I made my debut in a reality show

According to the guidance of the compass, a group of people came to a gloomy and desolate old house.Due to the corrosion of the years, several layers of paint have peeled off the vermilion gate, and the doorknob lock is also covered with dark rust. In ancient times, this family should also be a wealthy family.There are two majestic stone lions at the gate.Sweeping by the flashlight, the face of the stone lion exorcising evil and avoiding evil seems to become extremely ferocious, which makes people feel extremely uncomfortable.

The closer they got to this house, the compass needles in the hands of several Taoist disciples turned more and more erratically, their voices were solemn and fearful: "This place is very dark, there may be ghosts in the courtyard."

However, the blood drop compass left behind by Mr. Lin shows that one of the dots is in this house, and his life and death are currently unknown.Live to see people, die to see corpses.Even if there are mountains of swords and seas of fire ahead, they still have to make a dash for it.

Everyone had no objection and just wanted to kick the door.

The door was suddenly opened from the inside, everyone was startled, and hurriedly raised the mahogany sword and the yellow talisman paper, only to see that the person who opened the door was a light female ghost, dressed like a maid in an ancient costume drama, combing with double snails In a bun, her whole body is as pale as thin paper, two lumps of bright red rouge are applied to one side of her face, and her lips are also bleeding red.

"A distinguished guest is coming, everyone, please come in." Even the voice was crisp, very young.

As soon as she spoke, everyone's faces were ugly. Looking at the clothes and dressing, this maid should be a ghost from the Qing Dynasty, that is, a few hundred years of Taoism.They weighed their own strength, and reckoned how likely they would be to win if more than a dozen people went together.

Jiang Mi didn't have this plan, he directly raised his leg to step over the threshold, and said to the female ghost, "Thank you for your hospitality."

His familiar reaction almost frightened the group of people, their souls flew wildly, they opened their mouths wide to stop them but they couldn't, they could only watch helplessly as he went deep into the lacuna, and followed after half a beat.

Seeing him coming in, the female ghost servant girl hurriedly followed him in small steps, and boasted like a shy girl: "This young man is so handsome, he is far inferior to the new slave in our house." Blinking, it didn't look like a gloomy ghost, and everyone's heart was beating "boom, boom, boom".

The new and handsome house slave?

Jiang Mi caught this information, and he said politely, "Can I meet him?"

Everyone also realized that this should be the male anchor Shen Dajia they were looking for, which showed that the person was not dead, which was good news, and they immediately became short of breath.

The servant girl shook her head: "The slaves and maidservants in the family are all the private property of the master. If you want to see him, you must get the consent of my wife." So she led them around and visited many pavilions before meeting the mistress of this old house. , a woman in a flag dress sitting in a high position in the main room, about 40 to [-] years old, with a noble and graceful face.Look carefully, under the long skirt, there is actually a pair of red and black embroidered pointed shoes.

If the way of the leading maid is like a trickling stream, then the woman in the flag dress is a bottomless cold pool.The nerves of the young people were extremely tense, and they decided to act first. Without waiting for Jiang Mi's order, they hurriedly took out the props, unscrewed them from the thermos, and poured a large bottle of black dog's blood with residual temperature.

The face of the woman in the flag dress changed drastically, and she hurriedly covered her nose to avoid it.

Everyone thought this method was effective, another person chanted the mantra in a low voice, threw several sheets of yellow talisman paper with complicated patterns and radiant colors over, then raised the mahogany sword and stabbed it, and shouted: "Hurry up like a law!"

Several yellow talisman papers flew past as if they were stuck with a magnet, but the yellow talisman that burned the zombie before was now attached to the woman, but there was no response.

The Xuanmen disciple held his numb palm, retracted the broken sword and said in shock: "How is that possible! The yellow talisman paper drawn with cinnabar has no effect, but it will spontaneously ignite when encountering ghosts!"

Not to mention that they poured a bottle of black dog blood to break the defense first!The breaking of the mahogany sword was a fatal blow to them. To ordinary people, the mahogany sword is just a wooden sword. To ghosts, it is a sharp blade with a strong spirit. Ghosts should be afraid and stay away wherever they go.

But these means of exorcising evil spirits are ineffective against the woman in the banner, what a wicked ghost this is!Everyone was horrified, and they backed away repeatedly with the magic weapon in hand.

Now it was the turn of the woman in the flag dress to raise her brows, and she said angrily, "I have kindly received you guests, yet you have stained my place with black dog blood and stabbed me with wooden swords, it is really unreasonable! people!"

Wow, a group of stalwart male ghosts who looked like servants gathered over. As guessed before, the whole house was full of ghosts, dozens or hundreds of them, and they surrounded them in a circle. It was clear that they were doomed.

Although they are in a disadvantaged position, the group still wants to complain about what is unreasonable!You are ghosts, what reason do you need to talk about with ghosts? The logic of this sentence about women in banners is really puzzling.

Jiang Mi was suddenly blessed. He took a step forward and apologized first: "It's our fault. We thought our companion was kidnapped by Madam, so we acted rashly. Madam, please forgive us for our rudeness."

The angry woman in the flag dress did not disappear, and she did not accept this explanation, "Kidnapped? That house slave was taken in by me kindly. He took the money I paid for selling himself, and even stamped his fingerprints with his own hands."

As soon as the woman finished speaking, a piece of thin paper filled with traditional Chinese characters floated over. Jiang Mi reached out to take it, and the people around also turned their heads to look at it.

This piece of paper is ranked vertically from right to left, and the text is written in traditional Chinese characters. It is extremely difficult to read, but the whole group of people still finished reading it after a lot of bumps. Living here, in order to get asylum from one party, he voluntarily sold himself as a slave in the house, and the time limit was 50 years.

That is to say, everyone can take people away only after they get at least 1970.There is also a red print of my fingerprints under the thin paper.How heartless it must be to sign such an unequal contract of sale.

Everyone's expressions were indescribable, and some even raised their arms to wipe their sweat.

Jiang Mi finished reading it without dyslexia, and then he said that Shen Dajia belonged to them, and he didn't recognize the contract. The woman in the banner sneered and said: "It's written clearly in black and white, signed and marked, this man surnamed Shen I have been a slave of our house for the rest of my life, and the construction period is 50 years, do you want to deny it?"

"Come again in 50 years, Laifu, see off guests!"

Jiang Mi didn't care, he directly started the negotiation mode, "Mrs. Qiao, since you are a reasonable person, you should be clear that the sky outside has changed!" He pointed to the sky, including the woman in flag dress, Everyone at the scene was subconsciously attracted by his words.

"The Qing Dynasty where you are located has perished 100 years ago, and the human trading system was also abolished. We respect that you have been living in the old dream with the time of death, but if you want to use a little money to sweeten Selling outsiders like livestock is a kind of fraud, of course we don't recognize it. The old law can't restrain people in this world." Jiang Mi's tone gradually became strict, and he could be called aggressive, and he said to the woman in the flag Speechless, she staggered back three steps, opening and closing her small cherry mouth, and couldn't think of anything to refute for a long time, who made her just a housewife who didn't understand poetry until she died.

[Wake up ma’am, times have changed [Hoarse]]

[Holy shit, it's so hot, it makes sense]

[Negotiating with ghosts No.1, I saw it, Master Jiang is amazing]

"This, this..." Before the woman in banner dress could say anything, Jiang Mi turned her head and said in a considerate tone: "We didn't take people away for nothing, causing loss to you, madam. Look, are these things okay?" Worth a house slave."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Mi took out bundles of banknotes from the mountaineering bag. The amount was astonishingly large, but the audience in the live broadcast room took a closer look and found that it was not real money, but ghost banknotes. They all started at the beginning, and the audience almost spewed out a mouthful of Coke soda.Then these cool banknotes are not finished, just like pulling out carrots with mud, along with the paper money, there are also gold ingots strung together.Jiang Mi pushed all of them out, "As long as Madam nods, all these things are yours."

Appeared!There are often local tyrants who throw money at random in TV dramas, throwing out a few million will make people quit. Does this trick also work on ghosts?

Apparently it works.

The hill-like ingots fell to the side of the little shoes, and the woman in the flag dress staggered three steps, and then couldn't resist the instinctive approach, as if she wanted to reach out to hug this pile of things, but she was concerned about the face of the head of the house, so her face turned blue White for a while.Seeing her hesitation, Jiang Mi immediately put another stack, which made the woman gasp, her heart shuddered twice, and everyone could vaguely hear the servant ghost swallowing her saliva.

After Jiang Mi finished letting it go, seeing that the woman in the flag dress still didn't nod, she suddenly changed her words on purpose: "Since Madam doesn't have that kind of heart, Jiang should take it all back!"

"Wait!" The woman in the flag dress really rushed over to stop her, with a pleasant expression on her face.

Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room and the live masters all felt that Jiang Mi was really desperate, and it was fine to reason with ghosts, and he interpreted the saying "money can make ghosts perish" to the essence.Those who are good at controlling people are also good at controlling all things. The ancients say that you do not deceive me!

A group of people were led to the backyard, which is said to be the place where the slaves lived. They saw the male anchor Shen Dajia in slave clothes, crying and mourning, with a handsome face, fetching water from the well, blending with ancient life.If there is no guidance from the ghosts in the house, even if everyone finds the place, they will not be able to find anyone, nothing else, Shen Dajia is too down and out now, dressed in coarse cloth and rags, he is not like modern people at all.

Shen Dajia himself is about to collapse.

He is an amateur anchor who often posts videos of humanistic life. Almost every video has over a million hits, all of which promote science and break superstition, because he himself is an atheist.He also has a well-known series of videos called "Killing into Science". He calls himself a "Fake Fighting Officer" and specializes in cracking down on some false supernatural events.

For example, I heard that in a certain mountain village, a certain child twitched all over and liked to bite people. He looked like he had blood-sucking disease, was afraid of light, and liked to stay in dark corners without light, etc.The family went to the doctor in an emergency, and they invited Taoist priests to expel the evil spirits. They also wanted to feed the child amulet water, saying that after drinking the amulet water and spitting out the filth, the child would be safe.

After hearing about this, he immediately called the police to arrest them, and persuaded his family to take the child to the city hospital for treatment. He made a video popularization of science and said: "In modern medicine, ghost upper body is a kind of mental illness, a kind of hysteria with strong psychological implications, and belongs to Mental disorders after being stimulated, everyone should not be suspicious, and must actively seek medical treatment!"

His comments are full of compliments.

Even if someone later reported to him that there are really ghosts in this world, the child went to the city hospital but was not cured, and then transferred to the provincial hospital. Intensified.Shen Dajia also ignored it, thinking that the hospital chosen by the family must not be good enough, allowing that comment to be submerged in the praise until it sank to the bottom.

He came to participate in this special chapter of the Obon Festival because he sneered at the theory of ghosts and gods, and thought that he would not be in danger. As a result, he entered this place and found that he could not go no matter how he walked, and after bumping into a female ghost, His worldview was completely overturned.

When he was desperate, he also stumbled into an ancient house that he thought was deserted, and because he was half starved to death, he ate something cold. As a result, under the coercion of the hostess, he was forced to sign a painting and sell himself as a slave.From day to night, I really worked like a slave in a feudal society, and I couldn't escape.You must know that he used to be a young master who didn't even wash the dishes at home, but now he fetches water, picks manure and does all kinds of dirty work, and is bullied and tortured. Of course, Shen Dajia almost has a nervous breakdown. How naive is the heaven who does not believe in ghosts and gods, and how beautiful the peaceful days are!You think you know the world, but you only get a glimpse of it!

This life in the underworld is really unbearable, Shen Dajia is extremely looking forward to a hero who is unrivaled in the world to come to rescue him, save him from the fire and water.

But day by day, he went from hopeful to completely disappointed, and his heart was like a barren and withered weed.Just when he thought he would stay here for the rest of his life, to be company with these ghosts of the Qing Dynasty, a servant ghost suddenly floated over: "Shen Da, someone has come to redeem you."

With a "bang", the bucket in Shen Dajia's hand fell to the ground and rolled twice. He raised his eyes in disbelief, thinking that he had heard a hallucination.

The author has something to say: My peerless hero is here!