The villain cute cub kindergarten
Chapter 30
Hill took Qin Yilin and searched the kindergarten for a whole afternoon, and finally returned to the place where they started.
Passing through the long corridor of the dormitory building and stopping outside the door of the dormitory with the word "phantom", Qin Yilin once again doubted the real level of Mr. Demon.
That's it?
You take me around and waste hours, why on earth?
why?
Of course to delay!
Hill felt aggrieved, but he had no way to express it clearly. He could only gently raise his hand against Tan Yilin's questioning gaze.
Then, fiddle around with it.
Tan Yilin had tried many times before, but the small sign that was always unresponsive turned it over immediately.
Finally seeing the back of the small sign, Tan Yilin was so excited that he almost gave Hill a thumbs up.
After the sign was reversed, Tan Yilin hurried over and looked carefully with his eyes wide open.turn out--
empty.
"Why is there no word on the back of this sign?" Tan Yilin rubbed the back of the sign with his fingertips, trying to find hidden clues.
The cubs in the dormitories next door were still asleep. When they heard the movement, they all ran out of the dormitory to study the sign with the teacher.
"There are no words." Xiaodao stood on tiptoe and tried to touch the sign.
He is tall and barely able to get it.
Lan Lan also wanted to touch it, but unfortunately she was too short to fly.After bouncing around and tossing for a long time, I couldn't touch the sign hanging at a height of 1 meters.
The good brother, the wolf cub, whimpered, and sent out a wave of ridicule crazily.
The young dragon patted its short front paws and spit small fireballs at Lan Lan, scaring Lan Lan into hiding in the little mermaid's room by flapping her wings.
Seeing the baby mermaid in the bathtub pulling the glass, Lan Lan finally found a sense of superiority.I just can't fly, and the mermaid baby can't get out of the water yet.
Lan Lan forcibly ignored the fact that she couldn't swim, and thought proudly: Hmph, the noble blood race is the best!
Qin Yilin: "There are no words on the sign, is it because the time has not come?"
Having been with the demons for too long, Tan Yilin gradually learned to think in an unnatural way.
A few times before, the signs of Zai Zai's dormitory would only be reversed to display the text when the time was right.
Hill forcibly flipped the magic baby's sign over.Maybe Sign has lost his temper and is unwilling to provide clues?
"Probably not." Xiaodao touched the sign over and over again, but didn't feel anything unusual.
"It was just empty," Hill explained.
Qin Yilin: "It's empty? Then why are there words behind Xiaodao's sign?"
Hill: "You should have discovered that the text refers to the place where the cubs appeared."
"Yes." Tan Yilin nodded.
Hill: "The cub you are looking for next, he is proficient in illusion, can change into various appearances, and is everywhere, so there is no way to remind him."
"It can be transformed into various shapes, how do I find it?" Tan Yilin pondered over these words and found it quite tricky.
The sixth cub is proficient in illusion, even if he finds him this time, he will change his appearance the next time we meet.
How to find it?
Hill added, "You've seen him."
"Ah? When?" Tan Yilin hurriedly asked.
"Three times, once in the Sun Moon Gym, the second time in the Children's Paradise, and the third time in the downtown kindergarten."
???
Qin Yilin slowly issued three question marks.
I have seen Huan Zai Zai so many times, but I don't feel anything at all.
After being reminded by Hill, Tan Yilin finally remembered.
The first time he went to the Sun Moon Taoist Temple, he met a little Taoist priest covered in copper stink, and gave him a whole 2000 yuan of incense money.
At the beginning, he told Xiaodao about this experience, and then he was attracted by "Xiaodao is a little god of wealth" and didn't think there was anything wrong.
Bringing up the old story again, Tan Yilin recounted all the details of meeting that Taoist priest.
After listening to Xiaodao, he told Tan Yilin earnestly, "The Taoist priests of the Sun Moon Taoist Temple never go out of the Taoist temple to welcome visitors, nor do they force them to ask for incense money."
"I was thinking at the time that he didn't look like a cultivator at all." Tan Yilin didn't expect that he was actually the sixth cub, rubbed his hair and said angrily, "Unfortunately, I was looking for you at that time."
Xiaodao recalled the first meeting with Tan Yilin.The teacher worked so hard to find him, but he actually hurt him with a blood formation, and he felt guilty again.
Tan Yilin was afraid that he would think too much, so he quickly changed the subject, "What about the second time?"
Hill: "The second time, you met a girl outside the Children's Paradise."
"Which one?" There were too many girls in the Children's Paradise, and Tan Yilin couldn't remember for a while.
Xiaodao didn't have any impression either, Lan Lan was the first to react.
"I know, it's that sister!" Lan Lan ran back to the dormitory, and took out the Barbie doll and hairpin that her sister gave her.
"It turned out to be her!" Tan Yilin remembered the girl in the skirt.
Just like when he met the little Taoist priest, Tan Yilin didn't feel anything wrong at the time.
Thinking about it, it was a weekday, and the girl was at least five years old, and theoretically she should be in school.There were no adults around her, and she said she wanted to 'find a parent', but ran away in the opposite direction of the children's playground.
In fact, the girl left a lot of doubts, but Tan Yilin was too busy taking care of the cubs around him, and had no time to pay attention to the girl who met by chance.
"The third time is in the kindergarten in the city center, the first one?" Qin Yilin didn't need to remind this time, he guessed it almost immediately.
The security guard and the teacher of the admissions office of the second kindergarten, watching people order food, is extremely worldly, and a cub with no social experience will definitely not be able to pretend.
In contrast, the fat aunt in the first kindergarten found that Lan Lan was buried in Tan Yilin's arms and did not speak, so she let them go to the kindergarten by themselves.
Generally speaking, when a kindergarten teacher encounters such a situation, he must coax the child, prove his affinity, and win the trust of the parents.
The fat aunt's reaction was as if she was afraid that if she said a few more words to Tan Yilin, she would reveal herself.
"So, the sixth cub has come into contact with me many times." Tan Yilin turned around and leaned against the wall, and flipped the sign with his fingers, "Is he testing me?"
Hill replied, "He's playing with you."
"Ok?"
Hill: "A game of hide and seek."
"Hide and seek..."
Tan Yilin doesn't play games very much, but hide-and-seek is a national-level game, and he understands the rules of the game.
"Is it because I have played enough with him that he is willing to go back to kindergarten with me?"
"perhaps."
"Okay." Tan Yilin had an idea in his heart, and complained with a smile, "You playful boy."
**
In the middle of the night, Tan Yilin's dormitory was still dimly lit.
He sat in front of the computer and used modeling and office software to simulate the next encounter with Huan Zai Zai based on the time and scene of seeing Huan Zai Zai several times.
Qin Yilin majored in physics at university, and taught himself programming and algorithms in his spare time.Before becoming a cute pet UP master, half of the nine videos he contributed were realized through modeling software.
——After all, nuclear weapons are so lethal, it is impossible for Tan Yilin to actually blow up the asteroid.
Qin Yilin can not only use modeling to simulate the power of new weapons in actual combat, but also review and construct large-scale battles, simulating the trajectory of hundreds of thousands or even millions of people.
Predicting the trajectory of a cub at this moment is simply a piece of cake.After he entered the data of the first three times, the time and place of the next appearance of Huan Zai Zai already had an approximate range.
Tan Yilin saved the data, stretched and got ready to sleep.
He suffered from insomnia last night, and today he tossed until 12:30, already very sleepy.
As a result, he lay on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.
There is no light.
Tan Yilin opened his eyes and looked at the dark room.
As far back as he can remember, Tan Yilin has had a hard time falling asleep in a dark room.
Obviously, in all the memories, I have never suffered from "childhood shadow".But every time I close my eyes, I always feel oppressed and suffocated, like being imprisoned in an island that never has daylight.
Over time, Tan Yilin developed the habit of turning his day and night upside down.
"Oops, I have class tomorrow." Tan Yilin anxiously picked up the phone, turned on the flashlight, and put it next to the pillow.
Unfortunately, the flashlight can only illuminate a small area. For Tan Yilin, the light is still too weak.
Originally, he was planning to go out to buy wires and light bulbs this afternoon, but was stopped by Hill.
Can only wait for tomorrow.Tan Yilin made a helpless decision: Let's stay up for another night.
He turned off the useless flashlight, so as not to drain the battery, and the alarm clock did not go off the next day.
Tan Yilin closed his eyes again, even if he couldn't fall asleep, closing his eyes and resting his mind was considered a rest.
In the dark, when vision is deprived, hearing becomes extra acute.
Qin Yilin listened attentively, and noticed a rustling outside the door.He quickly lifted the quilt, got up and opened the door, to see which cub was restless.
As a result, the dormitory door was opened a crack, and a fluffy ball of light got in through the crack.
"Little Guangguang?!" Tan Yilin's voice was both surprised and delighted.
A small light floated into the dormitory, and in an instant, the room was filled with light.
Tan Yilin immediately reached out and touched Xiao Guangguang to his palm.Little Guangguang didn't cling to himself tightly with his light whiskers like before, but dodged restraintly for a while.
Tan Yilin was so immersed in the joy of the reunion that he didn't pay attention to this tiny reaction.
He poked Xiao Guangguang and held it in his palm twice.
The ball of light didn't turn pink like before, it seemed to be round.Originally it was only the size of an egg, but now it is about the size of a steamed bun.
Tan Yilin even felt that Xiao Guangguang had gained weight.
"Where have you been these two days?" Tan Yilin sat back on the bed holding the ball of light, teasing with a smile, "You actually got fatter."
Hill: ...
In fact, Hill doesn't know what he looks like in the form of a light sphere, he can only create one based on his feelings.
So Qin Yilin can tell the difference?
Tan Yilin rubbed against Xiao Guangguang, put him gently beside the pillow, and then lay down by himself.
"Little Guangguang." Tan Yilin whispered to him with a smile in his voice, "Good night."
Hill responded by raising the brightness.
Originally, before he turned into a ball of light, he still hesitated.
After all, he is a powerful familiar, how could he do such a thing?
result…
Really fragrant!
The treatment received by 'Xiao Guangguang' was much better than that of the Xierben Demon.
Humans not only held him in the palm of their hands, but also hugged and rubbed against him, just a big difference.
For a moment, Hill didn't know whether to be happy or sad.
Tan Yilin closed his eyes, and his breathing gradually became even and long.
Before falling asleep completely, Tan Yilin said softly, "That's great."
Xiao Guangguang:? ? ?
"You're back." In his clear voice, there was the joy of regaining what was lost.
Xiao Guangguang leaned forward and gently touched his eyes with his soft whiskers.
Find out quickly.
— I never left.
**
After sleeping until dawn, when Tan Yilin opened his eyes, the little light beside the pillow had disappeared.
He wondered if the little light he saw last night was a hallucination.
But Tan Yilin is aware of his sleeping habits that even dogs dislike. If it's hallucinations, he will definitely suffer from insomnia or nightmares.
Anyway, there were too many unnatural incidents in the kindergarten, and Tan Yilin didn't bother to think about them.He stretched comfortably, picked up teaching aids and textbooks, and prepared to teach the cubs.
Stepping into the classroom, Tan Yilin found that Hill had already arrived first.
He sat quietly in front of the classroom without speaking, his pretty face neither happy nor sad.
No matter how noisy the cubs were, he stayed out of the matter and remained motionless.It wasn't until he saw Tan Yilin that his eyes lit up with a golden light.
"Baby, go back to your place and get ready for class." Tan Yilin has been teaching for three months and has already adapted to the work of a kindergarten teacher.
He clapped his hands to maintain classroom discipline.
"Okay~" Lan Lan stepped on the bear slippers, spread her arms and wings, and flew back to her seat like a cheerful little butterfly.
"Wooooow!" The wolf cub roared at the young dragon twice.
"Cuckoo!" The young dragon stared at Brother Gou with his bright eyes, reluctantly parting the hooked tails.
When Xiaodao gets up every day, he will immediately take the little mermaid out of the dormitory and put it into the small pool in the classroom.
The lower body of the baby mermaid is soaked in the water, and the upper body can just lie on the side of the desk.He has a pair of dexterous hands, which does not affect his usual lectures and homework.
Although, Tan Yilin felt that if the mermaid baby knew that he had to do so much homework, he would rather swap his upper body and lower body, having a human body and a fish's head.
Hill sat there, watching the cubs go from noisy to quiet, and they never wanted to move their nests.
Anyway, where he was sitting didn't affect the class, so Tan Yilin went with him and rang the wind chime in the middle of the podium manually.
There is no class bell in the kindergarten, so Tan Yilin arranged the classroom and specially bought a bunch of jingling wind chimes, which sound very pleasant.
Every time Tan Yilin rings the wind chime, it means that class is about to start.
"Good morning, everyone." Tan Yilin came to the middle of the podium and asked everyone with a smile, "Have you had breakfast yet?"
"Aww!" The wolf cub replied the loudest.
Not to be outdone, Lan Lan shouted at the top of her voice, "I've eaten it!"
Tan Yilin rubbed his ears, waved his hands to signal them to keep their voices down, and continued, "We will continue the lecture from the last class today. Does anyone remember what was taught in the last class?"
"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
The wolf cub immediately became quiet, and the whole dog lay on the table without wagging its tail, for fear that Teacher Qin would call his name.
Lan Lan is definitely the most active when given the chance to answer questions, raising her little hand high.After giving the answer crisply, he still laughed at the wolf cub as a stupid dog.
But yesterday Tan Yilin stayed in bed and didn't go to class. After such a long interval, Lan Lan also forgot what was said in the last class.He covered his face with his little wings and hid himself, pretending that Tan Yilin didn't notice.
In the middle of the classroom, the little mermaid blinked her sea-blue eyes, smiled and looked at Teacher Tan, looking fearless.
——Actually, the mermaid baby also forgot, but he can't speak, so it's useless for Tan Yilin to name the little mermaid.
Looking at the entire classroom, only Baby Xiaodao is reliable.
Qin Yilin pointed out the name of Xiaodao and asked him to tell the younger brothers what was taught in the last class.
Xiao Dao's expression froze obviously, and he stood up and replied, "Tao is the foundation of change, neither birth nor death, formless, formless, without beginning and end..."
"Stop." Tan Yilin felt something was wrong after hearing half a sentence.He decided to give Xiaodao another chance and reminded, "Xiaodao, the last class is Chinese class."
Xiaodao pondered for a moment and began to recite the Tao Te Ching.
Qin Yilin had a headache.
He gave lectures diligently every day, but none of the five cubs in the class listened carefully.
Simply too much!
With a sullen face, Tan Yilin patted the podium heavily.
The five cubs cheered up immediately, and ten eyes fixed on Tan Yilin.
The kind, gentle, and amiable teacher Qin smiled and announced cruelly:
"Students, there is no class today."
"Wow~~" The wolf cub jumped onto the desk, just about to cheer.
I heard Tan Yilin say cruelly, "The exam is today."
"Ow?"
"What?"
"take an exam?"
"..." The baby mermaid's smile gradually disappeared.Although he can't speak, his hands can still move.
Qin Yilin is a standard activist, he will do it when he says it.According to the intelligence level of the five students, he produced five sets of test papers.
Each test paper has ten questions, each question is ten points, a total of one hundred points.
According to the rules set by Mr. Qin, [-] points is considered a pass, and [-] points is considered excellent.The cubs must get a passing score before Teacher Qin will take them out to play, otherwise they will have to take the make-up exam.
And Zai Zai with the highest test score will become the protagonist of the vlog for the next outing.
These two conditions are very attractive to cubs.So, the five cubs geared up to pass the exam.
Qin Yilin specially hired Mr. Hill as the invigilator to patrol the exam with him.
Lest the cubs get along too well and cheat on each other.
"Aww..." The wolf cub barked weakly, the poor little tail couldn't move.
Considering that the silly dog's paws can't write, Tan Yilin gave it all choice and judgment questions, and they were very simple.
Question 3: 2-[-]=?
A, 5
B, 3
C, 1
D, 2
The wolf cub blinked his green animal pupils, raised the plum blossom pad, and confidently pressed paw prints on each option.
I know every number in this question~
Question [-]: The sun is behind the mountains, what is the next sentence?
A. Lan Lan didn't wake up
B. At noon on the day of hoeing
C. The Yellow River flows into the sea
D. Dogs love meat
At any rate, the wolf cub is a cultured dog who has been taught, so he knows a few words.
It stared at the question, looked at it carefully for a while, and then pressed its paw prints in front of options A and D.
"Ouch~"
It knows both the words 'Lanlan' and 'Dog'. It must be the smartest dog in the world.
Tan Yilin wandered to the wolf cub's desk with a grim expression on his face.
The silly dog is hopeless, destroy it, hurry up.
The young dragon was even younger, and had only been in class for half a month. The questions Tan Yilin gave it were all difficult for babies.
For example, count from one to three, learn the pronunciation of 'teacher' and so on.
Qin Yilin stretched out three fingers, trying to guide the young dragon to count.The young dragon immediately stretched out its front paws, wanting to play with him.
Helpless, Tan Yilin could only give up the first question and move on to the second question.
"Baby, read with me, old—teacher—teacher."
The young dragon Heiliang Doudou looked at him and yelled loudly, "咩咩~"
"No, call the teacher."
"Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~"
"..."
That's fine, this one didn't help either.
Except for these two little ones, the rest of the babies answered the questions well.
Although Lan Lan's memory is not very good, she listened carefully to every class.Qin Yilin didn't come up with any deliberately difficult questions, and Lan Lan wrote very seriously, trying her best to get [-] points and become the hero of the next VLOG.
Although the baby mermaid hasn't attended classes for a few days, he has been receiving cultural influences at a well-known institution of higher learning in the country, University A, and he is still an alumnus of Qin Yilin.
Tan Yilin nodded in satisfaction, and finally came to Xiaodao.
Student Xiaodao knows astronomy first, and geography second. Logically speaking, he should not be troubled by ordinary questions.
However, Tan Yilin stopped at Xiaodao's desk and found that he was stumped by the reading questions.
The reading material is easy to understand.
The article was written by an author from a single-parent family, recalling his childhood and expressing his admiration and love for his mother.
The cubs of the Dao tribe have no mothers, so it is difficult for Xiaodao to understand the great maternal love. After reading the materials, he pondered for a long time.
Tan Yilin guessed his thoughts, and told Xiaodao softly, "If you can't understand maternal love, you can change your way of thinking and think about taking care of your elders."
Xiaodao asked, "Can I miss Teacher Tan?"
"..." Tan Yilin hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said yes.
He found out that the cubs in the kindergarten basically regarded him as a male mother.
What can we do?
Tan Yilin can only accept his fate and lie flat, accept and enjoy the status quo.
After the cubs answered the questions, Teacher Tan took out a red pen and corrected them face to face.
Kindergarten students, although they are all demons, but being corrected by the teacher face-to-face, the sense of oppression and terror is no less than that of human students.
Tan Yilin first picked up the test paper full of paw prints from the wolf cub, and after some corrections, he directly gave zero points.
"Dog, look at your test paper. There's no way to give you marks." Tan Yilin picked up a corner of the test paper and handed it to Wolf Cub, "Let's prepare for the make-up exam."
"Aww!" The wolf cub was so angry that he bit the test paper, rolled it into a ball, and raised the plum-blossom pad to pat it hard.
The second one to correct the young dragon's test paper, Tan Yilin picked up the test paper and found that only charred ashes remained, and the paper had been burned by the young dragon's fire.
Tan Yilin calmly told it, "Make up the exam."
"Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~"
"A make-up exam is necessary." Tan Yilin glanced at it, "It doesn't matter what you call it now."
The young dragon was silent for a moment, its black eyes darted half a circle, then turned around and hugged Hill's leg.
"Papa!" Don't worry, he actually wants to torture the cute dragon with an exam.
Qin Yilin:? ? ?
Hill looked down at the young dragon, then at Tan Yilin sideways, and decided to stand by Tan Yilin's side.
"Make up the exam well." Hill said to the young dragon.
"..." The young dragon was desperate, staggered to find brother wolf, and sprayed a fireball on its test paper.
"Aww!" My paper!
After solving those two, the test papers of the remaining students are still pleasing to the eye.
Lan Lan answered the questions very carefully, with neat strokes.It's a pity that he was a little careless, and he made several mistakes in the silent writing question, and only got [-] points.
The mermaid baby's handwriting is clear and meaningful, like a great calligrapher.
The answers to the questions are clear, and there are almost no faults to be found, so it is a matter of course to get [-] points.
Also got [-] points, and student Xiaodao.The two cubs tied for first place, but there can only be one vlog protagonist.
Xiaodao took the initiative to say, "Teacher Qin, let me give this opportunity to the fish brother. When I was answering the question, the teacher reminded me, so I didn't get [-] points."
The baby mermaid is petite and looks about the same age as Lan Lan.But he is 15 years old, the oldest big brother in the kindergarten.
"Okay, I really need to officially introduce the little mermaid to the audience. Everyone is looking forward to the new baby." Qin Yilin adopted Xiaodao's plan, and said, "In the next vlog, let Xiaodao be the protagonist. I do remind you, But this 100 points is obtained by your strength, and outstanding children should be rewarded."
Xiaodao smiled beautifully, "Thank you, Teacher Tan!"
"Hmph." Lan Lan held the 90-point test paper and huddled in a corner to draw a circle, "I have already been the world's number one actor, so it's not rare!"
"Aww~" The wolf cub laughed happily at him.
Lan Lan pointed to its nose and yelled loudly, "Stupid dog, hurry up and make up the exam!"
Wolf cub: ...
The dog's joy is gone.
Tan Yilin laughed loudly seeing the two of them hurting each other.
Passing through the long corridor of the dormitory building and stopping outside the door of the dormitory with the word "phantom", Qin Yilin once again doubted the real level of Mr. Demon.
That's it?
You take me around and waste hours, why on earth?
why?
Of course to delay!
Hill felt aggrieved, but he had no way to express it clearly. He could only gently raise his hand against Tan Yilin's questioning gaze.
Then, fiddle around with it.
Tan Yilin had tried many times before, but the small sign that was always unresponsive turned it over immediately.
Finally seeing the back of the small sign, Tan Yilin was so excited that he almost gave Hill a thumbs up.
After the sign was reversed, Tan Yilin hurried over and looked carefully with his eyes wide open.turn out--
empty.
"Why is there no word on the back of this sign?" Tan Yilin rubbed the back of the sign with his fingertips, trying to find hidden clues.
The cubs in the dormitories next door were still asleep. When they heard the movement, they all ran out of the dormitory to study the sign with the teacher.
"There are no words." Xiaodao stood on tiptoe and tried to touch the sign.
He is tall and barely able to get it.
Lan Lan also wanted to touch it, but unfortunately she was too short to fly.After bouncing around and tossing for a long time, I couldn't touch the sign hanging at a height of 1 meters.
The good brother, the wolf cub, whimpered, and sent out a wave of ridicule crazily.
The young dragon patted its short front paws and spit small fireballs at Lan Lan, scaring Lan Lan into hiding in the little mermaid's room by flapping her wings.
Seeing the baby mermaid in the bathtub pulling the glass, Lan Lan finally found a sense of superiority.I just can't fly, and the mermaid baby can't get out of the water yet.
Lan Lan forcibly ignored the fact that she couldn't swim, and thought proudly: Hmph, the noble blood race is the best!
Qin Yilin: "There are no words on the sign, is it because the time has not come?"
Having been with the demons for too long, Tan Yilin gradually learned to think in an unnatural way.
A few times before, the signs of Zai Zai's dormitory would only be reversed to display the text when the time was right.
Hill forcibly flipped the magic baby's sign over.Maybe Sign has lost his temper and is unwilling to provide clues?
"Probably not." Xiaodao touched the sign over and over again, but didn't feel anything unusual.
"It was just empty," Hill explained.
Qin Yilin: "It's empty? Then why are there words behind Xiaodao's sign?"
Hill: "You should have discovered that the text refers to the place where the cubs appeared."
"Yes." Tan Yilin nodded.
Hill: "The cub you are looking for next, he is proficient in illusion, can change into various appearances, and is everywhere, so there is no way to remind him."
"It can be transformed into various shapes, how do I find it?" Tan Yilin pondered over these words and found it quite tricky.
The sixth cub is proficient in illusion, even if he finds him this time, he will change his appearance the next time we meet.
How to find it?
Hill added, "You've seen him."
"Ah? When?" Tan Yilin hurriedly asked.
"Three times, once in the Sun Moon Gym, the second time in the Children's Paradise, and the third time in the downtown kindergarten."
???
Qin Yilin slowly issued three question marks.
I have seen Huan Zai Zai so many times, but I don't feel anything at all.
After being reminded by Hill, Tan Yilin finally remembered.
The first time he went to the Sun Moon Taoist Temple, he met a little Taoist priest covered in copper stink, and gave him a whole 2000 yuan of incense money.
At the beginning, he told Xiaodao about this experience, and then he was attracted by "Xiaodao is a little god of wealth" and didn't think there was anything wrong.
Bringing up the old story again, Tan Yilin recounted all the details of meeting that Taoist priest.
After listening to Xiaodao, he told Tan Yilin earnestly, "The Taoist priests of the Sun Moon Taoist Temple never go out of the Taoist temple to welcome visitors, nor do they force them to ask for incense money."
"I was thinking at the time that he didn't look like a cultivator at all." Tan Yilin didn't expect that he was actually the sixth cub, rubbed his hair and said angrily, "Unfortunately, I was looking for you at that time."
Xiaodao recalled the first meeting with Tan Yilin.The teacher worked so hard to find him, but he actually hurt him with a blood formation, and he felt guilty again.
Tan Yilin was afraid that he would think too much, so he quickly changed the subject, "What about the second time?"
Hill: "The second time, you met a girl outside the Children's Paradise."
"Which one?" There were too many girls in the Children's Paradise, and Tan Yilin couldn't remember for a while.
Xiaodao didn't have any impression either, Lan Lan was the first to react.
"I know, it's that sister!" Lan Lan ran back to the dormitory, and took out the Barbie doll and hairpin that her sister gave her.
"It turned out to be her!" Tan Yilin remembered the girl in the skirt.
Just like when he met the little Taoist priest, Tan Yilin didn't feel anything wrong at the time.
Thinking about it, it was a weekday, and the girl was at least five years old, and theoretically she should be in school.There were no adults around her, and she said she wanted to 'find a parent', but ran away in the opposite direction of the children's playground.
In fact, the girl left a lot of doubts, but Tan Yilin was too busy taking care of the cubs around him, and had no time to pay attention to the girl who met by chance.
"The third time is in the kindergarten in the city center, the first one?" Qin Yilin didn't need to remind this time, he guessed it almost immediately.
The security guard and the teacher of the admissions office of the second kindergarten, watching people order food, is extremely worldly, and a cub with no social experience will definitely not be able to pretend.
In contrast, the fat aunt in the first kindergarten found that Lan Lan was buried in Tan Yilin's arms and did not speak, so she let them go to the kindergarten by themselves.
Generally speaking, when a kindergarten teacher encounters such a situation, he must coax the child, prove his affinity, and win the trust of the parents.
The fat aunt's reaction was as if she was afraid that if she said a few more words to Tan Yilin, she would reveal herself.
"So, the sixth cub has come into contact with me many times." Tan Yilin turned around and leaned against the wall, and flipped the sign with his fingers, "Is he testing me?"
Hill replied, "He's playing with you."
"Ok?"
Hill: "A game of hide and seek."
"Hide and seek..."
Tan Yilin doesn't play games very much, but hide-and-seek is a national-level game, and he understands the rules of the game.
"Is it because I have played enough with him that he is willing to go back to kindergarten with me?"
"perhaps."
"Okay." Tan Yilin had an idea in his heart, and complained with a smile, "You playful boy."
**
In the middle of the night, Tan Yilin's dormitory was still dimly lit.
He sat in front of the computer and used modeling and office software to simulate the next encounter with Huan Zai Zai based on the time and scene of seeing Huan Zai Zai several times.
Qin Yilin majored in physics at university, and taught himself programming and algorithms in his spare time.Before becoming a cute pet UP master, half of the nine videos he contributed were realized through modeling software.
——After all, nuclear weapons are so lethal, it is impossible for Tan Yilin to actually blow up the asteroid.
Qin Yilin can not only use modeling to simulate the power of new weapons in actual combat, but also review and construct large-scale battles, simulating the trajectory of hundreds of thousands or even millions of people.
Predicting the trajectory of a cub at this moment is simply a piece of cake.After he entered the data of the first three times, the time and place of the next appearance of Huan Zai Zai already had an approximate range.
Tan Yilin saved the data, stretched and got ready to sleep.
He suffered from insomnia last night, and today he tossed until 12:30, already very sleepy.
As a result, he lay on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.
There is no light.
Tan Yilin opened his eyes and looked at the dark room.
As far back as he can remember, Tan Yilin has had a hard time falling asleep in a dark room.
Obviously, in all the memories, I have never suffered from "childhood shadow".But every time I close my eyes, I always feel oppressed and suffocated, like being imprisoned in an island that never has daylight.
Over time, Tan Yilin developed the habit of turning his day and night upside down.
"Oops, I have class tomorrow." Tan Yilin anxiously picked up the phone, turned on the flashlight, and put it next to the pillow.
Unfortunately, the flashlight can only illuminate a small area. For Tan Yilin, the light is still too weak.
Originally, he was planning to go out to buy wires and light bulbs this afternoon, but was stopped by Hill.
Can only wait for tomorrow.Tan Yilin made a helpless decision: Let's stay up for another night.
He turned off the useless flashlight, so as not to drain the battery, and the alarm clock did not go off the next day.
Tan Yilin closed his eyes again, even if he couldn't fall asleep, closing his eyes and resting his mind was considered a rest.
In the dark, when vision is deprived, hearing becomes extra acute.
Qin Yilin listened attentively, and noticed a rustling outside the door.He quickly lifted the quilt, got up and opened the door, to see which cub was restless.
As a result, the dormitory door was opened a crack, and a fluffy ball of light got in through the crack.
"Little Guangguang?!" Tan Yilin's voice was both surprised and delighted.
A small light floated into the dormitory, and in an instant, the room was filled with light.
Tan Yilin immediately reached out and touched Xiao Guangguang to his palm.Little Guangguang didn't cling to himself tightly with his light whiskers like before, but dodged restraintly for a while.
Tan Yilin was so immersed in the joy of the reunion that he didn't pay attention to this tiny reaction.
He poked Xiao Guangguang and held it in his palm twice.
The ball of light didn't turn pink like before, it seemed to be round.Originally it was only the size of an egg, but now it is about the size of a steamed bun.
Tan Yilin even felt that Xiao Guangguang had gained weight.
"Where have you been these two days?" Tan Yilin sat back on the bed holding the ball of light, teasing with a smile, "You actually got fatter."
Hill: ...
In fact, Hill doesn't know what he looks like in the form of a light sphere, he can only create one based on his feelings.
So Qin Yilin can tell the difference?
Tan Yilin rubbed against Xiao Guangguang, put him gently beside the pillow, and then lay down by himself.
"Little Guangguang." Tan Yilin whispered to him with a smile in his voice, "Good night."
Hill responded by raising the brightness.
Originally, before he turned into a ball of light, he still hesitated.
After all, he is a powerful familiar, how could he do such a thing?
result…
Really fragrant!
The treatment received by 'Xiao Guangguang' was much better than that of the Xierben Demon.
Humans not only held him in the palm of their hands, but also hugged and rubbed against him, just a big difference.
For a moment, Hill didn't know whether to be happy or sad.
Tan Yilin closed his eyes, and his breathing gradually became even and long.
Before falling asleep completely, Tan Yilin said softly, "That's great."
Xiao Guangguang:? ? ?
"You're back." In his clear voice, there was the joy of regaining what was lost.
Xiao Guangguang leaned forward and gently touched his eyes with his soft whiskers.
Find out quickly.
— I never left.
**
After sleeping until dawn, when Tan Yilin opened his eyes, the little light beside the pillow had disappeared.
He wondered if the little light he saw last night was a hallucination.
But Tan Yilin is aware of his sleeping habits that even dogs dislike. If it's hallucinations, he will definitely suffer from insomnia or nightmares.
Anyway, there were too many unnatural incidents in the kindergarten, and Tan Yilin didn't bother to think about them.He stretched comfortably, picked up teaching aids and textbooks, and prepared to teach the cubs.
Stepping into the classroom, Tan Yilin found that Hill had already arrived first.
He sat quietly in front of the classroom without speaking, his pretty face neither happy nor sad.
No matter how noisy the cubs were, he stayed out of the matter and remained motionless.It wasn't until he saw Tan Yilin that his eyes lit up with a golden light.
"Baby, go back to your place and get ready for class." Tan Yilin has been teaching for three months and has already adapted to the work of a kindergarten teacher.
He clapped his hands to maintain classroom discipline.
"Okay~" Lan Lan stepped on the bear slippers, spread her arms and wings, and flew back to her seat like a cheerful little butterfly.
"Wooooow!" The wolf cub roared at the young dragon twice.
"Cuckoo!" The young dragon stared at Brother Gou with his bright eyes, reluctantly parting the hooked tails.
When Xiaodao gets up every day, he will immediately take the little mermaid out of the dormitory and put it into the small pool in the classroom.
The lower body of the baby mermaid is soaked in the water, and the upper body can just lie on the side of the desk.He has a pair of dexterous hands, which does not affect his usual lectures and homework.
Although, Tan Yilin felt that if the mermaid baby knew that he had to do so much homework, he would rather swap his upper body and lower body, having a human body and a fish's head.
Hill sat there, watching the cubs go from noisy to quiet, and they never wanted to move their nests.
Anyway, where he was sitting didn't affect the class, so Tan Yilin went with him and rang the wind chime in the middle of the podium manually.
There is no class bell in the kindergarten, so Tan Yilin arranged the classroom and specially bought a bunch of jingling wind chimes, which sound very pleasant.
Every time Tan Yilin rings the wind chime, it means that class is about to start.
"Good morning, everyone." Tan Yilin came to the middle of the podium and asked everyone with a smile, "Have you had breakfast yet?"
"Aww!" The wolf cub replied the loudest.
Not to be outdone, Lan Lan shouted at the top of her voice, "I've eaten it!"
Tan Yilin rubbed his ears, waved his hands to signal them to keep their voices down, and continued, "We will continue the lecture from the last class today. Does anyone remember what was taught in the last class?"
"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
The wolf cub immediately became quiet, and the whole dog lay on the table without wagging its tail, for fear that Teacher Qin would call his name.
Lan Lan is definitely the most active when given the chance to answer questions, raising her little hand high.After giving the answer crisply, he still laughed at the wolf cub as a stupid dog.
But yesterday Tan Yilin stayed in bed and didn't go to class. After such a long interval, Lan Lan also forgot what was said in the last class.He covered his face with his little wings and hid himself, pretending that Tan Yilin didn't notice.
In the middle of the classroom, the little mermaid blinked her sea-blue eyes, smiled and looked at Teacher Tan, looking fearless.
——Actually, the mermaid baby also forgot, but he can't speak, so it's useless for Tan Yilin to name the little mermaid.
Looking at the entire classroom, only Baby Xiaodao is reliable.
Qin Yilin pointed out the name of Xiaodao and asked him to tell the younger brothers what was taught in the last class.
Xiao Dao's expression froze obviously, and he stood up and replied, "Tao is the foundation of change, neither birth nor death, formless, formless, without beginning and end..."
"Stop." Tan Yilin felt something was wrong after hearing half a sentence.He decided to give Xiaodao another chance and reminded, "Xiaodao, the last class is Chinese class."
Xiaodao pondered for a moment and began to recite the Tao Te Ching.
Qin Yilin had a headache.
He gave lectures diligently every day, but none of the five cubs in the class listened carefully.
Simply too much!
With a sullen face, Tan Yilin patted the podium heavily.
The five cubs cheered up immediately, and ten eyes fixed on Tan Yilin.
The kind, gentle, and amiable teacher Qin smiled and announced cruelly:
"Students, there is no class today."
"Wow~~" The wolf cub jumped onto the desk, just about to cheer.
I heard Tan Yilin say cruelly, "The exam is today."
"Ow?"
"What?"
"take an exam?"
"..." The baby mermaid's smile gradually disappeared.Although he can't speak, his hands can still move.
Qin Yilin is a standard activist, he will do it when he says it.According to the intelligence level of the five students, he produced five sets of test papers.
Each test paper has ten questions, each question is ten points, a total of one hundred points.
According to the rules set by Mr. Qin, [-] points is considered a pass, and [-] points is considered excellent.The cubs must get a passing score before Teacher Qin will take them out to play, otherwise they will have to take the make-up exam.
And Zai Zai with the highest test score will become the protagonist of the vlog for the next outing.
These two conditions are very attractive to cubs.So, the five cubs geared up to pass the exam.
Qin Yilin specially hired Mr. Hill as the invigilator to patrol the exam with him.
Lest the cubs get along too well and cheat on each other.
"Aww..." The wolf cub barked weakly, the poor little tail couldn't move.
Considering that the silly dog's paws can't write, Tan Yilin gave it all choice and judgment questions, and they were very simple.
Question 3: 2-[-]=?
A, 5
B, 3
C, 1
D, 2
The wolf cub blinked his green animal pupils, raised the plum blossom pad, and confidently pressed paw prints on each option.
I know every number in this question~
Question [-]: The sun is behind the mountains, what is the next sentence?
A. Lan Lan didn't wake up
B. At noon on the day of hoeing
C. The Yellow River flows into the sea
D. Dogs love meat
At any rate, the wolf cub is a cultured dog who has been taught, so he knows a few words.
It stared at the question, looked at it carefully for a while, and then pressed its paw prints in front of options A and D.
"Ouch~"
It knows both the words 'Lanlan' and 'Dog'. It must be the smartest dog in the world.
Tan Yilin wandered to the wolf cub's desk with a grim expression on his face.
The silly dog is hopeless, destroy it, hurry up.
The young dragon was even younger, and had only been in class for half a month. The questions Tan Yilin gave it were all difficult for babies.
For example, count from one to three, learn the pronunciation of 'teacher' and so on.
Qin Yilin stretched out three fingers, trying to guide the young dragon to count.The young dragon immediately stretched out its front paws, wanting to play with him.
Helpless, Tan Yilin could only give up the first question and move on to the second question.
"Baby, read with me, old—teacher—teacher."
The young dragon Heiliang Doudou looked at him and yelled loudly, "咩咩~"
"No, call the teacher."
"Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~"
"..."
That's fine, this one didn't help either.
Except for these two little ones, the rest of the babies answered the questions well.
Although Lan Lan's memory is not very good, she listened carefully to every class.Qin Yilin didn't come up with any deliberately difficult questions, and Lan Lan wrote very seriously, trying her best to get [-] points and become the hero of the next VLOG.
Although the baby mermaid hasn't attended classes for a few days, he has been receiving cultural influences at a well-known institution of higher learning in the country, University A, and he is still an alumnus of Qin Yilin.
Tan Yilin nodded in satisfaction, and finally came to Xiaodao.
Student Xiaodao knows astronomy first, and geography second. Logically speaking, he should not be troubled by ordinary questions.
However, Tan Yilin stopped at Xiaodao's desk and found that he was stumped by the reading questions.
The reading material is easy to understand.
The article was written by an author from a single-parent family, recalling his childhood and expressing his admiration and love for his mother.
The cubs of the Dao tribe have no mothers, so it is difficult for Xiaodao to understand the great maternal love. After reading the materials, he pondered for a long time.
Tan Yilin guessed his thoughts, and told Xiaodao softly, "If you can't understand maternal love, you can change your way of thinking and think about taking care of your elders."
Xiaodao asked, "Can I miss Teacher Tan?"
"..." Tan Yilin hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said yes.
He found out that the cubs in the kindergarten basically regarded him as a male mother.
What can we do?
Tan Yilin can only accept his fate and lie flat, accept and enjoy the status quo.
After the cubs answered the questions, Teacher Tan took out a red pen and corrected them face to face.
Kindergarten students, although they are all demons, but being corrected by the teacher face-to-face, the sense of oppression and terror is no less than that of human students.
Tan Yilin first picked up the test paper full of paw prints from the wolf cub, and after some corrections, he directly gave zero points.
"Dog, look at your test paper. There's no way to give you marks." Tan Yilin picked up a corner of the test paper and handed it to Wolf Cub, "Let's prepare for the make-up exam."
"Aww!" The wolf cub was so angry that he bit the test paper, rolled it into a ball, and raised the plum-blossom pad to pat it hard.
The second one to correct the young dragon's test paper, Tan Yilin picked up the test paper and found that only charred ashes remained, and the paper had been burned by the young dragon's fire.
Tan Yilin calmly told it, "Make up the exam."
"Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~"
"A make-up exam is necessary." Tan Yilin glanced at it, "It doesn't matter what you call it now."
The young dragon was silent for a moment, its black eyes darted half a circle, then turned around and hugged Hill's leg.
"Papa!" Don't worry, he actually wants to torture the cute dragon with an exam.
Qin Yilin:? ? ?
Hill looked down at the young dragon, then at Tan Yilin sideways, and decided to stand by Tan Yilin's side.
"Make up the exam well." Hill said to the young dragon.
"..." The young dragon was desperate, staggered to find brother wolf, and sprayed a fireball on its test paper.
"Aww!" My paper!
After solving those two, the test papers of the remaining students are still pleasing to the eye.
Lan Lan answered the questions very carefully, with neat strokes.It's a pity that he was a little careless, and he made several mistakes in the silent writing question, and only got [-] points.
The mermaid baby's handwriting is clear and meaningful, like a great calligrapher.
The answers to the questions are clear, and there are almost no faults to be found, so it is a matter of course to get [-] points.
Also got [-] points, and student Xiaodao.The two cubs tied for first place, but there can only be one vlog protagonist.
Xiaodao took the initiative to say, "Teacher Qin, let me give this opportunity to the fish brother. When I was answering the question, the teacher reminded me, so I didn't get [-] points."
The baby mermaid is petite and looks about the same age as Lan Lan.But he is 15 years old, the oldest big brother in the kindergarten.
"Okay, I really need to officially introduce the little mermaid to the audience. Everyone is looking forward to the new baby." Qin Yilin adopted Xiaodao's plan, and said, "In the next vlog, let Xiaodao be the protagonist. I do remind you, But this 100 points is obtained by your strength, and outstanding children should be rewarded."
Xiaodao smiled beautifully, "Thank you, Teacher Tan!"
"Hmph." Lan Lan held the 90-point test paper and huddled in a corner to draw a circle, "I have already been the world's number one actor, so it's not rare!"
"Aww~" The wolf cub laughed happily at him.
Lan Lan pointed to its nose and yelled loudly, "Stupid dog, hurry up and make up the exam!"
Wolf cub: ...
The dog's joy is gone.
Tan Yilin laughed loudly seeing the two of them hurting each other.
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