don't touch my pussy

The author has something to say: Hey, I also want to eat stewed trotters... Happy May Day everyone!

Seeing Duan Siyao looking down at his feet, Ji Jingnian didn't speak for a long time, thinking that he was shocked by his clever technique, and he might be so moved that he burst into tears later, holding his arm and shouting stickily "Thanks".

He got goosebumps from the scene he imagined, but thinking about Duan Siyao crying at him with a face that was exactly the same as that rookie guide...

Hey, it seems really cool.

"How is it? Is it alright? See if I can rejuvenate?" Ji Jingnian grinned nervously and was about to laugh wildly, but he pulled the wound on his face from being scratched by his butt. His smile froze in half, and the corners of his mouth twitched After a few moments and pretending nothing happened, he calmly raised his face, "Although I caused you to fall, but I've cured you now, we're even, you know?"

After Ji Jingnian finished speaking, he glanced at Butt who was obediently lying in Duan Siyao's arms. He seemed to notice his gaze, raised his eyelids, narrowed his big round eyes, and moved his beard accordingly. I felt the wound on my face start to hurt again.

It doesn't matter if you get a little injury, but you don't look handsome with bloodstains all over your face!What a shame!

He cleared his throat unnaturally, and emphasized: "We don't pay attention to revenge afterwards, hold yours well... no, hold my cat well!"

After Ji Jingnian finished speaking, he waited for a while, and found that Duan Siyao was still leaning against him and did not speak, so he asked, "Why didn't you talk? Don't be shy, it's just a trivial matter for me to fix my leg—"

Before he finished speaking, he heard Duan Siyao raised his face to look at him with a smile, his mouth moved, and he didn't say anything, only a light sneer floated into his ears.

Ji Jingnian subconsciously shut up and pretended to be dumb, his back felt cold, and his calf muscles trembled twice uncontrollably. The unprovoked sense of crisis made him want to turn around and run away. Anyway, he should leave Duan Siyao 100 meters away first. .

But he didn't move, he still stood very strong in the same place, the villain in his heart was fighting wildly, and finally the victorious villain held up a small flag with two big characters "face" on it, shaking his legs and shouting: He is just an ordinary earth people!What are you afraid of!Lao Tzu is the number one sentinel!One finger can crush him to death!I'm not afraid!I am not afraid at all!

Duan Siyao smiled, and asked softly, "Rejuvenation?"

Ji Jingnian had a voice in his heart telling him that he must not go along with it at this time, but Ji Jingnian didn't listen. As soon as he heard the words "Miaoshouhuichun", he floated away, raised the hand that had just broken Duan Siyao's ankle, and shook it, "Yeah, Miaoshouhuichun" !"

Duan Siyao was even more gentle: "I'll be cured all at once?"

Ji Jingnian felt that something was wrong, so he nodded more firmly: "Yes! It's cured! How about I hurry up!"

"Quick, you're really fast, the fastest in the world." After Duan Siyao finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and pressed the back of Ji Jingnian's head, and while pressing Ji Jingnian lowered his head, he gritted his teeth and said, "Look for yourself, what did you answer?" spring?"

"Of course it's back—" Ji Jingnian turned off his microphone immediately after seeing Duan Siyao's red and swollen ankle clearly, and said after a few seconds of silence: "The weather in spring is very good, the season when everything grows... this is the time for everything to grow." Unexpectedly, swelling may be a necessary process..."

As he was talking, his eyes suddenly lit up, "I remember that there is a saying in the earth called 'What you eat makes you what you eat'. I have seen a kind of food called stewed pig's trotters. If you give me money, I will buy you some. Where is the cauldron back?"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao said indifferently: "I think you should eat more pig brains."

In the end, it was Ji Jingnian who helped Duan Siyao take a taxi to the hospital. Of course, Duan Siyao paid for the taxi fare and registration fee himself, because the person next to him who kept asking "Is the pig's brain delicious" is a penny. There are no black households on earth.

"You young people are really..." The doctor who bandaged Duan Siyao was an old Chinese doctor who was over half a century old. I can handle it myself, what else do we doctors need to do!"

"Hey, that's right, we are ignorant..." Duan Siyao's feet had just been soaked in hot potion and straightened their bones. Now the whole foot is red and hot, painful and numb, and his butt is anxious He circled around Duan Siyao's feet, shook his head irritably after smelling the pungent smell of traditional Chinese medicine, and continued to move closer with concern.

Duan Siyao bent down to hug Butt, nodded his wet nose, and immediately licked his fingers tenderly.

After the doctor bandaged Duan Siyao's foot, he put Duan Siyao's foot on the ground, turned around and went to the desk to write a bill, "The injury has been hurt for a hundred days, please take good care of it! I think the twist is not serious, just apply some medicine and it will be fine." Now, if you do it yourself, you can last at least half a month on crutches!"

Duan Siyao: "..."

After Duan Siyao heard the doctor's words, he silently glanced at Ji Jingnian.

As a result, Ji Jingnian was completely out of the way, as if he hadn't heard his "rejuvenation of the hand" returned, so Duan Siyao had to stay on crutches for half a month, he was looking down at the broken tile floor under his feet.

He remembered that when Duan Siyao was forcibly grabbed his feet and rubbed them in the hot potion just now, he probably couldn't bear the pain, and he was too embarrassed to cry out, gritted his teeth so hard that his face turned red, and One foot stomped the floor frantically, and suddenly realized: "This tile must have been cracked by someone stomping on it!"

doctor:"?"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Ji Jingnian squatted down to touch the cracks in the tiles, and found that the cracks were very smooth, and it was a one-off crack.

He clapped his hands and said in amazement: "It turns out that power-evolving human beings appeared as early as the ancient earth period! You didn't leave any detailed data. We thought it appeared after the disappearance of the earth!"

doctor:"??"

Duan Siyao: "..."

The doctor subconsciously looked at Duan Siyao with a calm face. Duan Siyao and the doctor looked at each other for two seconds, raised his hand silently, and pointed to his head, "He thinks he is a miracle doctor and broke my leg. Now And I feel like I’m here to save the planet.”

The doctor understood, looked at Ji Jingnian's face and figure, and immediately expressed regret: "It's a pity... such a handsome young man..."

Duan Siyao laughed twice, "Maybe this face is the price of sacrificing the brain."

"Meow~" Pipi didn't know if he understood Duan Siyao's words, so he yelled twice and then nodded decently, "Meow!"

At this time, Ji Jingnian finally came to his senses, walked to Duan Siyao's side in three steps at a time, looked at his wrapped feet, and asked the doctor a little bit attentively: "In this case, do you need to eat more stewed trotters?" ?”

The doctor was still holding the prescription prescription in his hand, and originally wanted to say no, but he glanced at Ji Jingnian with pity in his eyes, and agreed in a gentle tone: "Hey, yes, eat more pig's trotters."

Duan Siyao: "..."