Blame me for being too beautiful

This happened one day when I came back from the world of pirates.

In the early morning, when Dazai woke up, he habitually wanted to rub against the bed, but his hand accidentally touched a soft body.

Ahh...?

Did Chuya not get up early today?

Dazai touched the dwarf in his arms contentedly, just when he was about to cuddle like an idiot, she suddenly jumped up from the bed as if realizing something shocking.This time, even the person in her arms was thrown out by her. Fortunately, the bed at home is not small, so she hasn't thrown him directly to the ground yet.

bosom!

Why is there someone else in her arms? !

Although Chuya was a bit shorter than her in size, Dazai knew the other person's temper best, and he would never allow Dazai to hold him in his arms like holding a child.But now this person...

If you look closely, it seems that it looks quite similar to Zhong Ye.

Dazai unconsciously moved closer, um...the face, the hair, the bridge of the nose, and even the eyebrows and eyes are similar, it's the Adam's apple...

Ok? ? ?

No Adam's apple? ? ?

In Dazai's eyes that can be called enthusiastic, the person who was sleeping soundly on the bed finally opened his eyes. They were a pair of blue eyes that were exactly the same as Zhong's, like the most mysterious vast sea. Draw people in.

Zhong Yuanzhong also just squinted and opened his eyes a little, when he saw the stupid face of someone in the family clearly reflected in front of his eyes.She, who hadn't woken up yet, didn't realize that she had changed places in her sleep.She yawned and waved her hand lazily, "Don't make trouble..."

"If you want to eat, you can do it yourself."

The expression of the person in front of him became even more peculiar, and Zhong Yuanzhong still didn't notice it.She had just returned from a business trip abroad the day before, and she hadn't recovered from the jet lag. At this time, she was sleepy, so she turned over and Zhong Yuanzhong fell asleep again.

Dazai watched her fall asleep again.

It's not that she doesn't want to wake up someone to ask what's going on, it's that Dazai froze as soon as the other party spoke!

She didn't expect that this person's voice was not too different from Zhong Zhong's.

If it wasn't for the gender mismatch, I'm afraid she would really see this person as her lover at first sight.But this is only a matter of first glance, and at the second and third glance, Dazai can see that the person in front of him is very different from her Chuya.

Perhaps to outsiders, the two people who are indistinguishable no matter what, in the eyes of Dazai probably only have a slight similarity in appearance.

It's not Chuya, and it's even less likely that Chuya suddenly turned into a girl...

Dazai, who has traveled through different worlds several times, more or less understood where the world in front of him also came from.

What I didn't expect was that...in another world, Zhong was also from a girl!

Rubbing his chin, Dazai suddenly took out his cell phone.

After a comfortable sleep, Nakahara Zhongya finally didn't feel sleepy when she woke up again. She was only lifting mentally now.

She vaguely remembered that she seemed to see Dazai lying next to her in the morning, and Nakahara Nakahara not only complained a few words in his heart, it was rare for this person to wake up in the morning and the first thing he did was to be an idiot?

However, as soon as he turned his head, Zhong Yuanzhong was frightened by the people sitting on the ground.

"Yo."

Dazai greeted everyone in a very good mood.

"T-No, who are you?" Nakaya, the female, also reacted quickly, just paused, and recognized that the Dazai in front of her was not the one she was familiar with.

Nakahara Chuya, who had experienced an inexplicable trip, even his eyes changed.

Should she... again?

……

"So...how on earth did you show up at my house?"

After going through all the panic and chaos that should have happened, Dazai and Nakahara Chuya calmly sat on the sofa at home, facing each other.

"I don't know." Nakahara Chuya said with a twitching corner of his mouth.

With the appearance of the female Nakaya, Dazai found that Nakaya who was supposed to sleep next to him disappeared.

Dazai's first reaction was that the unknown black hole appeared again, but she quickly dismissed the idea.Because according to several previous experiences, the timing of the black hole's appearance should not be like this, and it doesn't fit that only Chuuya was taken away but not her.

If I have to say it, it's more like Chuya and this person in front of me... exchanged?

"Well, but what I can't think of is—" Dazai's eyes circled around Nakahara Chuya's head twice, "Is your height..."

It's not even 1.6 meters, and women's middles are actually shorter than men's.

"Huh?" Nakahara slapped the table and stood up, "What's wrong with my height?!"

"Isn't it just right???"

"I don't care for a big, stupid and tall guy like you!"

Dazai Dazai: "..."

Nakahara also snorted twice from the tip of his nose, as if he didn't care about Dazai's tall height.Looking at the familiar flat face in front of her, she pinched her fingers subconsciously, but the second she clenched her fists, Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly reacted——

The person in front of him is still a woman, and if you really want to count, she is actually not very familiar with him.

Zhong Yuan, who has always been extremely tolerant towards the same sex, also endured it and did not shake his fist.

Dazai didn't ignore Nakahara Chuya's tense muscles at that moment, and nodded clearly. It seems that no matter who Chuya is, he is very concerned about height!

She was right to think so.

Because in another world, the same two people had the same conflict.

Osamu Dazai propped his chin with his left hand, and casually glanced at the man sitting directly opposite him. Such a simple and casual movement looked very good to him.Many women beside him blushed embarrassingly when they saw him, and some of them were eager to come up and talk to him.

At this time, Osamu Dazai was in the coffee shop, and a person he was unfamiliar with was sitting in front of him.

It was not the first time he had seen the male version of Chuya, but the one he saw today was a little different from the last time he saw it.To be precise, his face became ruddy and his expression softened.

Especially like a man who is full of love.

"You mean that in your world, I—that is, the person named Dazai Osamu, was a woman?" Dazai Osamu was a little unbelievable.

Not because he is a girl in another world, but based on what he knows about the person with the name "Nakahara Chuya"...

"Can you actually accept that your girlfriend is taller than you?"

"Don't you feel that the dignity of men has been challenged?"

Snapped--!

"Ah! Guest, are you alright?!" The boss at the counter covered his mouth and asked the man who suddenly appeared on the wall of his house. Judging from his posture, the guest seemed to be slapped on the wall vigorously Up.

The male version of Dazai suffered much more than the female version.

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His eyes returned to the two women again.

Dazai's interest in women's high school is obviously very strong.It's a pity that she can't take people directly to the street for a walk. Although she is looking forward to the reaction of the port mafia when they see the girl's middle school, Nakahara Chuya does not agree with Dazai's actions.

Zhong Yuanzhong, whose conscience has not yet died out, does not want to leave trouble for himself in this world after he leaves.

It's just that what Dazai wants to accomplish has never failed.

The final result was that, under Nakahara Chuya's arguments, she got a hat and a mask to barely cover her face.

Dazai decided to take Chuya Nakahara to the detective agency.

Since she couldn't scare the gangsters in Hong Kong, she made a compromise to scare a few people in the detective agency.

Nakahara also thought about it. She originally refused to agree to appear on the streets of Yokohama in public. She just wanted to maintain her dignity as a port mafia cadre. It would be acceptable to go to a detective agency.

Zhong Yuanzhong also knew very well that even if he didn't agree, Dazai still had ways to expose her.Rather, the fact that the other party was able to choose a compromise method was beyond her expectations.

Sure enough... because she is a girl, so the behavior is not too much, right?

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought quietly.

Thinking about it this way, she can actually get along with "Dazai Osamu" calmly.