I became popular after pretending to be green tea to provoke the rich and powerful

As the Spring Festival is approaching, Jiang Weiye is forced to act as a coolie. He not only accompanies Yu Chu to buy new year's goods as a handbag boy, but also accompanies him to clean Yu's old house.

Young Master Jiang, who is not working hard and does not distinguish between grains and grains, tried to refuse: "Don't be so troublesome, I will call you a part-time worker."

"No, cleaning by yourself will make you feel like a new year." Yu Chu handed him a rag, and pointed to Yu Xin: "Look, Yu Xin works so hard, you are so strong and strong, you have come here, no It’s unreasonable to do some work.”

Jiang Weiye threw away the rag and went on strike, sitting on the sofa like an old man who came to drink tea.

Yu Xin ran to Jiang Weiye's side and asked, "Brother Weiye, are you tired?" Although so far, she hasn't seen him do any work.

Jiang Weiye didn't want to lie to children, he said, "I'm not tired."

"Oh..." With a carefree smile on Yu Xin's face, she said to him, "It's great that you can come."

"Ok?"

"Before Chinese New Year, only my brother and I were together."

It is conceivable how deserted and lonely the two brothers and sisters without parents are during the happy family festival.

Jiang Weiye was moved, approached Yu Chu, and asked him softly, "Do you want me to accompany you for the New Year?"

"Don't mess around, you go back to your own home."

"They're busy, it doesn't matter if I'm missing." Especially his father, who doesn't like him every day, and he doesn't really want to go back and scold him.

"You just talk nonsense." Yu Chu didn't believe his nonsense at all. Jiang Weiye was so spoiled and grew up. For such a traditional and important festival, everyone in the family must miss him.

Yu Chu picked up the rag again and put it in his hand: "I'll be happy if you help me share some work, otherwise Yu Xin and I will be very tired."

"Okay." Although Jiang Weiye didn't want to do housework, he still knew how to love others.

He was tall, and the task of wiping the ceiling light fell on him.Yu Chu helped him put on the mask with his own hands, so as not to get ashes on his nose.

Seeing the intimate behavior of the two brothers, Yu Xin touched her forehead in a strange way.

The three of them had been busy all morning, and finally cleaned the living room and kitchen.

After lunch, Yu Xin went back to her bedroom to take a lunch break on time, leaving only Yu Chu and Jiang Weiye in the living room.

The two sat on the sofa and watched TV for a while.

Jiang Weiye suddenly said, "Aren't you going to take me to your room for a tour?"

"It's nothing to look at." Probably the eldest young master would say something that was not as big as my kennel after reading it, and Yu Chu could imagine his disgusted tone.

However, Jiang Weiye insisted on watching, Yu Chu had no choice but to take him into the house.

The bedroom is not big, but it is very tidy, and the objects are placed in an orderly manner, which can completely tell the personality of the owner.

"Not bad, very warm."

It was rare for Jiang Weiye to say a few good words, Yu Chu was in a good mood, took out a photo album from the drawer, and asked him, "Would you like to see my childhood photos."

"Since you invited me so actively, I'll take a look."

"..." Yu Chu flipped through the somewhat yellowed photo album, suppressed his longing and sadness, pointed to a young couple and said, "This was taken by my parents before I was born."

Jiang Weiye said, "It's a good match."

"That's right, the neighbors around our house, as well as my parents' colleagues, all said so."

With a sense of comfort, Jiang Weiye gently touched his shoulder, and changed the subject: "Where's your photo?"

Yu Chu turned a few pages back: "Here, this is me."

Jiang Weiye took a closer look, looked at it more carefully than he did when he read the exam questions back then, and finally came to the conclusion: "You looked like a doll when you were young." It was just a small, snow-white glutinous rice dumpling, cute It's so good that people can't help but want to hold her in her arms and kiss her a few times.

He stretched out his "evil hand" and wanted to take this photo as his own, but Yu Chu slapped the back of his hand fiercely halfway.

"What are you doing?" Yu Chu asked.

Jiang Weiye: "Give it to me, take it back to ward off evil spirits."

Yu Chu was helpless: "You want other people's things, can you learn to say something nice?"

Jiang Weiye refused to give in, and quickly took out his mobile phone to take a photo, and said triumphantly, "It's the same when I print it myself."

Yu Chu was shocked by his coquettish operation, and didn't know whether to be angry or laugh.

The two quarreled and quarreled in this small room to warm up their relationship, but some of them felt sad in the huge villa.

Zhou Qinqing, who was still unable to get out of the sad mood, posted a sentimental message on Moments: "At the age when I was the most ignorant and ignorant of love, I met the boy I was destined to be. Time has passed, and he still doesn't understand love, and I still don't understand love." waiting for him."

Many of her friends came to care about her sincerely or hypocritically, asking, "What's wrong?"

"Are you in love?"

"Beauty lost love?"

For those who are not familiar with it, Zhou Qinqing made an excuse to perfunctory: "It's just posting after watching the movie."

Some people believed this rhetoric.

Zhou Yao also swiped into this circle of friends, combined with some things Peng Tao told him, and the little friendship with Zhou Qinqing, he immediately understood it.He has always liked to join in the fun, and he also likes to watch the fun. He is afraid that Jiang Weiye will not see it, so he specially took a screenshot for him.

Jiang Weiye: "?"

Zhou Yao didn't understand what Jiang Weiye's question mark meant. He was not sure whether the other party understood or didn't understand, so he also sent a "?"

Jiang Weiye: "Where is Zhou Qinqing playing in the non-mainstream sad QQ space ten years ago?"

When Zhou Yao saw this sentence, he almost burst into tears from laughter, and his typing hands were not steady: "You only have this sentence?"

"Otherwise?" Jiang Weiye withdrew and re-edited: "Why hasn't she gotten rid of it yet?"

The more Zhou Yao looked at it, the more amusing he was, and he forwarded the chat records of the two to the small group of four.Li Mingzhe was the first to react, swiping the screen with "hahahahahaha" wantonly, Peng Tao seemed to understand, and laughed twice in conjunction.

Seeing Peng Tao talking in the group, Zhou Yao poked him privately: "Seriously, hurry up and persuade your Qingqing to stop making wild ideas. Look at Weiye's brain circuit. Ordinary people fall in love with him." That sucks." It's like I want to talk to you about romance, but you tell me that snow beer is not bad.

Peng Tao and him are not on the same channel, but it is rare that there is someone to talk to who takes the initiative to come to his door, and he can't stop talking: "Why do you think Qingqing is not unrequitedly in love with our Wei Ye? Wild Face is handsome, tall, smart, rich and powerful and doesn't mess around... Hey wait, it seems quite worthy of liking..."

Zhou Yao added for him: "But this person has a bad temper and is still in debt."

"Yes, yes, that's what it means. So, obviously there are many shortcomings. That's how I persuaded Qingqing, but she just couldn't listen to it. She insisted on hanging on this crooked neck tree, and she is still pestering her to this day. Me, let me create a two-person world for her and Wei Ye, if I don't agree, she will stay at my house and not leave, it's too shameful, I'm too hard!"

"Don't meddle in this matter, do you think Wei Ye's attitude towards Yu Chu is just for fun?"

"It's not like." Since he was a child, he had never seen Jiang Weiye be so patient with anyone.

"So, if you help Zhou Qinqing, it is tantamount to helping others to be a third party, which is immoral. What's more, if Yu Chu finds out about this, how can you make him happy? Then he is not happy, in Wei If you blow the pillow wind on the wild bed, you are the one who is unlucky." Zhou Yao has been in the love scene for many years, and he has a way of seeing people's hearts. He always feels that Yu Chu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, but he can't produce substantive evidence.

Peng Tao suddenly realized: "What you said makes sense." He always felt that his brother Ye really looked like a person who would value sex and despise friends.

"Damn it! But Yu Chu found out about my helping Qingqing organize the bureau, and helping her call Weiye... What's going on?" Peng Tao was in a hurry.

Zhou Yao said: "Then you should go and establish a good relationship with Yu Chu now, this matter should be done as soon as possible, and finally strike while the iron is hot."

"Why do we have a good relationship? Why don't I pay for a movie or TV series and let him be the leading actor?"

Zhou Yao scolded him for his elm head: "What if he thinks too much, and thinks that you are sending him with money, and you don't respect him enough."

"This won't work, so what else can I do?!" Peng Tao was really at a loss.

Zhou Yao slowly fell into the trap: "My friend, sometimes it's so vulgar to talk about money and interests as soon as you come up. It's interesting to chat, and the relationship is not close."

"so?"

"Find some interesting things about Wei Ye before, and talk to Yu Chu about it, there must be something in common."

Peng Tao thought hard, but he really couldn't think of it. He seemed to have lost his memory, and he couldn't remember anything about this person that was related to being interesting.

Zhou Yao was very "understanding" and said to him, "Don't worry, I've already found it for you."

He saw Jiang Weiye saying that Zhou Qinqing was not mainstream, so he went to find Jiang Weiye's QQ account very unkindly, and kept looking up his signature, and finally found something very interesting.

He sent the screenshot to Peng Tao: "Go and send it to Yu Chu."

Peng Tao did not doubt that he was with him, and did as he said. In order to show the sincerity of the chat, he started with "hahahahahahahaha".

Yu Chu clicked on the big picture on the phone, and laughed out of embarrassment - the picture was Jiang Weiye's signature signature more than ten years ago, with the words "You don't know how to drag me", and he used the very popular Martian.

He moved the phone to Jiang Weiye and shook it: "Excuse me, how exciting is it?"

Jiang Weiye took a closer look, his face darkened completely, and he clearly saw that the person who posted the picture was Peng Tao.This person dared to look up his dark history, either he had a bear heart or a leopard's guts, or he drank fake wine, causing his perfect image in front of Yu Chu to collapse so badly, he wished he could grab him immediately and beat him up, making him so angry In the circle of friends: "I will kill Peng Tao, if you see Peng Tao, please send me the location."

And Peng Tao himself, who had no brains, was still kept in the dark.

Yu Chu's slender fingers poked Jiang Weiye's waist: "Handsome guy, add a QQ chant."

"do not add."

"Come on, add on."

"Absolutely, yes, no, yes, yes." At least until he deletes the black history, it is impossible to report the QQ number for Yu Chu to add him.

Yu Chu was not very disappointed, and even laughed at him: "If you don't add it, you don't add it, you are really annoying, I don't understand."

Jiang Weiye couldn't find any words to refute, and said with a lack of confidence: "Who didn't do anything wrong when he was young and frivolous playing the Internet."

Yu Chu pointed at himself, but Jiang Weiye didn't believe it.

"In the past, many girls in school wanted to be friends with me. It was too tiring to refuse all of them, so I told everyone that I didn't use a mobile phone or surf the Internet. Anyway, I didn't have much interest. Social software is basically just a decoration."

"A lot of girls want to add you on QQ?" Jiang Weiye's inexplicable desire to win or lose came up: "There are quite a few girls who want to add me, hehehe."

Yu Chu asked him with a fake smile: "Then do you agree?" That smile hid a knife, as if he could shoot a few cold arrows in the next second after hearing the wrong answer.

Jiang Weiye sensed the killing intent and coughed: "Because I'm very annoying...so I refused."

"Hahahahahaha." Yu Chu was teased again, laughing so hard that he leaned against Jiang Weiye's shoulder and twisted his head.

Jiang Weiye took a deep breath and told himself not to be angry. At the same time, he learned a lesson from the painful lesson: you must be cautious in your words and deeds when posting on social software where you are all acquaintances, otherwise you will be like him. Years later, he became the object of repeated ridicule.

It was very embarrassing.

Having learned his experience, Jiang Weiye gave up the idea of ​​posting on Moments to show off, and quietly logged on to the Weibo account of "What bullshit are you talking about".

Since no one knew who he was, he sent whatever he wanted: "He's so cute."

The author has something to say: If it was the non-mainstream junior Xiao Ye in the student days and the high-cold Xueba senior who fell in love at the beginning of the year, then the style of painting should be - the junior is pestering the senior and he uses the couple's net name as a couple. sign, and post another one to tell everyone that we are in love in a very high-profile manner.

Clip on Thursday, stop for one day on Wednesday

感谢在2021-05-2500:45:17~2021-05-2523:21:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: hehe, 1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottles of the flower planter's rabbit; 1 bottle of Xiaoxiao and Hehe;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!