Pheromones say we are a good match [ABO]

◎Parking people love Fenglin late◎

The parking lot loves Fenglin night

Xie Yang looked at this group of names, and felt that they were insulting.

Just now, the phone kept vibrating because the people in the group were crazy. When Xie Yang clicked on it, he could only see the exclamation mark constantly swiping the screen. There was no other reason, but because he was too idle, he clicked on the top right Angle 99+ message logo, the interface is dragged to the top at once, where the story begins.

My waist is soft: [Jiang Ge is half wearing a mask.jpg]

My waist is weak: Sisters, find the highlights by yourself

Xie Yang clicked on the big picture. To show his respect, he also clicked on the original picture to view. Jiang Ge was still dressed in the morning clothes, sitting in a decent-looking shop, and opposite him was the girl named Jin who was sitting there that night. The person, the two talked with a smile, half of the mask on Jiang Ge's mouth was ripped off by the person opposite, revealing the corner of Jiang Ge's smiling mouth, Xie Yang stared at it for a few seconds, the first thought that flashed in his mind was, Didn't he say he was going to pick up his younger sister home? Could it be that Ji Jin is a younger sister, and he actually believed Jiang Ge's nonsense. It seems that he can't change his shit. Thinking of this, Xie Yang's mind went blank for a few seconds, and he felt that what he had just thought It's a little funny, it's too broad, and I overstepped it. I put my eyes back on the photo and looked at it a few times anyway. Maybe the filter is too deep, but I still didn't find anything unusual, so I had to continue to look down.

I have a thin waist: Mr. Jiang looks so handsome wearing a mask. Today is the school girl Jiang Ge with long legs. I really want to be treated like this by him.

I have long legs: who wouldn't?

My skin is white: add me, as a person who has never been favored by Master Jiang, I really envy the sisters who have been raped by him. I heard that Master Jiang is huge, I want to see it

My giant A: Do you still remember that you are a powerful alpha, it is really a shame to give us an alpha

I'm pretty: I said who's tone is so sour, it turned out to be from Xie Dang, no one said that your Xie Yang is not good, come to find fault when we praise Lord Jiang, you don't have to

Xie Yang, who was eating melons, saw his name suddenly appearing, and then glanced at the profile picture with the remark named "My Giant A". It's bitter, but it's definitely him. It's really a big mouthful of phlegm choked in his throat and he wants to spit it on this person. How should he remind this big brother that he has violated/violated his right of portrait.

I am good-looking: put an end to quarrels, get out if you can't coexist peacefully

My waist is soft: You lsps, don’t stare at Master Jiang’s figure, tip 1: look at his face

I'm delicate: what's wrong with my face, my face is also pretty

I am sweet: I seem to know, you look carefully at the corners of Master Jiang’s mouth

I am sweet: there is a row of tooth marks

My waist is soft: bingo, the answer is correct, it seems that Master Jiang ordered people very fiercely last night, and he can leave traces in such an obvious place

My skin is white: Fog grass, it's really fucking dry

......

The rest are full of unnutritious emotions and then swiping the screen vowing to find out this little goblin.

Let’s not comment on how boring the content is, but the remarks made are enough to make Xie Yang complain. Coupled with the word Jiangye that keeps appearing, I don’t know if I thought it was shopping/yao/zi.

Xie Yang just finished watching this wave, he didn't feel any pain, let them toss, anyway, it's just a vague tooth mark, no one can even recognize his tooth marks, he can just be a melon-eating crowd quietly , just about to put down the phone, taking advantage of the sunshine to catch up on sleep, the phone started a new round of crazy vibrations, Xie Yang was completely lost his temper, picked it up and saw that it was still the same unnutritious group, but this time it showed The most important thing is that someone in the group @你, Xie Yang thought that the group leader was too excited to @Everyone, so he decided to block the group with his fingers. Just as he was about to act, he saw Tang Xingyao frantically sending him messages.

Tang Xingyao: When did you get together with Jiang Ge?

Tang Xingyao: Grass, I really can't tell

Tang Xingyao: Hidden secrets, Brother Yang

Tang Xingyao: Let me tell you why you have become a vegetarian recently. It turns out that there are delicacies hidden in your home

Tang Xingyao: Grass, those small teeth are imprinted, the battle must have been fierce last night

Tang Xingyao: You have the ability to steal/man, you have the ability to come out and answer

Tang Xingyao sent six messages in a row, and the dialog box showed that he was still typing, and the sentences were ironic. Seeing this posture, Xie Yang's heart tightened. I couldn't help shrinking back to the corner of the sofa, unable to say anything, this person is so fucking insane.

Xie Yang suddenly felt a toothache, ignored Tang Xingyao who was still mad, and clicked into the group chat again. He wanted to meet this person who recognized him by his tooth marks. He really couldn't think of any other reason besides true love , Could it be that his boyfriend, who died without a cause five years ago, finally lost his temper and was about to show up.

Xie Yang clicked on the group news, this time the situation was much stronger than before, Xie Yang directly clicked on the upper right corner to see who @ him, this is really a mouthful of old blood rushing to the throat, I saw the protagonist in the photo suddenly made a sound Involve the other party in this dire straits.

Jiang Ge: @解决, I am low-key enough, but I was discovered [helpless/][helpless/]

Xie Yang just joined the group, before he could change the notes, it was his screen name, his surname, a single word Jie, even the avatar is the same word, it seems that Xie Yang took a random photo, the person being photographed should be doing a question, followed by After reading a few numbers, Xie Yang, who just woke up from the hospital bed, wanted to replace it, but later thought that Jiezi was pretty good, and kept it until now.Now I find that Jiang Ge's profile picture is also a single word Jiang, which is a hand-patted image, so it looks like a couple's profile picture with my own, but that character Jiang is a bit ugly, and it is far worse than my Jie Zi.

stop!Is now the time to discuss whose profile picture looks better? Xie Yang only felt that [-] grass-mud horses were galloping past his heart, wishing he could rush over and end Jiang Ge's troublesome hands. Annoyed, now that it has been exposed, in order to prevent others from thinking wrong, he felt that it was necessary to say something to get back the situation, so he bowed his head and started typing.

untie:.

Solution: I'm sorry, your Master Jiang's taste is too good, I couldn't hold back when the love was strong

Xie Yang's words confirmed that the tooth seal was indeed Xie Yang's, and indirectly revealed another matter. As expected, Xie Yang's two consecutive messages pushed the atmosphere in the group to the highest point.

I am delicate: who is the answer, when did this person exist in the group

My waist is soft: I just joined recently, I have a bad feeling

I'm pretty: my surname is Xie, could it be...

My Big A: It’s my brother Yang

My big A: Did you see what Brother Yang said?

I have a thin waist: Ahhh, I don’t believe it, did Jiang Ge suffer?

I have long legs: I don’t believe it either, who can lend me a pair of eyes that haven’t read the news

My giant A: To celebrate my brother Yang's victory in the double-A battle, the circle of friends will draw a lottery...

It seems that the giant A brother who is wearing his fruit photo is his diehard fan, so let's not mention the infringement/violation of portrait rights for the time being, let him use it for the time being.

Xie Yang crossed his hands behind his head, with straight long legs, one of which was resting on the edge of the sofa, staring at the ceiling above his head and waiting for Jiang Ge to fight back. The latter seemed to have disappeared, @了他It never appeared again.Within a few minutes, Xie Yang's soles felt itchy, wet and wet, and there seemed to be something furry sliding on the bottom of his feet, Xie Yang moved quietly, but who would have thought that the thing shamelessly chased after him. It was even more obvious than just now, Xie Yang shivered, retracted his feet, and sat up slowly with the help of the sofa, his eyes were calm and a little impatient, but the instigator was very excited, seeing Xie Yang sitting up, he walked around from his feet , the bloated body jumped very lightly, and got on the sofa with two legs. Before Xie Yang could react, his face was covered with saliva from "not long eyes".

"..." In an instant, Xie Yang wanted to kill someone. If he remembered correctly, the dog had just licked his feet.

With a black face, Xie Yang pushed away the giant black dog that was still in a state of excitement, and yelled, "Stand behind the coffee table for me."

Xie Yang didn't expect the dog to understand when he gave the order, so he saw that the dog actually did it despite hesitating for a few seconds, his expression seemed a little aggrieved, Xie Yang thought it was funny, and the corner of his mouth curled up, "No "Long Eye" stuck out his tongue, as if he was about to pounce on him again, Xie Yang quickly restrained his smile, and said with a straight face, "Lie down."

"Wang Wang Wang."

"Not long-eyed" couldn't be better, Xie Yang leaned down and took a wet wipe from the tea table in satisfaction, and wiped off the drool on his face very gracefully, still not satisfied, got up and went to the bathroom, and then came back When I was young, "No Long Eyes" was still obediently lying there, watching Xie Yang walking towards it from the bathroom, the tail behind the buttocks turned up when seeing Xie Yang appearing, at first glance it seemed that there was no change , but the dog pot that appeared out of nowhere in front of "Not Long Eyes" reminded Xie Yang that it was time to eat. Xie Yang felt that the dog had become a spirit, and on the other hand scolded Jiang Ge in his heart. stay whole.

Xie Yang got on the sofa again, crossed his legs and tied his hair casually, revealing his slender and fair neck, and hickey marks of different shades on the neck, red and white, distinct colors, really beautiful, Xie Yang picked up his phone, The news in the group is still surging. Of course, apart from the group news, there are not a few people who come to Xie Yang alone to inquire about the news. However, Xie Yang has lived for more than 20 years, and there are too few people who can be called friends. The friends' comments are all guns/friends, which are concise and clear.Xie Yang didn't even take a look at these irrelevant cannonballs/friends, let alone reply, but Tang Xingyao, the eighth wife, was too noisy, which made Xie Yang have a headache.

Tang Xingyao: You are dead

Tang Xingyao: I won't really be fucked/I won't be able to get out of bed, right?

Tang Xingyao: Grass, you put Jiang Ge on it! ! !

Tang Xingyao: If you have time to reply to group messages, why not talk to me?

Tang Xingyao: You two are together now

Tang Xingyao: No, Jiang Ge and Ji Jin are together, are you at home?

Tang Xingyao: Hastily! ! !Jiang Ge is so fucking coquettish, with your teeth marks on his face, he still walks the streets like this

Tang Xingyao: If you ignore me again, I will directly kill you.

Tang Xingyao: Damn, I don’t even know where you live now

The conversation stopped here, and Xie Yang looked over one by one without haste. How could he not know that Tang Xingyao is an old lady after knowing each other for so many years? Xie Yang raised his hand and replied with one word.

Solution: um

Tang Xingyao seemed to be standing in front of the phone, facing Xie Yang's indifferent reply, he didn't know which question he replied, so he picked the one he wanted to know the most.

Tang Xingyao: Did you really get Jiang Ge up?

Xie Yang raised his eyebrows, maliciously distorting the facts, and it can't be said to be distorted, he just predicted the future in advance.

Solution: I am on / he may have to ask your opinion

Tang Xingyao: How dare you, isn't this too surprising, so are you two together?

Xie Yang leaned back, leaned on the sofa, and typed slowly, while Tang Xingyao, who was far away at the bar, waited impatiently.

Solution: Together?What level are you talking about, below, or something else?

Tang Xingyao: ...

Tang Xingyao: I feel wronged to say you are a scumbag

Solution: each other

Tang Xingyao: I thought I wouldn’t meet your first boyfriend, but I’m about to meet your second boyfriend

Xie Yang stared at the three characters "boyfriend" on the screen and fell into deep thought.

Five years ago, Xie Yang woke up in a well-known private hospital in the United States. Except for some physical injuries, Xie Yang felt very good about himself. He just forgot how he was injured, but he remembered everything else clearly. When he saw Tang Xingyao again , only learned from the latter that he actually talked about a boyfriend, and he was an alpha. How did Xie Yang react at that time? Do you understand, there are so many beauties in the world, why can't he think about it at a young age, but Tang Xingyao's expression really doesn't look like a joke. When he asked that mysterious boyfriend what he looked like, and who was his last name, Tang Xingyao asked three questions again. Yang was also curious at first, and received treatment actively. Not only could he not remember, but he also had other symptoms. The doctor called it post-traumatic stress disorder. Gradually, Xie Yang lost his patience. Tang Xingyao was his best friend. A lover that even one's friends have never seen is not so unforgettable after thinking about it.

Tang Xingyao didn't feel embarrassed when he couldn't wait for Xie Yang's reply, so he quickly changed the topic.

Tang Xingyao: Since you are a friend, tell me, how is the place in Jiang Ge, is it ecstasy?

Tang Xingyao also posted a drooling emoticon package at the end. Xie Yang frowned inexplicably after reading this sentence. When they were having a good time before, the two of them were not very good, so they saw it right and exchanged guns There are not a few things that friends do, but when he thinks of the picture of Jiang Ge and Tang Xingyao sleeping together, why is Xie Yang so unhappy? Xie Yang lowered his eyes and thought for a while, and he attributed this emotion to that It's because he hasn't been on/been to Jiangge yet, how can he let others think about it.

Xie Yang typed a few words expressionlessly.

Solution: Is it okay to live well?

Tang Xingyao in the distance shuddered when he thought of Jiang Ge's eagle-like eyes and his aura that could not be ignored wherever he went.

Tang Xingyao: Only people like you can chew on the tough bone of Jiang Ge, you two are a perfect match, I dare not compete with you

Xie Yang quit Tang Xingyao's chat interface, and he didn't know which word to please Xie Yang. The slightly upturned corner of his mouth showed that Xie Yang was in a good mood at this time.