The life and death book system has a bug again

Putting his arms around Shi Can's waist, he carried him straight down, and then pushed Jiang Pingfu into the car.Shi Can stared at his dangling legs, and shouted dissatisfiedly: "Stinky rascal, what are you doing!"

"Blindly blocking the way." Xi Chi slapped him on the buttocks, and simply confirmed the three words "stinky rascal". He looked in and got into the car with Shi Can, and sat in the last seat by the window. Location.

"Six strokes." Qichi said.

Shi Can adjusted his sitting posture, hugged Rhubarb on his lap, and asked inexplicably, "What six strokes?"

"Ass," said Qi Chi, "you still owe me six strokes."

Neuropathy!

There was a lot of noise inside the hearse, among the complaints and wailing, Jiang Weiwei was the most joyous and out of place, talking to Jiang Pingfu non-stop, she hadn't lived like this for a long time, the last tender time between father and daughter was left, It was actually a kind of consolation.

On the other side, Qi Chi was playing with the Soul Locking Nail, frowning, looking preoccupied.

"What are you thinking?" Shi Can bumped him with his elbow.

"It's nothing."

"Usually those who say that are pretending." Shi Can stroking Rhubarb's dog's hair for a while, tilting his head and asking him, "Did you just persuade Jiang Pingfu to live?"

"You shouldn't meddle in ordinary people's affairs." Qi Chi said coldly.

"Then you persuade him twice?"

"It's just a point."

Shi Can smiled: "Is it because of me? Infected by my kindness?!"

Xichi squinted at him with lowered eyelashes.

"Oh, you really are," Shi Can shook his head, "Can't you let me persuade you in person? You're just arguing with me more with your mouth."

Xichi turned his head and stared at him without a word.

Shi Can felt very good about himself. After pondering over it for a while, he continued to pick up which pot: "By the way, where is the Night God? Doesn't he show up at night?"

Xi Chi snorted: "Why don't you make him his subordinate."

"Is it possible?" Shi Can asked, "Can you raise your salary?"

Qichi: "..."

"Speaking of this!" Shi Can didn't notice the stinky face of the dead ghost boss, and was still chattering, "Didn't you and Ye Youshen divide into two groups to catch the fugitive? Chi Wen is still on the run, and the other one, have you caught it?"

In fact, this is what he was thinking about just now.Did the ancient prisoner escape from the ghost prison of the underworld just to rob a hearse?What is his purpose of taking Wang Xiaoyan away?He didn't want to use words like "Bai □ Dao" to describe him, and...

"I'm asking you, did you catch the second one?" Seeing that he was silent, Shi Can asked tirelessly again.

"I caught it." Qi Chi was a little absent-minded, and his brows frowned even deeper.

It was the peak time for the purchase of goods in Fengdu Ghost Town, and several hearses parked in an orderly manner outside Shimen. The line of ghosts waiting to enter the venue was 60 meters long. As soon as Shi Can got out of the car, Shi Can was handcuffed away by a ghost who had been waiting for a long time with a pair of silver bracelets. up.

The hall of the king of hell is full of gloomy atmosphere, with the bull's head and horse's face on both sides, and the fifth hall, Yan Luo, is sitting behind the screen, tapping his fingers on the table, making the already weird and serious atmosphere even more tense.Shi Can didn't dare to raise his head, only dared to sneak a glance at the boss of the dead ghost beside him, but Xi Chi was calm, showing no superfluous expression.

Qichi wasn't really calm at the moment, he was just thinking about the whole story.What he said to Shi Can earlier was not to scare him. As a soul guard, he allowed Wang Xiaoyan's gangsters to do anything wrong. It's all just suffering from flesh and blood, but no matter what, it shouldn't be troubled by Lord Yan.

To put it simply, it's not a big deal, Shi Can doesn't deserve it.After all, apart from Xichi, the annual meeting of the underworld, I haven't seen Jun Yan a few times.

"Brother, Brother Xi." Shi Can is a coward who knows current affairs. There is only one acquaintance in this unpredictable palace. Even if he is called grandpa, he will probably agree. "Shall we kneel down?"

"You?" Xi Chi looked at him without hesitation.

"Then I'll kneel alone..."

"No need to kneel."

Before Shi Can had time to move, there was a dull and heavy sound from behind the screen, as if it had built-in reverb effect, but it still had an echo.

When Shi Can realized that it was Yan Jun who was talking to him, he knelt down without saying a word.

Qichi: "..."

Niutou stepped forward to support him, and rolled his eyes a few times in disgust.Shi Can only felt that he was at war with each other. Not peeing his pants was the greatest courage. In his deep-rooted concept, he would basically die when he saw Hades, although the current Hades is just the CEO of the company to him.

"You take a step forward." Yan Jun ordered.

Shi Can didn't dare to be negligent, but he didn't know whether it was a big step for bullshit or a small step for motherfuckers, so he finally took the middle way and took a standard walk with a little rest and standing at attention.

"This seat must have some kind of supernatural ability, and dare to make trouble several times."

How many times?stir up trouble?Shi Can wanted to refute, but he didn't have the guts, but there are always daring ones, such as——

"If you know how to turn back when you are lost, you can't make trouble."

Shi Can was so shocked that his eyeballs almost fell out. For the first time, he sighed that his nickname of "Ghost Seeing Sorrow" as the dead ghost boss is really not groundless.Xi Chi didn't have the awareness that he should have when meeting Yan Jun at all, and he was still firing guns recklessly: "Besides, the instigator of Wang Xiaoyan's incident was the unspeakable ghost, Shi Can, a little soul, what can he do? Nothing happened It’s a blessing to have a catastrophe.”

"Could it be that I have to reward him?" Yan Jun was not surprised by Qi Chi's attitude at all, but his tone was much cooler, "There was chaos outside the city of Fengdu, and the flowers of the other side bloomed for no reason, causing turmoil in the underworld, ghost prisons, ghosts and gods. Escaping, are these trivial matters?"

"I..." Shi Can finally plucked up the courage and decided that he didn't want to be a coward, but before he could say a word, he was stopped by Qi Chi.

Qichi: "I never thought that a little ghost could have such abilities. I really don't know if I'm flattering him or ruining the other ghost officials."

Yan Jun's eyebrows darkened: "Do you know who you are talking to?"

It's over, it's over, Yan Jun is about to lose his temper.

"It's all my fault!" Shi Can said hastily, fearing that the two of them would have to confess here if the tension continued like this, "You... just punish me." No matter how cowardly Shi Can is, he knows right from wrong, Although Qichi beat and scolded him on weekdays, and his leg injury is still not healed at the moment, the way he fought hard to maintain it just now was enough to move Shi Can.

Yan Jun snorted coldly and said, "Then put the oil in the pan."

Shi Can: "???"

"No!" Shi Can was anxious, "Aren't you too hasty?!"

"Sloppy?" Yan Jun asked him back, "Is there anything in the underworld that I can't decide?"

"Yan Jun," Xi Chi walked to the screen, ignored the obstruction of the bull's head and horse face, and said coldly, "I caught one of the two escaped ghosts and gods in the mortal world, don't you want to hear what he said to me?"

Suddenly there was no movement behind the screen.After a while, Yan Jun said with a sneer: "Are you making a deal with me?"

"Yes." Qi Chi said.

"Joke, do you know who you are bargaining with?" Yan Jun emphasized his identity for the second time, and he became a little annoyed, "In this underworld, I can make you never open your mouth."

"That's natural," Qi Chi said frankly, "It's only a matter of your finger to kill us, but I've lived long enough, and I'm tired of the [-]th hell, so I don't object to trying the taste of being lost."

"Shut up." Shi Can dragged him by the hem of his clothes and dragged him back a few steps, "Why haven't you passed your rebellious period yet?"

Yan Jun gave him a sip of tea and said, "Since that's the case, both of you wrap a deep-fried dough stick and put it in the frying pan together."

Shi Can: "..."

Cang!sky!nah!

"It's not appropriate for them to wrap a fried dough stick!" It was too late to say it, but the handsome man with long hair and blue robe walked in with a fan, and said boldly, "Yan Jun is here, I want to ask you Personal."

Depend on!

Yeyoushen, this is the hero who saved the beauty and came to save his sweetheart!

Come on!

He rescued Xichi, so what should I do?

Rely on!

I don't really want to bread crumbs and pan fry until golden!

Fuck!

"Little Shi Can," Ye Youshen looked at him with a smile and waved, "Come here, I'll take you away."

Shi Can: "?"

"Isn't it?" Shi Can looked at Qi Zaozao Chi with a bewildered expression, "Why did your old friend move on?"

The author says:

Is anyone watching, I'm so bored-. -

28. Sentence

◎Do you want to kill yourself by biting your tongue? ◎

Yan Jun sent everyone away, leaving Ye Youshen alone.

A few clusters of dark green will-o'-the-wisps were lit in the hall, reflecting the ghosts and monsters carved on the walls of the beams and eaves and pillars, with green faces and fangs.

Yan Jun lowered his head, playing with the warm and clear jade bucket, but it would be a waste to drink tea with this thing, he slightly raised his eyelids, and said in a bad tone: "Ye Zhongjun, you came at a good time."

"Come early for fear that Yan Jun will not be able to show his prestige, and come late for fear that Yan Jun will have no steps to go down." Ye Youshen said with a smile on his face, "It really took all the painstaking efforts of the lower officials."

"Oh?" Yan Jun snorted lightly, "What kind of steps does this seat need?"

Ye Youshen's expression turned cold in an instant, and there was no more compliment left: "Do you really dare to hurt him at all?"

"Ye Zhong!" Yan Jun threw the jade bucket to the ground, and said angrily, "Don't forget who you are now, do you still think you are a high-ranking god?!"

"It's a joke, if the gods are really high above, how can you evil ghosts and mortals trample on them!"

"Presumptuous!" Yan Jun was furious, half threatening, "No matter how angry you are in your heart, you should be in the ghost prison."