When the heroine is male
Chapter 18 Pseudo-Brother War
The cool and sweet taste melted on the tip of the tongue, Asakura Futo unconsciously bent the corners of his lips, which was completely recorded into the memory by the camera.
Although Fudou Asakura is young, he has a lot of student fans. His facial features have just begun to show signs of exquisiteness, with a bit of bad and flamboyant meaning, exuding a charm that seems to be absent. The director asked him to record this episode because he is pregnant with the young age. The minds of the ratings of the segment of the crowd.
He belatedly realized that there was a camera facing him, turned his head towards Cang Fengdou, blinked his eyes a little slyly, put his index finger almost on his lips, and whispered, "Shh—do you want it?"
The follow-up director shook the camera left and right, expressing that he is a straight gay man.
If it were a female fan, even if she didn't eat it, she would feel the sweetness in her heart, her heart would be uncontrollably soft, and she would call it too cute.
Asakura Futo smiled politely, but he was thinking in his heart, it's really annoying, it's annoying to pretend to be a person.
The bluffing teammate Zhao Tiao wanted to discuss with Asakura Fengdou, but when he turned his head and saw no one, he found that he was lagging behind and being lazy, strode away pretending to be angry, and dragged him over by hooking his neck.
"Ah—what the hell kind of topic is this! Let's take a look at this scene," the captain eagerly accused the director's numerous crimes to his friends outside the camera. How many are there? This is still one star!"
"Wow beep!"
The director made a big announcement: "Attention, there are still children watching."
The counted celebrities scratched their mouths with their fingers.
The captain took a few steps to the other glass wall panel: "Beer, 2 yuan per bottle, 1 caps for 4 bottle, 1 empty bottles for 2 bottle, ask: How many bottles can I drink at most for 1 yuan? These five Star." Fortunately, the director hasn't gone crazy enough to fly, and there are only five five-star questions, accounting for less than one-tenth of them.
There was a star who was very good at things, and fell to the ground like being struck by lightning: "Director! Why don't you kill me!"
"Huh? Isn't there a maximum of 5 bottles?"
After he finished speaking, he was pushed out by the black hands behind him: "Alright director, the last one has been announced."
The title seems tricky, but the director really doesn't want to give them a way out. The title is "Chong Duck!"Duck! "The recording location of the reality show was chosen near the top-ranked school in the world, and two versions of the topic were prepared in Chinese and English.In addition, there are more Chinese people coming and going in tourist attractions. Looking around, it is easy to find compatriots who take pictures or shout the names of idols. "Duck!Duck! "The first season rushed to the No. [-] position in the audience ratings. It became famous and had many fans. There were fans who were willing to help.
Furthermore, the conditions have been created, you won’t interact with foreign friends, you won’t rack your brains with amateurs and show a bitter face, just wait to be cut off!
After complaining about the topic for a while, the director announced that he was going to draw a topic. Before the start, the blue and pink teams who won the first round of the game stepped forward to choose the topic, and they all rushed to the first star area.
"How did you choose two stars?"
"I will answer this question."
The person who spoke was Wu Hao, 17 years old, just a sophomore in high school.One of the highlights of this issue is: old fritters paired with fresh meat, the freshest is Asakura Fengdou, only 15.
The camera pointed at the director's treacherous smiling face: "If you haven't finished speaking, you can't answer the questions on your behalf. Even if you answer the questions on behalf of the answer correctly, it will be invalid, and you will replace it with a question that is one star higher in difficulty."
"..."
Wu Hao: "..."
Asakura Fengdou: "..." Fortunately, otherwise it would have been exposed.
It was the yellow team's turn to draw questions, and it was already the penultimate one. Unfortunately, some of the one to four stars were drawn before, but the five stars were left intact.
It was agreed that one person would draw five questions. After the draw, Zhao Po almost burst into tears, and said bitterly, "Uncle, I'm sorry."
"It's okay, I won the draw too..." Three said, Futo Asakura couldn't continue.
Suddenly, the group broke out into a gloating laugh. Amidst the laughter, Asakura Futo and the two suspected that there were clouds over their heads.
Director: "The timer...start!"
A group of MCs rushed to the Chinese onlookers immediately, and Fengdou Asakura folded his arms to keep up. Unfortunately, the topic was very torturous, and many people turned to fight.
With the five "black star" questions in his hands, Zhao Po felt that there was no way to play, and he gave up on himself like a tourist who loves the landscape, pulling the Asakura Fengdou along the bank of the country's mother river to enjoy it.
The setting sun is tilted, and the wind blowing from the other bank sweeps across the wide river, and the broken gold is surging in the river. The people on both sides of the river bank were dressed in crisp clothes and looked lazy and leisurely.
Zhao Po turned sideways to talk to Asakura Fengdou, when he saw his smiling face covered with golden light so that all the hairs could be seen, he backed away with a smile and cursing.
"I don't want to be in the same frame as him! I don't want to lose face!"
Next, the two accompanying directors seemed to see the daily scene of the father taking his son for a walk after dinner in slippers.After walking and stopping, I finally stopped in front of the University of Newcastle.
At the end of the day, Zhao Yu and Chao Cang Fengdou established a temporary informal father-son relationship, and said with infinite emotion: "Son, this is Dad's lifelong wish."
"I try my best."
Fudou Chaokura is very irritable in his heart. This uncle is the incarnation of chatterbox, and his thoughts are jumping, and his voice is like a bell. It's the kind of people he can't avoid.
For a while, we were speechless, but at this moment, the sound of regular and unhurried footsteps came to my ears from far and near. It was strange that there were all kinds of noisy sounds around me, but this sound attracted my attention when it heard it. Fudou Asakura was a little stunned, perhaps this unique pattern stood out.When the owner of the voice got closer and closer, he walked in front of him, and the moment he brushed shoulders, he smelled a faint, faint grass fragrance, not like artificial perfume, but more like permeating from the inside out. generally.
Asakura Fengto unconsciously chased each other with his eyes. He was tall, with a slender back and dense hair reaching his waist. Perhaps the back was so attractive that it attracted people to take a closer look. The body preceded reason, and Chaokura Fengto shouted to stop other side.
"classmate!"
The man turned around and scanned his eyes to determine who was calling him.Chao Cang Fengdou was stunned. He was expecting it, but the result was still higher than expected. The front face was more impactful than the back view. His skin was very white, and his hair was extremely black. Dizzy, at this moment he looked at him with dark eyes, "What's the matter?"
The voice is indifferent and the expression is indifferent, indicating that the character may be equally indifferent.
Zhao Cangfeng was courageous and not afraid of people, but he was inexplicably frightened, realizing that his presumptuousness seemed to have disturbed others, so Zhao Tiao gently bumped his arm, and said, "May I ask what your name is?"
"My surname is... Sheng." Sheng Quan's self-introduction paused for a moment, and he doubted his surname for a moment - he said that it had other pornographic meanings, and when he said it separately, he emphasized it like a hooligan.
"Hello, student Sheng." The surname Sheng is rare, and Asakura Futo has never seen it before, so he doesn't know which name it is, so he read along, "Are you a student here?" The direction is inside the school gate.
Zhao Po thought that what you asked was obviously nonsense, didn't such a young girl come to visit, did she come to study in college?Then he saw Sheng Quan nodding his head, and said in his heart that it is true, your father will have no regrets in this life.
Hearing that he was a student of Niulu, after talking for a few more words, he found out that he is still studying physics. He is good at physics and has a flexible brain. Sister, Uncle, can I trouble you with one thing, I have a few questions here, take a look, it’s a bit difficult, you can do as much as you can, don’t feel pressure..."
Zhao Tiao first showed him the one-star topic, to test the waters, so as not to hurt anyone's face.
Unfolding the slightly crumpled title, several people watched Sheng Quan's every move at the same time, did not speak, and slowed down their breathing.The filming director has a keen sense of smell for entertainment, looking at his side face with his head slightly lowered and serious, the camera can't wait to hit the other person's face.Zhao Tiao glanced at him quietly, don't overdo it, hold back your wild heart, and be careful not to scare the little girl.
Sheng Quan read the question silently, it was a chicken-and-a-rabbit question that was no longer considered in this world, and said without hesitation: "...Chicken 15, Rabbit 21..."
"Right, right?" Zhao Po couldn't wait to look at the staff next to him.
After checking, the staff said congratulations, and Zhao Yu applauded loudly, saying it was great.
"What's going on over there?"
A hundred meters away, Yuanjia Road is narrow, where the blue and yellow teams met on a narrow road, but it was a pity that the yellow team was unilaterally discovered by the blue team.
"Come on, let's go over and have a look!" The two star guests of the blue team lurked with their waists bent.
Here, Zhao Tiao's excitement faded a little, and he quickly took out the rest of the questions. The topic in Zhao Yu's hand.
The blue team succeeded and burst out laughing.
Zhao Po was stunned, and the wind was blowing, as if his soul had been frightened out of his body by the shock, and immediately came back amidst the laughter, and ran away to the blue team.
The dramatic change made the scene chaotic for a while. From the corner of his eyes, Asakura Fengdou inadvertently saw the peripheral fan team rushing towards him. Reflexively, he grabbed Sheng Quan's wrist and ran away, and arranged for the yellow team's personal staff to follow decisively upon seeing this.
The author has something to say:
Let me explain, the reason why it is a pseudo-brothers' war is because I don't follow the original plot, and I forgot about the brothers' war a long, long time ago.I don’t need the original background, because I am not familiar with the next door, alas~
………………
Organized personal information:
Hostess:
Sheng Quan, Majia Shenge, imported name Hyuga Ema/Asahina Ema——16 → 18, father (adoptive father) is an adventurer
Alternative hero:
1. Yachen - 33→35, 179cm, gentle personality, likes children, is a doctor with a good reputation, but afraid of blood.
2. Youjing——30→32, 182cm, professional lawyer, at the same time taking care of housework and worrying about the studies of younger brothers, who plays the role of mother at home, serious personality, mature and stable, also has a stubborn side, a typical dark belly , good at cooking.
3. To - 28→30, 185cm, like flirting, good at observing words and expressions, don't consider the monk's career.
4. Light—26→28, 175cm, a dark novelist in women's clothing, often lives with prisoners in order to further understand their psychology.
5. Chun——24→26, 176cm, frivolous voice actor.
6. Azusa - 24→26, 176cm, voice actor of the cool department.
7. Jujube - 24→26, 176cm Silent game designer, has a gentle side to cats.
8. Lucky - 22 → 24, incredible beautician.
9. Subaru (mao)—20→22, 183cm, a sophomore in the Department of Physical Education, and a member of the basketball club.
10. Kiori——18→20, 177cm, studying in a prestigious private church school, he is well-known by girls from several nearby schools as a handsome man with both civil and military skills, and a model.
11. Yusuke (you④)——16→18, 173cm, bad high school student, well, average grades
12. Fengdou——14→16, 168cm, a demon idol, stage name Asakura Fudou, a middle school idol, very arrogant, typical tsundere, with an aura that doesn't match his age.
13. Mi——11→13, 140cm, a fifth grade student in the healing department, a pure-minded, innocent elementary school student, loved by his brothers (especially Yachen), so sometimes he is a coquettish crybaby.
Pay attention, my sons all follow my surname Li! ! ! ! ! !If you're not the emperor, you don't have the Sangong and Sixth Courtyard, you can't have so many people! ! !
Although Fudou Asakura is young, he has a lot of student fans. His facial features have just begun to show signs of exquisiteness, with a bit of bad and flamboyant meaning, exuding a charm that seems to be absent. The director asked him to record this episode because he is pregnant with the young age. The minds of the ratings of the segment of the crowd.
He belatedly realized that there was a camera facing him, turned his head towards Cang Fengdou, blinked his eyes a little slyly, put his index finger almost on his lips, and whispered, "Shh—do you want it?"
The follow-up director shook the camera left and right, expressing that he is a straight gay man.
If it were a female fan, even if she didn't eat it, she would feel the sweetness in her heart, her heart would be uncontrollably soft, and she would call it too cute.
Asakura Futo smiled politely, but he was thinking in his heart, it's really annoying, it's annoying to pretend to be a person.
The bluffing teammate Zhao Tiao wanted to discuss with Asakura Fengdou, but when he turned his head and saw no one, he found that he was lagging behind and being lazy, strode away pretending to be angry, and dragged him over by hooking his neck.
"Ah—what the hell kind of topic is this! Let's take a look at this scene," the captain eagerly accused the director's numerous crimes to his friends outside the camera. How many are there? This is still one star!"
"Wow beep!"
The director made a big announcement: "Attention, there are still children watching."
The counted celebrities scratched their mouths with their fingers.
The captain took a few steps to the other glass wall panel: "Beer, 2 yuan per bottle, 1 caps for 4 bottle, 1 empty bottles for 2 bottle, ask: How many bottles can I drink at most for 1 yuan? These five Star." Fortunately, the director hasn't gone crazy enough to fly, and there are only five five-star questions, accounting for less than one-tenth of them.
There was a star who was very good at things, and fell to the ground like being struck by lightning: "Director! Why don't you kill me!"
"Huh? Isn't there a maximum of 5 bottles?"
After he finished speaking, he was pushed out by the black hands behind him: "Alright director, the last one has been announced."
The title seems tricky, but the director really doesn't want to give them a way out. The title is "Chong Duck!"Duck! "The recording location of the reality show was chosen near the top-ranked school in the world, and two versions of the topic were prepared in Chinese and English.In addition, there are more Chinese people coming and going in tourist attractions. Looking around, it is easy to find compatriots who take pictures or shout the names of idols. "Duck!Duck! "The first season rushed to the No. [-] position in the audience ratings. It became famous and had many fans. There were fans who were willing to help.
Furthermore, the conditions have been created, you won’t interact with foreign friends, you won’t rack your brains with amateurs and show a bitter face, just wait to be cut off!
After complaining about the topic for a while, the director announced that he was going to draw a topic. Before the start, the blue and pink teams who won the first round of the game stepped forward to choose the topic, and they all rushed to the first star area.
"How did you choose two stars?"
"I will answer this question."
The person who spoke was Wu Hao, 17 years old, just a sophomore in high school.One of the highlights of this issue is: old fritters paired with fresh meat, the freshest is Asakura Fengdou, only 15.
The camera pointed at the director's treacherous smiling face: "If you haven't finished speaking, you can't answer the questions on your behalf. Even if you answer the questions on behalf of the answer correctly, it will be invalid, and you will replace it with a question that is one star higher in difficulty."
"..."
Wu Hao: "..."
Asakura Fengdou: "..." Fortunately, otherwise it would have been exposed.
It was the yellow team's turn to draw questions, and it was already the penultimate one. Unfortunately, some of the one to four stars were drawn before, but the five stars were left intact.
It was agreed that one person would draw five questions. After the draw, Zhao Po almost burst into tears, and said bitterly, "Uncle, I'm sorry."
"It's okay, I won the draw too..." Three said, Futo Asakura couldn't continue.
Suddenly, the group broke out into a gloating laugh. Amidst the laughter, Asakura Futo and the two suspected that there were clouds over their heads.
Director: "The timer...start!"
A group of MCs rushed to the Chinese onlookers immediately, and Fengdou Asakura folded his arms to keep up. Unfortunately, the topic was very torturous, and many people turned to fight.
With the five "black star" questions in his hands, Zhao Po felt that there was no way to play, and he gave up on himself like a tourist who loves the landscape, pulling the Asakura Fengdou along the bank of the country's mother river to enjoy it.
The setting sun is tilted, and the wind blowing from the other bank sweeps across the wide river, and the broken gold is surging in the river. The people on both sides of the river bank were dressed in crisp clothes and looked lazy and leisurely.
Zhao Po turned sideways to talk to Asakura Fengdou, when he saw his smiling face covered with golden light so that all the hairs could be seen, he backed away with a smile and cursing.
"I don't want to be in the same frame as him! I don't want to lose face!"
Next, the two accompanying directors seemed to see the daily scene of the father taking his son for a walk after dinner in slippers.After walking and stopping, I finally stopped in front of the University of Newcastle.
At the end of the day, Zhao Yu and Chao Cang Fengdou established a temporary informal father-son relationship, and said with infinite emotion: "Son, this is Dad's lifelong wish."
"I try my best."
Fudou Chaokura is very irritable in his heart. This uncle is the incarnation of chatterbox, and his thoughts are jumping, and his voice is like a bell. It's the kind of people he can't avoid.
For a while, we were speechless, but at this moment, the sound of regular and unhurried footsteps came to my ears from far and near. It was strange that there were all kinds of noisy sounds around me, but this sound attracted my attention when it heard it. Fudou Asakura was a little stunned, perhaps this unique pattern stood out.When the owner of the voice got closer and closer, he walked in front of him, and the moment he brushed shoulders, he smelled a faint, faint grass fragrance, not like artificial perfume, but more like permeating from the inside out. generally.
Asakura Fengto unconsciously chased each other with his eyes. He was tall, with a slender back and dense hair reaching his waist. Perhaps the back was so attractive that it attracted people to take a closer look. The body preceded reason, and Chaokura Fengto shouted to stop other side.
"classmate!"
The man turned around and scanned his eyes to determine who was calling him.Chao Cang Fengdou was stunned. He was expecting it, but the result was still higher than expected. The front face was more impactful than the back view. His skin was very white, and his hair was extremely black. Dizzy, at this moment he looked at him with dark eyes, "What's the matter?"
The voice is indifferent and the expression is indifferent, indicating that the character may be equally indifferent.
Zhao Cangfeng was courageous and not afraid of people, but he was inexplicably frightened, realizing that his presumptuousness seemed to have disturbed others, so Zhao Tiao gently bumped his arm, and said, "May I ask what your name is?"
"My surname is... Sheng." Sheng Quan's self-introduction paused for a moment, and he doubted his surname for a moment - he said that it had other pornographic meanings, and when he said it separately, he emphasized it like a hooligan.
"Hello, student Sheng." The surname Sheng is rare, and Asakura Futo has never seen it before, so he doesn't know which name it is, so he read along, "Are you a student here?" The direction is inside the school gate.
Zhao Po thought that what you asked was obviously nonsense, didn't such a young girl come to visit, did she come to study in college?Then he saw Sheng Quan nodding his head, and said in his heart that it is true, your father will have no regrets in this life.
Hearing that he was a student of Niulu, after talking for a few more words, he found out that he is still studying physics. He is good at physics and has a flexible brain. Sister, Uncle, can I trouble you with one thing, I have a few questions here, take a look, it’s a bit difficult, you can do as much as you can, don’t feel pressure..."
Zhao Tiao first showed him the one-star topic, to test the waters, so as not to hurt anyone's face.
Unfolding the slightly crumpled title, several people watched Sheng Quan's every move at the same time, did not speak, and slowed down their breathing.The filming director has a keen sense of smell for entertainment, looking at his side face with his head slightly lowered and serious, the camera can't wait to hit the other person's face.Zhao Tiao glanced at him quietly, don't overdo it, hold back your wild heart, and be careful not to scare the little girl.
Sheng Quan read the question silently, it was a chicken-and-a-rabbit question that was no longer considered in this world, and said without hesitation: "...Chicken 15, Rabbit 21..."
"Right, right?" Zhao Po couldn't wait to look at the staff next to him.
After checking, the staff said congratulations, and Zhao Yu applauded loudly, saying it was great.
"What's going on over there?"
A hundred meters away, Yuanjia Road is narrow, where the blue and yellow teams met on a narrow road, but it was a pity that the yellow team was unilaterally discovered by the blue team.
"Come on, let's go over and have a look!" The two star guests of the blue team lurked with their waists bent.
Here, Zhao Tiao's excitement faded a little, and he quickly took out the rest of the questions. The topic in Zhao Yu's hand.
The blue team succeeded and burst out laughing.
Zhao Po was stunned, and the wind was blowing, as if his soul had been frightened out of his body by the shock, and immediately came back amidst the laughter, and ran away to the blue team.
The dramatic change made the scene chaotic for a while. From the corner of his eyes, Asakura Fengdou inadvertently saw the peripheral fan team rushing towards him. Reflexively, he grabbed Sheng Quan's wrist and ran away, and arranged for the yellow team's personal staff to follow decisively upon seeing this.
The author has something to say:
Let me explain, the reason why it is a pseudo-brothers' war is because I don't follow the original plot, and I forgot about the brothers' war a long, long time ago.I don’t need the original background, because I am not familiar with the next door, alas~
………………
Organized personal information:
Hostess:
Sheng Quan, Majia Shenge, imported name Hyuga Ema/Asahina Ema——16 → 18, father (adoptive father) is an adventurer
Alternative hero:
1. Yachen - 33→35, 179cm, gentle personality, likes children, is a doctor with a good reputation, but afraid of blood.
2. Youjing——30→32, 182cm, professional lawyer, at the same time taking care of housework and worrying about the studies of younger brothers, who plays the role of mother at home, serious personality, mature and stable, also has a stubborn side, a typical dark belly , good at cooking.
3. To - 28→30, 185cm, like flirting, good at observing words and expressions, don't consider the monk's career.
4. Light—26→28, 175cm, a dark novelist in women's clothing, often lives with prisoners in order to further understand their psychology.
5. Chun——24→26, 176cm, frivolous voice actor.
6. Azusa - 24→26, 176cm, voice actor of the cool department.
7. Jujube - 24→26, 176cm Silent game designer, has a gentle side to cats.
8. Lucky - 22 → 24, incredible beautician.
9. Subaru (mao)—20→22, 183cm, a sophomore in the Department of Physical Education, and a member of the basketball club.
10. Kiori——18→20, 177cm, studying in a prestigious private church school, he is well-known by girls from several nearby schools as a handsome man with both civil and military skills, and a model.
11. Yusuke (you④)——16→18, 173cm, bad high school student, well, average grades
12. Fengdou——14→16, 168cm, a demon idol, stage name Asakura Fudou, a middle school idol, very arrogant, typical tsundere, with an aura that doesn't match his age.
13. Mi——11→13, 140cm, a fifth grade student in the healing department, a pure-minded, innocent elementary school student, loved by his brothers (especially Yachen), so sometimes he is a coquettish crybaby.
Pay attention, my sons all follow my surname Li! ! ! ! ! !If you're not the emperor, you don't have the Sangong and Sixth Courtyard, you can't have so many people! ! !
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