When the heroine is male
Chapter 23 Pseudo-Brother War
Seven days later, it's the weekend again.
After cleaning up the dust accumulated in the master bedroom on the third floor, Li Yachen carried the sanitary tools to the storage room on the first floor and came to the living room.
"When will my sister arrive? It's been a week. You won't change your mind and dare not come if you find out that the house is full of men." Li Yao leaned on the sofa and rubbed his chin.
"That's also the scariest thing about my elder brother who runs a nightclub."
"What nightclub, I am a serious bar!"
"You say yes." Li Chun didn't argue with him, but that disapproving tone made Li want to go crazy.Li Chun grabbed the remote control and changed a dozen boring programs in one round, and finally stopped at the animal world that aroused Li Mi's strong emotions. Dou, why isn't the Chongya you recorded on the air?"
"In a few days." When it came to variety shows, Asakura Futo was both looking forward to and fearing that he would not perform well in front of his family, so he struggled several times, so he pretended to be meaningless.
"Xiao Fengdou is so indifferent, it's a good thing that my brother wants to contribute to the ratings of your variety show premiere." Li Chun jumped from one end of the sofa to the other, onto Asakura Fengdou, and pressed Li Zi's thigh in the middle.His thigh was dead, Li Zi wanted to hit him but he was worried about his brotherhood.
Li Youjing: "That's right, Fengdou's variety show premieres, and everyone can't be absent at that time, and we all have to support it."
--jingle!jingle!
Suddenly, the doorbell rang, and the brothers looked at each other and didn't want to move.
Futo Asakura spoke first: "Brother Yusuke, go!"
Li Yoosuke retorted subconsciously: "Why me!"
"Because you are the shortest..."
Chao Cang Fengdou prolonged his tone on purpose, Li Youjing, who understood, turned his hand and slapped him, but missed, and said with an angry smile, "You're talking nonsense."
Asakura Fengdou jumped away and said, "Brother Youjing, you misunderstood me, I mean Brother Yujie is near the door."
Only then did Li Yoosuke come to his senses, and roared angrily, "You're short!"
The pornographic topic caused comfort, Li Yao smiled happily, and the younger brothers have grown up.
Li Qizhi was speechless and helpless: "Forget it, I'll go and open the door." However, Li Chun stopped him before he took any action.
"I can't even remember how many times this is the first time. This time it's Subaru, or Liu Sheng, or Ah Zao or Brother Guang who came home suddenly. It's not a good habit to go out without a key. Don't open the door for now. He'll talk in 10 minutes."
This kind of bad taste was unanimously approved by everyone. Li Yao also turned down the TV sound and pretended that no one was there. The people outside the door were obviously not patient enough. In less than 5 minutes, he rang the doorbell three times, which made Li Chun cover his mouth. Sneaking, there were more or less smiles on other people's faces, but they all held back.
The little brother from the moving company in front of the door was confused, scratched his hair and said to himself: "The address is correct, why is there no one? Doesn't it mean that there will be someone at home?" The little brother had no choice but to contact the employer - Sheng Quan.
"...Brothers, leave your luggage at the door. There are no valuables. I will arrive later."
Since the customers said that there is no problem, they can save effort to move upstairs, so a few young and middle-aged men readily unloaded all the things and stacked them at the door, and drove away after 10 minutes because they were proficient in the business.
The sound was blocked by a thick door with good sound insulation. During the 10 minutes, there were only some faint bangs.
Li Yachen didn't dare to make a big joke, so he couldn't sit still, and asked Li Chun, "Why is the door so noisy?"
On Li Chun's forehead is clearly written 'You ask me, I ask who'.
"There's no sound again..." Another 2 minutes later, Li Yoosuke supported the back of the sofa with one hand, turned over, jumped over the sofa and rushed to the door, unlocked the door and pulled it back.
Before today, even one second before opening the door, Lee Yoosuke never believed in love at first sight, but the moment he saw Sheng Quan, his heart was bitten by an ant, numb and itchy, as if an invisible Cupid was flapping its wings He flew up and shot him an arrow in the chest.
Standing in the sunlight, the girl looked down at a big yellow-haired dog squatting beside her. She ran her slender fingers along the short hair on the big dog's head. When she heard the door open, the big dog barked at him twice.
Sheng Quan lifted his chin slightly, and said in a low voice, "Hello."
The face is clean and flawless like jade, and the facial features seem to be the proud work of the master. They are separated and put together without any flaws. The most admirable thing is the pair of eyes. The pupils are black and moist like a child. The calm sea is deep and dangerous, but it is very intriguing. Li You's soul almost drowned in it.
Li Yoosuke seemed to have lost his voice, and his ears were filled with the sound of a violent heartbeat, as if he was going to jump out of his chest in the next second.Li Yoosuke's appearance seems to be fixed in the eyes of the brothers, not a monster, so who has this ability?Li Chun didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, but the second one rushed to the door but was startled. It was like knocking over a domino. The rest of them walked or ran to the door one by one to see what was going on, and the hot wind swept inside the door , seems to be wrapped in a drug that can make people's muscles stiff, and it spreads rapidly among several people, and it turns into human pillars after inhaling the lungs for a while.
The attractiveness of the opposite sex has no effect on the young Li Mishang. He simply thinks that the other party is good-looking, so he rushed forward, two steps away from Sheng Quan, looked up at him in surprise, and asked tentatively, "Is it my sister?" ?”
Under the eyes of the whole family, Sheng Quan nodded.
Chao Cang Fengdou broke through the crowd and came out, cursing in disbelief: "Pervert!"
It was also this scolding sound that was completely inconsistent with the atmosphere that indirectly woke up the brothers.
"Li Fengdou! Do you know what you are doing! Who taught you to speak like this!"
It was not the scolded Sheng Quan who spoke out, but Li Youjing. At this time, he seemed to be a lawyer defending the client in the court. Those who offend themselves should not, let alone the younger sister who came to the door on the first day.
"Ask him, shouldn't I say it?" A swear word is nothing, besides, he is right, but Brother You Jing insists on holding on to it without asking why.
"Apologize immediately!"
"Don't think about it! Don't worry about me here..."
With such a big anger, it seems that there was some friction earlier.An idea flashed through Li Yao's mind, and at the same time, he quickly covered Chao Cangfeng's mouth, and said to Sheng Quan: "He has been constipated recently and got angry again. He probably has a fever, but he is still good... I will tell my sister on his behalf. Apologize."
Zhao Cangfeng stared at Fengdouhuo, and struggled up, Youdao was so sexy that his mind was dizzy, his brothers are really nice, the first time he met a beautiful girl, he was dazed, and he couldn't tell the difference between men and women. It's good to tell the truth now, he doesn't want to say it anymore, how embarrassing it is for him to be cheated alone, let's embarrass him together!
Sheng Quan didn't speak, and his eyes were fixed on Fengdou Chaokura for a long time, so that the brothers thought that Fengdou Chaokura's unrestrained words hurt his heart, and even one of the parties involved, Fengdou Chaokura, stopped struggling and began to reflect His behavior was like seeing a ghost just now, the words just blurted out angrily.I don't know if it was an illusion, but he felt the loneliness caused by Sheng Quan standing there alone, being rejected and spurned, and he suddenly regretted it.
Sheng Quan felt that there was nothing to be angry about. On the one hand, he was abnormal in the eyes of Fudou Chaokura for wearing men's clothes, so he was blamed on him; Blame the older brother for not being able to teach the younger brother.
However, a single slap failed, Asakura Futo made the mistake of taking himself too seriously, he wore women's clothes but didn't confess to him that he thought it was cheating, and Li Youjing, as the elder brother, spoke out to him that he shouldn't.
Is it getting in the way of others wearing women's clothes?Is it reasonable to refute without listening to the elders?This kid needs to be cleaned up!
However, he is 80 years old, and he is his grandfather. Sheng Quan suppressed his anger and said calmly, "Fudou Asakura, you dress very maturely, but it's a pity that you haven't grown up, and you still can't learn to take responsibility and use foul language. , Abusing women, not correcting mistakes... Is there any one that is worthy of your treasure, and you will never be fascinated? Why do you cover your mouth, to prevent you from continuing to verbally attack your brother, do you know? You are putting Push out two people who are willing to correct you."
Asakura Futo was wearing a white shirt today, with the top three buttons unbuttoned, revealing half of his creamy white chest.
"I don't know if you remember the comment I told you last time... Forget it, I guess you didn't forget it."
Does this mean that he made mistakes and never repented?Asakura Fengdou couldn't speak, a blush rose from his neck all the way to his face, he didn't know whether it was anger or embarrassment.
Sheng Quan had already been thinking about it—for the same reason, as a grandfather, he has the responsibility to teach his younger generations a lesson. Then he bent down to pick up a cardboard box and asked, "Where do I live?"
The thick smell of gunpowder and medicine just now scared Li Subaru enough. Seeing that Sheng Quan changed the subject without hesitation, he immediately cooperated: "Let me go...well, my name is Li Subaru." During the handover process, when face-to-face at close range, a blush appeared on Li Subaru's cheeks that was hard to distinguish from his skin tone.
Still the same sentence, get used to it.
Calling him "A Subaru" politely, Sheng Quan let go, the weight was more than expected, Li Subaru was unprepared and almost let go, and hurriedly bent his knees to resist.
"Is it alright?"
"A man can't say no, and a man who is a sports student can't say no, right?"
After Li Yao let go of Asakura Fengdou, he also came to help carry the luggage, "Is it?" asked Li Subaru.This kind of yellow accent spoken in front of girls, if one day Li wants to know the truth, I don't know how he will feel.
"Hurry up, come over here to help, especially Brother Chun." Li Subaru would not self-destruct his image to speak. Now that he thinks back to the noise he heard just now, it was clearly that the moving company came to deliver the goods and was rejected. Luggage, it is self-inflicted.
Sheng Quan stroked the general's head and asked, "Do you want my help?"
"Let my brothers do this kind of rough work." Li Chun would have the guts to ask a girl to move something he did wrong, but he couldn't move it by himself, and his brothers also got involved.
Sheng Quan grabbed Li Mi who was eager to try, watched them tossing back and forth between the first floor and the third floor, Chao Cangfengdou snorted and moved the luggage at his feet, and took the opportunity to leave.
Putting down the luggage, Chao Cang Fengdou walked out of the master bedroom on the third floor and turned to the next door, locked himself in the room, kicked off his shoes, lay down on the bed, and punched the pillow.
Damn it!You are done!
After being bored for a few seconds, he raised his face from the pillow, took out his mobile phone and edited Weibo: Shit! Pervert! ... Nima!Grass!Ma Dan!
Netizen 12138 who came in by chance to eat melons: Uncle Internet Supervisor, someone is swearing here!
Sister Fenghua: ...Well, what is the situation!
Standing on the sidelines: Don't talk about sympathy at all, just swearing and taking screenshots to leave evidence.
Get rid of the second room: After two years of guarding, my wind has finally grown up, and I am very pleased.
After 10 minutes, another updated Weibo was posted: After today, I will stop swearing (狗头).
Sister Fenghua: Today? ... What happened today?
Dinner with mooncakes: Please tell your story, @浴壮风斗
Ye Yingli: Not to mention being taught not to swear, I have never been afraid of the wind, I don't believe it!
Asakura Fengdou looked up to the sky and screamed——believe it or not!Depend on!
The author has something to say:
The brother chapter can be written for a long time!Crazy!
After cleaning up the dust accumulated in the master bedroom on the third floor, Li Yachen carried the sanitary tools to the storage room on the first floor and came to the living room.
"When will my sister arrive? It's been a week. You won't change your mind and dare not come if you find out that the house is full of men." Li Yao leaned on the sofa and rubbed his chin.
"That's also the scariest thing about my elder brother who runs a nightclub."
"What nightclub, I am a serious bar!"
"You say yes." Li Chun didn't argue with him, but that disapproving tone made Li want to go crazy.Li Chun grabbed the remote control and changed a dozen boring programs in one round, and finally stopped at the animal world that aroused Li Mi's strong emotions. Dou, why isn't the Chongya you recorded on the air?"
"In a few days." When it came to variety shows, Asakura Futo was both looking forward to and fearing that he would not perform well in front of his family, so he struggled several times, so he pretended to be meaningless.
"Xiao Fengdou is so indifferent, it's a good thing that my brother wants to contribute to the ratings of your variety show premiere." Li Chun jumped from one end of the sofa to the other, onto Asakura Fengdou, and pressed Li Zi's thigh in the middle.His thigh was dead, Li Zi wanted to hit him but he was worried about his brotherhood.
Li Youjing: "That's right, Fengdou's variety show premieres, and everyone can't be absent at that time, and we all have to support it."
--jingle!jingle!
Suddenly, the doorbell rang, and the brothers looked at each other and didn't want to move.
Futo Asakura spoke first: "Brother Yusuke, go!"
Li Yoosuke retorted subconsciously: "Why me!"
"Because you are the shortest..."
Chao Cang Fengdou prolonged his tone on purpose, Li Youjing, who understood, turned his hand and slapped him, but missed, and said with an angry smile, "You're talking nonsense."
Asakura Fengdou jumped away and said, "Brother Youjing, you misunderstood me, I mean Brother Yujie is near the door."
Only then did Li Yoosuke come to his senses, and roared angrily, "You're short!"
The pornographic topic caused comfort, Li Yao smiled happily, and the younger brothers have grown up.
Li Qizhi was speechless and helpless: "Forget it, I'll go and open the door." However, Li Chun stopped him before he took any action.
"I can't even remember how many times this is the first time. This time it's Subaru, or Liu Sheng, or Ah Zao or Brother Guang who came home suddenly. It's not a good habit to go out without a key. Don't open the door for now. He'll talk in 10 minutes."
This kind of bad taste was unanimously approved by everyone. Li Yao also turned down the TV sound and pretended that no one was there. The people outside the door were obviously not patient enough. In less than 5 minutes, he rang the doorbell three times, which made Li Chun cover his mouth. Sneaking, there were more or less smiles on other people's faces, but they all held back.
The little brother from the moving company in front of the door was confused, scratched his hair and said to himself: "The address is correct, why is there no one? Doesn't it mean that there will be someone at home?" The little brother had no choice but to contact the employer - Sheng Quan.
"...Brothers, leave your luggage at the door. There are no valuables. I will arrive later."
Since the customers said that there is no problem, they can save effort to move upstairs, so a few young and middle-aged men readily unloaded all the things and stacked them at the door, and drove away after 10 minutes because they were proficient in the business.
The sound was blocked by a thick door with good sound insulation. During the 10 minutes, there were only some faint bangs.
Li Yachen didn't dare to make a big joke, so he couldn't sit still, and asked Li Chun, "Why is the door so noisy?"
On Li Chun's forehead is clearly written 'You ask me, I ask who'.
"There's no sound again..." Another 2 minutes later, Li Yoosuke supported the back of the sofa with one hand, turned over, jumped over the sofa and rushed to the door, unlocked the door and pulled it back.
Before today, even one second before opening the door, Lee Yoosuke never believed in love at first sight, but the moment he saw Sheng Quan, his heart was bitten by an ant, numb and itchy, as if an invisible Cupid was flapping its wings He flew up and shot him an arrow in the chest.
Standing in the sunlight, the girl looked down at a big yellow-haired dog squatting beside her. She ran her slender fingers along the short hair on the big dog's head. When she heard the door open, the big dog barked at him twice.
Sheng Quan lifted his chin slightly, and said in a low voice, "Hello."
The face is clean and flawless like jade, and the facial features seem to be the proud work of the master. They are separated and put together without any flaws. The most admirable thing is the pair of eyes. The pupils are black and moist like a child. The calm sea is deep and dangerous, but it is very intriguing. Li You's soul almost drowned in it.
Li Yoosuke seemed to have lost his voice, and his ears were filled with the sound of a violent heartbeat, as if he was going to jump out of his chest in the next second.Li Yoosuke's appearance seems to be fixed in the eyes of the brothers, not a monster, so who has this ability?Li Chun didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, but the second one rushed to the door but was startled. It was like knocking over a domino. The rest of them walked or ran to the door one by one to see what was going on, and the hot wind swept inside the door , seems to be wrapped in a drug that can make people's muscles stiff, and it spreads rapidly among several people, and it turns into human pillars after inhaling the lungs for a while.
The attractiveness of the opposite sex has no effect on the young Li Mishang. He simply thinks that the other party is good-looking, so he rushed forward, two steps away from Sheng Quan, looked up at him in surprise, and asked tentatively, "Is it my sister?" ?”
Under the eyes of the whole family, Sheng Quan nodded.
Chao Cang Fengdou broke through the crowd and came out, cursing in disbelief: "Pervert!"
It was also this scolding sound that was completely inconsistent with the atmosphere that indirectly woke up the brothers.
"Li Fengdou! Do you know what you are doing! Who taught you to speak like this!"
It was not the scolded Sheng Quan who spoke out, but Li Youjing. At this time, he seemed to be a lawyer defending the client in the court. Those who offend themselves should not, let alone the younger sister who came to the door on the first day.
"Ask him, shouldn't I say it?" A swear word is nothing, besides, he is right, but Brother You Jing insists on holding on to it without asking why.
"Apologize immediately!"
"Don't think about it! Don't worry about me here..."
With such a big anger, it seems that there was some friction earlier.An idea flashed through Li Yao's mind, and at the same time, he quickly covered Chao Cangfeng's mouth, and said to Sheng Quan: "He has been constipated recently and got angry again. He probably has a fever, but he is still good... I will tell my sister on his behalf. Apologize."
Zhao Cangfeng stared at Fengdouhuo, and struggled up, Youdao was so sexy that his mind was dizzy, his brothers are really nice, the first time he met a beautiful girl, he was dazed, and he couldn't tell the difference between men and women. It's good to tell the truth now, he doesn't want to say it anymore, how embarrassing it is for him to be cheated alone, let's embarrass him together!
Sheng Quan didn't speak, and his eyes were fixed on Fengdou Chaokura for a long time, so that the brothers thought that Fengdou Chaokura's unrestrained words hurt his heart, and even one of the parties involved, Fengdou Chaokura, stopped struggling and began to reflect His behavior was like seeing a ghost just now, the words just blurted out angrily.I don't know if it was an illusion, but he felt the loneliness caused by Sheng Quan standing there alone, being rejected and spurned, and he suddenly regretted it.
Sheng Quan felt that there was nothing to be angry about. On the one hand, he was abnormal in the eyes of Fudou Chaokura for wearing men's clothes, so he was blamed on him; Blame the older brother for not being able to teach the younger brother.
However, a single slap failed, Asakura Futo made the mistake of taking himself too seriously, he wore women's clothes but didn't confess to him that he thought it was cheating, and Li Youjing, as the elder brother, spoke out to him that he shouldn't.
Is it getting in the way of others wearing women's clothes?Is it reasonable to refute without listening to the elders?This kid needs to be cleaned up!
However, he is 80 years old, and he is his grandfather. Sheng Quan suppressed his anger and said calmly, "Fudou Asakura, you dress very maturely, but it's a pity that you haven't grown up, and you still can't learn to take responsibility and use foul language. , Abusing women, not correcting mistakes... Is there any one that is worthy of your treasure, and you will never be fascinated? Why do you cover your mouth, to prevent you from continuing to verbally attack your brother, do you know? You are putting Push out two people who are willing to correct you."
Asakura Futo was wearing a white shirt today, with the top three buttons unbuttoned, revealing half of his creamy white chest.
"I don't know if you remember the comment I told you last time... Forget it, I guess you didn't forget it."
Does this mean that he made mistakes and never repented?Asakura Fengdou couldn't speak, a blush rose from his neck all the way to his face, he didn't know whether it was anger or embarrassment.
Sheng Quan had already been thinking about it—for the same reason, as a grandfather, he has the responsibility to teach his younger generations a lesson. Then he bent down to pick up a cardboard box and asked, "Where do I live?"
The thick smell of gunpowder and medicine just now scared Li Subaru enough. Seeing that Sheng Quan changed the subject without hesitation, he immediately cooperated: "Let me go...well, my name is Li Subaru." During the handover process, when face-to-face at close range, a blush appeared on Li Subaru's cheeks that was hard to distinguish from his skin tone.
Still the same sentence, get used to it.
Calling him "A Subaru" politely, Sheng Quan let go, the weight was more than expected, Li Subaru was unprepared and almost let go, and hurriedly bent his knees to resist.
"Is it alright?"
"A man can't say no, and a man who is a sports student can't say no, right?"
After Li Yao let go of Asakura Fengdou, he also came to help carry the luggage, "Is it?" asked Li Subaru.This kind of yellow accent spoken in front of girls, if one day Li wants to know the truth, I don't know how he will feel.
"Hurry up, come over here to help, especially Brother Chun." Li Subaru would not self-destruct his image to speak. Now that he thinks back to the noise he heard just now, it was clearly that the moving company came to deliver the goods and was rejected. Luggage, it is self-inflicted.
Sheng Quan stroked the general's head and asked, "Do you want my help?"
"Let my brothers do this kind of rough work." Li Chun would have the guts to ask a girl to move something he did wrong, but he couldn't move it by himself, and his brothers also got involved.
Sheng Quan grabbed Li Mi who was eager to try, watched them tossing back and forth between the first floor and the third floor, Chao Cangfengdou snorted and moved the luggage at his feet, and took the opportunity to leave.
Putting down the luggage, Chao Cang Fengdou walked out of the master bedroom on the third floor and turned to the next door, locked himself in the room, kicked off his shoes, lay down on the bed, and punched the pillow.
Damn it!You are done!
After being bored for a few seconds, he raised his face from the pillow, took out his mobile phone and edited Weibo: Shit! Pervert! ... Nima!Grass!Ma Dan!
Netizen 12138 who came in by chance to eat melons: Uncle Internet Supervisor, someone is swearing here!
Sister Fenghua: ...Well, what is the situation!
Standing on the sidelines: Don't talk about sympathy at all, just swearing and taking screenshots to leave evidence.
Get rid of the second room: After two years of guarding, my wind has finally grown up, and I am very pleased.
After 10 minutes, another updated Weibo was posted: After today, I will stop swearing (狗头).
Sister Fenghua: Today? ... What happened today?
Dinner with mooncakes: Please tell your story, @浴壮风斗
Ye Yingli: Not to mention being taught not to swear, I have never been afraid of the wind, I don't believe it!
Asakura Fengdou looked up to the sky and screamed——believe it or not!Depend on!
The author has something to say:
The brother chapter can be written for a long time!Crazy!
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