Put on a vest for a better world

Son, uh, it hurts so much, is this a dream or a nightmare.

Then Xi Mo saw Xi Changsheng's monster's face as soon as he opened his eyes.

Tsk, why is this nightmare still a dream within a dream?

Simo closed his eyes again.

Xi Changsheng: "It seems that roasted mushrooms are not hot enough, master, you can roast some more to treat the wounded."

Simo woke up.

What awaited him was Gu Mingzheng's "persuasion to surrender".

Induced questioning, gambler's fallacy, slippery slope fallacy, appeal to hypocrisy, circular argumentation, middle ground and personal attacks between the lines, coupled with the lack of stronger Duerzong intelligence, Gu Mingzheng's set of combos, Ximo's image is complete none.

Kneeling face to face on the ground, confessing my delusions, why am I just a dwarf who thinks of gods, XP is so strange that it should be destroyed by humanity, and wanting to win is only for self-satisfaction...

Brother Ku cried like this, Lin Jingsheng trembled silently, and then he found that Fairy Hu Sheng also showed a timid look on his face, and the two looked at each other, as if they had found a normal organization, and wanted to hug each other to keep warm.

Gu Mingzheng continued to output mental attacks. Xi Changsheng was more interested in the ants crawling on the ground. He was tearing Lin Jingsheng's baked mushrooms into small pieces and feeding them to the ants. He was so happy that he occasionally laughed...

Normal people want to hug a group to keep warm!

In the end, no revolutionary friendship was cultivated. After "persuading" Simo to surrender, they separated.

Fairy Hu Sheng set out alone, and she wanted to deal with several major forces by herself.

Lin Jingsheng walked straight to the finish line with Simo, who was falling far away from him, and played "Magic Buddha", being the weakest person, pretending to be the strongest, and taking the most heads, "Death is like the wind, always with me ".

"Brainless" Xi Changsheng and "unhappy" Gu Mingzheng continued their usual rhythm, wandering around the arena like an outing, hardly meeting other agents, a little vigilant, smelling Xi Changsheng's breath eight hundred miles away The smell slipped away, and it was common sense that the big devil was left to be beaten at the end.

"After one-third of the people are out, the rest will unite against you."

When there were only two people left, Gu Mingzheng suddenly said this to Xi Changsheng.

Xi Changsheng didn't take it seriously: "It doesn't matter how many people come, they are so weak."

Gu Mingzheng: "But I don't want Emperor Fengdu to win."

Xi Changsheng, who was focusing on feeding the ants, finally raised his head: "Why?"

"Don't the Taishang Mansion know? What does it mean to win? Emperor Fengdu is a responsible and good god... Can you imagine the King of Taishan Mansion taking charge of the underworld?"

"...Ah, forget it, I won't win."

"I don't want other forces to win."

"That's right, I'm also very upset that the Supreme Being of the Underworld let others sit. Then you win?"

"No, the existence of Lord Taishan is one-third of the guarantee of peace in the underworld, and God Meng Po can't do it either. She has a lot of friends and she is not the best candidate."

"I see, I know."

After the discussion, Gu Mingzheng's eyes turned cold, and his painting style changed suddenly: "If you look at me like you look at your son again, I must find a way to poach your eyes."

Fourth brother froze, this... I'm sorry, in fact, you are really my son, I am the vest of the creator, you are one of my most outstanding works, so I often can't control myself... ·Is the creation enhanced in the direction of intelligence a little too sensitive? ······Papa really loves you!

All of the above can’t be said, and you have to do a full set of acting, ignoring the angry Emperor Fengdu, Ba and Jiu who are calling Ai Tuxi Changsheng outside the venue are nervous together, and the little bastards who scolded Du E Zong are all nervous. There is a serious illness, and the ground limit pulls him aside and shouts to calm down.

"Did my eyes offend you? But in fact, I see everyone like this. Every moment in my heart is love for the world."

Ruthlessly, this persona really works.

Gu Mingzheng returned to his original state, as if he wasn't the one who said the harsh words: "It is recommended that the most affectionate and ruthless monsters see a doctor more."

It's rare for Xi Changsheng to show a tendency to hate people: "Every generation of the Du'er sect needs to see a doctor, isn't it true that the pressure on you will not drive you into perverts?"

"Don't worry about it, can you please continue to be in a daze? I'm tired of talking to you."

······ With the attitude of my son, I really want to give him a severe beating from society.

Chapter 48

◎When in danger, please shout "Xi Changsheng, help!"◎

Quest Aoweijing, a muscular brother named after the flower of Hades, Crystal Orchid, ah, he may not be handsome in appearance, after all, he is handsome and a bit childish, but his physical fitness is definitely better than that of brother brother expensive.

Half-human demigod, raised child of Hades.

······嘿——Thinking carefully, there are not many gods who have not cheated. After all, agents should be limited to "people".

To be honest, the way people in Hades raise their children is really rough. If it weren't for the support of half of the unknown father's divine blood, Quest would never have lived to the day when he could walk by himself, and he would have become a baby spirit in Hades early on. up.

In the beginning, Quest, whose father was unknown and whose mother died young, was in an embarrassing situation in Hades.

The blood of the human mother gave Quest a short growth period, and at the age of 19, he was already a big kid who could run around and cause trouble.

What?You said 19 years old is too old?Don't measure demigods by human standards, okay?

Quest, who grew up drinking the water of the Akron (Greek River Styx), has a sound mind at the age of 19, which is not bad.

As usual, Quest, who sat by Akron and watched the ferryman extort gold coins from the dead soul, was attracted by a cute little white dog.

So there are such cute creatures in Hades, thinking so, Quest stood up, he planned to catch the puppy and have a good meal. Of course, cute creatures are used to eat.

But why, the puppies of Hades are so hard to catch.

Quest has tried his best, but the little white dog is always in a place that is not too far away, but he just can't catch it. Every time he wants to give up, the little white dog will stick out his tongue and pant, showing exhaustion, hooking Dequest continued to chase.

Before he knew it, Quest had followed the little white dog to a place full of white crystal orchids. Among the flowers, there was a thin figure sitting with his back facing him, with a large robe trimmed with gold lining the ground, Long black hair was loosely scattered on the robe.

The little white dog found its owner, and there were three little white dogs circling around this person. Quest, who was standing far away, looked at this scene and called out "Mom" in a daze.

The person with his back to Quest waved his hand to signal him to go, and Quest stepped on Crystal Orchid like a demon, shouting "Mom", and strode over.

When he got close, before Quest could see the man's face, he heard a painful male voice: "Hiss, son of a bitch, you stepped on my hair! Put it away...move away!"

Now on the field, Quest said sternly to Hu Sheng with long black hair: "Don't try to confuse me, I have seen people who are more like mother than you!"

Hu Sheng thought to himself that fairies should not roll their eyes, and kept a minimum polite smile.

"Hey~ I just want to get to know each other. Hehe, we all passed the preliminary round by luck." Hu Sheng shrugged, "I am anyway."

Quest showed a smug expression and raised his chin: "No, I rely on IQ."

The silly boy decided to forget how he passed the preliminary round, anyway, it was "relying on IQ".

"Haha, it's amazing." Do you believe me? "The superintelligent agent can bring..."

The strong wind that can urge mountains and crack rocks fell with the soldiers, but was blocked by Hu Sheng's qin.

"Negotiations are very troublesome. They are enemies anyway, so just kill them."

Hitting with heavier force, Hu Sheng who can block it is indeed the most capable of Ting Haige's generation, and most of them would have been crushed to the ground and kneeling.

"I want to go back with victory and let my mother praise me—ah, it seems that I can't be called mother..."

"Hey, if you attack a lady like me again, I'm going to scream, I'm going to break my throat."

Quest:?

The silly boy thought of some classic episodes he saw while watching TV with Lord Hades in Hades.

"Oh——I know, I know, my line is, you scream! You scream! No one cares about you! Hahaha" The laughter is very hearty.

Then Quest was brought justice.

A group of knights who came from nowhere threw swords over from a long distance, and started a "just" group fight against Quest. From the attire, it was obvious that they were knights from Avalon.

Hu Sheng, who rolled twice on the ground, smiled at Quest, and cried "delicately", "Help me, I'm just an ordinary girl, my youth hasn't started yet, woo woo woo... ·”

Quest, who was surrounded by knights, was shocked: "The broken throat appeared!"

······ are all fools.

Hu Sheng took a look at the calligraphy that Gu Mingzheng used to buy her the contemporary Demon Lord, "Immortal Lord, please forgive me, I will not owe you any more!" He sat up and played the BGM for the people who were in the middle of the battle, and for his own. Charming said with emotion: "Oh, I'm such a troublesome girl~"

······

Ever since they were separated into Gu Mingzheng and Xi Changsheng, did they seem to be quarreling? In a sense, "one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless one male and one female"?

Well, it's actually just Gu Mingzheng's unilateral dislike.

"Xi Changsheng, why don't you do it? If you can't do it, why don't you get this body, it's a pretty decoration anyway, ahem..."

Xi Changsheng spoke frankly: "Is it really okay for you to be alone? Coughing tears, panting slightly, after walking around for a while, you will be gone."

Gu Mingzheng was really out of anger, Xi