don't touch my pussy

The author has something to say: I have been in Calvin...

Ji Jingnian has hands and feet, Duan Siyao only scooped up meat for him a few times at the beginning, and then directly threw the spare colander to Ji Jingnian, told him to "be less strenuous" and let the other party fish for himself.

Pipi squatted obediently on the table, his round head swayed left and right, looked at the food in Ji Jingnian's bowl, then at the steaming pot, and struggled to eat while grabbing the edge of the bowl. Let it cool before putting the meat in the bowl.

The meat in the butt bowl is not big, Duan Siyao deliberately tore it apart, just in time for the butt to bite into his mouth one by one and chew.

At the beginning, Ji Jingnian just ate with his head buried in his head. He self-taught an oil dish that suits his taste, and ate one bite after another happily.

Duan Siyao felt a little tired after eating two pig's feet. Seeing that the butt grew into a small one, it was like a gust of wind passing by. Then tear it open and put it in a bowl that will be eaten in a few minutes.

While tearing the meat, he took time to look at Ji Jingnian, and saw that Ji Jingnian's eyes were narrowed after eating, and the satisfaction of eating delicious food spread all over his body. If Ji Jingnian had a tail behind him, it must be high at this time up, shaking like a propeller.

But even if Ji Jingnian eats in a hurry, he looks good when he eats. He sits on the stool with his back straight, the table in front of him is clean, no sauce drips out, and his mouth is also clean, not stained with anything else. It is very quiet when eating, the chopsticks will not hit the side of the bowl, the mouth will be closed tightly when chewing food, and it will not make uncomfortable sounds.

The only person in the dining room who can babble when eating is the butt.

But Pipi is just a cute kitten, and just after Duan Siyao praised Ji Jingnian's eating in his heart, he thought with double standards: kittens are cute even when they babble.

He just lost his mind for a while, emptied the contents of the bowl, hugged Duan Siyao's wrist and tore half of the flesh in Duan Siyao's hand Bite away, then bumped Duan Siyao with his head, and coquettishly by the way.

There was oil on Duan Siyao's fingers, so he had to rub his butt's head with his wrist dumbfoundingly, and fed the meat twisted from his fingers to his mouth, and his butt bit off the meat with a "owwow", and took the little The barbed tongue rolled around Duan Siyao's fingertips, licking away the remaining sauce on his fingers.

Ji Jingnian heard Pi Pi's moaning, and glanced towards them, and saw Duan Siyao with the corners of his mouth curled up, his brows and eyes shrouded in a gentle light, and he was feeding Pi Pi with beef.

He was stunned for a moment when he saw Duan Siyao's appearance, and he remembered for a moment that Si Yao fed his ass in the same way during the imperial period.

Damn, these two people really look alike.Ji Jingnian complained silently: But this earthling is much gentler than that rookie guide!

He glanced at Duan Siyao's bowl, and found that the sauce in the bowl hadn't been touched much. On the side plate were two pieces of finished pig's knuckle bones and an empty white fungus soup bowl. It is estimated that I didn't eat much, and I waited for the ass who buried her head in "hum chi hum chi" all the time.

The joy of the butt was continuously fed back to Ji Jingnian's heart. He didn't know whether it was his conscience or the sudden realization that Duan Siyao was the boss who paid the payment, and the hand holding the chopsticks to stuff the meat into his mouth stopped suddenly. down.

He squinted at the beef on the chopsticks, as if it wasn't big enough.

He opened his mouth and ate the beef, then took out the largest piece of beef in the bowl, dipped it on his oil dish, picked it up and handed it straight to Duan Siyao's mouth.

Hmph, I am so considerate and know how to take care of others, the dream lover of thousands of boys and girls, even the sentry loves me!

While thinking, Ji Jingnian pointed his chopsticks at Duan Siyao, turned his head very arrogantly, and said in a shaky tone, "Don't be shy, eat quickly!"

The tone of this sentence is similar to "Don't love me, there is no result".

Duan Siyao: "..."

After a while, Ji Jingnian was still holding up his chopsticks, but he couldn't hear Duan Siyao's answer for most of the day, and he thought to himself, maybe it's because my movements are too handsome and my charm is too great, and this earthling is so confused that he can't even eat. No way!

The more he thought the more beautiful he felt, the more beautiful he was, the more he stretched his chopsticks towards Duan Siyao, "Hurry up! What are you waiting for!"

After Ji Jingnian finished persuading, Duan Siyao still didn't speak, but the end of the chopsticks moved and then sank suddenly.

It should be Duan Siyao biting the chopsticks.

Tsk, how come I have to bite my chopsticks.

Ji Jingnian put on an expression of "Although you bite my chopsticks, but I am very generous", but turned his head with a happy face, and saw Duan Siyao hiding aside with a face of disgust, the whole cat stood up , with claws resting on his chopsticks, viciously biting the precious beef that was stained with soul oil.

It's really fierce, grinning, its sharp baby teeth rubbing against the meat, its fleshy claws are pressing down on the chopsticks, and it's the same as just pulling Duan Siyao's wrist, begging for it from Duan Siyao's hand. The taste of the meat is completely different, and it has the momentum of "If you don't give it to me, I will scratch you to death within three days".

Ji Jingnian's chopsticks loosened, and his ass tore off the piece of beef smoothly. He opened his mouth wide and was about to bite it into his mouth, but he paused as if he suddenly remembered something, and twisted his chubby little butt. He turned around and ran in front of Duan Siyao, holding the piece of beef in his mouth and shaking his head at Duan Siyao.

Duan Siyao: "...what are you doing?"

"Mi... Mmm..." Pipi, with meat in his mouth, spoke indistinctly, and Duan Siyao didn't understand after babbling for a long time—even though Pipi meowed well, I can't even understand it.

Duan Siyao looked at Pipi dancing, and after a while turned his head to look at Ji Jingnian in confusion, and asked, "What is Pipi doing?"

Ji Jingnian was deeply in the shock of being robbed of his meat by his butt. Hearing Duan Siyao's words, his eyes were blank and he looked over with a dull expression. He asked irrelevantly, "Why don't you eat?"

Duan Siyao: "...huh?"

"Why don't you eat it?" Ji Jingnian looked at the fat and large piece of beef on his butt mouth, and felt his heart was bleeding, and even said the words unconsciously with a bit of aggrieved tone, "You don't eat me It's still edible, why didn't you say it, and it was snatched away by the ass!"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao suspected that he heard Ji Jingnian's sobs.

Ji Jingnian continued to ask: "Why don't you eat?! You still put on that disgusted expression! I can see it clearly!"

Duan Siyao: "Ah..."

Well, it's back around again.

The butt is still jumping up and down by Duan Siyao's hand, the beef in his mouth is firm in his mouth, but it is too big, the place where the butt is not bitten hangs down under the chin and flutters in the wind, it is blown in Ji Jingnian's heart The bleak wind!

Pipi completely ignored Ji Jingnian's feelings, and arrogantly put the meat on a clean plate, pressed his two little paws on the beef and began to pull it left and right.

Ji Jingnian stared straight at his ass as if he was in a daze.

The butt pulled the beef and licked the paws, pulled the beef and licked the paws again, pulled and pulled for a long time, the beef did not change at all, but it seemed to have dried up a lot, and the butt lowered its head again and bit the beef. With his butt facing Ji Jingnian, he continued to shake his head at Duan Siyao.

Duan Siyao finally understood this time, and suddenly realized: "Bitch, do you want me to tear up the beef for you?"

"Miwu!" Pipi put the beef in Duan Siyao's hand, flicked his tail lightly, and looked at Duan Siyao expectantly with his big round eyes.

Duan Siyao was so cute by the butt's movements, he couldn't help but smiled and was about to tear the beef for the butt, when he heard Ji Jingnian's grumbling voice suddenly from the side: "Why don't you eat..."

Duan Siyao's hand trembled: "..."

He couldn't tell whether Ji Jingnian hated him for not eating it, or hated that piece of meat was eaten by his ass.

He tore up the meat and fed it to his ass mouth, only felt that his hands were about to catch fire from Ji Jingnian's stare, so he said bravely, "You've used the chopsticks before, I don't want to eat them..."

"..." Ji Jingnian asked sadly and angrily, "Is that why you let it take away my flesh?!"

Pipi: "Bajibaji...badabada...gulu!"

After eating, the two of them took a taxi home with a cat, but as soon as they opened the door downstairs, Duan Siyao was dumbfounded.

The only elevator in the entire building was blocked, and five conspicuous typings were written: The elevator is under maintenance.

He silently glanced at the sky outside, the elevator maintenance at night, really belongs to you.

Seeing Duan Siyao standing still suddenly, Ji Jingnian asked inexplicably, "Why didn't you leave?"

Duan Siyao pointed to his feet speechlessly, then pointed to the closed elevator, and after two seconds of silence, he said, "My house is on the 11th floor."

"Oh." Ji Jingnian glanced at the staircase door next to him, "Then take the stairs."

Duan Siyao pointed at his feet wrapped like pig's trotters again, and said through gritted teeth, "Come on, tell me, how do I get up to the 11th floor?"

Ji Jingnian scratched his head, and stuffed the ass in Duan Siyao's arms into Duan Siyao's arms. Before Duan Siyao could react, he suddenly bent down and picked up the princess Duan Siyao, and turned around to go to the stairwell. Go, without blushing and panting, said: "That's all right."

Duan Siyao: "???"

Duan Siyao was so frightened that he tightly grasped Ji Jingnian's clothes, his eyes widened.