don't touch my pussy

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Ji Jingnian looked really silly like this, with his eyes open in confusion, a bit of marinade hanging from the corner of his mouth, he was licking his mouth while talking, trying hard to recollect the delicious food just now, but he didn't fully recover.

Duan Siyao was really amused by Ji Jingnian's ignorant appearance.

He remembered seeing a video on the Internet before, in which the Samoyed was grinning and losing his temper, but the owner suddenly opened his mouth and stuffed a spoonful of canned food, his two pointed ears immediately trembled, "Bajibaji" He began to chew the food in his mouth, and after eating, he raised his head and looked at the master in a daze, with the big snow-white tail swaying from side to side, as if he didn't know what happened just now.

The current Ji Jingnian is a copy of that silly Samoyed.

Duan Siyao looked at Ji Jingnian, saw that he didn't lick off the marinade from the corner of his mouth, so he took out a tissue and patted it on Ji Jingnian's mouth, and wiped it clean for him, just like wiping a dog's mouth There is no difference, there is a smile in the voice of speaking: "You ate the piece of meat that you picked up."

Ji Jingnian: "???"

Ji Jingnian was stunned, he obediently asked Duan Siyao to wipe his mouth, and after wiping, he licked his own lips again, exactly the same as a butt licking his mouth and paws after eating, and he didn't come back until after half a day God came, and said in shock: "I gave it to you, why did I eat it!"

Duan Siyao had known for a long time that Ji Jingnian intended to give him the biggest piece of meat, but when he heard Ji Jingnian say it himself, he couldn't help but feel better again, with a soft and light voice, "You eat What are you doing with the meat for me?"

"Tsk." Ji Jingnian glanced at the butt that was eating hard, then pointed to the shabby-looking meal in front of Duan Siyao, and said impatiently, "Give all your meat to the one that eats it." You're a stinky cat who can't do anything but make trouble, you just eat these minced meat, vegetables and rice?"

"It's not you who eat it, why are you angry? And the ass is still your cat, why can't you treat it better?" Duan Siyao looked at Ji Jingnian's angry expression, couldn't help laughing, and hurriedly He went to stop Ji Jingnian who was stretching out his hand to sneak his butt into the bowl, "Okay, if I don't have enough meat, I can add more meat, you eat yours."

"I don't want this stupid cat either..." Ji Jingnian was blocked from attacking his ass, he stared fiercely at his ass, which groaned and ate like a pig, and with a face of reluctance, he withdrew his hand, and was immediately caught Duan Siyao's words distracted him, "Can you still add meat? Is it expensive? How much can you add?"

"..." Duan Siyao heard Ji Jingnian's voice-over, once again silently counted how much Ji Jingnian ate today, and said silently, "I put you in this shop to wash dishes. Plates are used to receive guests, and the boss can add as much as he says."

After Ji Jingnian listened, he immediately sat down and buried himself in eating.

Just kidding, he is a big sentinel, it's fine for Duan Siyao to bow his head and do the housework alone, but why does he still come out to wash the dishes for a few pieces of meat!Do you want to lose face? !

"Enough is enough, no need to add, no need to add, I eat very little." Ji Jingnian hurriedly put the rice and meat into his mouth, the aroma of the stewed meat and the tender meat exploded in his mouth together, he After eating two mouthfuls, I paused, and thought again: Just...if I add enough meat, it seems that it is not impossible to wash the dishes...?

Duan Siyao looked at Ji Jingnian's eyes after eating two mouthfuls, and silently turned his eyes to the back kitchen. He really didn't need to use his brain to guess what Ji Jingnian was thinking.

It was the first time he saw a person like Ji Jingnian who would throw everything away for the sake of delicious food.

Duan Siyao only felt that he had really raised a dog and a cat. He was confused for a moment, hallucinating that a certain big dog was sitting in front of him with a bowl in its mouth, begging for food, "... Pfft, I can still give you a little more."

In the end, Duan Siyao still added meat to Ji Jingnian, as well as an extra tea egg and a bottle of original soy milk.

Ji Jingnian was surrounded by nothing under Duan Siyao's rare tolerance, he wagged his tail happily and finished his meal, then went home with his butt in one hand and the other supporting Duan Siyao.

After eating a full meal, Ji Jingnian was especially obedient. After all, the impact of food on earth is too strong. He was sent to the police station as soon as he met Duan Siyao before, and he was mocked by Duan Siyao a few times later. , so he has been fighting against Duan Siyao, and now he seems to have finally realized the importance of Duan Siyao as a long-term meal ticket, eating, drinking, and watching TV. Serve well, come and go, so it is not difficult to eat!

After returning home, Duan Siyao directed Ji Jingnian to clean up the guest room. Ji Jingnian worked so hard, and Duan Siyao was watching from the side, afraid that Ji Jingnian would wipe the floor through, and that he would rub the food he ate with too much force. Thing spit out.

After Ji Jingnian cleaned the inside and outside of the guest room that had not been used for a long time, under the command of Duan Siyao, he re-laid the sheets and quilts that were dried this morning. The side reminded him to move lightly and then lightly.

He didn't even dare to shake the quilt too hard, for fear that he would smash the ceiling through. After tidying up carefully, neither of them could hold back a sigh of relief, letting go of a big stone in their hearts.

Ji Jingnian was finally able to clean up the room safely without damaging anything, so he was relieved, while Duan Siyao was relieved because he had solved another matter.

Duan Siyao looked at the clean and tidy customer service staff, and at the neatly laid out bed, nodded in satisfaction.

As long as we sleep in separate rooms, even if Ji Jingnian likes to sleep naked, I have no chance to lay hands on other people's bodies in my sleep!Duan Siyao thought very easily: I can't sleepwalk in the middle of the night and open his... door... right...

Thinking of this, Duan Siyao's relaxation just now was all stuck, and his brain suddenly entered a loading buffer state.

No way?I can't really sleepwalk, can I?Just like ripping Ji Jingnian's clothes without memory, sleepwalking in the middle of the night, opening the door and climbing into his bed, doing this or that to his body?Can't it?I don't have a history of sleepwalking, do I?

Duan Siyao froze for two seconds, then suddenly became serious, looked at Ji Jingnian seriously, and said in a heavy tone, "Remember to lock the door when you sleep at night."

"Huh?" Ji Jingnian sat on the bed and shook twice, "Why do you have to lock the door? I'm not afraid of thieves coming in. I'll beat ten of them with one hand."

As he spoke, he was afraid that Duan Siyao would not believe him, so he took off his shirt and threw it aside, revealing his perfect inverted triangle upper body naked in front of Duan Siyao.

He raised one hand, bulging the muscles on his arm, and then raised his head and chest to show Duan Siyao his strong chest muscles and hard abdominal muscles, "See, I can squeeze a rookie like you with one hand die."

Duan Siyao: "?"

Duan Siyao was still struggling to see or not to look at it just now, but in the end he couldn't hold back his love for beauty, his eyes frantically shot at Ji Jingnian's perfect figure, and he was secretly swallowing when he heard Ji Jingnian suddenly step on him.

He almost choked on his own saliva, he just felt that his feelings and attitude towards Ji Jingnian had been jumping sideways repeatedly, and he had unknowingly become a master of sideways jumping.

It's not that he's fickle, it's that Ji Jingnian is just too cheap.

Duan Siyao was silent for a long time before hooking the corners of his mouth, and asked slowly, "Who was crushed to death?"

"... Cough, you pinch me, I pinch a thief." Ji Jingnian stiffened his neck and changed the subject very stiffly, "So don't lock the door, I'm really not afraid, if something really happens, I can still protect you , is your earth safe?"

Duan Siyao really felt that he had become a master of horizontal jumping. When he heard Ji Jingnian very naturally say to protect him, he couldn't help but cover his heart.

How is this going?Damn, it's so hot, my chest is numb!

After covering his heart, he went to touch his ears again. After tossing for a long time, he said hesitantly: "...It's not this problem..."

When he was trying his best to make a speech, Pipi suddenly wandered in from the living room, rubbed his tail around Duan Siyao's ankles twice, walked around the guest room like patrolling the territory, and stepped on Ji Jingnian with his paw on purpose toes, and arrogantly turned his little head to look at Ji Jingnian.

Not much force, but extremely insulting.

Ji Jingnian jumped up all of a sudden, cursing and preparing to scratch his ass.

Duan Siyao's eyes lit up, and he quickly hugged his butt before Ji Jingnian grabbed it.

He hugged Butt in his arms, pinched the soft and warm pad, and waved the paw holding Butt towards Ji Jingnian, "I'm afraid that Butt will walk into the room in the middle of the night and beat you, So you'd better lock the door and sleep."

Duan Siyao was afraid that Ji Jingnian would say it was okay, so he tried very hard to say vividly: "The kitten is very vindictive, don't be afraid that it will climb into your bed while you are sleeping, pee on your face, and poop on your pillow ?"

Ji Jingnian: "..."

Butt: "..."

Pipi was originally leaning against Duan Siyao with a limp body, but then he heard Duan Siyao suddenly making rumors about it, his small body became stiffer and stiffer, and finally he turned his head in disbelief, staring at Duan Siyao with round eyes Look, very aggrieved, with a crying "woo hoo" twice.

Duan Siyao: "?"

"..." The expression on Ji Jingnian's face was very exciting, he looked like he wanted to laugh, but he tried his best to hold back, and when he couldn't help it, he punched his thigh with his fist, and his tone of voice was several degrees higher than usual, "That ...Didn't I tell you, butt can understand people's language. "

Duan Siyao: "??"

"Pfft..." Ji Jingnian blushed when he saw the deflated look of his butt, "It's useless to close the door, it can freely appear by my side, it's sad and wronged now hahahahahahaha!!!"

Ji Jingnian couldn't bear it anymore, and let out a series of deafening laughter.

Butt's tail flicked weakly, but before Duan Siyao could react, his hand was suddenly empty.

He looked down, butt was gone.

Ji Jingnian: "Hahahahahaha, it didn't expect his image in your heart, so sad, hahahahaha!"

Duan Siyao: "???"