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That’s why Yamabuka Kiri Kunihiro usually calls me Master, and Yayoi when he’s emotional (…).But Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada is really emotional, wait a minute, is there a time when he is emotional?Or when you want to tell me something seriously

At that time, they would call me "Yayoi Guanyue".This reminds me of my parents.

Question: Under what circumstances can you feel the murderous intent mentioned in the novel?

Answer: When my parents call me by my full name.

_(:3∠)_

That subtle sense of connection made me even more timid towards Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada. In the past, at the interrogation meeting, some God-inspectors said that Candlestick Kiri seemed to be indifferent to this and that, and she was not allowed to wear miniskirts. I was crazy. Nodding, I agree, I suspect that if I wear a miniskirt, Candlestick Cut will cut off my legs. He can change his name to Thigh Cut, Guangzhong... Wait, why is this name so obscene, full of pornography and gambling.

It was only later that I realized that the "Mitsutada Mama" I was talking about was not the same as the other party's "Mitsutada Mama". Other people's house was Mitsuka, while mine was Mitsuko, and even the candlestick at Kotomine Kirei's house next door Qie Guangzhong is Mi Jiang... What should I say, parents always say "other people's children", but when I come to me, I become someone else's "Guangzhong Mama".

As for the soul world, after the [-]th team participated in the welcome ceremony for newcomers, they seemed to have completely accepted me, and I laughed and said something quite official. The Technology Development Bureau reported that they might slice me up or something... Then Oniganjo Kenpachi took me to the Technology Development Bureau to make a fuss, spit at Captain Urahara, and Urahara Kisuke Smiling helplessly, I made sure to only do the most basic research, and then returned my Zanpakutō... to me.

Although he said so, I was still very nervous when I was lying on the experimental bed. Urahara Kisuke noticed my nervousness, he smiled at me shyly, and said, "Don't worry, Kanyue-san, I am very skilled .”

Wait, I feel good when he said that, and what kind of ghostly sense of sight is this? !

"It may be a little painful, please be patient..."

"……OK."

"Please don't be so nervous, relax, or you won't be able to get in."

"...Okay qaq."

"It's stuck in...the next step is to inject, Guanyue-san, do you want it to be faster or slower?"

"...Slow down, because it hurts a bit."

"Ok."

When the swords in the other room heard this conversation, they were almost terrified and turned into shape.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga: "Hey! You really scared me!"

Mitechu: "Ah, ah, the lord actually lies on the bed for us and is at his mercy..."

California Kiyomitsu: "Damn it, I envy Kisuke Urahara..."

Da Baoping: "!! What are you doing with that man named Kisuke Urahara!!"

Umaru: "Hahaha, calm down, Dabaohei, if something happens, Yamabagiri and Candekiri will definitely do something."

Karasuma: "Hey, my daughter has grown up..."

Jiang Xue left the text: "Little Karasuma, you..."

Karasuma: "Hahaha, just kidding."

_(:3∠)_

And I silently watched Urahara Kisuke inject the medicine from the needle into my body, and then started various researches.He has a very delicate face, light blond hair, and a white feather weave that symbolizes the captain's identity. I heard that he was born in a noble family in Qihai Huasan, and he really behaved like a shy noble young master. Captain Kuchiki is completely different.

Why is Aizen afraid of such a person?Is it because he is the director of the Technology Development Bureau?

"Guanyue-san, how long have you known Vice Captain Aizen?" Kisuke Urahara said abruptly.

"It's okay." I replied directly. After I finished speaking, I thought about it and said something more specific, "Three months before Mao started school, oh, I went to Mao..."

"One year, she is an extremely talented girl." Urahara Kisuke said with a smile, "I still know that."

"Eh? Why are you paying so much attention to me? Aren't everyone geniuses these days? Fuck it hurts to appear in a drama without being a genius. Don't jump in all of a sudden..."

"Ah, I'm sorry." Urahara Kisuke said with a smile, "Speaking of Kanyue-san, did you worry that I doubted you when you said it in such detail?"

"Huh?" I showed a blank expression.

It took several seconds for me to realize, oh, I almost forgot, Aizen asked me to kill Kisuke Urahara, logically I should belong to Aizen’s side.

But these few seconds of dazedness made Urahara Kisuke think he had seen everything...for example, my innocence ==.He originally said this to find out if Aizen and I were tricked, but in the end I showed a very blank expression, and this subconscious reaction did not seem to be faking.

What should I say, do stupid people have stupid blessings?

It took me a while to figure this out, so I couldn't help but smile miserably.Fortunately, I didn't stay stupid until the end, I can only comfort myself like this.

But after this experience, I also realized that Urahara Kisuke is very different from ordinary people.I was actually quite curious about him, so I hit a straight ball, "Captain Urahara, what is your pursuit?"

Urahara smiled, and threw the question to me, "What is Guanyue-san's pursuit?"

I thought about it, and said seriously, "Let everyone be happy together. As for the price of happiness, I will try my best to bear part of it, and everyone will bear the rest together."

"A very serious answer." Kisuke Urahara said.

"Because I have thought about this question for a long time." I said with emotion.

"So, what is happiness?" Kisuke Urahara asked.

"Different people have different criteria for judging." I said, "I think it's good for everyone to be happy together, to achieve the great harmony of life or something. Wait, I seem to use the wrong words, so don't take it to heart. ……"1

"Then if someone thinks that death is happiness, what if he wants everyone to die?" Even though he said such terrible words, Kisuke Urahara's voice was still shy, which made him seem a little out of place.

"That's what he thinks. It's different from what I think. If he dares to offend me, I don't mind making him 'happy' too. By the way, Captain Urahara, what you said is nonsense, adults know it You can’t use your own values ​​to judge other people’s, what are you doing.”

"Hahaha, Kanyue-san is indeed an interesting girl." Urahara Kisuke laughed, and then took the instrument that was just pressed on me off my body.Why is there a very stiff and embarrassing description of the action all of a sudden?This is to tell you that we are actually continuing to experiment, not just chatting...

"Why the word 'sure enough'?" I asked.

"Because I've been paying attention to Guanyue-sang for a long time."

"I'm sorry I don't like uncle, thank you."

Kisuke Urahara laughed again, "That's because Vice Captain Aizen told me that he fell in love with you at first sight, so I was a little concerned."

I was silent for a few seconds, thought for a while, and then said seriously: "Captain Urahara."

"Guan Yuesang...?"

I said sincerely, "Please don't mind my existence, I wish you happiness—!"

Kisuke Urahara: "..."

1 About the Great Harmony of Life, from Liang Yusheng.

Beautiful scenery on a good day, two people in a small room, Liu Mengdie's chivalrous spirit completely disappeared, turned into a ray of tenderness, she was like a child, lying in Zuo Hanying's arms, Zuo Hanying at this moment, like drinking wine, like Mrs. Xu, I really don't know what else exists between the heaven and the earth besides the two of them.his hand

With one move, the lights were turned off, and in the darkness, the two of them achieved great harmony in life!

——Liang Yusheng "Dragon and Tiger Fighting Jinghua"

Like a flash flood, Yang Yan suddenly hugged her tightly, and kissed and kissed her pink face.Kissing away the tears on her face.

He was lying in Leng Bing'er's arms like a child, and the two of them were like drinking alcohol, like traveling in space.I really don't know what else is there in the world besides the two of them. In the mutual sympathy and sympathy, the two have achieved the great harmony of life.

——Liang Yusheng "Fingering Thunder"

With a cry, a pair of red beans fell to the ground.The light from the pine branches happened to be extinguished by the cold wind passing through the window.

In the dark, no, in the colorful world of their fantasies: they attained the great harmony of life.

——Liang Yusheng "Guangling Sword"

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Urahara Kisuke didn't find out anything, he just said that I was in good physical condition, and didn't even mention the huge and excessive divine power contained in my body.I'm not sure if it's because he didn't check it out or didn't say it, but it turned out I was fine and I think

To whitewash peace is also peace, so I am happy to be at ease.

Whitewashing the peace is also peace, but the turbulence cannot be concealed.

like me.

...Wait, why is the topic so obscene.

So to put it another way-whitewashing peace is also peace, false happiness is also happiness, and tainted happiness is also happiness.

Well, this topic is not only obscene, but it is obviously worse than choppy.

"Then I will trouble you today, Kanyue-san." Kisuke Urahara said.

"It's really troublesome." I said casually.

Kisuke Urahara was slightly taken aback, then smiled like a flower.

The corner of my mouth twitched, and then I asked: "Captain Urahara, when can I get back my Zanpakuto... guys?"

"With 76 Zanpakutō, does Kantsuki-san know what it means?" Kisuke Urahara asked.

"Hmm...means I'm hanging?" I asked speculatively.

Kisuke Urahara looked at me speechlessly.

"Cough." I coughed pretending to be reserved, expecting him to give me a step down, but he didn't say anything, so I dug a step with my bare hands and said, "What, what do you think this means? Captain Urahara."

"I don't know." Kisuke Urahara said.

"I took off my pants and you just tell me this?" The corner of my mouth twitched.

"If Kanzuki-san takes off his pants, I won't say anything." Kisuke Urahara said.

I:? ? ?

"Hey, I'm not such an incomprehensible person, and being able to ntr Aizen's vice-captain, it's exciting to think about it..."

Wait, wait... Is it really Kisuke Urahara in front of me? !Could it be that he was possessed by someone? !

Seeing my expression of being struck by lightning, Kisuke Urahara restrained his smile and said, "Just kidding, Kanyue-san."

I still looked at him suspiciously.

Urahara Kisuke said seriously, "Although Kanzuki-san has many Zanpakuto, the spiritual power of the Zanpakuto is very low, and it is even difficult to resonate with other spiritual powers."

"What does that mean?" I asked.

"It means Kantsuki-san's Zanpakuto is weak." Kisuke Urahara said.

I almost blurted out "weak you uncle", no matter what, my knife is the best, the best in the world!But after thinking about it, I finally understood that my knife spirit was injured, so my divine power reserves are naturally low, and most of the other Zanpakuto are a bit...

Hmm... special powers?The body knife of my Daozijing is only harder than ordinary knives, and it can withstand the infusion of divine power. It has no other functions.

"But anyway, they are my knives." I said, "They chose to recognize me as the master, and I have to take this responsibility, so, give it to me."

"Don't worry, Kanyue-san, I haven't finished yet." Kisuke Urahara said.

"Oh, tell me then." I said.

"I have a proposal here." Kisuke Urahara said, "Integrate your 76 Zanpakutō into one..."

"……puff!"

Although I had already popped out, Urahara Kisuke continued, "In this way, Kanyue-san can harvest a very powerful Zanpakuto."

"Isn't this the same as the gourd baby?" Right now I can't do anything except twitch the corners of my mouth.

So seven gourd babies melted into an invincible little gourd King Kong, and the Fusang Gods melted into a little Fusang King Kong here...

"What is a gourd baby?" Urahara Kisuke showed a puzzled expression.

"...It's nothing." I said quickly, "But they are different, each vibration has its own consciousness."

"You don't have to worry about this, their consciousness will be preserved in the final Zanpakutō," Kisuke Urahara said.

This is even worse.

If I'm with him, it's equivalent to 76p, it's really 76p. The n batches are already scary enough, but it turned out to be 76p in my place?

#818 That insane n Approval God#

#Shock!A certain Honmaru judge actually did such a thing...#

#评神者抓拍起死神After they eloped, they actually...#

These embarrassing and shameful headlines instantly appeared in my mind.

I'm sorry this is not the car to go to kindergarten, I'm going to kindergarten woohoo... This is obviously a bad setting of H text!And it's pretty heavy! !Speaking of which, I did see a man who said that the heroine turned into one person (...), and then

Then he has a face on his arm, a face on his thigh, and a face on his waist, so when he slaps, he is very... oh my god.

I put on a really bad face.

Then I said, "I still don't want it, thank you for your suggestion, Captain Urahara."

Urahara Kisuke showed an obvious expression of regret.

It was only then that I realized that he was a research madman, so I asked the question I asked him half an hour ago, "So, now, Captain Urahara, can you tell me what your pursuit is?"

"If we talk about pursuit, there should be two aspects." Urahara Kisuke said, "One is to be able to continue research freely."

"Oh... I can already see this by the horrible way you came up with to deal with my swords." I spit out.

"Don't you think it's funny?" he asked.

"Do you think it's funny that I merged with other people?" I asked rhetorically.

Urahara Kisuke actually blushed, "That's really exciting."

... No, I think it's you who are more exciting.

"So, what about the second pursuit?" I decisively changed the topic and said.

"The second pursuit," Kisuke Urahara thought for a while, then said,

The author has something to say: "World Peace."

……

……

……

Do you think you are Joker Xue ==? !

I suddenly showed a worse expression.

"I didn't mean to black mud, I think with the way you are showing me now, you will say that human beings can't achieve peace, so let's kill all human beings, so that the world can be peaceful forever..." I complained road.

"No, no, no, I won't be so cruel." Urahara Kisuke touched his chin and thought, "I will research a potion to make human beings give up fighting spirit."

"... I feel that being controlled by someone is more terrifying than death." I looked at him and said.

Later in Naruto World, when I heard about Uchiha Madara’s Moon Eye Project, I had a strong urge to introduce Kisuke Urahara to him.It's a pity that Kisuke Urahara was already a good man at that time. When I mentioned Uchiha Madara to him, he said, I don't want to think about the world and the world now.

I just want to live peacefully with the people around me.

This made me have an urge to introduce Yinsang to him, and later I learned that the author's outline did not include Gintama's role, which made me very disappointed... Wait, my God's perspective?sorry.

Kisuke Urahara then released me and my knives.

He asked the gods of death in his research institute to use a small trolley to pull my bunch of knife spirits to my eleventh team, and Captain Gui Yancheng Jianba actually made a complaint:

"Three Seats of Watching the Moon, I have seen people carrying Zanpakuto, dragging Zanpakuto, and wearing Zanpakuto. This is the first time I have seen Zanpakuto pulled by a small cart."

I:……

Blame me.

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As I understand it, Urahara Kisuke in the Seireitei era was a bottom-line research maniac + high IQ maniac w and later wasted by the years to become an uncle, but it is also very delicious.