Put on a vest for a better world

I resist. "

The big meat ball was a little skeptical about Xi Changsheng's amnesia: "Xi Changsheng, you've gone through so many calamities that your brain is broken. I really don't know who this seat is? I ate you."

Xi Changsheng had already set his posture, and the swordless sword cultivator just made a sword art, but his figure could be called ethereal.

"You really can't remember?"

"Please enlighten me."

For a long while, Rouqiu didn't see any movements, and then suddenly changed from the domineering and domineering since he appeared, and there were two sobs from the suspected mouth, and he actually started to read a poem: "Dream lingers, heart breaks, a song of silk and bamboo flies, The sound followed closely. Keeping the empty curtain, the heart is crushed, the plucking is endless, the sadness of parting, a little bit of tears. You! It’s only a hundred years, and you can’t think of this seat! You even remember that you are going to go through love. Is it too bad?"

Xi Changsheng froze, staggered back two steps in the air, and said in shock, "Oh, this, could it be, I remember that it was indeed Love Tribulation."

I saw the big meat ball getting more and more excited: "I think back then, you still said that you would give up the "ruthless way" for others, and even betrayed the Taishang Mansion for others. Now, you are just annoyed that you have made others wait for a hundred years, and you let go of your anger for a while. If you say a few cruel words, you will turn your face and be ruthless, and you can't even remember who they are?"

What a big melon!Everyone who heard it felt that he had entered the melon field, but the difference in body shape and appearance as high as the Himalayas made people completely unable to appreciate this CP.

The ball is already killing me crazy, I saw the meat ball continued to talk: "Do you dislike me now that I am fat, so I pretend that I don't know me. It's not all your fault! Let people wait from 'Jedi Tiantong' until now, When people think about you, they have to get rid of their loneliness, and the only way to get rid of their loneliness is to eat roast chicken. You don’t know, the roast chicken and fried chicken in Hongchen are too greasy now, and people eat like this because they miss you Yes! Oops~ I hate it~ The big deal is to lose weight for you~"

Hard, fist hard!This kind of brother who adds drama to himself without authorization, let's kill him!Xi Changsheng could tell at a glance that the person wearing this vest was Lao Shi, but he really didn't expect this guy to be a showman.

Xi Changsheng was struggling for the last time: "But I remember that I am still the emperor of the Taishangfufu, how could it be..."

"Hmph~ You have been awakened for so long, but the people from the Supreme Mansion haven't shown up until now. Can't that explain the problem? People see you as disgusting with their appearance and pretend that you don't remember him. You righteous monks, It's all so superficial."

Xi Changsheng acted a little flustered: "No, it's not, sword cultivators are pointing at their hearts. I just awakened, and my cultivation is not as good as yours, so I can only see a piece of chaos. The cause is unknown for a while, and the words are speechless. , made you sad."

The words are apologetic and sincere, and it sounds like he really believed the nonsense.The fourth child said, come on!Hurt each other!

Fang Fei, who was staying with the official people, trembled all over, and squirmed from a choked smile, which greatly damaged the image of a fairy.

Xi Changsheng stepped forward with a guilty expression on his face and grabbed it... He wanted to hold hands, but he couldn't find it, so he stuck his hand to the meat ball.

"I'm sorry, I will try my best to remember you, even if I can't, please give me a chance to get to know you again."

The world was silent, and was finally broken by the incoming ball, only to hear him screaming.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-I was touched by a disgusting monk of the ruthless way, father, mother, master, ancestor, this seat is no longer clean, the ruthless way is really disgusting, vomit--"

Xi Changsheng:·····

After a while, he seemed a little at a loss: "What, what's wrong? Did I do something wrong?"

If Lord Fangfei doesn't speak any more, this rubbish plot of mutual harm may go in a strange direction: "Jian Zun, don't believe his nonsense, this guy is a Tibetan fox with a high level of morality, and his name is Hu Zang. During the chaos in the East China Sea, you cut off its tail with a single sword, but by chance, it got your painstaking efforts. Now that its cultivation is getting deeper, it dares to covet your soul. The fox clan, Mo Hua To be deceived by it."

······Eating a fake melon, but the gods really don't judge people by their appearance, the ball is fine, and so can I.

I don't know how many people have planted peach trees today.

Seeing that Hu Zang was completely exposed, he stopped screaming, and instead laughed wildly: "Hahahahaha! Xi Changsheng, Xi Changsheng, the dignified ruler of the Supreme Mansion, the ruthless sword master, the leader of the immortal way, isn't he just like a fool? I was played like a monkey by this seat. This seat thinks that you should stop practicing with your brain, and use this world's flesh and blood to fulfill this seat!"

Xi Changsheng, who had always been very gracious, stopped talking, grasped the sword formula in his hand, condensed his energy into a sword, and attacked Hu Zang with all his strength.

Maybe the ruthless Dao Dao's immortal will become angry from embarrassment?

The part of the beard that should be the head threw crystal clear and sticky saliva in the air, and the meat ball hit Xi Changsheng straight.

"You're angry! You're actually angry! Sure enough, you're already a cultivator of the 'ruthless way' state of mind, I want to eat you even more! It must be a thousand times better than the golden arch fried chicken!"

Visible to the naked eye, the sword energy exaggerated to the point of covering the sky and the sun was suppressing Hu Zang, um, he must have become even more angry.

Master Fang Fei kept her promise and built a huge translucent barrier for the city below the battle, and even protected the human helicopters that might be hit by the aftermath of the battle.The expression is relaxed and freehand, the posture of performing the technique is smart and natural, showing the demeanor of a fairy with outstanding charm, and the face control people said that they can do it again.

After all, he just woke up, and after a few back and forth, his bearded and plump breasts stuck to Xi Changsheng's left leg, and a huge mouth full of fangs and black air spewed out at the position of his mouth, dripping and shouting: " You are welcome here~”

Fang Fei wanted to save her, and when Xi Changsheng was about to launch his ultimate move, the people of Shuilanxing saw a tragic "car accident" that belonged exclusively to Chaofan.

Hu Zang was hit by the mountain peak that pierced the space and made a strong appearance, and the meat ball turned into a cake, and flew out.

People from Taishangfu came with Taishangfu.

Chapter 28

◎Dogs are real dogs, but people are not like people. ◎

"Taishang Mansion", a name that makes people feel tall at first glance, was built on a real "Feilai Peak".

There were only two people who came to pick up Xi Changsheng, both of them had the temperament of light clouds coming out of Xiuxiu, the temperament of immortality, and the appearance of white hair and childlike appearance.

When Ling Kong arrived at Xi Changsheng's side, both of them couldn't hide their excitement, and one of them bragged directly to the younger one: "I'll just say, just pull the anchor and follow the suction of the water blue star from 33 days away. Falling is definitely the fastest."

The one who looks younger has a very deep hanging needle line between his eyebrows, and he can tell at a glance that he is the kind of character who often frowns. Hearing this, he immediately replies: "How dare you say that you almost hit Changsheng! But it seems that you did. Forget it, don’t worry about it, Changsheng is back, and someone has finally repaired the tiled roof of the main hall.”

The people shrouded in the shadow of the huge fairy peak are amazed by the extraordinary power, "anti-gravity, position suspension" and so on.

Flying in the air, the media and government personnel who had been waiting for an opportunity to catch big news outside the battle had a clear view of the scene on Xianfeng.

The bare light gray stone walls make up the entire fairy peak, and there is no grass to grow. On the top of the peak, one can see at a glance the Taoist hall in a serious state of disrepair. Surrounding the hall are several stone houses without doors and windows. There are no misty clouds, no flying cranes... Miserable, the word "miserable" is revealed from the inside to the outside, and a reporter can't help but blurt out: "The gods live in poverty... "

Righteous way, floating in the sky without collecting rent, it is completely understandable to be poor.

Xi Changsheng stood still, straightened his slightly messy sick clothes, and performed the standard rituals of the ancient disciples of the Xia Kingdom: "Tianji Mansion Venerable, Earth Limit Mansion Venerable, please be safe, Changsheng is back."

The Earth Limit Mansion Venerable, who had been frowning all year round and was not happy to see anyone, immediately showed a kind smile, and his words were full of love and longing for his proud disciple: "It's good to be back, it's good to be back! Brother, the robe and cloud boots of longevity And the lotus crown? Where did you take it? Come on, Second Master will draw your temples first."

"Thank you Second Master."

The majesty of the Taishang Mansion is manifested in a strange place. The two venerables ignored the Lord Fang Fei who came to see them, ignored the people who looked up to them, ignored the helicopters flying closer and closer, and brushed their lover's hair like no one else. .

The Master of Tianji Mansion directly swept away a stone house with his sleeves, took out a box with a simple appearance, and took out a set of platinum-colored, clean and shiny outfits from it.

"Master, Second Master, where are the other senior brothers in the mansion? Why is there only Sanqing Hall left on the Cliff of Enlightenment?"

The small number of people makes the already poor Taishang Mansion even more shabby.

Dixian Fuzun, who was concentrating on combing his hair, answered: "After the 'Jedi Tiantong', the extraterrestrial demons can't enter the mortal world, and there are not many of them in 33 days. Your master saw that his disciples were idle all day, so he sent them to all walks of life. As for Enlighten the other buildings on Dao Cliff, hmph, 100 years ago, a great heavenly demon was born 33 days away. When your master got excited, you directly used Wanjian Jue to twist it, and destroyed our Taishang Mansion so that only some hard ones remained The magic weapon, the reason why the Sanqing Palace can stay is because I happen to meditate in it."

The Venerable of Tianji Mansion smiled sheepishly: "If the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come. Don't you always say that the original temples are too crowded and not elegant and open-minded at all. Now it's so suitable for enlightenment."

"A while ago, I complained to me that the wind from outside the sky made my face rough, and who was the one who disliked the Sanqing Palace and dropped the tiles? Is it an extraterrestrial demon?"

"Junior brother, Changsheng just came back, save some face, save some face for senior brother."

······ Leaving aside the fantasy part, it is very