into the delivery room.

The delivery room seemed to be shrouded in black smoke, and the mother's heart-piercing screams almost shattered the windows. Shi Can took a closer look and found that the source of the black smoke was the mother's swollen belly.Huang Hua had never seen such a scene before, he anxiously called Sheng Qichi's name,