Yokohama, the intersection where the Armed Detective Agency is located.The toddler, who was less than one meter tall, stood quietly waiting in front of the red light, his fat cheeks were slightly puffed up, his expression was very serious, but there was a trace of anxiety in his iris-colored pupils.

It looked like he was obviously scared but still pretended to be calm after having a temper tantrum with an adult, causing passers-by to look sideways frequently.

Finally, the green light came on.The toddler glanced left and right, and was about to cross the road after making sure it was safe. The passers-by were all sweating, and when they were about to go up to help, a teenager in overalls took his hand, "Children can't be alone." People crossing the road, where did your parents go?"

"..." Linglu looked at the handsome young man with strange bangs in front of him, and couldn't help sighing in his heart—why did he always hit the big prize recently?

Just when he was about to open his mouth to speak, Atsushi Nakajima, who noticed his face, suddenly opened his eyes wide, "Mr. Dazai? How did you become like this?"

"I do not…"

"Did you get attacked by a supernatural ability? [Disqualification in the World] can't defend?" Atsushi Nakajima burst into tears with excitement, "Is there any discomfort in your body? Hurry up and discuss with Mr. Kunikida what to do! "

Before Ayaka could explain, Atsushi Nakajima had already stretched out his arms to hug him, turned around and ran into the building of the Armed Detective Agency, "Don't worry, Mr. Ranpo and the others will definitely have a solution."

You should listen to my explanation!Ayaka struggled to leave Atsushi Nakajima's arms, but was hugged even tighter.

Just like that, Ayaka watched helplessly as he led herself to the door of Butei.

"Mr. Kunikida, hurry up and save Mr. Dazai!" Nakajima Atsushi shouted to the inside panting.

Kunikida, who was typing on the keyboard in front of the computer, didn't change his expression when he heard Atsushi Nakajima's call for help. He pushed his glasses, took a sip of tea, and then asked slowly, "What's the matter? That guy went into the river again and was picked up ?”

"It's a hundred times scarier than this!" Atsushi Nakajima ran to Kunikida in two steps, put his hand under Ayaka's armpit and lifted him up, "Mr. Dazai has become a child!"

"..." There was a strange silence in the detective agency.

Afterwards, a whole room of people gathered around and stared at Linglu, chattering:

"Did Mr. Dazai eat any poisonous mushrooms again?"

"A new method of suicide?"

"It's a prank, it must be a prank."

Being watched curiously by so many people, Ayaka thought for a moment that she was a gorilla in a zoo.

"Everyone, don't come around." Atsushi Nakajima noticed Ayaka's mood, and hugged Ayaka again helplessly, "I'm going to scare Mr. Dazai."

"Okay, let's disperse." Kunikida recovered from his stupefaction and dispersed the crowd.

"So what's going on here?" Kunikida frowned and asked after everyone returned to their posts, "The reason why this guy skipped work today is actually true?"

This morning, when the members of the detective agency were already working hard, a message was sent from a bandage wasting device, to the effect that he was temporarily unable to go to work after being attacked by a supernatural power.

Naturally, Kunikida didn't take it seriously, and started working after warning him not to discredit the detective agency.Unexpectedly, after a period of time passed, Dazai would appear in front of him in such an appearance.

"Hey, is it an ability that even [Disqualification in the World] can't be dispelled?" Kunikida looked serious, and panickedly took out his mobile phone to call the president, "In any case, we should report it first."

You give me a chance to explain!Ayaka frowned, tugging on Atsushi Nakajima's clothes in an attempt to increase her sense of presence.

"Don't worry." Atsushi Nakajima patted Ayaka's head lightly, "We will definitely find a way to make Mr. Dazai recover."

"But this guy looks much cuter than before." Yosano appeared here at some point, and gently pulled the gauze covering Ayaka's eyes, "I originally wanted to ask Dun Jun to accompany me shopping, Now it seems that this is much more important than shopping."

"..." You obviously want to say that it's more interesting!

"Use my ability after tearing him apart, maybe he will recover."

Ayaka's complexion changed, he quietly hid behind Atsushi Nakajima, and then scolded Dazai for his terrible popularity in his heart.

"Hey, what happened?" Suddenly, a discordant voice broke in.The man in the camel trench coat smiled and stepped into the door of the detective agency, "Even Kunikida doesn't work anymore."

???

The members looked at Dazai with wide-eyed surprise, with horror and weirdness in their eyes.

"What's the matter?" Dazai stopped in his tracks strangely, and then looked himself up and down, "You should be very handsome today."

"Osamu Dazai!" Kunikida had already made up a big scene in his head, he stepped forward and grabbed Dazai's collar, and pulled him towards Ayaka with Dazai's "innocent" expression on his face Walking, shouting while walking, "Although I know you are a scumbag who finds girls everywhere to commit suicide, but I never thought you would be such a scumbag!"

"What...?" Before Osamu Dazai could react, he was pressed in front of Ayaka.

"How is this going?!"

"Huh?" Dazai shook off Kunikida's hand aggrievedly, and straightened his hair, "Is this what I want to ask? Why is the little devil here?"

Looking at the gossiping eyes of the members of the Armed Detective Agency, Ayaka's wickedness suddenly erupted. He broke free from Atsushi Nakajima's arms, and ran over pitifully with open arms to Osamu Dazai, "Father!"

Ayaka barely reached Dazai's waist, and he raised his head with tears in the corners of his eyes under the eyes of everyone, "Wuuuu, didn't daddy say he'll be back soon? I've been waiting for many days and you still haven't come back."

"Hey...!" Dazai pushed Ayaka away in disgust. The first society would not tolerate the second, and the two of them hated each other the last time they met. Naturally, he didn't show mercy. This action made Ayaka jolt backwards. took two steps.

Following the strength, Ayaka sat down on the ground.In the next second, big drops of tears flowed from his iris-colored eyes, looking very pitiful.

This made the hearts of the members lean towards Ayaka even more.Atsushi Nakajima stepped forward to hug him and patted his back to coax him, "Don't cry, don't cry."

Kunikida even punched Dazai's head hard, then shook his shoulder and shouted, "How could you treat your child like this!!"

Dazai was almost shaken out of the mosquito-repellent eye, he explained in a broken voice, "But, this brat, he... is not my child at all."

"I really misjudged you." Yosano Akiko's eyes became serious, she walked up to Atsushi Nakajima and took Ayaka, took out a silk handkerchief and wiped his tears, and then said to Dazai, " I thought that even you would not be able to do such a thing, but now it seems... huh."

A sneer floated in the detective agency, as if directly nailing Dazai on the nail of shame.

"Don't just convict others..." Dazai had a black line on his forehead, he tried to explain to himself but was interrupted by Kunikida, "Go and explain to the president!"

As he spoke, he turned on his cell phone and planned to make a call.

"So how does this guy look like me!" Dazai stepped back exaggeratedly, "I want to find a beautiful woman to die in love, but I have no interest in children at all!"

Everyone in the detective agency naturally knows that Dazai is not interested in children, and he will not be irresponsible after having sex with women outside.But this does not prevent them from persecuting him in their hearts.

"Who would believe you?" He spread his hands with Dr. Xie Ye, his expression was full of disgust, "You are so frivolous, and you often miss work."

"You said you were looking for a suitable place to commit suicide, but you actually did a lot of bad things behind your back?!" Kunikida added.

Atsushi Nakajima on the side was already profusely sweating. He looked nervously at the seniors——I don't know what punishment Mr. Dazai will face.

"Hey brat." Dazai hugged Ayaka and took him to the corner, "You better explain what's going on!"

"I don't want to~" Ayaka stuck out her tongue at him.It is rare to see Dazai being persecuted, how could he let it go.

"If you want to see Tsuyuya, be good." Dazai twirled his two fists and pressed Ayaka's head, "I am the only one who can contact the little slug in the detective agency~"

"I didn't want to see Brother Chiuya!" Ayaka puffed up his face, his milky white skin was full of collagen, this expression made his face look more like a steamed stuffed bun.

Dazai couldn't help but poked his cheek, and then blocked Ayaka's waving fist in time, "If this is the case, then you should never want to see Jiuya, after all, my character has been ruined, and I'm not sure if I can get out alive Assemble a detective agency."

"Then someone may never see Jiuya in their lifetime~"

"..." Hearing Dazai's coaxing tone to the child, Ayaka was speechless for a while.How is this guy's IQ so high?

Dazai was right, the reason Ayaka came here was indeed to find Chuya.After all, he is in the form of a child, and he still has the face of a mafia traitor, so if he went directly to find Zhong, he might be shot through before he got close.

...Even if you are lucky enough to have Dazai's "Body Stroke Master" skill, you will still be noticed by Chief Mori in full view.

It's scary just thinking about it!Linglu choked with sobs, and finally compromised under his "desire".

"Okay, I reluctantly agree to you. But you have to take me to Brother Chuya~" Ayaka pursed her lips and agreed.

In the next second, Dazai opened the distance between the two with an excited expression on his face. He took out the recording pen from his coat pocket and held it up, "Jiangchao——I have recorded all the conversations just now."

"...You're cheating!" Ayaka opened her eyes angrily and rushed forward to snatch the recording pen.

"I won't give it to you." Dazai raised the corner of his mouth, "No one wants to slander me~"

Ayaka stared at him for a while, and after a few seconds, tears welled up.

The author has something to say: Dazai: I won, but not all

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"Daily Life of a Vest Tossing a Big Brother" by Fox

Copywriter:

Party A's father, the will of the universe, said: A script module that is super invincible and real, so that the "protagonists" feel that they are on the scene, and feel fear, fear, and even grief.

Veteran secret keeper Xing Shou (nodding while taking a notebook): Hmm.

The will of the universe continued: These NPC templates are for you (stuffed with a bunch of original character templates), you can make slight modifications according to the world background.

Star Guard: OK.

Will of the Universe: Oh, by the way, you are required to play these NPCs, no ooc is allowed.

Xingshou: Uh... ok, isn't it just fine points, the old kp (game host) is fearless!

Will of the universe: Take these newcomers who don’t understand anything (plug in the list of “protagonists”).

Xingshou: Wait, wait a minute, so many newcomers can't be brought in...

Will of the universe: And let them feel that this "game" is not just a game, and "NPC" is not just an NPC.I believe you can do it, come on, daddy, let me flash--

Xingshou: Party A's father, wait a minute——

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This article will appear soon: the cyber psychic Gojo Satoru, the electronic ghost Xia Youjie, the troubled beauty Dazai Osamu, the true and false "Prince" Nakahara Chuya...

And the role played by the Keeper: Mori Ogai with a heart for the world, the hounds who care about the people, the red spirit Mr. Tosi, the small and pitiful real person with the experimental body...

and also:

#A certain strongest used his best friend to blind his companion all the year round, and was finally blinded by others today.Wu, the person involved, said: They have to get the certificate today, and I will send them there with no lower limit#

#The leader of the revolution, the great Venus Xingzhi, was proposed in public by the son of a well-known group CEO today. Is it true love or a political marriage? Let us get into the heart of the person involved. #

#治某: I just voted for a charm... I regret it when I ask, I regret it very much, I don't want to be with that slug shsjdkdkkdks#

#The cyberpunk world can’t save the height problem, let’s approach science together#

(kp protagonist: Sorry, Mr. Nakaya, we will not use the purchase point method this time.)

This article includes but is not limited to

"The bosses have their ID cards on the scene" (then the card was torn off by the protagonist of kp)

"Glamour Big Success" (I charm myself)

"Convince God" (I convince myself)

"The will of the world wants me to die, I have to die" (I kill myself) (Relentless tear card.jpg)

"Both survived" (just kidding, they both went crazy or died)

……

(mainly go vest style, play is heartbeat and acting)

It’s a group article, and it can be understood as pulling all kinds of people together to kill the script. There are various magical settings in it, and it can be understood as paro literature.

It's the story of a game host who has the ability to force people to play games, and then starts to do whatever he wants to the players

—————————————————感谢在2021-07-1419:11:17~2021-07-1521:11:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: not in 10 bottles; the little fans of Li Youyou and Levi | 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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