Put on a vest for a better world

Professor Rice sang a duet with the ubiquitous horror whispers, whispering sentences that humans cannot understand such as "R'lyeh, Cthulhu".

Professor Rice sang a song with his overly pleasant voice. The first song is "Love Trading", "Love is not what you want to buy, you can buy it if you want...".

The magical melody and the sadness that was about to overflow made the agents affected by the whispers only have Professor Rice's singing in their minds.

It doesn't matter if you don't know Xia Guo dialect. Professor Rice even used the power of words to make the meaning of the lyrics directly shine into the minds of everyone present. After singing one song, he will play another song. Classic breakups such as "Loved" and "Decent" Love songs followed.

In the end, the whispers were almost taken out of tune, and the terrifying seabed that should have been deep and quiet was sung by Professor Rice into an earthy KTV scene.

The team members who also became expressionless began to speed up the speed of dismantling the statue, it was too embarrassing, it was too embarrassing.

Professor Rice is not as calm as he appears on the outside, this person is actually sad and crazy.

The point is, it's a shame to hear that you can't forget it at all!

Chapter 68

◎You know too much (狗头◎

"To shut up!"

Everyone at the deep-sea earthy KTV scene seemed to understand the roar that sounded directly in their heads, and they had a bad feeling.

Only Professor Rice was unaffected, one song after another without any intention of stopping, the music library is all-encompassing, just, quite knowledgeable.

"shut up!"

Why sing "Unforgettable Tonight"? ? ?Do you want to be dumped every year?

"Shut up!!!"

Thick octopus tentacles covered in sticky green liquid protruded from the depths of the ruins and rolled directly towards Professor Rice.

"Professor!" In the exclamation of everyone, Professor Rice stopped singing, and he finally stopped singing!

"BBQ, cumin."

Is this considered ordering food with the power of speech? ······ Has your serious and strong painting style become a little strange?

The owner of the tentacle retracted ten times faster than when it came, but still left behind three thick grilled octopus tendrils, and the aroma of cumin gradually permeated the space.

After working together for so many days, everyone has cooperated tacitly. When they heard the first "shut up!" There is nothing to take away with the delicious grilled octopus.

"I'm here to demolish the house. If you have any opinions, tell them face to face."

Professor Rice in the breakup state has become like a crab... No, he doesn't seem to have started.

The dark hymn sounded, raving and whispering about His appearance, Professor Rice cleared his throat, took a breath, and prepared to sing.

The surroundings became quiet again, and the water blue star version of Cthulhu appeared from the shadows without much fanfare.

It was supposed to be a scene where the SAN value dropped wildly and there was a lot of screaming, but everyone present was just speechless. 32 suddenly understood why this creation was given autonomous consciousness instead of a vest.

Although everyone doesn't care about appearance, they definitely don't want a pair of Kazilan's big eyes.

On the brain door of the octopus god, the two-dimensional big eyes that are watery, blue, and pulsating are really turning people over in minutes. What kind of template is used to make this, Cronenberg's brothers That's not the case either.

"Human..." The tentacles of the octopus statue's mouth are wriggling, intending to say some tempting words, whether it is powerful power or taboo knowledge, he can satisfy him, so let's fall and give him your soul.

"Sorry, can you stop looking at me and talking? I have an irresistible urge to poke your eyes." Professor Rice, who turned into a crab, said everyone's aspirations.

Even Kazilan's big-eyed octopus god has dignity, okay?

The octopus god was furious: "Stupid human beings!~~~"

Countless tentacles protruded from below, and the Octopus God lifted the table first.

Let's fight, if you don't vent, Professor Rice may really turn into a crab.

It is just a matter of measuring how much strength a fully self-conscious divine power creation can exert, and it is also good to make a report to decide whether the real big man is a vest or a creation in the future.

Then just like that, the kite was flown, and Professor Rice took the octopus god from the bottom of the sea to the surface of the sea, from the Atlantic Ocean to the Arctic Ocean and then to the Pacific Ocean... The world is so big, let's go and see it together.

Hit all the way to the venue of the proxy game of the gods of the underworld.

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Octopus God: Did you spend so many chapters talking about me with just this small part of me?I trembled for seventeen chapters under the pressure of Hades!

This octopus knows too much, and it is destined to be dog food for the watchdogs of the underworld.

Yes, there are not only them in the sea, but also the arena where the underworld chooses the "co-lord".

The intrusion of the octopus god brought the game to an early end. Under the absolute power of the ruthless sword master Xi Changsheng, Lin Jingsheng, the weakest agent, won the title of "Co-Master of the Underworld" for the Bodhisattva of the underworld.

Before completely losing consciousness, the octopus god struggling in the mouth of the watchdog of the underworld saw the lost Professor Rice, who was looking at it from a distance, and made a silent gesture to it, "But... ··evil······"

I am really a big villain to tear down the house and send the original owner to make dog food~

Professor Rice, who did not show up to say hello to 41 and the others, walked back to the bottom of the sea with a little self-deprecating mood to continue dismantling the house.

At the bottom of the sea at this time, the team members who hadn't seen Professor Rice return for a long time were a little worried.

"Still can't contact above the sea."

Vice-team Toby calmed everyone's emotions: "We have to trust the professor, it's just a mere evil god, um, it's just a mere evil god."

Team doctor Hayden responded to Toby: "I still trust the professor's force value, but I'm afraid that the professor will forget us just like that. What if we are already starving to death when he thinks of us after beating the evil god?"

"Nothing to do, the soul will float up, and the body will be discarded. I heard that starving to death is very difficult. If the professor never returns, there are many ways to abandon the body. I will spare some strength to help everyone twist their necks.·· Let me ask, none of us have ever said to the face that the professor has a strange taste in singing, right?"

"Haha...it should be, no."

The bottom of the sea is really too quiet, and the light source is thin, and the time seems to be stretched infinitely.After a while, Toby's deputy team couldn't help asking again: "No one said that Professor Rice's singing is bad?"

Everyone answered weakly: "No, really not!"

The team member Bishop was forced by the depressing atmosphere to talk nonsense and amuse: "I think the professor sings very well! The melody is bright and the words are elegant, I like it very much! I want to listen to it after listening to it. It’s not enough to listen to it once or twice, five times and six times." Not too many times."

"Yes, is it?"

When Professor Rice came back, he just heard this passage, and he seemed to be in a better mood.

"Is this style of music so popular? Wait for me for a long time, I'll play a few more songs, and it will be regarded as compensation."

Bishop received the murderous sight of his teammates, and he decided to get rid of his habit of flattering the target all the time during the mission.

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The underworld is completely in touch with the mortal world, and the deity and the second child in the highest space are discussing the work of the next stage.

"Now the living space is much bigger, I don't feel too anxious to bring up the demon world, and tear down the heavenly world."

The only thing this deity is fortunate about is that no matter how much he works overtime, he will not have the trouble of baldness. This society is quickly reckoning: "Heaven, wait a minute, we are not enough people, Yinshen has solved it, and the land has to be done. Tired ——I envy those who wear permanent vests and wander around the world doing maintenance work. Why is the biggest one, me, always in [-], why——?"

Because you are the biggest, there is no reason.

Chapter 69

◎Cultivate well, bald head can keep you safe◎

"Benefactor Lin, you are the biggest official in the world now, why are you unhappy?"

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva always smiles kindly.

The agent of the "Lord of the Underworld", currently the largest official among human beings, is also recognized as the largest official in the world. Sitting in this position, Lin Jingsheng opened his mouth. He really didn't know what to say. He felt that he had done a good job. Dreams, when you wake up, you climb to the pinnacle of life, without any sense of reality.

Lin Jingsheng is suspecting that what he, an ordinary person, is after is not a high position, but the process of climbing.

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, as if suddenly remembering, told Lin Jingsheng truthfully: "By the way, the poor monk with a brain tumor that the benefactor abandoned has also been returned to the benefactor. If you are still not satisfied with this body, you can just throw it away at will."

Lin Jingsheng was not at all surprised that Bodhisattva knew about his small thoughts and past, he just wondered if Bodhisattva was too kind to him.

"Does the Bodhisattva want to save me?"

"Maybe."

"But why? Was I a kind person in my previous life?"

Thinking about this life... There is such a good result, it can only be that the world was saved in the previous life.

"Benefactor Lin, how does the Buddha save people?"

"I originally thought that the Buddha never saves people, and the Dharma only points out the direction of the other shore. People can only save themselves, and there is no way to reach the other shore."

"Benefactor Lin is really very Buddhist. The poor monk is not a Buddha, so he can only teach you some scriptures. The Buddha's teaching is like a farmer planting the land. First plant the fertile soil, then the ordinary land, and finally the poor land. Everything is caused by cause and fate, the donor does not need to think too much, the poor monk chose you just because you happened to be in the underworld at that time, saving others is saving oneself, after all, maybe the poor monk is unwilling to be so sober again?"

Lin Jingsheng: Actually, I really regret agreeing to your participation like a erha, but how dare I tell the truth with your appearance.

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