[Comprehensive] eyeing

I had a dream last night, I dreamed that I crossed into the world of MC, living a life of digging the ground and planting vegetables during the day, and listening to the shivering life of zombies howling outside in the house at night.Then one day I discovered that I could use the resources inside to forge swords, so I started mining around the clock. The first one that was forged was Jinjian, because I used a combination of 50, and I really didn’t want one. People stayed.With Jinjian, he can help me fight zombies, so Jinjian and I dig mines, farm land and forge swords together.In the end, it was all over, we built castles, hollowed out the ground, and dominated the world.

After waking up in the morning, my head hurts. Maybe it’s because my brain was too big last night, but it’s actually quite beautiful when I think about it. Is your body wet with saliva?Sorry, goodbye.It is said that there is also an elegant sentence in Lisao, "drinking magnolia in the morning, and eating autumn chrysanthemum in the evening", which means to drink dew elegantly in the morning and eat chrysanthemums in the evening... I'll fuck it, forget it, I'm too vulgar , Farewell x2.

When I woke up, I found that my body had a lot more spiritual power.

I immediately jumped up from the bed, mobilized the spiritual power in my body to experiment, and found that this was not an illusion.

Although there is an extra part, it can only be said to be okay, and it cannot be described as a large part or doubled... Is it because of Bengyu? It seems that Bengyu's effect is mediocre?I thought so, and then ran to morning exercise.

It was Taro Tachi who gave me the morning exercise guide today.

From the outside, he is a cool and handsome tall man, maybe too tall... After all, he is a magic sword, so every gesture of his hands and feet feels like he is out of the world.The golden eyes remind me of the proud city-states in Greek mythology, which is a very special metaphor.It will probably become hot during the battle. The burning golden tail pierces the misty and heavy sea mist like a sharp wing, and the whole island will be burned fiercely with the sincerity of the heat.

And under the embellishment of red eye shadow, it looks like the silver city standing in the dusk and sunset in the epic. Maybe, it will die proudly one day when the huge waves are surging and the gods are angry.But even if the flags and shadows are sweeping across, the sky is decaying, and the sun, the moon and the dust fall, his spirit will last forever.

The original name of Taro Taidao is Magara Taro Taidao, so is there a false handle Taro Taidao... His original owner was a famous military general in the Warring States Period, Magara Naotaka, who was a retainer of the Asakura clan.Well, that "Magara" comes from his original owner's surname.Naotaka Magara is a hero who can easily wield a large sword dozens of times. It is said that Taro, who is carrying 4.5 kilograms, is really awesome on a horse.

Originally, he was quite cold and dignified, but after I scratched him with my cleverness and caused a slight injury buff on his head, the great god Taro suddenly smiled... really smiled... That smile is horrible...orz.

In other words, I really want to see Taro's real sword will kill and explode clothes.

This idea came to my mind involuntarily, and I forgot to set the message to hide.

[sure. ] Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada said, [So master, you need to train hard to improve your combat effectiveness, so that you can beat Taro to the point where you can kill with a real sword during the sparring. ]

...Suddenly a little tempted.

[... If this is the case, the Qieguo True Sword will explode. ] I mused.

Ahhhh, it’s really a terrible idea to train hard to make Fusangshen’s real swords explode, but I think it’s quite effective. What should I do_(:3∠)_

[I think, my lord, you don't need to hit Yamabuki Kiriden, he will take the initiative to undress you. ] Today's valet Tsurumaru Kuninaga said.

Candlestick Qie Guangzhong said: [Agreed. ]

puff……

[Qie Guo wouldn’t do that! ] I immediately retorted.

Then Yamabasaki Kunihiro slapped me in the face in seconds, [If it is the order of the Lord, I will die. ]

[Tsk tsk tsk, it actually involved the Lord's order. ] Candlestick Cut Guangzhong said.

[Why can't you talk about it, I am the master and asked you to take off your clothes, how dare you not take off your clothes? ] I had no choice but to follow what Yamabuchi said, [For example, Hey Taro, take one off for me. ]

Taro: "Hehe."

Then he took a two-meter-long sword and slashed at me.

puff……

Well, Taro is not that kind of person.

This led to the wonderful morning exercise today.

When I woke up the next morning, I found that my spiritual power had increased by a large amount, which made me very careful. For the next whole month, my spiritual power has been rising at a terrifying speed. It turns out that the collapse of jade is a persistent item. .While thinking this way, I transformed Imaken into form.

With Beng Yu's assistance, the speed of transforming the sword was much faster.After all, I am already the captain of the [-]th Division, so I often release the Fusangshen from the sword and let them walk around the house.

Over time, news spread that Shiyiyi's new captain had taken care of several men who hadn't seen him... What the hell is this... In fact, if we talk about taking care of him, it should be the other way around_(:3∠)_

The continuous improvement of spiritual power and the continuous transformation of the sword made my Reiatsu extremely unstable. I went to the Technology Development Bureau to seek help, but Kisuke Urahara was not there, only the third seat of the [-]th Division.It was a guy with a strange mask and a gloomy voice. After I explained my purpose, he told me to wait, then walked into the inner room and didn't come out for a long time.

I was bored and flipped through the documents of Kisuke Urahara. He seemed to be researching animal mimicry recently, and then I saw... "The female Australian echidna has a bifurcated reproductive tract, and the male has 4 glans, which take turns use, and only use two of them per mating."

……What's this.

...Sure enough, scientists are scary.

The corner of my mouth twitched and I put down the materials, and then I began to wait as quietly as a chicken.

Nirvana Yuri came out after a while, and he brought me an eye mask, saying that it is a device that he is researching recently that can inhibit the absorption and store spiritual pressure, but it is not perfect yet, I can consider whether to use it.

And I agreed, and made an agreement with him to come to him every month to check the data of the device, and I will use it as the reward for the blindfold.

Even though I am the captain and he is the third seat, he has a cold attitude when talking to me. Presumably if I am not the captain, he would not bother to talk to me.

When I came back from the Technology Development Bureau, I saw a commotion in the [-]th team from a distance. I raised my eyebrows and walked into the team building. Several gods of death immediately greeted me in panic, "Captain, you are finally back."

"Captain, there is a man from outside who has been provoking us, but none of us are his opponents."

Through the descriptions of the gods of death, I learned that a man came from Liuhun Street. He was madly challenging the god of death who had a seat in the [-]th team. Life or death is unknown.

I raised my eyebrows, "Don't worry, since I'm here, I can't allow him to continue to be presumptuous."

"Wow, Captain, you are the best—!"

Then I said in my spiritual thoughts: [cough cough cough I guess I will let you take action later...]

Candlestick cut Guangzhong: [tsk tsk tsk. ]

Self-esteem has been hit hard_(:3∠)_.

Yamabuki Kunihiro: [Don't be depressed, lord, we are your sword, and naturally also part of your power, you just need to use us properly. ]

Ah——Qie Guo is really wonderful——!

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The word count here will be sent to the author has something to say.

1 Who do you think that man is?

2 represents the conversation in the divine sense.

"" is a normal conversation.

3 I don’t know if there are any friends who play Minecraft, I feel that Minecraft is especially suitable for wearing swords _(:3∠)_. Mining with sword men, farming, hunting, and raising pigs, chickens, and sheep Cow (wait what's wrong), how good it feels—!

4 That day, I exchanged my car writing experience with Wang Xiaozhou, and Wang Xiaozhou’s car writing was very stream-of-consciousness, with dazzling flowers, colorful flowers, colorful flowers and branches trembling, but it was very beautiful, so I said with emotion——

love poem:

Brother Meow, your car is really well written

I always write that the heroine feels numb and then bleeds

……

(Speaking of this, Qing Shi suddenly felt that she was too vulgar, and then quickly redeemed)

love poem:

wait what did i say

In fact, the heroine is not fucking, she is having diarrhea.

Wang Xiaozhou:

……

cough cough cough.

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The provocative person turned out to be Saraki Kenpachi.

I just found out that Wow Saragi Kenpachi was originally called Kenpachi.

...cough cough cough.

After all, when I met him, I didn't know the meaning of the word "Jianba".

"Long time no see, Jianba." I raised my hand and said hello.

"Huh? You're actually the captain of the [-]th squad?" Zaraki Kenpachi said, "The strongest Shinigami?"

Speaking of which, because I have always only announced my surname Guanyue to the outside world, after I took over as the captain of the [-]th squad, some people did call me Guanyue Jianba for a while... This is very embarrassing.

"...cough, um, why don't you come and fight?" I said with a guilty conscience.

Zaragi Kenpachi glanced up and down at me repeatedly, and then said with a look of disgust, "Forget it."

After this episode, Saraki Kenba became the vice-captain of the [-]th team, and Kusaka Yachiryu became the new third seat.Immediately afterwards, the talents of the [-]th team exploded, and I went to establish a friendly relationship with the [-]th team, so the casualty rate of the [-]th team dropped significantly.

At this year's annual meeting, Captain Yamamoto also praised me by name, and I happily asked if there was any more material support. Captain Yamamoto coughed lightly, and continued, "Such professionalism, I will give you a solemn verbal praise... ..."

I have no expression on my face: "Oh."

On the other hand, although I pray that Urahara Kisuke's Bengyu can bring me endless spiritual power, I also know that this is not realistic, not to mention the degree of reasonableness, just because it is a semi-finished product, it marks its role is limited.

Sure enough, after I transformed a third of the swords, my spiritual power basically stopped growing.So I started...to look at Aizen's collapsing jade hehehe.

Kisuke Urahara had too many ideas, and I hooked up with Mayuri Niriki directly by bypassing him, but I think Kisuke Urahara also knew what we were doing in private.Nirvana Mayuri made me a lot of useful gadgets, such as a space bag that can carry more than 70 knives, and I provided him with a bunch of research data from the Toki Government.

But after having that space bag, I have to temporarily block my spiritual thoughts, otherwise my head will explode.How should I describe it, swords that cannot be transformed, because they are too boring, so they are very talkative.

Afterwards, after transforming Xiaohuwan, I sent him to Xuquan to find Sanriyue Zongjin... Not long after, Aizen told me that Ten Blades had added another one.

What the hell.

Is this called meat buns beating dogs without return?

Little fox balls (meat buns): ? ? ?

Sanriyue Zongjin (dog):? ? ?

Have you experienced despair?

A roommate once received a heart-shaped ice cube as a gift from a boy he didn't like. The boy insisted on watching her eat it, so the roommate reluctantly ate it.The boy said: Well, we can be together now, I licked that ice cube out with my tongue.

Roommate: Death.

Very distressed into the bottleneck period.

After the day's training, Yamato Shou Anding returned to the body sword, and I sat by the stream alone and threw stones. I felt bored while throwing stones, and then I began to sigh.

"My lord." There was another person beside him, Xiao Karasuma Dian, he said, "Do you want to hear me play the flute?"

"Okay." I said.

So Karasuma started to play the flute, it sounds very good, and more... um... People like me who have neither artistic talent nor artistic bacteria can only say "it sounds good" or "fuck it sounds so good" This kind of comment, let me say more, I can't say it.

The only way to prove the strength of emotion is to use boldness_(:3∠)_.

At the end of the song, Karasuma said, "Don't worry, my lord."

"Why?" I asked.

"Because it's unnecessary to worry about such feelings." Karasuma replied.

"That's true." Although I agreed, I still felt a little melancholy, "Or maybe you think all human emotions are superfluous."

"A lot of swords think this way. If you only have reason, you won't make a wrong judgment." Xiao Karasuma said.

I shook my head and said, "But right and wrong are subjective terms."

The wind blows quietly, this should be the most comfortable time in the 24 hours of summer, the day has exhausted its heat and fire - oh yes, it is at dusk.Originally, there were only morning exercises, but after becoming the captain, I delegated most of the team affairs to the corner of Madarame, the fourth seat, so I had a lot of time to mess around with my knives.cough cough.I mean training.In fact, I can't wait to train my spiritual power 24 hours a day. _(:3∠)_.Unfortunately, this is impossible.

As for why the fourth seat is helping with the work, the vice-team Zaraki Kenpachi can't be counted on, and the third seat Kuolu Yaqianliu is happy to correct official documents, but anyone with a normal IQ will not entrust the matter to her of.Especially after hearing her say: "Ah, what's the use of repairing the team building? I'll give all the money to buy golden skin candy and share it equally with everyone!" Four seats were terrified, so they obediently took on most of the money. affairs.

The plains in the distance stretch as far as the eye can see, and the green grass is like green waves blowing towards the face with the wind.The cool dew fell on the scorched mountaintop in the distance, while the setting sun was sinking in the west, accompanied by gorgeous to gorgeous clouds, and the curtain ended safely.

Karasuma smiled, and then he said, "Master is such a cute kid." Then he held out his hand to me, and I subconsciously lowered my head to let him touch my head better.Then, his wrist was grabbed by another person, Yamabuki Kunihiro.

"Yeah." Xiao Karasuma covered his face with his sleeves and smiled lightly. He already had a gorgeous skin that can overwhelm the city and country, but now when he lowers his eyes and smiles, I feel like he's going to be hard... Wait, what's wrong?

"Sorry, I'm sorry, Karasuma-no-chan." Although Kunihiro Yamababa was polite verbally, his expression did not have the slightest sense of politeness.After speaking, he let go of Karasuma's wrist.

I was embarrassed, "Isn't it just a pat? Qie Guo, you calm down..."

"Okay." Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro said dryly, "Then touch it."

Karasuma laughed again, he shook his head, and said to me, "That's why Weifu just said that many swords think that human emotions are superfluous—but not all of them."

"But I'm still not happy," I said sullenly. "I love you and I want you to love me."

"Everyone knows, my lord." Little Karasuma stood up, and he smiled at me and said, "Just like the saying on the smiling face, don't forget to smile at all times, my lord." He put the flute on It was in my hands, and then his figure disappeared, leaving only his words in the air: "The rest of the time will be handed over to Yamabachi. Being a father is not an overbearing parent."

On the other hand, Yamabuchi turned his head away, and I saw that his face was a little red under the cloak.

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The expression on my face changed from being calm in the ancient well to being unrestrained, and from being extravagant and lustful to being restrained and patient. In the end, I couldn't help but burst into an embarrassing laugh:

"Che, Qieguo, you are actually jealous...Wow hahaha..."

I laughed and tugged on his cloak. He dodged a few times at first, but I continued to tug.Then he grabbed my wrist directly, and I fell back on the grass because of the instability of my center of gravity, and he leaned over and trapped me between his arms.

Because it was against the light, his eyes were a little dark.

I said "ah" and looked at him in a daze.

"...You just keep laughing, Yayoi."

he said slowly.

Good, very exciting...

small theater:

Question: What can you not stand the opposite sex around Yayoi?

Yamabuki Kunihiro: I can't stand their physical contact.

Candlestick cut Guangzhong: I can't stand them alive.

Yayoi Kanzuki:? ? ?

Pfft, Mr. Mi is indeed Mr. Mi...

Because it was against the light, his eyes were a little dark.

I said "ah" and looked at him in a daze.

"...You just keep laughing, Yayoi."

he said slowly.

I'm shamefully hard.

I told my friend about that certain roommate, and he said: Why did he die?Is there poison in your saliva?I:? ? ?Is this straight male thinking?