[NARUTO] Carrot and Mackerel

I heard from Naruto before that they once made a series of oolongs in order to see the true face of Mr. Kakashi.

Naruto guessed that under Kakashi-sensei's mask was thick lips, big teeth, or a small kiss. At that time, Xiko pondered for a long time, then leaned into Aoki Kita's ear and asked in a low voice, "Xiaobei, do you think Kakashi-sensei is right?" What kind of trauma is there?"

Aoki Bei squinted, what strange thing did this guy think of?

Suddenly Xiko tapped her palm with a sudden realization, "It must be like this! Mr. Kakashi must have grown so beautiful that he looks like a fish falling into a wild goose and a moon in a shameful flower! He was knocked unconscious by a flower picker on a dark and stormy night, after such and such , the young and helpless Kakashi-sensei broke out, and clicked the flower picker, so this experience left an indelible trauma on Kakashi-sensei's young mind, so that he has been with the mask ever since!" Xizi I'm such a genius, I'm so smart. The second expression raised his chin at Naruto who had been shattered into pieces, "Hahaha! I'm right!" He put his hips on his back and laughed.

After finally taking back the debris all over the floor and combining them back to God, Naruto turned his face into a big embarrassment, and said sincerely to Aokibei, "Please, Xiaobei, give Xizi a few thousand copies, let her Let's go west!"

The corner of Aoki Kita's mouth twitched, and he stroked his forehead speechlessly, did you see, Xizi, Naruto was so shocked by you that he couldn't wait to ask you to find the Sage of the Six Paths.

The result was that before Aoki Kita could make a move, Xizi had already rolled onto Naruto's neck.It's still super childish you pinch my face and she pokes your nostrils childish tearing!

"Heh..." No matter how helpless I was at the time, it's really funny when I think about it now.

Kakashi moved his ears and tilted his head, because his eyes were being needled, and a dozen thin silver needles were piercing the acupuncture points around his eyes, so he couldn't open his eyes. He suddenly heard a chuckle, and he, who was so bored, He opened his mouth and asked, "Did Xiaobei think of anything happy?"

Aoki Bei regained consciousness only to find that she actually laughed out loud, with a little smile in her red eyes, looked at the time, leaned over and put her hand on top of the silver needle, the green chakra overflowed from her palm and flowed down the silver needle. In the acupuncture points around Kakashi's eyes, he said softly, "Well, remembering that Naruto said before that they were curious about the demeanor under Kakashi's mask, Naruto guessed that you have thick lips and big teeth."

"Ah...those guys..." Kakashi said helplessly with a smile and a touch of nostalgia, and turned to the direction of Aoki Kita, "Aren't you curious?"

Aoki Bei withdrew his hand, carefully put away the silver needles on his eyes, opened the special ointment, spread it on the acupoints just now, and massaged with moderate strength to speed up the penetration of the medicine. "Well, I'm a little curious."

Kakashi felt the cool and comfortable feeling around the eyes, sighed comfortably in his heart, and smiled lazily, "It's a perfunctory tone."

Aoki Kita smiled and didn't speak. When Kakashi heard her say that he could open his eyes, he saw Aoki Kita rubbing his fingers while looking at him, and then nodded solemnly, "You are really handsome, Mr. Kakashi"

Kakashi was taken aback, and raised his hand to touch his face reflexively. He realized that what he touched was his skin instead of the fabric of the mask. He was a little surprised. When did this kid get rid of the mask? dropped?

Raising his hand to rub his messy hair, he rolled his eyes to the sky, "Of course, teacher, I'm so handsome that I'm unbelievably handsome."

Is there such an idiom?Aoki Bei twitched her eyes speechlessly, she knew who Naruto learned from when he always said those idioms, there must be a teacher like a disciple!

"Ms. Kakashi! We're coming to see you!!"

Naruto's loud voice sounded, and before he finished speaking, he heard Sakura's angry voice. "Keep your voice down, this is a hospital! It will affect other people's rest! Naruto, you bastard!"

"Pain Pain!"

Aoki Kita looked up at the sky, Naruto... What do you want me to say about you?Shaking his head, he glanced at Kakashi-sensei who didn't know when he put the mask on his face, and bowed slightly, "Then, Kakashi-sensei, I'm going first."

"Well, thanks for your hard work." Kakashi smiled and waved to her.

As soon as they reached the door, Naruto and the others entered.

"Haha, Xiaobei!"

... What kind of image is this? Naruto has a big bag on his head, and there is a very obvious slap mark on his face. He turned his head to see the same slap mark on the face of another strange boy he had never seen before. , blinked "You two stand together and it's just symmetrical"

He raised his hand and touched the big bag on Naruto's head, and heard Naruto's cry of pain as expected, tilted his head and looked at Sakura seriously, "Sakura, don't hit Naruto's head every time, if you put me Brother is stupid, then you have to be responsible."

"...0.0 huh?! It's not... that..." She seemed to hear something scary, and Sakura laughed dryly with black lines.

Naruto looked down at Aoki Kita who was using medical ninjutsu to treat him with slap marks and head wraps, his blue eyes were warm and moist, and he laughed twice, "Xiaobei, Sakura, we are joking."

Aoki Kita withdrew his hand, rubbed his head, and then stared blankly at Sakura blankly, until Sakura felt cold all over, Aoki Kita suddenly bent his eyes into a pair of crescents, and said with a smile "Well, I was joking too~" After speaking, he waved to Sakura and the others, and left.

Sakura's face was about to cramp, and she watched Aoki Kita walk away with horror, and then closed the door with lingering fear and let out a long sigh of relief, "It's scary! TT"

Said with a ignorant face, "This is the black belly mentioned in the book!"

Naruto scratched his head and laughed twice, and finally shrugged his shoulders, why did the atmosphere become weird!

Naruto and the others still failed to bring Sasuke back this time, well, this is also expected, Mr. Kakashi has recovered after these days of self-cultivation, and Aoki Kita has also gained first-hand information on the treatment of Sharingan , Naruto also started special training, before the Akatsuki organization found Naruto, he had to become stronger as soon as possible, this urgency... Maybe it was stimulated by Sasuke.

I heard from Sakura that Sasuke is very strong now.Aoki Kita propped his chin and eyebrows gradually moved towards the middle. Among the three members of their family, one Yuko ran after his elder brother, and the other Naruto ran after his younger brother... Could it be that these two children owed the Uchiha family money in their previous lives and haven't paid it back? !caress forehead.

But... it's really spectacular, so many... Naruto.

Aoki Kita blinked, stood on the edge of the woods and watched more than 1000 Naruto humming and haha ​​practicing, curled the corner of his mouth, Mr. Kakashi was right, this kind of practice can only be done by Naruto, He quietly put the food for Naruto next to Mr. Kakashi without disturbing them.

Recently, due to the frequent activities organized by Akatsuki, the masters and the others felt a sense of urgency, and Aoki Kita more or less felt it.After sorting out the medicines collected some time ago, they waited for Xizi's meeting place.

"Little North"

"Teacher Hong?" Aoki Bei stood up and welcomed Hong in. "Are you feeling unwell?" Looking at Teacher Hong's slightly pale face, he asked her to sit down and poured her a glass of water.

"Hmm... But, maybe it is." There was a touch of blush on his red cheeks, his expression was shy and sweet, and Aoki Kita was a little puzzled.

However, she quickly put aside this doubt, and carefully examined Hong... After a while, Aoki Bei smiled and looked at Hong, "Congratulations, Teacher Hong, you are going to be a mother~ It's been a month !"

Hong seemed to have noticed it before coming to the hospital, she put her hands on her abdomen with a gentle smile, and her eyes were soft.

"Does Teacher Asma know?"

"Haven't told him yet"

"Hehe, are you going to give Teacher Asma a surprise? He must like it very much." Aoki Kita packed up the equipment, listed the precautions on a paper and handed it to Hong. "The fetus is very healthy, but three months ago is a dangerous period. You Pay more attention, maintaining a happy mood is good for you and your baby."

"Thank you"

Aoki Kita personally sent Hong home. On the way back, he smiled involuntarily. Asma and the others went on a mission. What a pity. Teacher Asma will be surprised when he comes back!

Before reaching the hospital, Aoki Kita was told by Anbu, the master looked for her, and quickly ran to Hokage Building.The atmosphere in Hokage's office was solemn.

"The Temple of Fire attacked by people from the Akatsuki organization? Have you received information about which member of the Akatsuki organization?"

"There is no definite information yet, but the members of the Akatsuki organization are all ninjas with kage-level strength. Among the ninjas sent out, except for Ino, who is a medical ninja, there is no one who can heal immediately."

Before Tsunade finished speaking, he was interrupted by Anbu who had just received the information. Tsunade took a rough look, and his face suddenly darkened, very dignified.

"Qingmubei, rush to support Asmaban immediately, I will allow them to fail the mission when necessary!"

"Hi!"

The one who supported Asmaban with Aoki Kita was an acquaintance!

"Hey, Xiaobei!" Asakawa squatted at the entrance of the village with a long knife on his back, squinted his eyes and smiled when he saw Aokibei coming.Standing up and walking in, I looked at her, and raised my hand to compare her height, "Why do you think you are not tall at all?"

Aoki Kita glanced sideways at the hand that was brushing back and forth on the top of her head and Asakawa's shoulder, he should chop it off!

Asakawa caught sight of Aoki Kita's gloomy eyes, chuckled twice, and put his paws back in his pocket as if nothing had happened, "Okay, no kidding, let's go." After finishing speaking, he sighed and touched the Knife handle: "It's been a long time since we went on a mission together. Speaking of which, except for the D-level missions at the beginning, most of our Class [-] is scattered, and Xizi Utsumi..."

Asakawa suddenly stopped, his face became unattractive.

Aoki Kita pursed her lips, "Asakawa, Xiko is not a traitor"

Asakawa scratched his head, heaved a long sigh, turned his head and grinned at her, "Finally I heard you say that myself, it feels like a big stone has fallen in my heart." The brows suddenly relaxed a lot.

"...Sorry" for not being able to tell you in time.

"Needless to say I'm sorry, although we are companions, there are always some little secrets in girls' families that you can't tell a big boy like me, I understand"

"..." Aoki Kita glanced speechlessly at Asakawa with an expression that I really understand, you know what!Sighed "speed up and go"

"I heard that the people who understand the organization are all shadow-level powerhouses, maybe they can learn from each other"

"...I won't collect your body"

"...Hey, Aoki, how can we say that we are also companions, don't be so cruel!"

"..."

Discussion, do you know that the organization is a charity organization, and all members are caring people?Still discussing each other, I cut you off directly!Fu forehead, because Mao Asakawa has become more and more out of tune, what about the cool old lady from before!Aoki North looks at the sky with melancholy...