don't touch my pussy

Half an hour later, Duan Siyao completely stopped.

He leaned on the sofa and touched his stomach, and shook his head at Ji Jingnian who wanted to pinch the meat for him, "Don't pinch it, eat it yourself, I can't eat anymore..."

My stomach swelled after I ate it, and I felt that the meat reached my throat, and I really wanted to vomit if I ate it again.

It was the first time Duan Siyao ate to this extent at a buffet. He used to be very good at accepting it as soon as he saw it. He would never eat himself so full just because it was a buffet.

He looked at Ji Jingnian, Ji Jingnian was still eating, his ass was already on the table, he ate the barbecue on the plate while making a sound like a pig eating, one person and one cat were eating vigorously, there was no sign of stopping look.

He secretly sighed, thinking that human beings are too easy to be influenced, and I will not be caught by Ji Jingnian in the future...

Thinking of this, he took another look at the buttocks that raised their buttocks to eat meat.

I shouldn't be brought into a big meal by Ji Jingnian and Pipi in the future, right?

They—no, it should be said that Ji Jingnian and Pipi ate until the last minute, and the waiter came to tell them that it was time and took away the empty plates with a shocked expression on his face, his eyes flicked back and forth on the bodies of Ji Jingnian and Duan Siyao , probably thinking that they don't look fat at all, how could they have such a big stomach.

Duan Siyao scratched his face, a little embarrassed, Ji Jingnian hadn't finished his coke yet, so he simply let Ji Jingnian sit down and drink slowly, and went to pay the bill first with his ass in his arms.

Although he initially told the waiter that there were two people, but the butt was added later and he ate a lot...

A kitten that looks so small that it can be picked up with one hand probably eats as much as an adult like him. It really looks like a pig cat.

Duan Siyao took out his wallet from his pocket, thinking that it was a buffet after all, so let the waiter collect the money for three people at the checkout, and count the farts together.

Duan Siyao went to the cashier with the slip in his arms, handed over the bill, picked up his butt and lifted it up. Before he could speak, the waiter looked up at him and picked up the slip, completely ignoring him. After scanning the QR code on the list, I quoted a price for two people.

Duan Siyao: "?"

"Well, I'm sorry..." Duan Siyao raised his butt up again, almost blocking his face after get off work, "I'm sorry I didn't tell you in advance, this cat also ate a lot, we pay three Personal price."

"Cat?" The waiter raised his head from the computer and looked behind Duan Siyao again, "Did you bring the cat in to eat? Didn't we see it?"

Pipi turned his head to look at the waiter, and stretched out his fleshy little paws, as if he was greeting the waiter, and called out childishly: "Meow! Meow! Woooo~"

Under such a cute and charming cry, the waiter was still unmoved, without turning his ass, treating his ass as air, and only said to Duan Siyao: "What we see here are two Personally, it is indeed the money shared by two people."

Duan Siyao: "?"

"This..." He hugged his butt and lightly poked his dangling little head, "this cat..."

The waiter said helplessly: "Sir, although I don't know why you want to pay an extra fee, we really didn't see any cats."

No cats.

Duan Siyao lowered his head in a trance, and met the eyes of the butt in his arms. After the butt made two "woo woo" sounds, he gently hooked Duan Siyao's clothes with his paws and stood up, leaning over to hug Duan Siyao. Si Yao licked his chin.

Itchy, this is a kitten!

But the waiter still looked at Duan Siyao with the expression of "it's just the two of you". Duan Siyao couldn't say anything more, settled the bill according to the price given by the waiter, and went back the same way with his ass in his arms in a very confused way.

However, it was also at this time that he realized that he walked from the front desk all the way to his seat, passed by so many tables, and so many people passed by him, but no one turned his eyes to the ass in his arms.

It shouldn't be!He scratched Butt's chin, and once again his feet were soft from the big round and wet eyes, and his mentality suddenly became the same as that of a novice mother who saw her cute child not being praised: Such a cute kitten shouldn't Not getting attention!Such a cute little cat, don't you all look at it!

Duan Siyao was a little confused, and his mentality became very strange. He even put his ass on his shoulders, raised his head and chest, and swaggered through the market, but it was still useless.

Duan Siyao: "..."

He swayed slowly for a while, and then hugged his butt again in his arms, and then he had to accept the fact: it seems that no one is watching the butt, it is that no one can see the butt.

Schrödinger's cat, that cat may be called Butt.

Duan Siyao only went out with Butt on the day when Ji Jingnian broke into the house for no reason and took Ji Jingnian home from the police station, but that day was so chaotic, Ji Jingnian was always startled and tossing He tossed his butt again, and the others were a little numb at the back, so he didn't notice anything wrong at all.

But now that everyone can't see the butt, and then think about it carefully, it seems that no one really wanted to tease the butt that day. Even after returning home, they hugged the butt and greeted the old couple next door. Didn't ask about ass at all.

If according to Ji Jingnian, Pipi is not an ordinary cat, but a spirit body, does it mean that ordinary people cannot see this so-called spirit body, only "sentinels" and "guides" can see it?

Duan Siyao was stunned for a moment, walked to his seat and sat down, touched the base of Butt's ear, and Butt immediately shook his head and rubbed against his fingers.

Fluffy and warm, it is a real touch.

Duan Siyao scratched his butt with his fingers again and again, thinking in his heart: If only the "sentinel" and "guide" can see the butt as a spiritual body, then why can't people on other earth see the butt? Under the circumstances, I can see?

Pipi noticed Duan Siyao's absent-mindedness, and shrank his head back to pat Duan Siyao's finger with his paws, then held it and bit it lightly with his own teeth.

Duan Siyao's fingertips felt very light and itchy, and he subconsciously touched Pipi's teeth with his fingers, "Pipit——"

"Bitch, did your teeth grow out?"

Just as Duan Siyao said the word "Pipit", a sentence suddenly sounded in Duan Siyao's ear. The small habit of taking it easy is the same.

Duan Siyao only felt that the screen in front of him changed, and he didn't know what mechanism he had touched. He seemed to have entered a strange time, and his soul lived in an unknown person.

His eyes moved down with the movement of his body lowering his head, and what he saw was a kitten that looked very similar to Pipi, but it was a little smaller than the current Pipi, lying on his back obediently , with his mouth open for him to look at his teeth.

what time is thisWhose perspective is this?

Before Duan Siyao could react, he realized that the body he was living in moved again.

He couldn't control this body, he could only watch passively as he stroked Butt's teeth with his fingertips, and then was lightly licked by Butt's tongue.

Then there was a very familiar chuckle, which should have come from the body he was in, because in the next second, the hand that was touching Butt's teeth stretched out and scratched Butt's chin.

The neat white cuff on the wrist was pulled up a little because of the movement of touching the butt, revealing the raised wrist bone, and there was a small black mole beside the wrist bone.

This little mole... Duan Siyao, who was still ignorant, looked like he was watching a movie, and suddenly his eyes froze: This mole is exactly the same as the mole on my hand!

who is thisDuan Siyao looked at Pipi skillfully holding his wrist and began to act coquettishly, thinking in disbelief: Could this person be... me?

"Don't...don't scratch it!" Ji Jingnian's trembling voice fell on Duan Siyao's ear like thunder, and Duan Siyao suddenly pulled away from the scene just now, and found his ass lying on his lap .

He didn't know how long he had been absent-minded for a while, and now he was playing with Butt's teeth with one hand and touching Butt's ear with the other.

"Yes...I'm sorry!" Duan Siyao saw that the blush from Ji Jingnian's ears was about to spread to his face, and hurriedly withdrew his hands.

"I'm done eating, let's go." Ji Jingnian probably felt that he was a bit ashamed of being touched, so he rubbed his earlobe and quickly stood up, holding his butt on his belly, and lifted his butt from Duan Siyao's lap Picking it up, he asked casually, "Why are you always distracted today?"

"I..." Duan Siyao opened his mouth, then closed it again.

Duan Siyao is a very smart person. Even though he is still a little confused now, after experiencing these two scenes that do not exist in his memory but are extremely familiar, he has come up with the most possible and least possible answer in his heart. .

He glanced at Ji Jingnian and thought: I seem to be that narrow-minded guide in your mouth, I'm afraid I will scare you to death if I say it.