The life and death book system has a bug again

Reached into the pocket, then grabbed Xichi's hand and pulled it out——

There is also a crude slingshot with a pipa half-hidden in Xichi's hand.

"He still said no!" Shi Can went to grab his hand, "Give it to me quickly."

"Not for you."

"Then who are you giving it to?"

"For the baby." Qi Chi asked him without changing his expression, "Are you a baby?"

Depend on……

Shi Can recalled the message he had sent to Xichi earlier, and it was nothing at all, but he still felt ashamed and embarrassed after being publicly punished by the person who said the word "baby".What's worse, Qichi panted a few times inappropriately, pushed him and said, "Have you touched enough?"

They both fell to the ground just now, and they just kept up and down postures, Shi Can tightly grasped the dead ghost boss's hand, as ambiguous as possible.His cheeks were on fire immediately, all the way to the back of his ears, Xichi looked at his blood-red earlobes, and finally couldn't help laughing.

"Laughing fart!" Shi Can punched him, and after standing up, he slapped the wind to hide it.

It's really inexplicable, it must have been with the dead gay Ye Youshen for a long time, and he has become more and more neurotic.Shi Can quickly went through all the neon teachers in the folder named "Threesomes must have my teacher" on the D drive before his death in his mind. In the end, he was self-defeating and blushed even more. Still very straight!

Hold!etc!When I die, my colleagues will see everything in the computer!

The browsing history in the browser has not been deleted, it seems that I have checked something that is prohibited by the eighteenth century! !

And WeChat DingTalk didn't quit, and if the boss scolded the leader, it was still on the fucking top! ! !

The society is dead, the society is dead!

Xichi walked under the shade of the tree, and looked at him with his arms folded. He didn't know what his little subordinate was muttering. In just 1 minute, conservatively estimated that his face changed 72 ways.

But after a while, he felt that something was wrong. He looked up at the sun as big as a car cover, and asked Shi Can, "Don't you feel uncomfortable?"

"Ah?" Shi Can returned to his senses in a daze, "No."

Xichi looked at him strangely: "No feeling of weakness in limbs?"

Shi Can shook his hands and feet, and shook his head: "It's quite powerful. What's wrong?"

The man stopped talking.

Pretending to be unfathomable, Shi Can gave a sharp sound, seeing that he was hiding in the shade and suddenly thought of something, he slapped his thigh and said, "You were pushed down by me just now, is it because you have no strength?"

Qi Chi frowned deeply.

"Actually, yesterday morning, when I was exposed to the sun, I felt weak in limbs," Shi Can said, "But I'm fine today, why?" It's quite embarrassing to be discovered by your subordinates about your weaknesses, and you don't feel ashamed to speak up.

Hey, you have today too!

Shi Can recalled the experience of being beaten, kicked, whipped and cut with knives a few days ago, and felt the half-mutilated right leg, so he decided that today is an auspicious day for revenge.But he is a good boy, and he will never do anything that takes advantage of others.

Die laughing, Qi Chi is not human at all!

"What are you going to do?"

"Slap you." Shi Can weighed the fire stick, "You have a lot of meat in your butt, if I spank you ten times, we'll be even."

"you sure?"

"Emmm..." Shi Can was a little timid, "Then let's get a [-]% discount."

"it is good."

Um?What good?That's all right?

Shi Can hadn't escaped from the ghost's words, when suddenly a huge force hit him, and immediately after his feet were empty, he was bound by a whip with both hands and hung on the camphor tree.

"Damn!" Shi Can yelled, "Aren't you weak? How dare you lie!"

"I didn't have the strength just now, but now I have it." The fire stick fell into Xichi's hand, and he walked behind Shi Can with gestures, stared at his round buttocks, and smiled, "Eight hits."

"I was joking." Shi Can stomped his feet and quickly admitted his mistake, "I don't dare again!"

Snapped!

"what!!!"

Xi Chi didn't use much force, but the stick was enough for him to bear.

"You bastard!" Shi Can howled with his eyes closed, "If you hit me again, I will become incontinent, and when the time comes, you will be covered in feces and fart. Rhubarb will come and lick you if you smell it! If you don't lick you enough, I will bite you, Bai Wuchang thinks you are dirty and smelly and won't give you a rabies vaccine!"

Qichi originally wanted to beat him with a stick to scare him to finish the job, but he didn't realize that Shi Can, a brat who is not timid and has a bad mouth, said something nice and then begged for mercy, which made people laugh and cry, cowardly and arrogant.

But it's also strange that he was still angry that he almost got into a big disaster because he didn't know right from wrong, but he suddenly became enlightened after such a commotion.

He retracted the whip, and Shi Can fell to the ground unprepared. Fortunately, he didn't break his right leg, but his ass was so painful that he didn't have the nerve to keep rubbing it.

"There are seven left," Qi Chi threw the fire stick, "I'll let you owe it first."

Before Shi Can had time to stare at him, something fell into his arms, and he picked it up to see what it could be if it wasn't a slingshot!

"You don't need to thank me," Qi Chi said.

"Who said I should thank you?" Shi Can pulled the rubber band to test the feel, "To be honest, I stopped playing with this thing when I received compulsory education."

"you……"

"But I won't return it to you!" Shi Can answered faster than him, "I'll keep the rhubarb! Hey, where's the rhubarb?"

"Do you prefer braised rhubarb or steamed rhubarb?"

"I wipe?"

Qi Chi turned his head and smiled: "You are much more amusing than the Da Huang Jing."

Go to your uncle!

It is said that rhubarb and rhubarb are here, but isn’t it a bit too much for a Samoyed to sit in the front of the cab and still rest on the steering wheel?

Shi Can was speechless: "I don't even have a driver's license."

"The automatic driving system does not require a driver's license." Even so, Xi Chi pushed Da Huang back to the back seat, and Shi Can limped into the car, clutching a second car that was not even as good as a fire stick. weapons.

To say that Qichi's craftsmanship is really not very good, the surface of the wooden slingshot is bumpy, and it is easy to be scratched by the barb if you are not careful.

"Your knife skills are terrible." Shi Can complained sincerely.

"I'm a whip, not a knife."

"Oh," Shi Can looked at the whip marks on his wrist and asked him, "What's the name of your whip?"

"Whip." Qichi said.

"..." Shi Can clicked his tongue, "Every powerful weapon has a name, why didn't you pick one for him?"

"No."

"Then I'll take one."

Xi Chi glanced at him and didn't object.

Shi Can bit her lip and thought for a while, then said, "Single kill, how about it?"

"?"

Shi Can: "In the game, being able to kill the opponent solo is a very awesome thing!"

"Really," Xi Chi was not in a hurry to leave, chatting nonsense with him, "And what about your slingshot, have you figured out what to call it?"

"Think it over," Shi Can said, "It's called five kills."

Qichi: "..."

The author says:

This chapter is written to play hhh

Seven strokes owed always have to be repaid, tsk tsk tsk

25. Keep the tree

◎It is the pity of the living, not the dead◎

When Chen Ran sent the information to Xichi, she attached a voice, complaining childishly that Shi Can was too aloof, and the friend application had not been approved after half an hour.Qichi turned his head and glanced at someone who was rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find a charging cable with the side of his underwear exposed, and thought to himself which of the two words "high cold" did he take?But objectively speaking, he is still tall. Although he is half a head shorter than himself, he still stands out from the crowd.

Boom!The long-legged crane bumped its head when it bent down to pick up the slingshot that had slipped to its feet.

Tsk, it's just that my brain is not working well.Qi Chi shook his head regretfully.

After charging the phone and turning it on again, a bunch of news popped up. The underworld ghost officials know everything about what happened to them in the mortal world. The soul messenger group has already discussed it with each other, and there are even good things. The author sent a betting link, betting on whether Shi Can can stay for a full month.

What the hell!Shi Can clicked in, and lived up to expectations. The dead ghost colleagues all bet that they couldn't, and under the option of yes, the number 1 and the head of a Samoyed with a tongue sticking out were displayed alone.

Shi Can quickly turned his head to glance at Rhubarb who was dozing off in the back seat, and then looked at Xichi with some disbelief: "Boss, you..." Qichi glanced at his phone screen and said, "The previous avatar was used for a long time. Yes, change it."

"No," Shi Can said, "I just want to say, you...you really want me to stay, don't you?"

"Oh, you said that." Qi Chi said without changing his face, "The odds of staying are high."

"I fucking..."

Talking to a dog is more interesting than chatting with Qi Chi. Shi Can angrily climbed to the back seat and slapped Rhubarb awake. Rhubarb was choked by fate when he was sleepy and forced to open. Shi Can hugged him I took a few selfies, and finally changed the profile picture of the chat software.

As soon as I passed the cute friend application, I sent a message over there.

Ran Ran T^T: Brother Can, you and Brother Xi are couple heads (/≧▽≦)/

WTF?

Shi Can took two photos of Rhubarb alone and sent them to him, and replied shamelessly: Are you envious, do you want to join us?

Ran Ran T^T: Wow, is it okay QvQ

Shi Can: ...

Ran Ran T^T: I’ll ask Elder Sister Erying if she’s willing ￣▽￣

Is this kid out of his mind?

The surroundings gradually became noisy, the car drove into the city and crossed the streets and alleys. On the side, the old residential area was dilapidated and messy. The yellowed walls were covered with infertility advertisements. Like a short circuit, the slovenly stray dogs are licking the dirty water in the shallow depression in the corner, and everything has a strange harmony.Da Huang, who had been quiet all the way, saw the same kind barking excitedly, so Xi Chi parked the car in the community and walked straight in.