[Comprehensive] eyeing

Question: Do you know why the broadband wifi signal at home is full and the network speed is only a few hundred kb?

Answer one: Probably because you are single.

Answer [-]: Just drink more hot water.

In the same way, if you tell your parents what's wrong with you or how you are, [-]% of them will get the same answer.

Example: Mom, I have a headache.

Dad: Don't play with your mobile phone.

Mom: Don't stay up late.

Question: Why am I still single?

Answer: Play less with mobile phones or stay up late.

In their eyes, playing with mobile phones and staying up late seems to be omnipotent. If you are single, have poor skin, where you are not feeling well, or any other problem, you can explain it by playing with mobile phones and staying up late.

This is the so-called inertia of thinking.

This seems interesting at first, but if it is raised to the whole life of a class of people who regard this as the truth, then it is very scary.This is not just as simple as saying that the older generation thinks that whatever boys do is wrong to girls, for example, certain concepts of people in the world of ghosts and souls.

That night I slept with Yamabuka Kiri Kunihiro just like the night in this world. We didn’t take off our clothes, and we were very close together. I couldn’t help but hug him, and then put my hand on his arm as a pillow. on the chest (…).

By the way, will I drool when I sleep at night, will my saliva flow onto his arms... Is it strange for me to seriously think about this question?Don't you all worry about this problem....

When I woke up the next morning he was out of bed.I got up from the bed and saw him sitting by the window looking at the sunshine outside. The morning light shone on his body and his side face. I couldn't stop immediately.

"Qie Guo, you are so pretty." I said sincerely.

He tightened his cloak, "...it's better not to say that I look good."

"Are you still concerned about imitations?" I said, "I'm not saying you, Qie Guo, don't think about it all the time."

There is definitely something wrong with saying this, right?Obviously I was the one talking about him, so why did I say "I didn't say you"? Thinking about it this way, it's so strange to say "I didn't say you".I won't say that next time, this time I just say it smoothly...

"It's not because of that," said Yamabasaki Kunihiro.

"Why is that?" I asked.

"After all, I am a man, and I always feel a little uncomfortable being described as 'beautiful'." Yamabukiri said this while walking in front of me, then kissed his forehead lightly, and said, "Good morning kiss, Yayoi."

"Hmm...maybe it's because you are always too gentle to me, Qieguo? So I couldn't help it..." After being kissed by him, I immediately felt extremely happy, the first level of happiness!

"Yayoi, do you mean that I should treat you roughly? Speaking of which, Candlestick Kiritiya did say something similar..."

"what……?"

"Qianzi also said, more about showing the heroic body of men." Said Yamabuki Kunihiro.

I swallowed, "What's that?"

Yamabuki Kunihiro tilted his head, which made him look a little cute, and then he said, "...Take off?"

"...Fuck it, it really is like this." I almost "poofed" out, "poof" Qie Guo's face is very beautiful just thinking about it.But Yamabuki Kirikuni Hiroku still looked at me seriously, which made me a little guilty.

"I haven't pr ever exposed the body of Qie Guo's real sword must kill...!" I said immediately.

"What does pr mean?" he asked.

I was speechless for a moment, then turned my head and said, "I refuse to answer."

But he approached me relentlessly, and I immediately retracted into the quilt again.He picked up a corner of the quilt and pulled it out. Naturally, I was no match for him in terms of strength, and he leaned against me early in the morning, which already made me a little weak all over.

The quilt left my body inch by inch, and the sense of crisis became heavier and heavier.

He looked at my expression, then raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and said in a low voice, "...Yayoi?"

My mom is so alluring.

I can not stand it any more--!

"...It means to lick, lick, lick." The beauty was dazzled, and I said the answer without thinking.

His body stiffened.

And I froze.

What did I just say to him? !

"Wait, listen to me. I don't mean to lick your body. It's just a pure, cute and unpretentious word to express liking! It means the same thing as seeing you can't close your legs! I don't mean I really can’t close my legs, but that’s the description——!” I explained in a hurry (…).

Yamabuki Kunihiro was only blushing, but after I said "I can't close my legs", he looked at my lower body in shock, then stood up immediately, and said, "My lord... please allow me to leave first."

"Wait, wait, I really didn't mean that, Qie Guoya Butterfly, don't go away, I'm pissed..."

And he has gone directly to the room over there and jumped into the space bag by himself_(:3∠)_.

This is a sad story, please allow me to make a sad face.

This is cultural difference, racial difference and reproductive segregation.

...Wait, how did the last word get mixed in? Hey!

I want to cry without tears.

Want to crack without water.

……

Wait, what kind of bad word is that? !Why is your daily life always so filthy, can you come out and let us have a chat?Why did it have to be like this when it was obviously a sweet interaction in the morning? !By the way, Qie Guo like this is also very cute... suddenly shy.

Recently, Qie Guo's aura is getting bigger and bigger, which makes me feel a little vain. It's rare to see him being shy by me. It's great.

But I like all kinds of cutting countries!

With this thought in mind, I got up from the bed and went outside to fetch water by myself. I planned to simply wash up and dress up, but thinking that I had to do something big today, I called Jiro out directly and gave me some cleaning. Elaborate makeup.

Because I stayed with Qieguo all night, my mood has adjusted a lot now, and I even had a joke with Jiro in the morning.In the morning, the higher-ups sent someone to say that they wanted to dispatch some of the death gods from the [-]th team to participate in the investigation. I directly refused. I knew that [-]% of this would never return. I said that if the situation was serious, I would go there in person.Now that I have expressed my position like this, I didn't force it there, but maybe I made a mistake in my heart.

But it's okay, anyway, I was sentenced to death at Motoyanagi Shigekuni Yamamoto.

In fact, I was still a little unhappy. Although I didn't make much contribution to Seireitei, after all, I was the captain who was promoted step by step. I managed the [-]th team well over the years. As a result, people from the world over there, They handed me over without mercy, with no companion love at all.

No matter how many times you experience this kind of thing, you can’t bear it. It has nothing to do with “mature” or “reasonable”. People should be like this.

Well, today's Yayoi Poisonous Chicken Soup is here.

During the day, I simply stayed in the team training room and did basic training. At dusk, the Reaper of the first team came to make an announcement. The captain of the third team, the deputy captain of the fifth team, and the deputy captain of the eighth team , Captain of the Ninth Division, Deputy Captain of the Eleventh Division, and Deputy Captain of the Twelfth Division, went to deal with this matter.

The captain and deputy team in front had already gone one step ahead. I didn't want to take Kenpachi Saragi, but he happened to be away now, so the herald and I said "I'll go first" and went alone. I also thought about the reason for my subordinates, "After all, so many captain-level gods of death have been dispatched. Ordinary gods of death can only be used as cannon fodder in the past, so there is no need to follow them."

Although the herald was dissatisfied, he didn't dare to say anything in front of me.

When I left the [-]th team, I took one last look at the gate. The quaint wooden gate was marked with black sawgrass.The team badge of the eleventh team is sawing grass, and words are fighting. The time spent with them has actually been longer than the time spent with swords.But in this kind of time when everyone is very long-lived, the flow of time is almost imperceptible, and, after all, the swords have already entered my heart first.

So, sorry.

Saragi Kenpachi would be a good captain.

I said this in my heart, and then turned around without hesitation.

The white feathers fluttered in the wind, and the logo of the [-]th squad fluttered up and down.

This is the last time I will go out as the captain of the eleventh team. Even if it is negative news, let me fight a few captain-level figures alone, and then leave a legend.

Although I betrayed Seireitei...but no matter what, the [-]th squad will always be the strongest squad, and this name will continue to be passed down to me.

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The author has something to say: Yayoi is emotional——!

This is the plot of the blah blah blah, you know.

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