[NARUTO] Carrot and Mackerel

Sure enough, just as Aoki Kita expected, the team that Naruto was in never had a quiet day.

When Naruto came to eat, he held his job and complained. It was so unlucky why he was in the same group with the bastard Sasuke, and the teacher was a guy who likes to be late. Not only that, but the leader of their seventh class, Kamiki Hatake Kakashi Teacher... What he was holding in his hand turned out to be the bad books that Xizi started reading a few years ago!

"Really...why is there no normal person!"

"Young man~ Be careful!" Xizi patted Naruto on the shoulder with a look of contempt on her face, "You can despise their abnormal creatures."

Naruto twitched the corner of his mouth and glanced at Xizi, "The most abnormal one is actually you, Xizi." He said with a vicissitudes of emotion on his face, "I really don't know how Xiaobei and I survived those days..."

So... Naruto's face was pressed into the rice bowl by Xizi.

The task of ninja is boring for a hot-blooded boy like Naruto. He practiced catching dogs and cats every day, watching children help people buy things... To put it bluntly, he was doing odd jobs.

Naruto complained more than once, saying how he, a man who will be Hokage in the future, can do these trivial things every day!Don't you have any exciting tasks?

Aoki Kita could almost hear cocoons in these words, Xizi was holding a book with a colorful book cover and read with relish, while casually admonishing Naruto Danding~Danding!

Naruto was belatedly hearing that Xi Zidan decided the egg in those two words!Character!Accented... scratching his head in confusion, "Why do you think Xizi's words are not good?"

"When did you hear her talk about human beings?" Aoki Bei said coolly, and opened a book about the acupuncture points of the human body.

"Xiaobei~ your mouth is getting more and more poisonous." Xizi rolled her eyes, glanced at Naruto, her malicious eyes wandered around under Naruto's belly button, "it's because Naruto has eggs~ so I want Tell him to keep calm at all times~”

"How can I have eggs?!" Naruto continued to be confused.

Xizi jumped up like a carp, and there were a few extra thousand roots in the place where she was sitting just now.However, Aoki Kita, who will develop into a medical ninja in the future, still conscientiously explained to Naruto the theoretical knowledge about 'eggs', well~ just give Naruto a physiological hygiene class in advance!

So... Naruto blushed and shouted again with a thick neck, "Xizi! You are a female hooligan!" After saying that, he ran away without looking back.

"Ah, ah, a shy boy is really young..."

"Have you been poisoned by youth recently? Talk about youth and youth"

"Because of my new friendship, every time I see him burning youth, I am very excited!"

Aoki Bei propped his chin and turned his face to look carefully at Xizi's clenched fist and the veins on his forehead, "I'm so excited that I want to beat him up, your vision for making friends needs to be strengthened."

"...Actually, I think so too!"

Although the ninth class was not as noisy as Naruto and the others, there was a lot of movement every day. Aoki Kita always liked to hit Xizi, and then Xizi regained her confidence in Asakawa.

Every time seeing Asakawa being speechless by Xizi, Aoki Kita sincerely suggested, "You can treat her like a wooden stake and chop it down with a knife.

Go, and the world will be quiet." So much so that there will always be a picture of a handsome boy with short chestnut hair angrily chasing Xizi with a knife in the ninth class.

Teacher Xuanjian looked at the young girls who were jumping like dogs over there, and then at the girl pulling weeds with a blank face and leisurely here, and bit Qianben vigorously, "It's really... lively"

"Teacher Xuanjian, needless to say so euphemistically, our mental capacity is not that weak." Aoki Kita complained silently in his heart...

"You two!! Are you trying to destroy my medicine field!!!" Obasan roared, and Xizi and Asakawa were carried by Mr. Xuanjian to apologize to others.

So... the task of being a ninja is not so boring, is it?The most important thing is to look at the mentality, mentality!

Aoki Kita, who was going to hand in the task at Hokage Building after Sensei Gengen, suddenly paused, looked up at the sky, why did she feel that her tone was more and more like Shikamaru?Is it her illusion?

As soon as he walked to the door of the mission office, he heard Naruto's characteristic voice shouting loudly, "You are the shortest and dumbest, and your whole family is the shortest and dumbest!! I will kill you!"

"Look, Xiaobei, let me tell you that if you give Naruto a bucket of milk, his head may not be a few centimeters longer." Xizi spread her hands at Aokibei with a face that I was right.

Walking in with Teacher Xuanjian, the conversation inside basically understood what it meant.That old man who stinks of alcohol is the client of Naruto's first C-level task in exchange for Sapo.According to the old man himself, he is a well-known bridge expert.

Xizi glanced contemptuously at the drunken old man and pouted, "It's not embarrassing for a few children to risk their lives to protect you at such an age~"

So...protecting weaknesses is a good attribute. Naruto belongs to our family, and we can only bully him if we want to bully him.

"Xizi, pay attention to politeness, and be considerate of an old man's fear of death, he is just an ordinary person," Aoki Kita said lightly.

"Okay~ You said they are all old men, why is there such a big gap! The third-generation grandpa looks more kind and cute~ Is it? The third-generation grandpa~~~~" Xizi patted the drunk old man with a smile Three generations of flattery.

Sandai coughed under cover, and the smile in his eyes was obvious, but he still told Naruto and the others about the mission instructions in a serious manner, and asked the client to go to the hotel to wait, and set off early tomorrow morning.Xizi made a grimace at the back of the choked and speechless old man, and was hit on the head by the third generation's cigarette bag as soon as he turned around.

"Aww, grandpa of the third generation, why are you beating me!"

The third generation sat on the seat with a cigarette pipe in their mouth and looked up like an old child, "Who saw that I knocked you?"

Xizi covered her head and looked at Aoki Kita, Aoki Kita looked at the third generation who blinked at her, and said seriously, "Xizi, your eyes are blurred"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Hmm~Third Generation Master~~~" A nude beauty with golden double ponytails whose key parts were barely covered by white smoke flew a heart at Third Generation.

"Grandpa of the third generation~~~~ You are so annoying, always bullying others~~~" Another sister Yu with a big bust and thin waist in a leopard print bikini hugged the shoulder of the third generation and blown into his ear...

Puff puff... There was a crash, and the third generation broke the window and flew out with two nosebleeds... Iruka-sensei Xuanjian-sensei lost too much blood from his nosebleed and fell to the ground.Kakashi-sensei, the only one who was still standing tall, covered his eyes with a book, and quietly took a seal and fled away with a poof, but there were a few small red blood flowers on the floor under his feet...

This picture...is really spectacular, the blood-stained demeanor, I guess this is the most realistic portrayal...==~

The two sisters twisted their waists and bumped their butts against each other, high-fiving the successful prank... Aoki Kita looked at the sky speechlessly, Naruto = prank, Naruto + Xizi = a tragic scene of bloodshed!

I don’t know if the three-generation old man will be anemic after bleeding so much at such an age... How about waiting for the next time he goes to the hospital for a physical examination

Suggest to the doctor to add red dates to the diet of the three-generation old man?

"A pair of idiots!" A discordant voice came from Naruto Xizi who was laughing at each other.

"Bastard Sasuke, who are you calling an idiot!" Naruto jumped on reflex, Sasuke turned his head and contemptuously responded to him~ Aoki Kita saw that Naruto's nose was comparable to that of a cow, and puffed out one after another .

Xiko stood there with her arms folded and stared at Naruto Sasuke without saying a word, suddenly rolled her eyes, and smiled with the corner of her mouth raised... Aoki Kita rubbed her forehead, and then... with a pop, another naked beauty At the end of the line, all kinds of temptations came together with twisted waist and winking eyes... But, the corners of Aoki Kita's eyes twitched, because that face belonged to Sasuke!Utsumi Xizi, can you give me a little bit, please?

"Neihai Xizi! You are courting death!"

"Hey, Sasuke SAMA... don't be so fierce to others~" The voice is full of twists and turns, but the speed of dodging is unambiguous at all. What's amazing is that the movement is so big, and the smoke lingering in the key parts is actually a little bit Neither dissipated.

"I don't know why... I suddenly feel so... disgusting" Naruto shook his arms three times, looking at Xizi's female version of Sasuke, his face turned green instantly.Asakawa is not much better than Naruto, standing next to Naruto, a typical pair of green hearts!

Kita Aoki glanced at Sasuke's face, the female version of Sasuke in the body of Yujie, and was glad that Xiko hadn't become the female version of Itachi Uchiha... Otherwise, Kita Aoki looked at the spacious and bright mission announcement office, I don't know if it will be destroyed by Sasuke in a fit of anger. You must know that people will mutate when they are in extreme anger...

A few teachers who had their noses blocked with their own toilet paper pulled them out one by one by their ears. It was considered that today's task was over and they could go home.Xiko greeted Aoki Kita and ran away without a trace, leaving Sasuke with a dark face staring at Xiko's back and grinding his teeth fiercely.

Miss Sakura has not yet returned from the image shock of the female version of Sasuke with a naked body, she almost spits out a ghost from her mouth, and drifts away crookedly without even saying hello.Naruto and Sasuke disliked each other, they snorted together, one turned left and the other turned right.

Asakawa scratched his head and sighed, "Today is really lively..."

"Don't worry, it will always be lively in the future." Aoki Kita said lightly, with Xiko and Naruto around, Konoha will never be lonely!

Asakawa twitched the corner of his mouth, as if thinking of Yuko's behavior just now, "Aoki, I have a bad feeling." Asakawa worried that her portrait would be stolen by Xiko, just like she stole Sasuke's portrait today!

Oh... There was a big cross on Asakawa's forehead, and he clenched the handle of the knife tightly. If Xizi really dared to do that, he would definitely kill her!absolute!

Aoki Kita glanced at Asakawa who had entered the self-realm mode, and suddenly felt a little helpless. Are these children being led astray by Xizi?Forget it, she should go to practice... If you are more serious with idiots, you will also become stupid!

Shikamaru squinted her eyes, looked at Aoki Kita who was walking towards this side step by step from a distance, she was walking steadily, the sun cast a halo on her head, her face was very small, she smiled clearly She is very cute but always likes to keep a straight face, her penetrating red eyes are calm.

Aoki Kita raised his head and saw Shikamaru leaning on the railing, he was stunned for a moment, then raised the corners of his mouth gently, the plain red eyes were like the surface of a lake blown by the wind, ripples appeared layer by layer, Shikamaru's The pupils contracted suddenly, and the beating of the heart accelerated uncontrollably.

"Maruko" Aoki Bei walked over with a faint smile on his lips, "Is the mission over?"

"Uh... ah" Shikamaru's eyes wandered for a while, and he scratched his head, "It's so troublesome, they are all boring tasks"

"Isn't that what you like?" Hating trouble, only wishing to live a normal life every day, and to endure these trivial tasks, it is most suitable for Shikamaru.

Shikamaru looked at Aoki Kita's clear expression, and also laughed, the two of them sat on the big rock by the river, looking at the passers-by.

This is often the case, Aoki Kita and Shikamaru don't have much to say, just sitting quietly like this, even if there is no communication, there will be an invisible tacit understanding and a touch of warmth between them.As a smart person, Shikamaru has known Aoki Kita for several years, enough for him to know everything about Aoki Kita.Serious, seemingly indifferent but very emotional, but sometimes a little dull.

Looking down at the reflection of Aoki Kita on the water, they have already stepped into the world of ninjas. This is just the beginning, and they may encounter many things in the future, such as pain and sorrow or even death. But at this moment, Shikamaru looks at Aoki Kita on the water indifferently. With a smile, a feeling of wanting to protect rose in his heart.Shouldn't it be a guardian?Guard the girl's so relaxed and safe smile.

"Little North"

"Ok?"

"In the future...smile more"

Aoki Kita looked at Shikamaru with some surprises, different from the usual laziness, at this moment Shikamaru's face actually had indescribable seriousness.

"My mother said that girls have to smile more to be liked by more people." Actually, you are very cute and beautiful when you smile.

Aoki Kita blinked, "Like it?" He touched his face, then raised the corners of his lips to Shikamaru, bent his eyes, this is the first time Aoki Kita smiled and showed his teeth, "Is that so?"

Seeing Aoki Kita's stiff smile, Shikamaru couldn't help laughing out loud, the brown pupils in the phoenix eyes revealed a ray of helplessness, "It's so stiff"

Aoki Kita put away his smiling face, poked his own cheek, and let out a sigh of frustration, "I'm not used to this, I always feel that this kind of smile is the patent of Xiko and Naruto."

Shikamaru looked at Aoki Kita's lowered head, hesitated for a moment, stretched out his hand and slowly placed it on top of her head, the soft touch spread out in his palm, the smile on the corner of his mouth deepened, and he gently rubbed "It's just to let You just smile more, there is no need to blame yourself for copying other people’s smiles.”

Aoki Kita tilted her head, the warm touch on the top of her head made her feel warm for no reason, this small but intimate movement made her relax her facial expression involuntarily, her red eyes overflowed with soft spots, looking at Shikamaru , slightly without the stiffness just now, and naturally drew a smile.

Gentleness is like a gentle breeze, not overly stunning, but it touches the softest part of my heart.