Fight wits and courage with drama masters every day

"My lord, the prince has not come back yet."

"Oh, then bring the food to the yard, I'll eat it here."

Steward Xu glanced at the messy yard: "Okay, I'll have someone bring it over, and if the prince comes back, I'll also have someone come and tell you."

Shen Jue is satisfied, it is good to talk to smart people, unlike those idiots lying on the roof, who can see a flower after just looking at it for a long time.

This meal was the most delicious meal Shen Jue had eaten in the past few days. He refused to admit that it was because the cook was good, but felt that exercising his muscles and bones every day could really improve digestion.

Not long after eating, he began to hustle around the yard again. When Xuan Xing came back, he saw the mess in the yard and was stunned at the door.

Shen Jue was very focused on playing, and only saw Xuan Xing when he turned around, and he seemed to have been standing there for a long time: "Why don't you come in? Is it because the yard is too messy to set foot? Sorry, I seem to be rude."

"It's nothing else." Xuan Xing stepped into the courtyard with a smile, and stepped on the legendary Lan Xuehua that he loved very much. Seeing that you used a gun, I couldn't bear to look away just now."

Shen Jue was so frightened by him that he took two steps back: "You talk as soon as you say, why are you so close to me?"

Xuan Xing smiled: "I saw that Qingyang also likes to get in close contact with these things placed in the corners when practicing spears, so I thought you liked it."

Heresy, Shen Jue spat at him silently: "Whoever likes it, I'll bah."

Then he pointed at the mess on the ground with his gun, and said confidently, "I didn't do it on purpose, so I apologize."

"Okay, I see." Xuan Xing leaned closer to his ear and spoke again.

Now Shen Jue immediately retreated three feet away, covering his ears with a look of shock: "What are you doing, what are you doing, I apologize to you."

"I know, but I still think that since Qingyang can sweep down the green radish at the foot of the wall, he must still like to be so close to people."

Shen Jue broke down and shouted: "What's the matter?!"

"Of course it has something to do with it. If my yard covers an area of ​​two acres, half of the yard alone would be removed. How would Qingyang get rid of all these flowers and plants?"

"After all, you are still angry." As long as you are angry, it is easy to deal with, Shen Jue did not hide this time, and even leaned forward and waited for Xuan Xing to throw him out of the house.

"No." He pushed his head away with a smile, and lifted the flowers and branches that had fallen out of their roots on the ground, "It's just that if Qingyang is unhappy, or what he wants to do, he can explain clearly, don't harm these flowers and plants, they will suffer It was a disaster."

"Really?"

"I never lie."

"Then I want to eat the pigeons parked on that tree." With a wave of his big hand, Shen Jue pointed to the pigeons lingering on tall trees in other courtyards in the distance.

Pigeons.

Xuan Xing looked at the pigeons staying on the high place: "Jia Yi, go and shoot those pigeons down."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a few swish swish swish swish, and the carrier pigeon that was standing just now fell down in an upside-down onion posture, and was picked up by A in a short while: "Master."

Xuan Xing looked at Shen Jue who was drooling when he saw the pigeons: "How would Qingyang want to eat?"

Shen Jue wiped the saliva that didn't exist at the corner of his mouth: "Barbecue, braised yellow, braised in soy sauce, clear soup, the same one, and the rest, put it in a birdcage, I will raise it first, and eat it when I get hungry .”

Jia Yi took it to the kitchen according to Shen Jue's instructions, and he also received a hint from the master to cut off the wings of the pigeon that was left behind, and the pigeon that couldn't fly could only be called the ground bird.

So, Shen Jue got a carrier pigeon that couldn't fly.

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