The villain cute cub kindergarten

At the end of August, University A had not officially started school, and only a few sporadic students were still in school.Due to the requirements of the school, the tutors and professors of the Department of Physics made an appointment to come to the school for a seminar.

The seminar was scheduled to be held in the office of the School of Physics. The old professor walked in front and pushed open the door of the school office. Qin Yilin saw familiar faces.

Tan Yilin: "Hi teachers, long time no see!"

When all the instructors saw Tan Yilin, their expressions were both surprised and happy, and they all got up to greet him.

Seeing him pushing the stroller, all the teachers reached a consensus tacitly, congratulating him on his early marriage and the birth of his precious son.

Qin Yilin couldn't argue with anything, and had to prevent the teacher from opening the curtain, using the excuse that the baby had just fallen asleep.

As soon as the words were finished, the wolf cub inside yelled 'ooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'" inside the wolf cub yelled.

Tan Yilin said without changing his face, "He likes to talk in his sleep when he sleeps."

The eyes of the mentors became strange, "...uh, this dream talk is quite unique."

——What the hell did you give birth to?

Tan Yilin showed a smirk, and he couldn't keep fooling around.

Fortunately, Xiaodao was clever, and he greeted the teachers obediently and cleverly, attracting their attention.Lan Lan is timid, she hides behind her brother and hums a few words, her baby voice is very cute.

Tan Yilin hurriedly found a corner and hid the crib behind him, so as not to be discovered by the teachers.

If it is said that atheism accounts for more than 50% of the world, then this proportion can be increased by 99.99% in physics majors.

A famous physicist once said: Everything in the world can be proved by physics, and the existence of black holes can be deduced through publicity.

There are also physicists who try to prove the existence of God through formulas.It's a pity that he went to see God before he came to a conclusion.But it does not prevent most physics majors from becoming staunch materialist atheists.

After all, materialism, physical things.

Qin Yilin was afraid that his mentors would open the curtain and see the young dragon that destroyed and reshaped their world view.

All the teachers gathered around Lan Lan and Xiaodao, asking from 'what's the child's name' to 'what is your dream', 'do you want to be admitted to Qingbei or A University in the future', and finally remembered today's theme: teaching seminar.

Today's seminar is organized by the school, so the school will send people to attend.

At first, everyone thought it was someone from the Academic Affairs Department, but just before the meeting, they found out that the school director had actually arrived in person.

The 'school director' is not an employee of University A, but the largest investor in the school.It is said that since the last century, the school directors have generously contributed to the school, donating money, buildings and equipment, making University A one of the top institutions of higher learning in the country, and it is nicknamed "the chairman of the school".

Now, Mr. School Manager has already retired, and he simply lives in the family courtyard of A family.

He is full of white hair, hale and hearty, no one knows how old the school director is.When Tan Yilin was a freshman, he heard the legend of the school director's grandpa told by his senior senior.Now that he has graduated from senior year, the grandfather of the school director is still in good health, and he may be able to borrow another 500 years from the sky.

Before knowing the existence of the Demon Race, Tan Yilin at most thought that the old man had a good physique and didn't think much about it.

And now-

Leaning on a cane, the school manager walked briskly into the office, and his gaze instantly became intriguing.

"He is Bai Ze." Xiaodao said softly.

Qin Yilin understood.

Before coming to University A, he guessed with Xiaodao that there might be ancient auspiciousness in the school.

Academic discussions of physics majors are always boring and boring.

The school manager had only been listening for half an hour, and then he squinted his eyes and snored arrogantly in a very real way.Shocking and soul-stirring, he abruptly interrupted the lecturer.

"School manager? School manager!" The teacher next to him called him loudly.

"Hey, what's the matter?" the school manager said tremblingly after waking up from his dream, "I'm getting old, and I feel drowsy every day."

"Take care of yourself! Go back and rest." The teacher looked around and waved to Tan Yilin who came over to make soy sauce, "Xiao Qin, send the school manager back to the subordinate courtyard."

"Okay." Tan Yilin just wanted to talk to the school manager, so he accepted the task decisively.

He pushed the stroller with one hand and supported the school manager with the other.

As soon as he walked out of the teaching building and returned to the family home away from the crowd, the school manager immediately changed his appearance.His legs stopped shaking, his back stopped hunched, and even his voice became decades younger in an instant.

The school manager asked: "Are you here to find the mermaid?"

Qin Yilin nodded, "You know?"

"Of course. Since the first appearance of the mermaid, in just 30 years, hundreds of demons and ghosts have come." The school manager turned around, his white hair instantly changed into blue silk, the wrinkles on his face disappeared, and he became seventeen. The appearance of an eight-year-old boy in the prime of his life, the kind that would be stopped to check his ID card when he went to an Internet cafe.

He was lazily lying on the rocking chair, his eyelids raised, and his eyes swept over Tan Yilin and the two little classmates.

"The Taoist around you should have told you, right? I'm Bai Ze."

Qin Yilin nodded, hummed,

"Thirty years ago, I passed by here by chance and met a mermaid with a severed tail. You may not know that a mermaid with a severed tail is not far from death. Before she died, she asked me to take care of the child in her womb , I agree." When Bai Ze said this, his voice was slightly lowered, "The demons seldom communicate with each other and do not rely on each other. Please ask me at the end of her life, she should really be desperate."

"Because the message left by the mermaid was too obvious, not long after she died, the punishment envoy rushed over, intending to kill the weeds. I drove away the punishment envoy and threw the mermaid eggs to the bottom of the water. After leaving the mother's body, its gestation period is infinite. Long. Even if I provide it with aura every day, it still took 15 years for the little mermaid to be born." Bai Ze looked out of the window, his eyes were very light, but there was a touch of tenderness in his eyes, "In order for the little mermaid to grow up safely, I renovated this school All the buildings, the water circulation system was reworked, and artificial lakes and fountains were built for it."

"Ah!" Tan Yilin suddenly realized.

No wonder when he was studying, he always felt that the school's water source was exceptionally clean.

There is also an artificial lake, the water quality is very good and clear to the bottom, but there are no fish and aquatic plants in it.

"Although I have done a lot, this place is too dangerous and still not suitable for little mermaids to survive. So, I have been waiting for you to take him to kindergarten." Bai Ze quietly looked at the blue sky and white clouds outside, and said softly, "Your hand You should take another bone flute and look for it at the fountain."

After Tan Yilin listened in silence, he only asked, "What about you?"

"I've stayed here for more than 30 years, and I don't want to leave yet." Bai Ze looked back, his brows lowered, "After a while, I'll get tired of staying here, so I'll fake my death once, and start a new life in a different place and with a different identity."

Compared with humans, demons have a very long lifespan.In order not to arouse the suspicion of the people around them, they would fake their deaths every few decades, and then change their identities to live again.

Lan Lan was only three years old. He snapped his fingers and calculated how many years he would have to wait before he could play fake death.Xiaodao took his younger brother's hand and told him that feigning death is not fun.In the baby carriage, the wolf cubs and young dragons who didn't understand these things hooked their tails and yelled "cuckoo" and "owoo".

The noisier the cubs around him, the lonelier Mr. Bai Ze was.

Tan Yilin stared fixedly, inexplicably feeling his sadness.

He has feelings for the school he has lived in for 30 years, so what about the little mermaid he has raised for 30 years?

It must be very reluctant.

Qin Yilin: "Mr. Bai Ze, if you want, you can come to the kindergarten with the little mermaid."

"I'm not a cub, what are you doing there?" Bai Ze waved his hand impatiently, signaling them to go out, "You go, I should rest."

Tan Yilin wanted to say something else, but seeing that he was indifferent to answering, he had no choice but to leave the room.

The campus of University A covers a vast area, and there are many places with water.If you search aimlessly, it is estimated that it will take two or three days.

Thanks to the clues provided by Mr. Bai Ze, the target is directly targeting the fountain in the North District.However, the family home is located on the West Campus, six to seven kilometers away from the North Campus, and it takes an hour to walk.

Now it is summer vacation, the buses in the school are at a standstill, and other cars cannot enter the school.Qin Yilin wanted to push the baby carriage, afraid that Lanlan and Xiaodao would be tired from walking, so he scanned the QR code for them to open a small shared bicycle.

"What is this?" Lan Lan squatted in front of the car, poked the wheel with her hand, and asked naively, "Will it fly like a car?"

Qin Yilin held up the camera with his hands free, and joked while taking pictures, "Cars can't fly."

Lan Lan said stubbornly, "It can fly! It's faster than me!"

Qin Yilin: "Next time I will take you by plane, the plane will be faster."

Little friend Lan Lan tilted his head, "What is an airplane?"

Coincidentally, a plane passed by in the sky at this time, dragging out a long cloud of the plane.Brother Xiaodao pointed to the clouds above a thousand meters, and told his brother that it was the plane.

"Wow..." Lan Lan raised her neck, stared at the plane intently, and then lowered her head to look at her little wings, which could only fly one meter.

Hey, it's scary that humans can fly so high.

Lan Lan was a little frustrated, and murmured to comfort herself, "If I fly on the plane, I can fly higher than the plane."

"Aww~" Dog Translator: Sister is really useless.

Lan Lan felt aggrieved and almost cried angrily.

Lan Lan, who is delicate and short-legged, certainly doesn't know how to do such a difficult operation as 'riding a bicycle'.

Xiaodao's ancestors learned many human skills, including cycling, so he was born with it.The height of the small bike is low, and the trail has longer legs than children of the same age. It is easy for Lan Lan to sit on the back of the bike and hug her.

"How do you sit?" Lan Lan tried several times, and sat on the back seat with her legs spread apart without any image.

Qin Yilin laughed heartlessly, reminding the two of them to pay attention to safety, and said to the camera, "Kids, don't imitate, it is very dangerous to lead people by bicycle."

After a pause for a few seconds, he said again, "My cubs are fine, they are resistant to falling."

As soon as the words fell, Lan Lan's ghostly crying and howling wolves came from afar.

"Teacher Yiling, save me~ It's so scary!" Lan Lan cried and groaned in the wind.

Tan Yilin repeated again, "Especially Lan Lan, she is very tough and resistant to falling."

Lan Lan:? ? ?

You are not a false teacher.

The trail has great potential for drag racing, and the effect of abruptly turning the small bike into a racing-level mountain bike is to take the lead.

After five or ten minutes of trekking, Qin Yilin, who was pushing a stroller, finally arrived at the fountain, and saw Lan Lan sitting by the fountain with a pale face and shutting herself up.

Xiaodao ran to a nearby shopping mall and spent huge sums of money to buy a bunch of strawberries, cherries, and cherries, trying to make his brother happy.

Lan Lan kept eating with a small mouth, but she still muttered and complained about the trail, blaming him for riding too fast.

"I, I cried so loudly, I told you to stop, but you still have to continue riding." Lan Lan hiccupped, angrily ate a large strawberry, and complained loudly to Xiaodao.

"I'm sorry." Xiaodao admitted his mistake very well, and immediately apologized to Lan Lan.

Before Lan Lan could forgive him, Xiaodao added innocently, "You always say what you mean, and I thought you said 'no' to tell me to 'hurry up'."

Lan Lan:? ? ?

Who is duplicity!

This blood family is so noble, weeping.

The campus environment of University A is elegant, and it is definitely one of the best among many institutions of higher learning.The fountain landscape on the North Campus is expensive, and it is also equipped with music and lights. When tourists come to visit University A, they must come to the fountain to check in.

Qin Yilin turned on the camera again, took the fountain and the surrounding blooming hydrangea into the shot, and introduced it to the audience with a rich voice.

"Now what everyone sees is the representative landscape of A, the artificial fountain. There are several electric water pumps under the surface, and the water column is sprayed vertically upwards by means of pressurization. Then the water column overcomes gravity to do work upwards, and the top is affected by air resistance. , forming surface tension. And the pump stops supplying energy..."

He speaks fluently and clearly, eloquently, and is the top 10 most familiar to the audience.

However, the cubs around were a little bit broken.

Lan Lan seemed to be a monkey who heard Tang Seng chanting sutras, her head was dizzy, and she was circling all kinds of technical terms that she didn't understand, such as 'gravity potential energy', 'surface tension', 'electromagnetic field', 'transformation' and so on.

The wolf cub can understand a little bit of human words, pricked up his ears and tried hard to distinguish for a while, his originally unintelligent head became even more stupid, and the IQ he recharged in recent months has been fed to the dog.

The young dragon couldn't understand it at all, but felt that Tan Yilin's voice had a hypnotic power, making him so sleepy that he didn't even want to play with his tail.

Xiaodao is knowledgeable and can basically understand the principles of Tan Yilin's lectures.Just because he can understand, Xiaodao's eyes are the most dull.His eyes were straightened, and he even faintly felt the feeling of headache that Taoists shouldn't have.I silently decided in my heart: I will never study physics in the future!

Those who engage in physics are terrible.

Xiao Guangguang came out, and rubbed her light beard against Tan Yilin's neck and ears, secretly thinking it was funny.

He could feel that Tan Yilin was trying hard to introduce the scenery.Only because the science students had nothing to say, they broke up a lot.

In fact, he only needs to tell the audience that 'the fountain in A is very beautiful', without too many fancy adjectives.

This, is it difficult?

——For Tan Yilin, it was very difficult.

Qin Yilin analyzed the operation principle of the fountain eloquently, and then added calmly, "Actually, I studied in University A for four years, and I rarely took time to look at the fountain. For me, the ocean of knowledge is more interesting. I hope that in front of the screen The children should study hard and apply for the Physics Department of University A in the future."

Department of Physics, University A:? ? ?

I can thank you!

When this video is broadcast, the children will find out that after learning physics, they will lose their hair and the most basic language description skills, which will definitely block physics majors across the country.

After Tan Yilin introduced the school with 'very enthusiasm', he filmed a section of the cub's daily life, and then turned off the camera and took out the bone flute.

He didn't make any movement, the mermaid's bone flute sensed the cub, and even sang on its own initiative.

Tan Yilin listened attentively, it was a sweet melody, but extremely sad.

The artificial lake is connected to the bottom of the fountain, and the bone flute rang for a while, causing ripples on the other side of the artificial lake.Qin Yilin is familiar with University A. There are no fish or underwater plants in the artificial lake, so the little mermaid must be the one who made the ripples!

"There!" After searching for so many days, I finally found it.

Tan Yilin was overjoyed and couldn't wait to run over to meet the little mermaid.

As a result, as soon as he moved his body, the wolf cub jumped out of the stroller.

"Ow!" It made a shrill cry, exactly the same as it was heard in the children's playground last time.

Lan Lan was taken aback, she blinked and asked confusedly, "What's the matter?"

The talisman in Xiaodao's arms reacted, and he quickly grabbed Tan Yilin, "Teacher Tan, put away the bone flute, there are divine punishment envoys around."

Hearing this, Tan Yilin immediately put away the bone flute, and the singing of the mermaid also stopped.

According to Bai Ze, in the past 30 years, God's punishment envoys have come many times, trying to kill the mermaid cubs.

A mermaid cub is naturally good at hiding and can hide underwater for 200 years if it doesn't hear its parents.The God of Punishment couldn't find the cub, so he wandered around University A all year round.

If Tan Yilin called out the mermaid cub at this time, he would most likely kill it.

"Let's leave first." Tan Yilin quickly made a decision, "It's not suitable to call it out today."

"Well, that's the only way to go." Xiaodao nodded, "The God's Retribution Envoy must be driven away, otherwise we won't be able to take the little mermaid away."

Tan Yilin stared at the water surface from a distance, the clear and shallow ripples became calm again, and the little mermaid hid again.

He picked up the cub who was out of control, stroked the back to comfort him, and put it back in the stroller.

The young dragon spread its short front paws, threw itself into the wolf cub's arms, and made a sound, "Coo coo."

The pup didn't respond to it.

The young dragon flicked its tail, blinked its black eyes, and continued to cry, "Cuckoo."

The wolf cub still didn't respond, and moved to the side, limp and lying on its stomach.It's just that the fluffy tail passed over and hooked the tail of the young dragon.

"Cuckoo!" The young dragon slowly moved to the side of the wolf cub, and rushed over again, lovingly rubbing against the little brother.

Thanks to the comfort of his younger brother, the wolf cub calmed down faster than last time.

In the crib covered with curtains, the sounds of 'cuckoo' and 'ooooooo' were heard very quickly.

Back in the kindergarten, Tan Yilin and Xiaodao researched how to get rid of the god's punishment around the little mermaid.

Xiaodao opened his mouth, "I've almost recovered, I can..."

"Huh?" Tan Yilin glared at him.

Xiaodao held back the words silently, muttering softly, "I didn't say anything."

Tan Yilin: "Apart from that, what else can I do?"

"Let me think about it..." Xiaodao thought hard for a long time, and told Tan Yilin, "There are so many people in the school, and the two races of gods and demons dare not make too much noise if they want to maintain order in the world. So in the past ten years, Mr. Bai Ze has been unable to drive away God's punishment. Even the God's Punishment Envoy can't catch the little mermaid, which means they are in a state of mutual checks and balances. As long as we find a way to break this check and balance, we can drive away the God's Punishment Envoy."

Qin Yilin understood in seconds, "As long as one side is strengthened, the balance will be broken. So, I can invite another Xiangrui to accompany me to University A to find the little mermaid."

Xiaodao frowned, "Yes, but this method is difficult to implement. The surviving big demons are good at hiding, and it is difficult for us to find them. Even if we find them, the demons seldom communicate with each other, so he will definitely not help."

Xiaodao talked a lot at length, but found that Tan Yilin didn't listen carefully at all, and fiddled with his phone with his head down.

After Tan Yilin sent the message, he showed the chat history to Xiaodao, and said lightly, "It's done."

Xiaodao:? ? ?

tease me?

Xiaodao, who was full of question marks, leaned over and read the conversation carefully.

Tan Yilin: Boss Cuckoo, I want to ask you something.

Cuckoo Sauce: Here we come~~10 Is Cuckoo updated today?

Tan Yilin: Don't rush us, we can still be friends.

Qin Yilin: I should update tomorrow.

Cuckoo Sauce: Ahhh~ Happy~ I can see the cubs tomorrow!Update it sooner, I will recommend it to you during the live broadcast tomorrow night~

Cuckoo Sauce: [Scattering flowers in circles.jpg]

Tan Yilin: Thank you, but this is not what I want to ask.

Cuckoo Sauce: Huh?

Tan Yilin told him the whole story, and asked Gu Gu Jiang if he could accompany him to University A.

Cuckoo Sauce: Okay, okay~ But there is a condition!

Qin Yilin: What condition?

Cuckoo Sauce: I want to make a video!People also want to participate in Zai Zai's daily life~

Cuckoo Sauce: [Star Eyes.jpg]

Qin Yilin: Good.

Goo Goo Sauce: Wow~~10 I love you!Ben Gu, book your flight ticket now, wait for me!

Cuckoo sauce is vigorous and resolute.He has a live broadcast tomorrow, so he booked a flight ticket to this city the day after tomorrow.Recently, there is an upsurge of college students returning to school, and it is difficult to book tickets.

Gu Gu Jiang is rich and self-willed, so he directly bought the first-class cabin. Tan Yilin couldn't help admiring his ability to adapt to the world, he was simply too proficient.

He sent a screenshot of the booking, and Tan Yilin accidentally knew his name.

Phoenix Chirp

so cute!

After watching the entire conversation, Xiaodao left the words "I'm going to sleep" and left Tan Yilin's dormitory silently.

He needs to calm down, this matter is beyond Xiaodao's knowledge.

——It was agreed that there is no relationship between the demons, and they will never communicate with each other?

In the dormitory, Xiao Guangguang was green all over, staring sourly at the '10 I love you' sent by Gu Gu Jiang.

The whole world wants to snatch human beings from me, what kind of suffering is this?

**

Before Cuckoo Sauce flew over, Qin Yilin processed the vlog material of visiting University A, and released the update happily.

It was only three days since his last update.The audience familiar with the top ten burst into tears and sent barrages with tears in their eyes.

[Is this a miracle?Ten coo coo update so fast! 】

[Oh my god, not counting the review time, only 55 hours have passed]

[Has the UP owner been hacked? 】

【Who are you?Bring back the top ten I know! 】

【High yield like sow】

[The donkeys in the production team are not as capable as you]

The update frequency is too fast, and the audience unanimously suspects that his account has been hacked.

Tan Yilin saw these barrages and decided to googoo next time.

In the middle of the video, when Tan Yilin introduced the fountain, there was a large-scale sliding and kneeling scene in the barrage.

【I was wrong, I shouldn't have said you are a sow, master stop reading it】

[Ten Ten must have not been hacked, the same style of frigid introduction]

[I have always felt that the top ten are more hard-core only when introducing weapons and battles.Now I find that I was wrong, the top ten introduced a fountain, which is also very hardcore]

[Hard core, awesome! 】

【As expected of you】

[After listening to this paragraph, Shehu recalls the fear of being dominated by the college entrance examination]

[I feel sorry for Lan Lan and Xiaodao for three seconds, looking at the two children, their faces are full of happiness]

[Hahahahaha!Lanlan and Xiaodao laughed so hard at me, emoticon package arrangement]

The audience's reaction was subtle, and Tan Yilin thought about it seriously, wondering if he should re-edit the video and cut this part out.

As a result, as soon as he opened the software, a dialog box for video editing popped up.

Video Editing: Ahhhhh!

Video Editing: 10 Brothers, I'm Sorry, I'll Slip and Kneel for You!

Video Editing: You are the best! 10. God forever!

Tan Yilin slowly tapped a question mark.

Video Editing: Your introduction to mudslides is a hot search!There is also space, circle of friends, and certain voices, all of which are posting the video of you introducing the fountain.

Video editor: Hahahaha how much traffic does this attract?I apologize for my youthful recklessness. 10 big guys, I am willing to follow you forever!

Tan Yilin: Did you buy hot searches for me?

Video editing: Are you kidding me how can I have money?I swear with integrity, the hot search must have climbed up by myself!

Tan Yilin: Please don't swear by something you don't have.

Qin Yilin closed the dialog box, clicked on the real-time hot search list, and saw the entry related to himself at No. 47.

#10 This is the worst time A fountain was hacked#

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