The life and death book system has a bug again

The life and death book system has a bug again

Author: sneak attack point

Introduction:

After experiencing 996 blessings for a month, Shi Can finally hiccupped his fart on the night of Double 11.

In the Palace of Hades, the judge clicked the mouse, and pushed the 800-degree myopia glasses: "Shi Huanshan, male, 74 years old, the cause of death was a righteous act..."

Shi Can: "Wait, wait... Do you think I act bravely at the age of 74?"

Judge: "emmm...what's your name?"

Shi Can: "Shi - Can -"

Judge: "...Oh, I see, the life and death book system has a bug again, it's a mistake."

People in the city said that the evil spirits outside the city were in power, but the evil spirits outside the city told him that the real evil people were all in the city.

But Shi Can felt that there was no one in or outside the city who was more moody and annoying than his boss, Qi Chi, until one night, Qi Chi kissed him while he was asleep.

He finally realized that the boss of the dead ghost not only had a weird temper, but also his mind was not working well.

Shi Can (Shou): A scapegoat who strayed into the underworld, there is no such person in the book of life and death, and he occasionally lacks a nerve in his straight-ball chatterbox;

Qi Chi (Gong): A fierce ghost who climbed up from the [-]th floor of hell, with a secretive past and a glamorous future. He is occasionally pissed off by the upper floor when he is sullen and indifferent.

The first few chapters are more fun, and the later chapters are not so nonsensical.But we are the subject of the Eight Classics!

Welcome to Fengdu Ghost Town Eighteen-story Hell Co., Ltd.!

Mission: Let the underworld have no difficult births

Vision: work in heaven

Values: silent, strange, powerful, chaotic

The Four Do Not Help Principles: Do not help the old, do not help the young, do not punish and commit suicide

Content tags: ghosts, gods, ghosts, special liking, past life, present life, urban anecdotes

Search keywords: Protagonist: Shi Can, Qi Chi┃Supporting role: Wen Renyu, Xing Lin┃Others:

One-sentence introduction: A story of working in the ghost town of Fengdu, which was banished from the gods

Conception: The life and death book system is still full of bugs, it is a beautiful gift to the world

1. Manslaughter

◎In other words, you are hopeless◎

"Name"

"Shi Can."

"age?"

"22."

"Profession?"

"Operation."

"cause of death?"

"..."

"cause of death!"

"How the hell did I know, I just made some instant noodles, and after taking a bite, I burped, and I woke up in this damn place!"

"Be careful with the wording, it's the underworld."

"..."

"Ahem...can you tell me what's your name?"

"Shi-chan-"

"……What?"

"Shi! Chan!"

"Hiss... You really aren't the 74-year-old Shi Huanshan who acted bravely for justice?"

"Do you think I look like a 74-year-old brave man?"

"...Oh, I see, the life and death book system has a bug again, it's a mistake! Hee hee!"

I hee hee you star!Shi Can felt that he was really miserable. He had been connected to 996 for a month, and finally made it to the moment when the double 11 bell rang, but he went to the snack shelf to buy a bucket of instant noodles while pouring water, and then followed My colleague complained that he would never do e-commerce operations in his next life. He stuffed a mouthful of hot sauerkraut-flavored instant noodles into his mouth, but before he could finish the mouthful, the boss slapped the table and yelled nonsense: "This time the two 11 If the sales volume does not exceed [-] million, kill the operation and sacrifice to heaven!"

Paji, Shi Can's eyes were darkened, and he fell to the ground... to worship the sky.

What happened after that was outrageous. A car drove in from nowhere, and it was so advanced that it was an unmanned driver. As soon as the door opened, he was sucked in. The car was full of darkness, like morning and evening rush hours. of.Shi Can couldn't find the place to swipe his card. He glanced back several times and saw that there was an empty seat in the penultimate row next to the aisle. .

Hold!No wonder no one wanted to sit in this seat. There was a person paralyzed by the window seat next to it. That guy was covered in blood thorns, and there was no head on his neck!have!brain!bag!

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" He jumped three feet high, hitting his head on the roof of the car, and the old man next to him clicked his tongue impatiently, squinting at him: "What's all the fuss about?"

"Deadly, dead!" Shi Can reacted in an instant, "Black car!!!"

"They're all dead people, what a fart you despise."

The sound came from the foot, and then a big round and furry head came out from under the car seat, and bounced into the headless corpse's arms like a ball, and the headless corpse turned its head over, An'an held it firmly on her lap.

See!ghost!up!

Shi Can's legs are limp, shit, what a fucking nightmare, why haven't he woke up yet!No, human intervention is necessary!He slapped himself and didn't wake up; he bit himself again, but still didn't wake up.Not only did he not wake up, but he didn't even feel the pain.

Wait, are they all dead...?

The old man accosted him again: "Young man, are you engaged in the Internet?" Shi Canxin said that I am not bald, how did you see it, the old man stomped his crutches confidently, "My grandson also works in the Internet and works overtime every day .I think you look like a dog, you must have died suddenly while working overtime."

Shi Can felt that the old man was unreasonable.

"You're dead, don't you know?"

"This is the hearse leading to the underworld."

"There are dead people in here."

Shi Can: "...???!!!"

Half an hour later, Shi Can accepted the fact that he died on his 22nd birthday.

"Pull it down, you are too old for the term premature death!"

"I'm very confused, can you let me be alone?"

"Hey, young man, everyone has this day, look at me, how optimistic I am."

"How old are you?"

"82."

"I'm going to be 82 years old, I'm more optimistic than you!"

fuck it.

It was pitch black outside the car, with occasional flashes of white light, but it seemed that the sound of water could be heard, and after an unknown amount of time, the hearse stopped in front of a ten-meter-high stone gate. There is a huge LED screen standing, and a line of large characters scrolls on the screen: Welcome to Fengdu Ghost Town Eighteen-story Hell Co., Ltd.!

Shi Can: "..."

"Line in line, scan your face one by one to enter, don't squeeze, I'm in a hurry to reincarnate!"

Nonsense, what can you do if you are not in a hurry to reincarnate here.

"Hey, it's strange..." the ghost messenger at the door muttered, "Why can't this person be recognized?"

Not far away, a handsome guy with an inch head in a black sweater walked over slowly holding a tablet, and asked without raising his head, "What's wrong?"

"Brother Hei." The ghost guard was a little confused, "I can't recognize this person's face."

"Have you had plastic surgery?" Wen Renyu quickly took a look at Kugai's stinky face, and said unexpectedly, "You're quite handsome."

Fuck your sister!Shi Can twitched his lips irritably, but he was still in helpless shock and didn't want to talk too much. After hearing people's words, he lowered his head and fiddled with the tablet for a while. Not entered." He raised his chin, "Is it called Shi Huanshan?"

illiteracy.

"Can."

"what?"

"Niancan together with Huoshan, my name is Shican."

Wen Renyu looked up at him, then looked down at the tablet, and finally changed his expression after wandering around for three times. He swallowed his saliva and said mysteriously, "Come with me."

In the Palace of Hades, the judge clicked the mouse in front of the computer, and pushed the 800-degree myopia glasses: "Shi Huanshan, male, 74 years old, the cause of death was a righteous act..."

Hearing people say: "..."

Shi Can: "..."

What a fucking good guy, this can be mistaken for the wrong person!

Wen Renyu hugged his chest and rubbed his chin, and asked the judge, "What's the first season?" The judge rolled his eyes, cursed in a low voice, and said, "The system has had a lot of convulsions recently, either it missed people or The time is messed up, or some data is missing, but it is the first time that the wrong person has died."

"What are you mumbling about?" Shi Can waited more and more unhappy, "If you make a mistake, send me back! I will be cremated any later!"

"The crematorium hasn't opened yet, so why worry?" Wen Renyu turned his head and calculated with the judge, "Then send it back."

The judge closed the life and death book system with one click, stroked the wide sleeves of the red robe, and whispered in his ear: "Find a reliable soul messenger to take it back secretly, and then quietly exchange Shi Huanshan's soul back. Finish the job before dawn. If you don't stab Yama of the Tenth Palace, or you will be punished, I'm afraid this year's KPI will be finished."

Detain the wrong soul, that is a major accident!

"Who are you looking for? The soul guards are busy working outside right now." Wen Renyu frowned, and when Chaha saw a person hurrying past the palace of the King of Hell, he took a closer look at Hu Yi, the soul guard. Liang hurriedly called to stop him, but Hu Yi just turned his head and glared at them, then walked away with a snort.

"Bold and unreasonable!" The judge blew his nose and stared angrily, "Who is this poor soul who dares to despise you and me so much!"

"Uh..." Wen Renyu pinched the center of his brows, "A ghostly person...can't afford to provoke..."

The judge: "... I'm not an example." Wen Renyu looked down at his watch and said helplessly, "That's all, I'll send it off."

At two o'clock in the middle of the night, the world after the Double 11 carnival fell into an empty and silent night. Shi Can's short sightseeing tour of the underworld ended here.

"Why are you looking at me?"

"You sit across from me, I don't look at who you look at," Shi Can crossed his legs and leaned back, "Is your underworld so advanced now? It's so different from what I imagined."

Wen Renyu cut it off, squinting his dead fish eyes and half-deadly mocking him: "Narrow mortal."

"Advanced dead ghost."

"In your mortal dictionary, dead ghost is flirting."

"..." Probably because he was getting closer and closer to the human world, Shi Can's mood also relaxed, and he even followed his eyes.