hilarious supporting actress

Teach me wolf art! "

But Wu Zhuangyuan smiled mysteriously, took out a small bottle from his arms and handed it to me, "Don't be so troublesome, I have already thought of pomegranate for you, for a beautiful and flowery woman like you, it's best to carry a bottle of anti-aging medicine with you. Wolf water, otherwise it is really easy to be harassed."

"Anti-wolf water?" I took the small spray-like bottle and thought to myself, there was such a thing in ancient times, it's so advanced!

"That's right, I made this myself. The main ingredient is Chaotian red pepper. With this bottle of pomegranate, you don't have to learn martial arts and you don't have to worry about other men harassing you, oh hehe!"

"So powerful? Then I'll give it a try first." After I said that, I pointed the anti-wolf water at Wu Zhuangyuan, but Wu Zhuangyuan hadn't had time to yell aha!I was choked by the chili water and my face was full of gold stars...

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Although many nonsensical incidents happened the night before, I still slept well in the second half of the night, especially when I thought of Wu Zhuangyuan sneezing and yelling at me when I fled the scene, "Pomegranate, you still owe me a kiss!" !” I thought he was really funny.

I got up and tidied up the house, guessing that Tang Bohu would be coming soon, so I ran out to open the door, but Qiu Xiang was at the door too early, and when she saw me, she waved her hand and said, "Pomegranate, come quickly, there is someone at the door." A man wants to sell himself to bury his father, look how pitiful he is screaming!"

Fuck, I called that guy Tang Bohu to pretend to be pitiful, but I didn't expect him to really act——

As soon as he opened the door, he heard his earth-shattering, weeping cries, "Sell yourself to bury your father! The auction of the dutiful son who just came out of the oven! Do yourself a favor and buy me to go in and be a servant!"

"Qiuxiang, this person is really miserable! I'll go over and say a few words to him to comfort him."

After finishing speaking, I ran to Tang Bohu, gave him a wink and whispered, "My surname is Tang, let me tell you secretly, something happened last night... I found out that Qiuxiang has someone she likes... Shhh ...Why don't you retreat temporarily, after all, men can love the new and dislike the old, huh?"

Unexpectedly, Tang Bohu was only stunned for three seconds, and his gaze immediately became more decisive, "NO! I, Tang Bohu, have made up my mind that I will not marry anyone who is not Qiuxiang in this life! There is one more thing I haven't told you about Sister Pomegranate. Not only men can love the new and dislike the old, but women can too. Yes! So I believe that Sister Qiuxiang will definitely abandon her old love and stay with me!"

I'm so speechless, but thinking about the original drama, Tang Bohu went through all kinds of hardships and finally got together with Qiuxiang. There shouldn't be any major problems, so I had to confess, "Well, I will still help you stay with Qiuxiang. Together, but when you arrive in Washington, don’t say you are Tang Bohu, you can’t say you know even if you are killed!”

Tang Bohu looked puzzled, "Why?"

Of course I can't tell him that it's because your rival in love wants to arrest you and work for the traitor Prince Ning. It's a state secret, and you will be beheaded if you talk nonsense!

"Because...the wife of Huafu has enmity with your Tang family, it will be miserable if she finds out your identity!" I made a click gesture to him.

"Is it wrong~! So serious?" Tang Bohu's eyes widened.

"It's really not wrong~! It's just that serious." I nodded.

Qiuxiang waited for a long time, probably a little impatient, and shouted, "Pomegranate, will it work for you to comfort him? How about I go and tell my wife to see if she is willing to buy him."

Hearing what Qiuxiang said, Tang Bohu suddenly shouted, "Sister Qiuxiang, you are so kind! It turns out that there is a kind of beauty in the world, which is incomparable to the beauty of the world... This is the heart! Spirit! Beauty! Ah!"

Qiu Xiang probably had never seen such a second person before, and was immediately amused by him, but thinking that his father had just died, she hurriedly covered her embarrassing smile with a handkerchief.

At this moment, another cry came from not far away, "I'm so miserable! Sell your body and bury your whole family!"

The three of us looked aside at the same time, and saw a young man in ragged clothes dragging a wooden cart, crying and coughing, and lying on the cart was his dead family!

Fuck, it's really exactly the same as in the movie. Although Tang Bohu is also acting miserable, compared with this old man, he really pales in comparison!

"What should I do, Shiliu, you see, this man is worse than him. We only need one servant in our house. I think it's better to recommend this man to Madam."

Hearing what Qiuxiang said, Tang Bohu rolled up his sleeves and started a verbal battle with this man, and started a heated debate on the topic of "who is worse than whom".

Of course, this man can't argue with Tang Bohu, a generation of talented people. Seeing that he was getting into a disadvantage, he simply slapped the little yellow dog beside him, making him faint, and then picked it up and hugged him. cry——

"Wangcai, what's wrong with you, Wangcai? You can't die! You've been with me for so long, and you've treated me with love and righteousness, but I haven't even let you eat a full meal. I'm sorry for you, Wangcai , woo woo woo..."

We were dumbfounded watching this scene of bitterness. Just as a Xiaoqiang passed by the pomegranate's feet, I stepped on it with a flash of inspiration, and then winked at Tang Bohu.

Tang Bohu is so smart, he immediately understood what I meant, picked up the Xiaoqiang who had lost its name inexplicably, beat his chest and said, "Xiaoqiang! You can't die, Xiaoqiang! I have been with you for so many years, and I have always raised you as my own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, a white-haired person will send a black-haired person today, [crying] ah~ah~ah~"

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6th

The final result, I think everyone knows it, Tang Bohu PK out the opponent's contestant with his unrestricted acting skills, and won the most tragic spokesperson of the year. From then on, he sold himself in Washington, became a junior domestic servant, and also called low-level servants. Code name 9527, transliteration ~ "Don't engage in base"!

Working in Washington, the salary is not bad, but Tang Bohu is more sad, he is often punished by the champion of martial arts as a coolie, such things as carrying water, chopping firewood and grinding the mill are not bad. If you can’t finish sweeping before dark, you have to do a thousand push-ups. If you can’t finish the push-ups, you have to squat on the ground and draw circles. If you can’t finish the circles, you have to go back to sweep chicken manure...

Compared to him, I'm not much better, because everyone said that the reason why Wu Zhuangyuan is so strict with 9527 is all because of me!What are you talking about, 9527 is the godson of my cousin's aunt, who was my childhood sweetheart since I was a child, and I was able to be recruited this time because of my relationship...

Second Olympic!What kind of play do you want to play this kind of lying down and getting shot?Besides, Wu Zhuangyuan, that silly boy, does he have to make trouble with Tang Bohu because of me? I think he is purely out of jealousy~jealous~!

That's right, no matter how burly and heroic Wu Zhuangyuan is, standing next to Tang Bohu is like a scarecrow, and he is all compared. Can he not be jealous?This incident also fully proved a truth: women are jealous of Yiqing, men are jealous to death ORZ!

Fortunately, there is a kind of medicine in this world, no matter how others hit you, if you take it, you will be refreshed ~ high fighting spirit ~ yes, this medicine does not need 98 or 660, only [-] copper coins! 〇 A copper plate!Losing money and jumping off a building to sell it for nothing!This drug—

That is, love!

Yes, under the catalyzing effect of the magic medicine of love, Tang Bohu was not hit by Wu Zhuangyuan's iron-blooded wrist at all, on the contrary, he still lived happily and happily every day!

So, when I was lying down and shot, he beat me tirelessly——

"Sister Pomegranate, you promised to help me catch up with Sister Qiuxiang. You don't mean anything, and there will be no incense sticks when you go to the toilet!"

"Sister Pomegranate, the price of my landscape paintings on the black market has already reached 300 taels. Do you want to consider trading with me earlier, hehe!"

In order to prevent him from being too close to me and causing gossip rumors in Washington again, I decided, Yes!It's time for my sister to make a move. Although helping 9527 to intervene in the love between Qiuxiang and the deadly scholar is a bit unreasonable, but so what~ the handsome young man rises up!What a deadly scholar, get out of here!

The heavenly spirit~the earthly spirit~When the beauty (Tang Bohu) and the wisdom (me) sparked brilliantly, the combination of Shitang (canteen), unprecedented and unprecedented, was born!

Please listen to the creative declaration of our Stone Tang Group——

Me (please automatically fill in the picture of the beautiful teacher): "What is our goal?"

Tang (please automatically fill in the picture of the missing teeth, Xiao Zhengtai): "There is no tooth decay!" Oh no~ it should be~ "Chasing! Arriving! Autumn! Fragrance!"

applaud……

There is no reason for the Shi Tang combination to be invincible once it goes out, so there is the following fragment:

Fragment one:

Me: "9527, Qiuxiang is releasing paper kites in the back garden, I'm here to watch out for you, you can sneak in and find her!"

Tang: "Yes!"

Me: "Don't run so fast, do you know what to do when you get in?"

Tang: "Of course I know. I'm going to rush to Sister Qiuxiang and confess my love to her. I've already prepared the lines~ Cough cough—Miss, can I ask you the way, this way is..."

Me: "I just want to ask you how to go in your heart, right?"

Tang: "Wow, you can read minds?"

Me: "I read you big-headed ghost! This kind of confession is too ordinary, not to mention that Qiuxiang is so noble, so she won't talk to you. If she doesn't even give you a chance to talk, how can you confess to her? "

Tang: "Yes! Sister Pomegranate, what do you think I should do?"

Me: "It's because you have a reputation for flirting! She doesn't give you a chance to talk to you, so you create a chance, such as throwing a stone to get rid of her paper kite when people are not prepared, it's better to drop it on the beams of the roof place, and then Qiuxiang will call you up to help you pick it off, and then you can take the opportunity to show off!"

Tang: "Sister Pomegranate, you are so talented!"

Me: "Small, and remember not to confess your love so quickly, be careful to scare Qiuxiang away."

Tang: "Got it~ Byebye!"

I:"……"

Fragment two:

Me: "9527, Qiuxiang will go out to buy gouache soon, I will help you take a leave of absence from Wu Zhuangyuan, you go to her quickly!"

Tang: "Yes!"

Me: "Why are you running so fast again?"

Tang: "Go and change into sexy clothes, dress up well, and create some atmosphere for this encounter, hehe!"

Me: "You know it's just a chance encounter, why are you making such a big deal? You want her to know that you planned it? Young man, calm down! Get it! Hold up! Get angry!"

Tang: "Hey, then I won't be able to wear sexy little clothes anymore."

I:"……"

Fragment three, fragment four, fragment five...

Me: "9527, I just heard Qiuxiang say that she wants to eat oranges, go and pick some oranges!"

Me: "9527, Qiuxiang is in a bad mood today and wants to go to Zixia Mountain to relax."

Me; "9527, Qiuxiang is here today as my aunt, go get some motherwort!"

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Under my day-to-day training|teaching, Tang Bohu successfully completed the transformation from a mentally handicapped gentleman to a sullen hunk. Why do you say he is sullen? Please listen to a conversation between us today——

Tang: "Sister Shiliu, do you know where sister Qiuxiang takes a bath?"

Me: "Damn it! When did you become so heavy?"

Tang Bohu was shy, and his handsome face was still a little blush, "Actually, Sister Shiliu, after my unremitting efforts these days, Sister Qiuxiang already has a little affection for me...hehe..."

Hearing what he said, I was really happy for him, but the principle of being a human being still cannot be abandoned, so I taught him earnestly, "Young man, you can't push yourself just because Qiuxiang likes you a little bit, peep It’s too vulgar to take a shower. As a high-spirited young man, you should change from passive to active—let the beauty willingly take off your clothes for you. You should do it!"

And then, Tang Bohu burst into tears after hearing this, and then he kowtowed in front of me, shouting "Sister Pomegranate, you really understand my heart~"? ? ?

Cut, that's not it, he raised his head arrogantly and coquettishly, "Sister Pomegranate, there is a saying that you probably don't know, it's that blue is better than blue! In the past few days you Under the earnest instruction, I have realized a truth!"

I tugged at his crooked hat, puzzled and said, "What's the point?"

He quickly jumped onto the table, pointed at the skylight and laughed loudly, "The principle is that people are good at being bullied, and horses are good at being ridden. If you want to avoid being ridden, you have to be a hooligan to the end!"

I gave him a big smirk, and then asked, "So? How are you going to play hooligans? Uh huh?"

Tang Bohu flicked the broken hair on his forehead, and said wretchedly, "I'm going to steal her clothes while she's taking a bath, and then ask my good partner Zhu Zhishan to sneak into the room, and there's no limit to all kinds of molestation, and then Qiuxiang will definitely yell for help !"

I smiled disdainfully, "At this time, you just rush in, come to a hero to save the beauty, and let Qiuxiang make a promise to you?"

Tang Bohu jumped off the table, straightened the corners of my lips that were raised in disdain, and said seriously, "Although the general plot is like this, don't talk so vulgarly. With Tang Bohu, my romantic talent, there will be no lack of touching | tear-jerking version Qiao Duan, when the time comes, Sister Pomegranate, just wait and watch the show!"

It's the first time I've been so close to him, looking at his stupid look dazed by love, and those eyes that are so excited to look good, I suddenly feel a little bit jealous——

It turns out that love can make a person so happy!Damn, I have never loved once in my life, when will I meet a Prince Charming who makes me so happy and crazy?

The author has something to say: a small tidbit on the set——

Pomegranate: "Hey~ the reader who is watching "Happy Female Supporting Girls"~ Yes, I am talking about you~ If you laugh at it, please tell me, it is not easy for our female supporting role to act, everyone is out to mess around , let's have a show, hee hee!"

Tang Bohu: "Sister, are you out to advertise again?"

Pomegranate: "Go, go, you blocked my camera, the filming always steals my scenes and I haven't settled with you yet, why are male leads so arrogant these days?"

Tang Bohu: "Sister, I haven't finished my sentence yet. Just now the director asked me to talk to you. The box lunch is about to be snatched away by everyone!"

Pomegranate: "(⊙o⊙) ah! I'm robbing me for a meal..."

PS: In the past few days, some readers have left messages below to urge updates, and Yin Yin hereby explains——

The daily broadcast time of this "[Zhou Xingchi] Hilarious Female Supporting Role" is 11:30 noon, usually updated every other day (because Yinyin just joined work and alittlebusy cried~)

Also, Yinyin will reply to everyone's message as soon as possible, thank you girls for your support~ bow down O(∩_∩)O~

[-]th

Tang Bohu inquired about Qiuxiang's bath drop information from me, so he went to work on his heroic plan to save the United States.As for me, as a senior gossip viewer, this kind of gossip plot must not be missed, so I hurried to wash up after dinner this day, and went straight to sleep after watching the good show, Ouye ( ^o^)/!

Although I live on the same floor as Qiuxiang, the treatment of my female supporting maid is different from hers~ For example, the bathhouse I am using is shared with Chunxiang and Xiaxiang, while Qiuxiang has her own The bath room, although I have never been in it, but Wu Zhuangyuan said that it is decorated with the most colorful flowers nowadays, which is very beautiful~ How does Wu Zhuangyuan know?Uh, I don't know about this!

Qiuxiang usually takes a shower after taking a walk after a meal, so there is still ample time before the show starts, and I can soak myself in the bathtub to my heart's content and enjoy the pure natural ancient SPA brought by the steaming water mist.

Ah, it's so cool!

While rubbing my feet, I took the prepared cucumber slices and applied it to my face. That’s right, it didn’t matter if there was no mask in ancient times. We can give full play to the DIY spirit and rub some egg, tofu and cucumber slices on the face. Children must take good care of themselves before they get married. As for after they get married, I haven't considered such a long-term issue~

After my little face was covered with cucumbers, I suddenly realized a problem——

I used to use an alarm clock to watch the time when I applied a mask, and I had to take it off after 15 minutes, but now I’m here alone without a timer, what should I do?

Uh, let's count the dumplings...

Bored, I stayed in the water and counted the dumplings with a cucumber on my face, "One dumpling, two dumplings... ten 9527... twenty martial arts champions..."

When I was counting to the point of falling asleep, I seemed to hear a rustling sound, and I wanted to open my eyes to look at it, but my eyelids were blocked by cucumbers, so I had no choice but to ask casually, "Chunxiang, is that you? "

There was silence and no one answered me.

I thought, I must have been hallucinating just now, so I continued to count the dumplings with my eyes closed, but I only counted two, when suddenly there was a gust of wind behind me, and then, a man made a voice ~ suddenly broke the silence!

"Beauty, do you have time to chat with me? I'm so empty!"

Mom~ah~⊙o⊙! ! !

I shivered and shook my cucumber face, and looked at this man who suddenly appeared in front of me in horror——

He is dressed in white (the male protagonist’s classic attire), with flirtatious eyebrows and eyes (the symbol of picking flowers and stealing drops), and there is a huge jade pendant on his waist (proving that he is rich)!

At this moment, my horror mood took a 180-degree turn and became nothing!Compare!of!Excited!move!

That's right, who said that only Qiuxiang is worthy of robbery, my pomegranate also has someone's robbery ORZ~

"Handsome guy, you, you, what did you just say?" I stuttered a little because of excitement.

"I..." The man in white's face turned slightly cold (I think it must be because he is a novice), and he smiled unnaturally, "I said... I am so empty... I want to talk to you!"

"That's it..." I lowered my head shyly, "But I don't have any clothes on yet, you, you..."

I "you" can't go down, because the man in white suddenly jumped three feet away and shouted outside, "Why don't you come in! Lord, I can't hold it anymore!"

Damn, he still has accomplices?

Just when I was in Sparta, a familiar figure suddenly appeared at the door—9527!Tang Bohu!

Suddenly, I was in a mess in the wind!

This scene of dog blood is so familiar, isn't it the scene of the hero saving the beauty that Tang Bohu discussed with me this morning?But why did he come to me? Shouldn't he be looking for Qiuxiang?

What made me even more confused was the conversation between Tang Bohu and the man in white——

The man in white: "Damn, where have you been? Why haven't you come in for so long? You're so scared to death, you little darling!"

Tang Bohu: "I didn't come in because I haven't heard Qiuxiang yelling for help!"

The man in white: "Of course she won't call for help. You have to go and see for yourself. This thing needs me to wish Zhishan to help you. I've taken U!"

Tang Bohu turned his head when he heard the words, and met my shame and indignation Di Bingshan's face. Before I could question him, this guy jumped three feet high and shouted at me, "Sister Pomegranate, how could it be you? ?”

I was furious, "You still have the nerve to ask me, my sister told you in the morning that Qiuxiang's bathroom is in the second one, why did you come to my place, tell me?"

Tang Bohu had a bitter face, "Sister, this is obviously the second room, counting from the right, the second one, that's right!"

I was stunned, and instantly understood what was going on—the ancients used to count from the right to the left, but the second room I told him counted from the left to the right. Damn, this is the code for traveling through time and space. !ditch!ah!

Seeing that Tang Bohu was still looking at me with an innocent expression on his face, I was about to explode, so I had to break the water with my palm and shouted, "What are you looking at, get out of here, sister! Fuck! Go! Ah!"

Tang Bohu must have been frightened, so he hurriedly dragged Zhu Zhishan and ran away, but unexpectedly at this time another big trouble came - Wu Zhuangyuan!

Probably he heard the movement from me, he rushed in with Lingbo microsteps, and caught 9527 and Zhu Zhishan who were fleeing.

Second Olympic!Although my sister likes to watch dog blood, she doesn't like the plot of dog blood to happen to her!

Wu Zhuangyuan likes to catch Tang Bohu's pigtails the most, and this time is no exception: "9527, how dare you break into Shiliu's room and watch her take a bath? I think you are getting impatient!"

"Snapped!"

This was the sound of Tang Bohu being slammed against the door by him.

Immediately afterwards, another "Ah!"

This was Tang Bohu's very worthless voice begging him for mercy.

very messy!

Because the clothes lying aside had already been stolen by the perpetrators, I had no choice but to stay in the water and exert the power of my Hedong lion's roar again—"Have you had enough trouble? Get out of here! Hurry up!"

I have to say that Wu Zhuangyuan still listened to me very much, and immediately left with Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan in his arms.

Looking at the back of him running out with a person in both hands, I hummed a song in my heart——

"There is a chicken in the left hand, a duck in the right hand, and the one in the middle is a fat baby, ah, ah, I have to feed~~~"

After humming this wicked song, I feel much better, hum!A brat with no IQ still wants to chase after Qiuxiang?Go dreaming!

After going through this nonsensical incident, I decided to go back to my room and have a good sleep to appease my little heart that was injured by Zhu Zhishan just now.

But as soon as I stood up, I was dumbfounded, the clothes had already been taken away by that brat, what am I wearing?

At this moment, there was a sudden "bang", Wu Zhuangyuan rushed in, seeing me standing wet | in front of him, his face paled suddenly, and he shouted—"Ah..."

sweat!

I haven't called yet, why are you calling?

That's right, because this is the public bathhouse that I share with Chunxiang and the others, and I'm not used to being seen naked, so I always wear a homemade sling undershirt when I take a bath, so I don't actually show anything, but Wu Zhuangyuan is an ancient conservative , I had no choice but to forgive him.

"Stop yelling, are you going to call the whole mansion here?" I said with a serious face.

Wu Zhuangyuan was very obedient, and immediately covered his mouth with his hands, but why didn't he cover his eyes?Still staring so big?Even though I'm wearing a sling, you should at least avoid suspicion...

"Well, Pomegranate, I'm here to bring you clothes." Wu Zhuangyuan stammered and handed me the stolen floral dress, blushing to the base of his neck.

I took the clothes and sighed, "Why are you still standing there, do you want to see Miss Ben change?"

Wu Zhuangyuan was even more embarrassed, "No, no, I didn't mean that..."

After finishing speaking, he took a small step on Lingbo and ran away.

Hey, what are these men with low IQs up to?

The author has something to say: a small tidbit on the set——

Wu Zhuangyuan went to the coffee shop next door to take a break during filming, intending to turn on his mobile phone to watch the serial "[Zhou Xingchi] Hilarious Female Supporting Girls", but unexpectedly, the mobile phone was gone!electricity!up!

So, he asked the beautiful clerk next to him, "Excuse me, do you have power here?"

The beauty smiled softly, "I'm the clerk!"

Wu Zhuangyuan's head was full of black lines. At this moment, Pomegranate passed by, so he helped him explain: "He said, it is the kind of power supply that can be plugged in!"

The beauty froze for a moment, is there a clerk who can intervene?Are all male movie stars so heavy-mouthed now?嘤咔咕/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

So when Wu Zhuangyuan was still waiting for her answer with expectant eyes, the beautiful clerk blushed and ran away...

[-]th

There is a truth, whether you travel through or not, it will not change——

That is, gossip news will always run faster than a grass-mud horse!

No, as soon as I came out after changing my clothes, I was surrounded by excited Chunxiang and Xiaxiang.

"Pomegranate, I heard that Mr. Pianpian wanted to take advantage of you just now, please tell us what's going on?"

"That's right, did you take advantage of him after all? Such an opportunity to smash a handsome guy in the sky, but the opportunity is never to be missed, and the time will never come again!"

Seeing the expectant expressions of the two of them, I was really embarrassed to tell them the truth, just at this moment a familiar figure flashed in front of me——Pingting, who looks like a willow, isn't it the heroine Qiuxiang.

So I quickly covered my face with a handkerchief, as if I was about to cry (Hui often fits the image of an ancient woman who has been eaten tofu).

"Hey! Tell me, why is my life so hard... If this gets out, how can I get married?"

Qiuxiang passed by me, carrying the faint fragrance of orchids on her body, but the look on my face was extremely cold and arrogant, and the condescending posture obviously said, "With your beauty, there are still people Want it? Sister kneels ORZ for you!"

Although I don't like Qiuxiang very much, she is Tang Bohu's sweetheart after all, well, I can bear it!

Uh, by the way, Tang Bohu...how is that kid Tang Bohu doing now?

"Sister Shiliu, help me, Wu Zhuangyuan wants to kill me!" A wailing pierced my eardrums, and I hurriedly leaned forward to look downstairs, only to see Tang Bohu jumping up and down the yard, and Wu Zhuangyuan chasing after him with a feather duster. It's really like killing a chicken!

Damn, it's okay to add chaos to the watch!

I rushed into the courtyard with lightning speed, but it was a pity that I was a step too late——

Wu Zhuangyuan has already caught Tang Bohu, and he is hitting the palm of his hand with a feather duster!

Hitting the palms, although this punishment can only be considered a small case, it is different for Tang Bohu. After all, this idiot is also a poet and painter of a generation. He lives with two hands. If his hands are useless, who am I going to take? The calligraphy and paintings are going to be sold for money, um~ this can't be tolerated!

So I rushed forward to block Tang Bohu, and shouted at Wu Zhuangyuan with full momentum, "Don't hit him, if you want to hit him, hit me!"

This line... It really is Qiong Yao's drama that I have watched too much -_-|||

"Pomegranate, what did you say?" Wu Zhuangyuan's veins bulged, this was the first time I saw him get angry at me, his expressions were all complicated and painful.

"It turns out that you really had an affair with him!"

He suddenly put down this sentence that made me flustered, then threw down the feather duster and walked away...

sky!Now that I am deeply involved in the shower door incident, it is already hard to explain it. You can't misunderstand me like this again, she is still a little white lotus!

So I rushed up and grabbed his sleeve, and ordered, "You, come with me!"

Wu Zhuangyuan was a little surprised, but obediently obeyed, and followed me to an empty pavilion behind.

I asked him, "Do you know why I want to help 9527?"

Wu Zhuangyuan shook his head cooperatively.

I continued, "That's because 9527 is deeply in love with a person, and this person is in Washington DC, you know her, her name is..."

Before I finished speaking, Wu Zhuangyuan covered his ears with a painful face.There is no tacit understanding!

I took his hand away and said word by word, "She is Qiuxiang, shh...don't open your mouth like that...it's not appropriate to make public about this right now, I only told you!"

Wu Zhuangyuan smiled through tears, I really don't know what he has fun-_-|||

"Hehe, it turns out that you, Pomegranate, are here to help 9527 catch Qiuxiang. You should have said it earlier. I didn't expect you to be so kind-hearted! Hehe, I really have vision!"

Me: "..." (I helped 9527 chase Qiuxiang and your vision has half a copper coin to do with it?)

Wu Zhuangyuan was still in high spirits, Babaer said, "Pomegranate, why don't I help him with you, I'm the best at helping others like this!"

"It's up to you?" It's not that I don't believe him, it's just that Tang Bohu's idiot has been trained by me for so long and still hasn't improved. This martial arts champion is stupid, can he help me?

"Pomegranate, you trust me, this matter is on me!" Wu Zhuangyuan patted his chest straight, at this moment...I suddenly found...his breasts...even bigger than me-_-||| (Okay, I'm really wretched, people call it pectoral muscles~)!

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There is another truth in this world, it will not change whether you travel through time or not——

That is ~ there is a background, easy to handle!A few days after Wu Zhuangyuan promised to help, I saw the charm of this truth:

I don't know what kind of wind that brat Wu Zhuangyuan went to Mr. Hua's ear. The next day, Mr. Hua promoted 9527 from a lowly servant to a first-class book boy. He even changed his name. What is it called "Hua'an" , in short, he is very awesome in Washington, even the two young masters are tamed by him, and they follow behind him to serve tea and water.

Of course, Tang Bohu didn't know that all this was actually bestowed by the champion of martial arts, and he came to me every day to thank me, sometimes bringing me some pastries, and occasionally giving me some small things like hairpin bracelets, but every time he was rejected. I dismissed it with great righteousness——

"Your favorite sister is here, you should make good use of your new identity to hook up with Qiuxiang, and when things are done, send me some calligraphy and paintings, these vulgar sisters don't like it!"

As a matter of fact, Tang Bohu is also very motivated, because with the little tidbits made by the various encounters with Qiuxiang in the early stage, and now he is ranked as the first-class book boy in Washington, of course there is no problem in further development, so there are the following Fragment:

Fragment one:

Tang: "Sister Shiliu, guess what I took Sister Qiuxiang to do today?"

Me: "I don't know how to read minds, how can I know so much?"

Tang: "(*^__^*) Hee hee...I took Sister Qiuxiang to go boating on the West Lake."

I immediately made up the routine plot in the romance novel: the male protagonist took the female protagonist to go boating on the lake, the spring was bright and the flowers were fragrant, at this time the male protagonist took out a long flute and played a melody that was suitable for the scene, The hostess suddenly burst into tears, saying that you are so handsome and unrestrained, and fell into his arms with a babble!

Tang: "Sister Pomegranate, what are you thinking?"

Me: "Hehe, it's nothing, you continue to talk."

Tang: "The scene at that time was really frightening! Just as I took out a long flute and was about to play a song to Sister Qiuxiang (look, there was a flute), Zhu Zhishan arrived in time, from the water A hole was poked in our boat. Then, sister Qiuxiang fell! In the water! Then I plunged into the water, and a hero came! Hero! Save! Beauty! "

Me: How much do you love the plot of the hero saving the beauty~

Tang Bohu ignored my astonishment, and was still thinking about it, "Ah! Sister Qiuxiang's body soaked in water... is so fucking hot!"

I:"……"

Fragment two:

Tang: "Sister Shiliu, guess what I took Sister Qiuxiang to do today?"

Me: "I don't want to know so many things about you, go and go, don't hinder my sleep."

Tang: "(*^__^*) Hee hee... Don't worry if you don't want to hear it, sister Qiuxiang took the initiative to give me a sweet kiss today!"

I immediately jumped out of the bed in disbelief, my eyes widened, "You kid is making progress so fast? Tell me, what tricks did you use?"

Tang: "Hehe, I took Sister Qiuxiang to the Town God's Temple on the back mountain today."

I immediately made up the routine plot in the romance novel: the hero takes the heroine to the mountain to seek marriage, the mountain is too high and the road is too steep, the heroine sweats profusely and almost faints when halfway there, the hero smiles gently , Say I will carry you up the mountain.So the heroine lay down on his broad back, touched by the panting appearance of the hero to the point of pear blossoms and rain, and finally couldn't hold back and gave him a kiss, it was really amazing!

Tang: "Sister Pomegranate, what are you thinking?"

Me: "Hehe, it's nothing, you continue to talk."

Tang: "The scene at that time was really touching! Just when Sister Qiuxiang was about to faint in the middle of the walk (see, it turns out