don't touch my pussy

The author has something to say: Ji Jingnian: I don't want to fall in love with that petty guide!Really fragrant.

Duan Siyao regretted it. He shouldn't have indulged his curiosity for a while and asked that sentence.

He was so sleepy that he sat on the edge of the bed in a daze, thinking that as long as he lay down and his head touched the pillow, he would fall asleep immediately, but someone grabbed him and refused to let him fall asleep.

"Yeah... that's it... oh..." Duan Siyao was no longer in the mood to appreciate Ji Jingnian's beauty, and his ears were buzzing from Ji Jingnian's recitation, as if there were a hundred birds that couldn't be photographed dead. Flies swirled around his ears.

Ji Jingnian was sobbing, and with tears in his eyes, he was talking about the past when he was tripped by that guide, Duan Siyao couldn't understand what he was talking about, anyway, it was the same bad words as those elementary school students complained over and over again. , he simply let himself go, and answered Ji Jingnian without emotion.

"Every time he sees me, he always calls me a big unicorn, but in the end it's not up to me to protect him!" Shancell Ji Jingnian didn't see Duan Siyao's perfunctory behavior before he fell into a coma, thinking that the other party was empathizing with him , I responded to him with empathy and earnestness in every sentence, so the more I spoke, the more excited I was, and I started to tell the story of his feud with the guide from the beginning, "I knew he was a pervert the first time we met, you know, he actually Sexually harassed me! I got angry and he turned around and said I sexually harassed him!"

"Oh..." Duan Siyao nodded indiscriminately, wondering if Ji Jingnian had said this before, maybe he had said it several times... I don't remember, I'm so sleepy...

Ji Jingnian did not know how many times he filed the complaint, he suddenly paused while talking, and remembered the things he hadn't said, and became even more furious, even the volume was much louder, and he roared in embarrassment and anger: "I am the first time He tore open the crotch pants you were wearing when I saw you!!"

"!!!"

Duan Siyao was frightened by Ji Jingnian's suddenly raised volume, his whole body trembled, and all the sleepy bugs flew away. Ji Jingnian's words swirled around Duan Siyao's ears and mind like a curse for three days. .

Duan Siyao was stunned for a while, but when he recalled Ji Jingnian's pants that couldn't be opened any more, he was shocked.

It turns out that aliens play so wildly?

He seemed a little sour, but not too sour. He listened to Ji Jingnian kept talking about how much the guide hated him, and a small voice told him that the matter was not like this, and it had nothing to do with him. But after listening to Ji Jingnian's description, he felt a sense of disobedience.

Always feel like something is wrong.

"That..." He asked slowly, "So you two are in that kind of relationship...?"

Ji Jingnian asked, "Huh? What's the matter?"

Duan Siyao stretched out his hand and gestured, and said in a low voice, "Is that... the relationship of tearing each other's pants?"

Tearing each other's pants... Ji Jingnian thought for a while, he understands this word!

He asked diligently when he was watching the Goofy TV series, and the people on earth said that this is called tearing up the head, and a good and smart student will draw inferences from one example, tearing pants is also tearing, so it is equivalent to arguing between rivals!

Ji Jingnian was very confident in his ability to understand, and nodded decisively, "Yes! We are that kind of relationship!"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Hiss, it's strange, it's really a little sour, but not completely sour.

After a long time, it turned out that it was your mother's young couple who were having trouble, it was really disturbing.

Duan Siyao was very self-aware, immediately lifted the quilt, got out of bed and put on slippers, picked up his pillow and prepared to run.

Ji Jingnian: "?"

Ji Jingnian looked at Duan Siyao's silky movements, and asked blankly, "What are you going to do?"

"Go back to the room and sleep." Duan Siyao said as a matter of course: "You and that guide are boyfriends now, so it's not good for me to sleep here! If the other party finds out, he will be angry."

Ji Jingnian: "???"

When Ji Jingnian heard the word "boyfriend", the pupils of Ji Jingnian really shook. The sweet scene of him and the guide Duan Siyao holding hands automatically played in his mind, which immediately aroused goosebumps all over his body and his heart beat wildly. The picture was so frightened that it almost jumped out of his chest.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Ji Jingnian covered his chest, staring at Duan Siyao with a defiled look, "Why do you spread such rumors! I wouldn't fall in love with that narrow-minded rookie !"

"...?" Duan Siyao turned around in confusion, "Didn't you say that you are tearing each other's pants?"

Ji Jingnian nodded, "What does tearing your pants have to do with being in a relationship! Isn't it a fight between rivals!"

Duan Siyao: "?"

Duan Siyao: "Is it common for you to tear your pants when you quarrel with your rivals?"

Aliens are really strange, but the earth is better!

It seems that it is still impossible to fall in love at first sight, Duan Siyao thought: Otherwise, if you marry a pig and follow a pig, marry a dog and follow a dog, wouldn't I want to go to a strange alien planet with me in the future?

Wait, why marry?It seems that I am really sleepy.

Duan Siyao threw the pillow back on the bed, lay down numbly and closed his eyes, "Okay, I'm going to sleep, shut up and don't talk, good night."

Ji Jingnian: "..."

Duan Siyao waited for a while, then suddenly opened one eye, and said preoccupiedly, "Won't you return me when I say good night to you? Aliens have to be polite too!"

"..." Ji Jingnian said blankly, "Didn't you tell me not to talk?"

"Oh, that's right." Duan Siyao said, "Then shut up after you say good night to me."

Ji Jingnian: "...good night."

Butt, who was hiding and crying, could hear the movement outside clearly. It was waiting for Duan Siyao to comfort him: "... Meow?"