[Comprehensive] eyeing

Reality has always been a blow to the head in its cruelest form.

The first time I was hit in the head was when I was flipping through a file and accidentally caught a glimpse of news about promiscuity during the Olympics. In the 2012 London Olympic Games, 15 TTs were distributed free of charge in the Olympic Village, but they were used up five days after the start of the games, so they publicly apologized and then urgently reissued them... After all, the athletes in the Olympic Village have the best physique and the highest in the world Popularity, and most of them are in adolescence... Afterwards, everyone at the Brazilian Olympic Games complained that the organizers were poor, but they shouted unambiguously when distributing the tt, and directly took out the data of 45.

Well.It all ran out in the end.

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But I can think so, and I didn’t think it was wrong. It should be used to blow up balloons. After all, athletes need to exercise their lung capacity, and blowing up balloons with TT is a good way to exercise.

Let's applaud their professionalism.

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Give me a big applause!

I didn't applaud the first time I saw the news because my brain was nearly malfunctioning.However, it is said that in the Olympic games in country h, country h specially sent some beauties to seduce athletes from various countries. Unfortunately, the Japanese athletes got caught in the trap and did not perform well. I don't know if it's true or not, but when I saw it for the first time, I felt like I couldn't spit it out.

If it weren't for the fact that the above stuff was written on a relatively regular news website, I would really have thought I was reading a relax novel on a website named after P Datou or a website named after Begonia. —What, did I expose something?I absolutely do not.

The topic of Miko will be discussed later, because Yaoken suddenly told me that it is actually possible to consider Yamabuki Kunihiro to give birth to the child.

I:? ? ?

Yaken Fujishiro nodded, and said, "If it's Fu Sangshen, it might be less dangerous."

"Wait, the question is, if...uh, if I'm not mistaken, Qie Guo should be a man, right?" I asked with a twitching corner of my mouth.

"Your eyes can deceive you a lot of the time," he said seriously.

"...oh then I not only saw it but felt it," I said.

"It's just a small issue of gender," Yaken Toshiro said kindly. "Recently, I have discussed a lot with Orochimaruden in this regard. These are trivial matters. Please don't take it to heart, my lord."

"...I'm sorry, I think this is a big deal, and what exactly are you going to do to my country?"

"My lord, you should believe that no matter what happens to Yamabashi Kiritou, you will love him." Yaken coughed lightly and said.

"...I think we are fine now, thank you." I said dryly, "This is not negotiable."

"Okay." Yaken Toshiro showed an expression of obvious regret.

It's over, I thought in my heart, Yaoyan seems to have been completely pressed by some strange switch.

Not long after this very awkward conversation ended, news came from Bodo.He completed the first transaction in the Land of Waves, and he decided to build two bridges there. The bridges are free for the residents of the Land of Waves, but there is a charge for foreign merchants.

"I have already contacted the designer. If the master can help contact some ninjas, it will be of great help."

I wrote a letter to ask him which ninjas he needed. A few days later, Aizen Kunijun sent a letter back. Hakata said in the letter that he needed ninjas who could know water, earth, and wood.

Mutun... I ran to find Minato Namikaze, and Minato Namikaze showed a demented expression.

I thought about it, and asked straightforwardly, "Aren't you also good at wood escape?"

Namikaze Minato made mudras with his hands, and then...well... a small sapling appeared on the ground, and he said, "I still know a little bit."

I tugged the drooping leaves on the young saplings, and commented: "Well, you are very Konoha."

There are really only leaves, and even the branches are basically withered.

Namikaze Minato laughed dryly, and said, "There is only one in the world who can use Mudun."

"Should I praise you?" I squinted at him.

"That's not necessary." Namikaze Minato said guiltily.

So Sokorezawa's identity is really worth pondering?

But since Namikaze Minato said that, I don't bother with the ninja who knows Mutun anymore.Instead, I talked to Uchiha Kiyoshi, and he said to himself that there is no need for a ninja from Huodun?Our Uchiha's fire escape is top-notch.Although there were ninjas sent up, I thought about it and refused. Most of the Uchiha people are arrogant. If they are asked to help build bridges and build houses, they may be dissatisfied.

The short knives were sent out again, this time Fusangshen and Honmaru's reputation is not the same as before.Yuyin Village is not easy to announce to the public. The most shocking ninja world is probably Candlestick Kiri who won four S-level rebellious ninjas in a row, and the combination of Imaiken and Yanrong has collected the seven members of the Kirigakure Ninja Swordsman. Four knives.

Oh, and as for the big news that we eat tailed beasts?

After hearing this, most ninjas think like this:

"Oh mom, I must not have woken up yet, I went on to sleep."

"Oh, so I'm still in a dream, good night."

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The land of waves has changed a lot, and this change is embodied in the spiritual outlook of the people.

The boy who claimed to be a businessman who appeared here suddenly did not get everyone's trust at first.But after he lobbied back and forth and sold a lot of daily necessities and food at low prices, everyone gradually believed him.

And the leader of the Kingdom of Waves... uh, or the village head, a knowledgeable person, is secretly frightened by his other identity.

Because he called himself Fusangshen.

The shock caused by Fusangshen on this continent in the past six months is huge. What moved the village chief Rotakaka and the elders most was the bridge that Hakata Toshiro said, and he said that he planned to build a bridge here. Ninja Village.

"But," an elder still hesitated, "what if you want to use us?"

"Using you?" Bodo smiled.

He smiled very cutely, he pushed his glasses, then untied the money bag on his back, took out a handful of money and sprinkled it directly on the table.All of them were large-denomination banknotes. These people had never seen so much money at one time, so they couldn't help but stare blankly.

"Forgive me," Bodo said, still with a lively smile, "Utilization also needs to be of value."

Rotkaka and the others looked a little ugly, but they knew that what Hakata Toshiro said was true.

——The money is enough to buy the entire island.

"My master is looking at this piece of land, not the people here. Of course, after we settle here, we will inevitably benefit from you. What's more, we have such a powerful ninja village..." Hakata Fujishiro's face The smile disappeared. He looked at Rotkaka and said word by word, "The Kingdom of Waves can truly become a country. Mr. Rotkaka will also become the head of the country from the village head."

At that moment, Rotkaka's eyes burst into a strong light.

No man can resist this temptation.