don't touch my pussy

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Ji Jingnian saw Duan Siyao looking at him suspiciously. For a while, he didn't know whether it was more important to find out who was the person in front of him who looked exactly the same as his deadly enemy, the first guide of the alliance, and even had the same name. It is more important to prove that one's spiritual body is one's own cat.

In Duan Siyao's eyes, Ji Jingnian's silence was an expression of guilt.

He reached out and rubbed the head of the kitten that the hen was squatting on the table, and said coldly: "If it is really your cat, then if you shout to it, it should answer you, right?"

Fuck me!Ji Jingnian thought, it was giving me face by leaving without turning around!

But things have come to this, he really doesn't want to be imprisoned in the police station on the first day he came to this strange place, although this place looks very unstable, he can easily escape...

Ji Jingnian had to rush the duck to the shelves, recalling the scene where Duan Siyao lured the cat to come out to play, pinched his throat and imitated Duan Siyao's tone, and said in a pretentious and majestic way: "Good boy! Let me hug you! "

The kitten squatting on the table and squinting: "..."

The little cat was shocked by Ji Jingnian's tone, its small body trembled, its tail immediately stood up high, its back was slightly arched, and its fur was visibly frizzed to the naked eye. It grinned at Ji Jingnian, scratching like cat litter He scratched his paws twice, looking like he wanted to rush up and give Ji Jingnian two paws in the face.

Duan Siyao was also shocked by Ji Jingnian's weird tone just now, he couldn't control his expression for a while, he frowned and curled his chin, curled his lips, and then saw the always well-behaved cat was blown away by this shout, Immediately, he stretched out his hand to circle the kitten, his suspicious eyes scratched Ji Jingnian like a knife.

Ji Jingnian: "..."

Heaven and earth, only July Feixue can prove my innocence.

He felt that the first thing he wanted to do after returning to the main star was to buy an artificial snow-making machine, so that the sky and the ground of the main star would be covered with snow, so that the people of the entire empire could see his injustice.

Ji Jingnian was speechless, feeling that he had fallen into the century-old problem of "how to prove that my cat is my cat", so he had to use the spiritual connection to shout his own mental body frantically, trying to get the other party to cooperate, but just as the mental power stretched out, The cat whose hair was blown up was bitten and kicked and thrown back.

Ji Jingnian was numb, but thinking that now only this cat could prove that he had no intention of trespassing, he had no choice but to lower his face and continue working hard.

At this time, Duan Siyao suddenly said: "You said this is your cat, but you didn't even call him by name?"

One word awakened the dreamer, and Ji Jingnian suddenly realized.

Although he still doesn't agree with the silly name that Duan Siyao gave the spirit body, it seems that this is the only way to restore the precarious relationship between him and the spirit body.

After all, his spiritual body seems to really... like the name Pipi very much.

Although I don't know if it simply likes this name, or because this name was given to it by Duan Siyao.

Butt, a cat with an elbow turned out.

"Fuck!" Ji Jingnian thought about it angrily, decided to use Duan Siyao first, and said, "Stop losing your temper, come here quickly, do you know where he is?"

The cat's tail moved, looked at Duan Siyao, then at Ji Jingnian, gave a small "meow" and walked to the table in front of Ji Jingnian with small steps, then jumped vigorously, the whole cat Jumped into Ji Jingnian's arms.

Seeing the movement of his mental body, Ji Jingnian also settled down, and glanced at Duan Siyao who was sitting in front of him from the corner of his eye.

It seems that this Duan Siyao is not that Duan Siyao, otherwise the mental body will definitely stay by the other party's side, let alone jump into his arms obediently.

"Look, I just said it's my cat." Ji Jingnian imitated the cat's small head and squeezed it, but the result was too much force, and the kitten turned his head hard took a bite.

Ji Jingnian: "..."

Ji Jingnian shook his hands nonchalantly, and lied without changing his face and heartbeat: "I was in a hurry to find it, and my pants were torn apart, understand? I'm really not a pervert, I just want to find me s cat!"

"Oh..." Duan Siyao was surprisingly eloquent, a bit of reluctance flashed in his eyes when he saw the cat nestling in Ji Jingnian's arms and licking it, but he still nodded, opened the door and went out to tell the police everything.

Ji Jingnian's behavior did not cause criminal responsibility, so it can be resolved through private mediation. Now Duan Siyao has made it clear that he will not be held accountable, and the broken door at home is too lazy to ask Ji Jingnian to pay for it. Anyway, the door is under the care of a neighbor and someone is repairing it. It'll be fine when he gets back.

So Ji Jingnian was released just as he got in.

Duan Siyao and Ji Jingnian walked out of the police station together, Duan Siyao reluctantly glanced at the chubby kitten in the other's arms called "Pipit", nodded at Ji Jingnian expressionlessly, turned around and left .

Duan Siyao just walked out a few steps when the butt that was licking his paws in Ji Jingnian's arms suddenly raised his head, and immediately struggled to jump to the ground, "Meow! Meow——"

Pipi quickly ran to Duan Siyao's side, grabbed the other's trouser legs and began to climb up, making a pitiful "me woo me woo" sound as he climbed, as if asking why Duan Siyao was leaving.

"Good boy, I'm going home." Duan Siyao took the butt into his arms and touched it twice, then turned around and wanted to hand it back to Ji Jingnian, but when Ji Jingnian stretched out his hand, the butt was stretched fiercely When he scratched his paw, three bloodstains appeared on his hand.

Ji Jingnian: "..."

Ji Jingnian felt the ups and downs coming from the spiritual body, and thought that the terminal here is completely useless, which means that he is penniless and has no place to stay, so he just smiled and discussed with Duan Siyao: " You see, my cat can't live without you, and I can't live without your cat, why don't I live in your house!"

Duan Siyao looked at Ji Jingnian silently.

So Ji Jingnian was almost arrested by Duan Siyao for the second time because of sexual harassment.

But in the end Ji Jingnian followed Duan Siyao back home, because as soon as Duan Siyao left, the ass being held by Ji Jingnian would scream so miserable that even his voice became hoarse. Those who knew heard it and thought someone was abusing cats.

Of course, it was actually Ji Jingnian who was abused.

Because Ji Jingnian kept holding his butt, his arm was used as a punching bag by the butt, kicking, biting and scratching, so pitiful.

Duan Siyao felt sorry for his ass, and he couldn't snatch his cat from him in front of the owner, so he had to take the cat home with him in the end.