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Afterwards, he ate lunch, which was cooked by Mitsutada Candlestick, and he asked Yahiko to borrow the kitchen.Yahiko was a little surprised, but still agreed.But he looked at me with a bit of condemnation, to the effect that it would be such a waste for such an excellent warrior to ask him to cook for you...

I coughed a few times, and I thought that if I told him that I not only asked Fu Sangshen to cook, but also asked them to plow the land, feed the horses, wash clothes and take out horse manure (...), would he not be able to resist beating me directly?

Oh yes, and sleep with me...

But there is no way, this is the prerogative of the god judge.

Lunch was quite light, and Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada knew my tastes well.I crunched and ate, and said, "It's been a long time since I ate a meal cooked by Guangzhong, and I suddenly feel so happy."

Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada was leaning on the window sill looking at the rain outside. After hearing what I said, he said, "After Honmaru is rebuilt, I can continue to cook for everyone."

"Well, we don't need to plow the land ourselves, let the villagers plow the land." I said, "There are also some chores."

"Ordinary human beings don't have divine power, so the food they grow is not very good after all." Candlestick Qie Guangzhong said.

"I haven't seen anything raised from the food you grow is the kind of '[-] per mu, sows can climb trees'." I said.

"Eh, we have only raised horses, not pigs," Candlestick Qie Guangzhong said.

"Oh, it's a fat pig that competes with an elephant, but it has a short nose. If the whole society kills one bite, it will be enough to eat for half a year." I said. 1

"...What are you talking about?"

"Nothing is a sudden feeling of historical change, the end of the era, the development of the people, communism is good, let's build a socialist harmonious society together..."

"..." It's embarrassing.

"About all kinds of roles, I suggest discussing with everyone." Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada said, "After all, Yayoi, you sometimes 'for our own good', we may not like it."

"Oh okay." I nodded.

Candlestick cut this is the best.

He doesn't keep everything to himself like other people do, he'll say it, correct me, like...

"There is also the god judge, the clothes you are wearing now are too outrageous." Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada looked at me with disgust, "I suggest you put on a coat, even your shoulders are exposed."

"...Okay, okay."

I'm wearing a kind of clothes that the female ninjas over Konoha often wear, and it does look a bit cool.

"But speaking of it, Kage and the others all have their own uniforms. If I go out on behalf of Honmaru in the future, it seems that I need to dress more formally." I thought about it, and thought that the priestess' robes of the former god judges were quite good.When she was pretending to be aggressive in the soul world before, her attire also improved a lot.But then again, ever since I watched the movie Miko no Miko, I have a strange feeling about Miko costumes.

Brought a set of their red cloud coat with black background from Yahiko, Candlestick Kiri nodded in satisfaction.I was thinking of leaving today, but I have a rather formal meeting tomorrow so I'll have to stay another day.

Because the distance from Yamabuka Kiri Kunihiro is too far, the exchange of spiritual thoughts is also intermittent. I told him that I was tired and went back to Konoha first. He said it was fine, and he was completing a very troublesome bounty task.

The general content of that official meeting was that the new Amamage had appeased the hearts of the people. Yahiko said some official words, and then sincerely said that he longed for peace and wanted to bring peace to everyone.I have to say that his speech was very attractive, and I saw that the expressions of many villagers changed.

What a nice rain shadow, I thought.

Uzumaki Nagato and Xiaonan beside him also look very good, very good companions, they can advance together on the road of dreams and support each other.

Let me and Jilai also represent the two major forces respectively, so it can be regarded as supporting Yahiko or something?I also went up to speak, to the effect that I hope that the friendship with Yuyin Village will last forever and we will usher in peace together. ——Honmaru is now somewhat famous in this continent, and most people in Yuyin Village have seen Fu Sangshen's strength.

Although I said I admire Yahiko, I still took away a lot of his money... There is no way I really need money now, after all, Fu Sangshen is not for nothing.

After the meeting, in the afternoon, I went around Yuyin Village with Candlestick Cut and opened a dark red oiled paper umbrella. When the rain fell on it, it looked like blood.I touched the water that fell on the edge of the umbrella, and it was indeed red.I raised my hand to show Candlestick, Candlestick touched it with my hand, and said, "Rust."

"Hey how do you know?" I asked.

"After all, the main body is a body of steel," he said.

Oh indeed.

...Wait, if the main body is a body of steel, then what, cough, cough, I mean what was shot in my body, molten iron... I'm sorry, this imagination is too scary, it's so scary that I have to kneel on the spot down.

"You are still thinking about Yamaba Kiritou when you are by my side." Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada said.

"Hey, how do you know?" Although what I was thinking was... er... but it should be regarded as thinking about Qieguo.

"Your expression now is like the expression of Date Gong when he first visited the Flower Street." Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada said.

"...Wait, you blackmailed your two generations of masters with one sentence? Is this really good?" I said with a twitch at the corner of my mouth.

Candlestick Qie Guangzhong smiled at me emotionlessly, and I immediately fell in love.

"I'm very sorry, I will not be distracted next time!" I put my hands together and made a promise.

"Forget it, this kind of thing is actually irrelevant." Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada said, "By the way, since the initial transformation of the body has been completed, about the matter of conceiving the Son of God, you should communicate with Yamabuki Kirido in advance."

"Eh……"

Conceive the Son of God?

I hesitated, and said, "I heard a story before, a woman was pregnant with the Son of God, and the Son of God sucked away all her life force in her belly, so she died and was buried. Ten months later, the tomb was opened , her two children came out holding hands."

"Hmm." Candlestick cut his head, "This story is very representative."

It's not the corner of my mouth that twitched this time, it's my heart that twitched, "Huh?"

"The body of a mortal cannot support the vitality of the Son of God." Candlestick Cut Guangzhong said, "But since the Son of God has already been born, it is generally not easy to die, so most of them will come out of the belly..."

"...please don't tell me," I said.

"Of course you don't have to worry about this." Candlestick Qie Guangzhong comforted, "If they burst out, we will repair your stomach in time."

I don't think his consolation is funny at all.

"...we'll talk about it later," I said.

"...Isn't the day already over?" Candlestick cut said.

I:"……"

You must be a fake candlestick cut, must you? !Are you possessed by Sanming? !

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The author has something to say: Mr. Mi has been offline for too long, so give him two chapters.By the way, you feel so sorry for Mr. Mi from the previous chapter, which makes me feel guilty.

The past two days have been very good, and it turns out that I am good at writing pornographic jokes.

"Oh, it's fat pigs competing with elephants, but the nose is short. If the whole society kills one bite, it will be enough to eat for half a year." I said. 1

This sentence is a slogan of the People's Commune Movement and the Great Leap Forward period...you should have learned it in history books.Yayoi mentioned this to mock Candlestick, saying that Fusangshen's food is better than human food... 2333

As for the sentence "If the yield per mu is 12, sows can climb trees", I made up nonsense for rhyme (...).During the Great Leap Forward, there were many false reports of output.The most famous of these is Xushui County in Hebei, which claims to harvest [-] billion catties of grain a year... and so on.

Brother Doug:

"What am I trying to code every day?

Is it because the videos are not good to watch, or Taobao is not easy to browse, or the games are not fun, or men are not easy to flirt with (really not very flirtatious)”

Me: "Pfft..."