[Comprehensive] eyeing

Watching the Moon·Big Stomach King·Yayoi.

Diet therapy is enough, why don't you let me practice the method of exhalation and breathing, and meditate every day by the way, so as to bring the practice of cultivating immortals to the world of death?Speaking of which, the Cultivation of Immortals version of hp was indeed popular before. By the way, there are also Wangwang who makes fitness soup with Chinese herbal medicine... and such a heroine always seems to be smiling lightly. It's all going to shatter.

Forehead.I mean face, don't think too much about it.

I originally wanted to go to Kisuke Urahara to fulfill my promise and ask him something by the way, but he asked the Reaper from the Technology Development Bureau to tell me directly that he will be doing research behind closed doors recently, and he will invite me to visit him in a month. A story in the room. ...The original words were really like this, which made the death gods of the [-]th squad passing by twitch and look like hell.

What kind of drama is this.

First, Aizen's "love at first sight", and Urahara Kisuke's "a story in the room", please, this kind of ambiguous plot is already outdated, okay...

I helplessly said to the god of death, "Please tell Captain Urahara that I already have a lover, so please don't use such words, lest everyone will feel unhappy."

I don't think there's anything wrong with my response.

If you are single and have no ties, how can you mess around and only harm your body and reputation, but I didn't mess around, it's just that I didn't pay much attention to some aspects.But now that I have said those words and done those things with Yamabuchi Kirihiro (suddenly so shy ==), it is necessary for me to correct some of my words and deeds, and also correct the words and deeds of others towards me.

Even if the other party may have a personality, there are many objective things that cannot be ignored. Don't always try to find subjective reasons to shirk.

Suppose, there is a person who has pursued me, loved me for many years, and paid a lot for me, but in the end I am with someone else, and then he said to me, can I kiss you or hug you?Just as it was for the illusion of these years.Many heroines will probably agree, but I won't.

cold?Not grim.

What's cruel is that I didn't choose to be with him, not that I didn't satisfy his "little wish".

His wish was unreasonable, even though it might have seemed very reasonable to him, but at that moment he was kissing or hugging someone else's girlfriend, or someone else's wife - for whatever reason, it was not reasonable.

Of course, in ordinary novels, the male protagonist will just see this scene to cause misunderstandings, which is too cheating.

This is one kind of situation, and another kind of situation is that the woman has a male friend who is used to hooking shoulders, shoulders, backs and hands... If it is me, I will say "I already have a partner, if you still want to be friends with me, trouble Be more disciplined."This is just a sentence or two, good for everyone, really.

The [-]th team also had a few big eaters. For a while, we hooked up shoulder to shoulder and fought together, sweeping restaurants large and small in the first few districts of Soul World.But then they stopped with me, because I was so hungry.

One day, I accidentally ate too much chili, and when I was leaning on the corner of the wall to vomit, a voice came from above my head.

"Watch the moon."

It was Aizen Soyousuke's voice.

"Ah, Aizen's deputy team." I raised my head and greeted him weakly.

"It's so unfamiliar." Black-rimmed glasses, a very traditional hairstyle, always smiling elegantly, close to the appearance of a good guy... It's hard to connect him with the sharp and flamboyant king of Xuquan.I felt a little strange for a while, and after thinking about it, I reached out and took off his glasses.

"Hmm...?" His expression seemed to change slightly, and then he said, "Are you alone?"

Originally, when I came out to binge eat again, I brought my knives, but they always advised me not to be so anxious.Eating too much food is actually very uncomfortable. Although most of them have been absorbed by me as spiritual seeds, the feeling of vomiting is still there in many cases.In fact, it is a bit cruel to say it carefully, but it is much better than the little angel Kanekiken who vomits while eating. One must always be content, isn't it?So later, every time I went out to eat, I threw all the fusangshen who kept nagging into the room, and just came out with Xiao Karasuma, because he would not nudge me.

So actually I'm not alone, but since he asked, I nodded and said, "Alone. Oh... Sousuke."

He handed me a handkerchief.

I took the handkerchief, wiped away the physical tears from the corners of my eyes, and said thank you.

The man with the handkerchief seems to be too gentle, or...too disguised?

Then the question arises, is a man who carries tissues with him a bitch or a gentleman?

The best answer is rhinitis.

cough.just kidding.

"What, Soyousuke, let's talk for a while?" I asked.

Right now in the corner of Liuhun Street, and there is my vomit on the ground, talking to the big boss Aizen, I feel a little stressed.

So I changed to the teahouse next door, and sat in an expensive-looking private room, which of course was paid by Aizen (...).After I entered the private room, I used my divine power to seal off the whole room to prevent outsiders from monitoring it. Aizen was still a good guy, but after I sealed it with my divine power, his expression changed in an instant. His eyes were sharp and sharp. A little startled.

"What's wrong?" I couldn't help asking.

"It's just that watching the moon is really impeccable," he said.

Is it watertight?No, I think I’m just a sieve, the kind that leaks without water, so in the end there will be no leaks_(:3∠)_

"Heh heh heh, I'm so proud of you." I said with a trembling corner of my mouth.

Not only is it a compliment, I think he is just lying.

Then, Aizen asked directly, "Is Guanyue trying to increase his spiritual power reserve?"

I hesitated for a few seconds, then asked, "Is it easy to figure it out?"

Lan Ran nodded, "The changing spiritual pressure, and the sudden change of habits, isn't this the hint you gave me specifically for Guanyue?"

...No, I simply didn't expect it to be so easy to guess.

So embarrassing.

It’s like a philosopher is discussing why one plus one is not equal to two, but in fact it’s just a child who accidentally wrote it wrong... This sense of sight_(:3∠)_

"Oh, that's indeed a hint I gave you," I said dryly.

"About this, I have two solutions." Aizen said.

"Hmm." I nodded.

"The first way is to draw a formation under a certain city in the present world, and convert and absorb all human beings there." Aizen Soyousuke said.

My eyelids twitched.

What a cruel way, worthy of being the legendary villain.

"What about the second one?" I asked.

Although I wouldn't use the first method to kill me, but I wouldn't jump up and scold you bad guy like a decent protagonist... Wait, this way of cursing is the heroine's flirting... Cough.That kind of person is not righteous, but simply has an irritable personality. Without a city, it is difficult to achieve great things in real life.

"Use a technology to break a certain boundary to gain additional abilities." Aizen simply explained.

"For example, let Xu Pomian?" I asked.

"Yes." Aizen nodded.

"Before the first transaction was completed, you suddenly gave me so many benefits, so as expected..." My eyes darkened, "Sankai Yue Zongjin told you a lot of things."

One thing I am still sober, I know how much I am, and I know that it is impossible for others to help me unconditionally.They are not my knives.Oh yes, that's how I wear tinted glasses.

[Little Karasuma Hall.I really want to take a bite of Sanriyue. ]

[Um.Take the opportunity to talk to him. ]

[Ok. ]

After a brief exchange with Karasuma, Aizen over there also nodded in acknowledgment.

I wasn't being hypocritical, I just nodded and said, "I'll think about it."

In fact, I already had the idea of ​​leaving here, Aizen obviously saw it, so he brought up another topic, "Guanyue, what do you think of Seilingting?"

"It has nothing to do with me." I said so coldly.

He looked at me with a scrutinizing gaze.

"That's good." He said this, and then said, "Guanyue should try not to participate in the recent investigation activities at the Lingling Court."

I glanced at him unexpectedly, then nodded, "I see."

So is it Aizen's fault?

But now I'm not the only one who retreats from him.

A month later, I went to the Technology Development Bureau. Kisuke Urahara's research had just come to an end. I interrupted him to discuss some serious things, but he was very excited to show me his research results.

Portable prosthetic skeleton: a prosthetic skeleton that can be quickly inflated like a balloon.

……

I:? ? ?

"Um... can it be quickly inflated?" I said dryly, "It's really practical."

...I think Urahara Kisuke can consider making it into a beautiful girl and then mass-produce and sell it in this world.

This is embarrassing.

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A wave of plot transition.

Question, how did you get into Jinjiang?

Me: It should be watching the hunter fan?

Di Ricao: I touched brother Itachi's Wenjin jj.

Hua Qianqian: I misread... I thought Brother Deng, you touched Brother Itachi... you entered Jinjiang...

Actually I was wrong too hhhh

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People are only reasonable when they are at a disadvantage.

So there are not many good people like me (…).

Although I know that I should be considered a good person in general terms, I have never expected much from human nature. I will not force others to be like me. They are them and I am me. And change yourself.

Therefore, only by becoming stronger can you have the right to speak.

After watching Kisuke Urahara's inflatable doll... oh no, the portable skeleton, I told Kisuke Urahara that I came from another world.Kisuke Urahara was very surprised, but his surprise lay in how I traveled to another world through space, not in the fact that I was a foreigner.

So I had an academic discussion with him.

Don't overthink it, it's purely academic.

But when he wanted to know more, I said directly, "Captain Urahara, you should know what I need most now."

"I know." Kisuke Urahara licked his lips eagerly (...), and then said, "You want to gain more spiritual power to transform your more than 70 knives, and then form your harem."

"Yeah, I want to... wait what do you mean by harem?" I asked in shock.

"Didn't you say that you and Touken have that kind of relationship before?" Kisuke Urahara asked back.

"puff--!"

"Could it be that I misunderstood?" Kisuke Urahara asked.

"...Yes, I only have that kind of relationship with Qie Guo, and I'm not the n-cloth heroine next door to Love Poetry." I sighed, "Other knives..." I thought for a while, but didn't say "companion", Instead, he said, "They are all my subordinates."

"I see." Urahara Kisuke said, "I can provide you with several methods, but after all, although I love research, I am still the captain of Seireitei in the final analysis, and I need to assume the responsibility of guarding Seireitei."

"I will not endanger Seireitei and Soul Society." I said.

"I know you won't harm Seireitei, but Seireitei will harm you. If you resist, you will also be detrimental to Seireitei." Kisuke Urahara said.

"Exaggerated words," I said.

Kisuke Urahara just laughed and didn't respond.

[What do you think? ] I asked in Divine Sense.

[He's telling the truth. ] Candlestick Cut Guangzhong said.

[I know. ] I said.

[Look for an opportunity to touch on the details of the captain level. ] Said Yamabuki Kunihiro.

[ah?Are you so hawkish, Yamabashi Kirido? ] Mitechu said in surprise.

Uh, yes, today's valet is indeed Mitetsu... So I carried a gun on my back again, and I was also drunk.

[Speaking of which, I thought you would be more dove than Qie Guo. ] I also said.

In the face of Mitechu's and I's questions, Yamabuki Kunihiro just said calmly: "They bully you. ]

I:…………

Candlestick cut Guangzhong: [tsk. ]

Yu Techu: [Eh, even though it’s the case, I think it’s better to have a long-term plan. ]

Yamabuki Kunihiro: [I don't want to bear it. ]

Candlestick cut Guangzhong: [I'll go back there first, goodbye. ]

Mitechu: [...Why did Candlestick Kiritou suddenly leave? ]

Yamabuki Kunihiro: [Maybe he is a little dissatisfied with my existence. ]

Me: [Pfft... what's going on? ]

Yu Techu: [Ah?Is it because you kissed the Lord at that time? ]

Me: [poof...]

Yamabuki Kunihiro: [No. ]

Yu Techu: [That's why? ]

Yamabuki Kunihiro: [It's because I kissed the Lord again. ]

Royal Techu: […]

Yu Techu: [Na... Ni...]

Me: [cough cough...]

Mitechu: [No wonder the candlestick Kiritou is like this, so what should I do? ]

Yamabuki Kunihiro: [It's okay, he will get used to it. ]

Yu Techu: [How to get used to it. ]

Yamabashi Kirihiro: [More kisses. ]

Me: [Hey hey...]

Suppressing the twitching of the corners of my mouth, I silently looked at Urahara Kisuke, he fell into thinking over there, I should actually think about it too, but what Yamabuchiri said just now made me a little shy, so my mind is now It's a bit of a mess.

"Sorry, Kanyue-san, I was distracted," Urahara Kisuke said.

"It's okay, I'm distracted too." I said.

"What is Guanyue-sang thinking about?" he asked.

"Thinking about how to deal with you." I said.

Kisuke Urahara coughed lightly, his eyes a little embarrassed, "Kanyue-san is really outspoken."

"I thought outspoken was a pejorative," I said.

Kisuke Urahara's expression was awkward for a second, and then he said, "I think we can discuss another issue."

Walking between Urahara Kisuke and Aizen Soyousuke I was actually quite tired, a little bit like stepping on a tightrope and swinging back and forth.In fact, just dealing with one of them has made me terrified, and the two together have smoothly risen to the point of physical and mental exhaustion.

But I had to turn to them again.

"You want to obtain the technology of the time-space gate, I can give it to you, but in return you have to increase my spiritual power reserve." I said bluntly.

"I have thought of two methods for the time being." Urahara Kisuke said, "One is to use the technology I am researching at hand to introduce other powers. The other is to set up a huge formation in Ruhun Street to transfer the souls of a certain block into spiritual power."

"The second, if I understand correctly, is Tu Jie?" I asked.

Urahara Kisuke nodded, "Ah, yes, but we can choose the back neighborhoods, such as those in the Saraki district, after all, there are villains there."

"You're very good at comforting yourself, Captain Urahara." I couldn't help laughing.

The way he and Aizen are so similar.Terrible.

Urahara Kisuke scratched his head, then smiled shyly, "It's really Kanyue-san, don't say it."

What a terrible concept.

This world is scarier than I imagined.

"Well, I'll try my best." I said.

Kisuke Urahara looked at me, and suddenly asked such a question: "Can you completely control your subordinates?"

"Okay." I said.

"The first thing you summoned was your lover, not anyone else," Urahara Kisuke looked me in the eyes when he said this, "Don't you think this is partial and unfair to other people?"

That's a good question, and a sharp one.

I found out that he actually knew me better than I thought.

Is it eccentric?

Of course it is biased, people’s hearts are biased.

Since I got in touch with Shanba, his various treatment has been improved. Fu Sangshen has no objection to this. After all, he was the first person to reach out to me, and he is good enough.

Companions are important, but so are people you like.

There is no need to deliberately put them on the balance, it’s just a matter of transforming in sequence, I will work hard to improve my spiritual power so that all Fu Sangshen can complete transforming as soon as possible, there will be a sequence, I am too entangled If not, it will cause additional unhappiness.

Moreover, whether it is killing a wife to preach or forgetting friends after seeing sex, in my opinion, it is not a very good behavior.

If the avoidance of suspicion is too deliberate, it is also a very funny behavior.

——But even though I think this way, I still feel a little pimple in my heart. Emotionally, I feel that I seem to be unfair to other Fusangshen. People are not perfect, I know.

So what Urahara Kisuke said

The author has something to say: It really makes me unhappy.

"Everyone has different rules. This is a matter between me and them. Even if you need to be questioned, it's not up to you to judge, Urahara Kisuke." I also looked directly at him, recalling Mikazuki Munekin's usual expression , Then smiled and said, "The bond between me and them is beyond your reach, and I can tell you clearly that they are my bottom line."

I looked at him, the smile on the corners of my mouth narrowed a little bit, and then I said, "Don't mess with me, Kisuke Urahara."

-

Kisuke Urahara suddenly deliberately poked Yayoi's sore spot because Yayoi poked his sore spot...the one who deceived himself.

Being high √

Under the Stars:

Which of the following cases does not constitute a crime of negligence

a. The teacher kicked the student out of the classroom because he did not observe classroom discipline, and the student committed suicide by jumping off the building

b. As a prank, the car mechanic stuffed a high-pressure air pump into the anus of his colleague to inflate it, causing serious damage to his intestines and internal organs

c. The passers-by bravely chased the thief, the thief jumped into the river and swam to the other bank, the passer-by saw this and left, the thief suddenly convulsed and drowned

d. The neighbor saw the child on the 6th floor who was about to fall from the balcony, so he reached out to catch it. The child was seriously injured because he failed to catch it securely.

Hua Qianqian:

These should be real news

Under the Stars:

Worlds, full of wonders

The final answer is to choose both abcd

love poem:

Xiao Hua, open your mouth and I will inflate you

Floret

……

B is not a mouth, hey!

I'm very confused about what option b was playing at the time

love poem:

Laugh

No, I will write this in the author has something to say

Under the Stars:

Laugh

love poem:

In fact, I didn't look carefully and took a glance, thinking that what b was talking about was the mouth

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Die laughing again.gif