[NARUTO] Carrot and Mackerel

For a person who is not sociable, sudden enthusiasm can overwhelm her, and even seriously make her want to run away.

This is Aoki Kita's perception of herself. Mama Lu's words made her almost turn around and run away. Fortunately, Papa Shikamaru and Shikamaru stopped her, otherwise she would run no matter how far she went .

…… Well, the process was horrifying, but fortunately, the ending was pretty good, at least Aoki Bei experienced the care of her long-lost mother—well, although she still can’t fully adapt to Lu’s mother’s enthusiasm.

He turned his head and stroked his forehead silently, and was buried in the chest by an older woman several times in a row. This experience is really not very good!But one thing is for sure, mother deer's breasts are as big as Master's breasts... OJZ, thinking of this Aoki Bei is completely depressed, her thinking has already begun to change to Xizi, there is no such thing!

It has been almost half a year since the master took office as Hokage, and Naruto and Jiraiya have gone out to practice for nearly three months. I still don’t know when he will come back. I am a bit reluctant to think about it. Konoha missions began to increase, and Aoki Kita was sent by her master to escort a son who was said to be her friend to the Kingdom of Flowers for a blind date!

Thinking of Miss Jingyin's twitching expression, Aoki Bei blinked speechlessly. That client should not be your old man's creditor, right?And... Aoki Bei glanced at the young man beside him, and the corner of his mouth twitched subtly. Are you sure this is a son...not a daughter?

That timid expression, the red eye circles before saying a word, damn it!In fact, you are a woman disguised as a man!Probably because Aoki Kita's eyes were too enthusiastic, the boy shook his body, bit his lip and took several deep breaths before asking, "Qing... Aoki-san, you, yes, what's the matter?"

"...No..." Aoki Bei retracted his eyes silently, sat down calmly, looked at both sides of the road, made up his mind not to talk to this rabbit boy before arriving at the destination, stretched out his hand to rub his forehead, okay, at worst, let him go Treat it like a girl.

The young man looked at Aoki Bei suspiciously, lowered his head and twisted his fingers nervously, then raised his head to look at her, moved his mouth, and then lowered his head in discouragement.

head, again and again.A bright red cross popped out from the forehead of Aoki Bei, "Do you have something to say?"

The young man was startled, his body trembled suddenly, his eyes were red with suffocation and his face looked like he was about to die of grievance, Aoki Bei hung three black lines, hey, don't you want to look like you are bullying me, okay?She didn't do anything right?

The young man was silent for a long time, as if he was doing psychological construction for himself, he took several deep breaths, "That...that, Aoki-san..."

"Um"

"You...can you not send me to the country of flowers?"

Aoki Bei glanced at the young man in surprise, but helplessly, the young man kept his head down after saying this, almost stuffing his head into his clothes, and sighed silently in his heart, she will definitely not accept any escort missions in the future up!Absolutely not!No matter how much I complained in my heart, I still had a calm look on my face, "This is a mission."

After Aoki Kita finished saying this, the boy's body stiffened immediately, "No... can't it be done?" Before Aoki Kita could answer, he continued on his own

Said, "I should have thought of it a long time ago, Konoha's ninja will not give up the mission"

The voice was self-deprecating and slightly choked, and the whole person exuded a breath similar to despair. At this moment, his delicate face looked even paler and weaker in the dark compartment. Aoki Bei frowned, pondered for a while, and felt that he still had to ask clearly. Better.

"You don't want to go?"

"...well" the boy played with his fingers, his voice was very low, "I don't want to marry any princess, I, I already have someone I like."

"..." Speechless, Aoki Bei has nothing to say except speechless, why do you go on a blind date when you have someone you like?Looking for abuse?

The young man smiled, "It's strange, isn't it? Why do I have to follow my father's arrangement to go on a blind date when I have someone I like?" The young man smiled bitterly, as if he was about to cry in the next second, "That's because... the person I like ……he"

"He?" Aoki Bei keenly caught a word, he is not her? ! "The person you like is a man." Aoki Kita bluntly expressed his speculation.

The smile on the corner of the boy's mouth became even more bitter, but he didn't deny it, but nodded briskly with a hint of relief, "Yes, the person I like is a man, and...he's a bad guy" The boy was immersed in his own thoughts "Actually, he doesn't look good at all, he looks fierce, but his personality is unexpectedly gentle..."

Aoki Bei listened quietly to the young man talking about the kind of person he liked, a very old-fashioned story of a hero saving the beauty, but the beauty inside was this slender young man, who blinked in confusion, It turns out that this world is not only about love between men and women, it turns out that men and men can also...

"He said that he would not meet again in the future. Being with someone like him will not end well, but... I want to be with him, even if I die. It may be a very happy thing to die in front of him. Bar"

Aoki Bei frowned, looking into the young man's eyes, it was as she expected, there was ashes inside. "Can you tell me his name?"

The young man looked at Aoki Bei in disbelief, a dazzling light burst out from his dead eyes, and he rushed over and grabbed her arm, "Can you help me? I don't ask for anything, as long as I can see him!"

Hey, this scene of life-and-death love is more suitable for girls!Sure enough, she was still not calm enough, Aoki Bei twitched the corners of her mouth, looked down at the hand that almost tore off her sleeve, and sighed helplessly, she shouldn't have accepted this task!Exhale "at least tell me his name first"

Two blushes appeared on the young man's pale face, and he said shyly, "He, his name is Ganshi Guixie"

……………Fuck! !

For the first time, Aoki Kita hated her for having such a good memory. Who is Kisame Kisame? !That's the famous S-rank rebel ninja of the fog ninja!Boy, are you sure your eyes are fine? !

Aoki North's weird wavy red fruit stabbed the boy's body, scaring the boy back for a long time until he hid in the corner of the carriage, with a face like "Qingqing Qingmu sang"

Fuer... Maybe the escort for this mission should be Xizi?If Xizi is here, there will be endless common topics with this boy!By the way...is the dried persimmon ghost shark handsome?

Aoki Kita's thoughts drifted a little far, she knew the name Kisame Kisame entirely because of Itachi Uchiha!Those two swaggered down Konoha and put Kakashi on it, and before leaving, they gave Sasuke a hard beating... Well, the person who can partner with Uchiha Itachi shouldn't be too bad, right?Otherwise, this young man wouldn't be so obsessed with it, would he?

Aoki Bei felt that her head was a little heavy and she couldn't hold it up anymore, what's wrong with this world?Can men be with men?He glanced over again, looking at the young man's eyes covered with mist, his fair face, and his moist and tender lips... With a sharp twitch on his forehead, he asked faintly, "Actually... are you a girl?"

The boy choked for a moment, and three black lines ran down his forehead, "Aoki-san, I'm a boy!"

Well... shattered.

"You feel disgusting too"

Aoki Bei looked at the young man who was already dripping and crying, and felt a sense of apology in his heart, ah hey!Covering his face weakly, "No, not at all" was just a little surprised.

"Really?!" The boy's eyes were shining, and his face was covered with surprise.

"Well, but the task must be completed"

"...Oh" The boy's little face, which had been overwhelmed with surprise just now, turned gray in an instant, and he continued to nest in the corner and started planting mushrooms.

Aoki Bei turned his head and looked out the window, calm down, calm down, there are still two or three days to complete the task, regardless of whether the boy likes a man or a woman, a good guy or a bad guy, as long as he completes it, he can say goodbye!Grinding your teeth... Fuck his sister's mission!asshole!

Passing through the small town, their team needs to rest here to replenish the food and water needed for the last two days. A group of seven or eight people book a room, and then do the shopping, go back to the house to rest, and go out for a stroll if they are energetic. .Aoki Kita wanted to go out for a stroll, but seeing what was standing in front of her, he hesitated to speak.

The young man wringing his fingers and looking like an angry little daughter-in-law stretched out his hand and pressed back the veins on his forehead fiercely, twitched the corners of his mouth, and retracted the step he had taken.He sighed helplessly, "Is something wrong?"

"Qingmu-san...can you walk with me?" Finger to finger...

Aoki Bei's face was almost numb, this time it became completely paralyzed, she found that she couldn't get used to being so unmanly, talking to her softly like a little white rabbit boy, like a little girl.Ahhh... can't refuse, she can imagine that when she said no, the boy would immediately look at you with red circles and a disappointed face, and then she would become a bad witch who bullied the little white rabbit in the eyes of others!

Silently exhaled "Let's go"

The young man's eyes lit up, he smiled like a flower, nodded his head fiercely, and ran down the street happily.Qingmu Bei followed behind him unhurriedly. This small town is not too big, but it has a good location. Most of the people who come and go here are people who take a break or replenish supplies.

There are many people coming and going on the street, and there are many small shops on the side of the road. Aoki Kita also bought some gadgets that she likes. The most satisfying thing for her is the pair of shogi of unknown material. The chess pieces are It is bluish white, polished and rounded, small and compact, and it is attractive to look at. Although it is a little expensive, Aoki Kita bought it without hesitation. He plans to go back and give it to Shikamaru. He must like it very much!

After shopping all afternoon, they returned to the hotel, had dinner, and went to rest separately, but Aoki Bei shared the room with the young man.Went to the bedroom and looked at the sleeping teenager, sat back at the low table, propped his chin and thought for a long time, took out a pen and paper and wrote a few words, and in the seal, a small sparrow appeared on the table, Aoki Hokusho He rubbed his little head with his fingers, crushed a piece of snack for him to eat, and after finishing writing, tied the small note to his calf, walked to the balcony and let it fly.

Xizi was the one who caught this little sparrow. At that time, the school was teaching about psychic beasts, so Xizi caught a sparrow for an experiment. Unexpectedly, it succeeded by accident.Therefore, this sparrow named Xiaohui by Xizi became an important liaison person exclusively for Aokibei and Xizi to deliver news.

Aoki Kita leaned her arms on the balcony railing and looked up at the night sky with squinted eyes. In fact, she was just asking Xiko if that dried persimmon ghost was handsome.

Originally planned to continue their journey the next morning, but they didn't want the boy to develop a high fever in the middle of the night, so their trip had to be postponed.Aoki North was busy most of the night, until the boy settled down and fell asleep, it was already daylight.Aoki Kita straightened his waist, glanced at the comforting sleeping boy, and pulled out his hand to cover him with a quilt.

He went to the bathroom to take a shower, since he couldn't leave today anyway, he put on clean clothes, gave instructions to the boy's entourage, and went out.I have been nervous all night, and I can't sleep now, so I might as well go out and practice.

I ran around in the woods outside the town, threw thousands of copies hundreds of times, sat on the tree and sat quietly for a while, checked that it was almost time to go back, jumped off the tree, tidied up my clothes, and walked back slowly.It was still early at this time, and there were not too many pedestrians.

Dingling... A few crisp ringtones came from behind, but Aoki Bei ignored it and walked slowly on her own. She didn't take a look until the ringtone came to her side, but she didn't want this inadvertent glance to make her feel uncomfortable. Aoki Kita froze in place immediately.

Crow-feather-like black hair, with a slashed Konoha forehead guard, the symbol of... Sharingan.

…………Hello!Xizi, your man is rough!

Aoki Bei twitched the corners of her mouth, she actually still had the heart to think about this!

"Konoha's ninja?" The person next to Uchiha Itachi looked at Aoki Kita playfully with a grin, "Will this little girl be as interesting as the girl last time?"

Uchiha Itachi didn't answer, but looked at Aoki Kita, and said lightly, "Long time no see...Xiao Bei"

Aoki Bei's body froze, in other words, why did the word Xiaobei make her feel cold when he said it?He exhaled and bowed "Long time no see, Itachi-senpai"

Kisame twitched the corner of his mouth, "Itachi-san, are you really a rebellious ninja?" Or are Konoha's ninjas so polite that they would salute and say hello to the rebellious ninjas in the village?Why wasn't he treated so well!Kisame was quite strangely unbalanced psychologically. When he met Uchiha Itachi's obviously contemptuous eyes, the corners of his mouth twitched even more.

………… Wait, Aoki Kita belatedly thought of something!

The one called Kisame Kisame seems to be a partner with Itachi Uchiha, right?So... Aoki Kita stiffened his neck and turned to Kisame Kisame little by little. When he met Kisame's face that was obviously different from that of a human, there was a click. Aoki Kita even heard the sound of glass breaking, his face paralyzed Stretched, her little face twisted into the word embarrassing...Young man, you speak so harshly!

"Hey... little girl! What kind of eyes do you have!" Kisame shivered from being stared at by Aoki Kita.

Kita Aoki pulled the corner of his mouth with difficulty, twisted his neck and turned to Itachi Uchiha, "Itachi-senpai...can you tell me what his name is?" Please, don't be Kisame Uchiha!

However, Uchiha Itachi obviously didn't see the please in Aoki Kita's eyes, his thin lips moved slightly, and he said coldly, "Dried persimmon ghost shark."

………………Ci O!

She finally saw the real version of the combination of humans and animals!Xizi!Hurry up and watch! ! !