I made my debut in a reality show

After finishing this psychic session, when Jiang Mi returned home, the first thing she did was not to take a bath to wash away her exhaustion, but to dig out the original owner's photo album, first of all, high school graduation photos.

He has already remembered the appearance of that young ghost in his mind like a replica machine. The young ghost is eighteen or nine years old, unexpectedly handsome, but looks extraordinarily gloomy. Generally speaking, he can leave a deep impression on others. However, Jiang Mi swept through the memory of the original owner, and did not find this person at all.

There were fifty people in the high school graduation photo, but this person was not found, which proved that he was not the original owner's classmate. Jiang Mi frowned, looked through a few more photos, and finally found the clue.

Some personal photos of the original owner are not far away, and there will always be a passer-by classmate wearing a school uniform and a pale face, watching him from a distance.

After the college entrance examination, the students in a class went their separate ways, but most of the contact information was still kept. Jiang Mi sent a message to one of the classmates, wanting to find out about the situation. Wow, Jiang Mi, you actually took the initiative to contact me!"

"I have the impression of the person you mentioned. Ah, it seems to be Kang Minghui from the class next door. He suffers from a congenital family genetic disease and is often unable to go to school. It is said that he was bedridden during the college entrance examination. This year it seems that his health is really suffering. I can’t stop, a friend of mine even went to his funeral..."

"Then did he ever like me?" When Jiang Mi asked this sentence, his tone might sound a little narcissistic to outsiders, but in fact he was expressionless, because he probably guessed that the death that followed him would follow. What the hell is going on with shadows.

The old classmate scratched his head: "...I don't know about that, but isn't it normal for him to like you?" The old classmate's tone was more natural than that of Jiang Mi himself. After all, the person involved has a limited perspective, but the onlookers can see it clearly .At that time, most of the classmates in the class liked Jiang Mi. After all, the beautiful classmates who looked like the people in the painting, who would not like Jiang Mi after getting along with each other for many years? Even the boy who sat at the desk and listened to the teacher like a doll, always had a pleasant face, It seems that the body and mind have been sublimated in the teaching process.It's a pity that the young man is too real for his name, quiet and withdrawn, he is picked up by his family every day to and from school, and doesn't socialize with his classmates very much, like a young master of glass bottles in a greenhouse.

The topic ends here.

Jiang Mi then went to look through the funeral home's reception list, and sure enough, Kang Minghui's funeral was held at Jiang's funeral home two months ago.Jiang Meizhu ordered the original owner to watch from the sidelines, and the original owner agreed. After half a month, he continued to have a fever and fell ill, and was depressed. Everyone thought that the original owner was weak and could not carry the funeral ceremony. In fact, the original owner accidentally watched the old classmate The funeral of the ghost inspired the obsession of ghosts.

Fortunately, Jiang Mi made it through, otherwise he would most likely fail in this reality show.

And Kang Minghui, a person who has been obsessed with the original owner since he was a student, and who has always been thinking about him when he was sick, of course, after his death, he will naturally become a powerful obsessive ghost. If he is not aroused by emotions such as jealousy and anger Out of the wandering soul.With the original owner's spiritual power slightly stronger than that of the baby, Jiang Mi didn't even know when the original owner accepted the other party's "betrothal gift" and made a contract (that is, signed a marriage contract) with the other party, let alone touched the other party. Yes, the top priority is to increase popularity as soon as possible.The stronger the strength, the more invincible it is.

He carefully found the official website of the "Looking for the Psychic" program group, downloaded the registration form, and filled it out meticulously.

Sure enough, as the assistant Lisa said, the content that needs to be filled in this form is very trivial. First, you need to ask about your nationality, teacher, and fill in your psychic expertise. An all-round character, of course not yet, he can only write in a slightly humble style: "As an embalmer, I will put makeup on the dead, let them transcend life and death, and leave beautifully... As a I am a psychic, I can communicate with the undead, teach them to let go of their obsessions, and I can sense countless secrets in the world..."

the other side

Kang Minghui noticed that Jiang Mi wanted to participate in a reality show, so he recruited his younger brother to stop him.

"Farewell, it's not easy for him..." Meng Juan, the female ghost, as the second in command, dissuaded a little hesitantly.

The female ghost Meng Juan was a matchmaker before her death, and she was considered a half-psychic, so she was inextricably linked with Jiang Mi's career.Jiang Mi was asking about the wishes of the deceased, while she was making a match for the unmarried deceased, holding the black and white photos of both men and women, and helping them to go on a blind date. If she became a matchmaker, she would charge a matchmaker fee to support her youngest daughter to study.The youngest daughter is now in college, and she never knew that her mother was engaged in this kind of occupation. She has always introduced to the outside world that her mother was a marriage agency during her lifetime.

Meng Juan did not dare to let her daughter know.

And some unprofessional matchmakers, they also have the ability to communicate with ghosts, but they are so rampant, they help ghosts find their favorite objects in the yang world. After all, there are so many young and beautiful women who happen to die. Most of them die Old woman, of course it’s Yangjian that fills the streets. There are young handsome men and beautiful women everywhere, and then according to the other party’s conditions and difficulty, the shady matchmaker will offer the family members a price ranging from tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands, killing them and throwing their corpses into the wilderness. The soul hooked away and formed a yin relative.

Money can make people take risks, as long as you can afford the price, you can get a popular niche in the entertainment circle for you.

Although Meng Juan is a matchmaker, she never does that kind of thing, never lays hands on a living person, and never presses her head to force a kiss!Besides, Jiang Mi was the same age as her youngest daughter, she couldn't bear it, but her ability was weak, and she was constrained by this leader who had practiced sorcery in her lifetime, so she could only stay low and be a little girl.

"Just say what you have to say, don't beat around the bush." ​​Kang Minghui gave Meng Juan a sideways glance. Meng Juan is more than two rounds older than him when she is a ghost. The kind that gave her a seat, but Kang Minghui didn't feel burdened at all.

Meng Juan was hesitant to speak, and it took a long time before she opened her mouth to say: "I mean it was not easy for him. His parents passed away when he was young, and he lived with his aunt and other relatives. Now the family business is not good. He has to manage the family business and earn money to support the family at a young age... "

It's not that Meng Juan's motherhood is rampant, it's just that she has a traditional idea in her bones that young people should be raised at home, live happily for a few years, find a job after graduation, and take on the responsibilities of adults, just like her youngest daughter Meng Xiang , and going to work before the age, all kinds of extra money, always make people feel that this child is hard.

"It's not easy for him, but why does he have to work so hard? I can support him. In the underworld, he is still the carefree young master who has no worries about food and clothing... So there is no need to go to this show." Kang Minghui said When she spoke, her face and tone were extremely gentle, but it made Meng Juan tremble with fear.

This is to make up my mind not to let people go.

Meng Juan discovered that people who were repressed due to various conditions in life will become more paranoid and unscrupulous after death.

It was midnight at this time. A man wearing a plaid shirt and black-rimmed glasses sneaked into Xie's family lightly. After cracking the password on the employee's computer, and typing casually on the keyboard, all the audition lists were called up.

He smiled triumphantly and raised his legs.

Sure enough, the technology learned during life is the greatest wealth after death. Who said that code farmers eat youth food, as long as they have a skill, they can continue to help people after death.Now that the owner of the ghost town is gone, some freshmen leading ghosts who occupy the mountain as kings are their leaders.

The code farmer quickly found the person with the most beautiful photo in the vast sea of ​​registration forms, and was about to choose "delete", when suddenly his whole neck was strangled, and the code farmer screamed, only to hear a familiar The sneer sounded, "Dare to act wild on my territory, are you tired of work?"

In an instant, the ghost of the code farmer was scattered.

Next week, the reality show "Looking for Psychics" will start recording on time. It is said that the organizer has purchased the copyright from abroad, and it is aimed at many psychics at home and abroad. In order to find real psychics, some of them will be released every two weeks The elimination task, the trial time is as long as one year, and the person with the strongest ability and survives to the end is the strongest psychic.

For millions of dollars, applicants flock to it.

The program group also set up a live broadcast room, saying that their purpose is to be absolutely fair and true without a script. However, some viewers who firmly believe in science and oppose superstition think that this series of behaviors is too absurd, and they flock to the live broadcast room to continue to abuse.

The audition site was crowded, and the contestants looked exaggerated, such as those who held a rooster in their left hand and a kitchen knife in their right, those who twisted their waists and raised their buttocks and said they were performing a sacrificial dance, those who held Bibles, crystal balls, human skulls, etc. Several self-proclaimed Maoshan Taoist priests with yellow talisman paper and peach wood sword, like a large gathering of monsters and ghosts, filmed one by one, and the audience didn't want to complain.

The host is a beautiful woman with a hot figure. She didn't understand the audience's psychology at all. She took the microphone and interviewed them one by one. First, she interviewed a pair of down-and-out Taoist priests who looked like master and apprentice, and father and son: "Hello, You look dusty, where are you from?"

The reason why I interviewed this pair of Taoist priests first is because their outfits are too outstanding. The older one is about forty years old, with a beard at the corner of his mouth, and the younger one is a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, both dressed in gray clothes. There are two white flags stuck on the back of the Taoist robe, which read "Fortune-telling, no money is not allowed", but the young man has been gorging on a box of lunch, and the disposable chopsticks are flying up, which makes people seriously suspect that he is Come to the program group for free lunch.

Seeing the host's questioning, the elderly Taoist priest came forward and introduced: "My name is Guo Yuqing, and this is my disciple Yunjing. We are all disciples of the Maoshan School. After several hours of trains, they arrived in the capital overnight."

[Yun Province is in the south of the country, good guy, this must span half of the map, right?]

[It's not easy to be a liar these days. In order to eat and wear, you have to travel thousands of miles to another place to cheat]

The hostess was also stunned, subconsciously showing some sympathy, "It's been too hard for more than 30 hours."

Elderly Taoist priest: "It's not hard work. All suffering is for better practice. 'If you don't go through the bone-chilling cold, how can you get the fragrance of plum blossoms'."

The hostess pointed to the white banner behind him again, "Master, then what is this? Does it have anything to do with the 'specialty' you are going to show later?"

Guo Yuqing twirled his beard, "You're right, the main job of our Maoshan School disciples is to exorcise ghosts and cast down demons, but our side job also occasionally helps people with fortune-telling, feng shui, and horoscopes. The eye of the sky can see through a person's past, present, and reincarnation."

The hostess pondered for a while, "Wait a minute, master, past life, present life, reincarnation, isn't this a Buddhist term?"

Guo Yuqing couldn't make a sound in secret. In fact, he just wanted to pretend to be coercive. He didn't know how to explain to laymen that the Maoshan School is not a pure Taoist school. , come here and show this female benefactor." I can't hold on to the subtext, so hurry up and show me your hand!

That handsome young man named Yun Jing immediately wiped his oily red mouth and came over to stare at the hostess for a while. There were still several rice particles on his collar. After a few words, I was stunned.

The other party said: "This female benefactor is the fate of a double marriage, and the corners of her eyes are charming and red. It is just the face of 'the garden is full of spring, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall'. Oh, there is a date at night..." Said straight The white point is that this female benefactor is promiscuous and passionate.

【? ? ? 】

【Could you stop looking at a beautiful woman and suspect that she will cheat on you? At first, I thought it was a pity that this little brother didn't have enough to eat. Now I immediately withdraw my sympathy. No matter how pitiful a liar is, he is still a liar! 】

The hostess felt very embarrassed at once. She suppressed her anger forcibly, turned her head and put pressure on the photographer behind her, "Cut this post for me!" The screen was full of question marks, and only she could tell. I know, she does have a lot of suitors. Recently, she flirted with a newly recruited male junior behind her husband's back. She does have a date tonight.

The hostess left with a dark face, Yunjing boy frowned, and asked his master: "What's the matter, doesn't she believe it?"

Guo Yuqing handed him the chopsticks and sighed, "Hey, eat!" As soon as the camera left, he also picked up a box of fish-flavored shredded pork rice and started to eat it. Alas, it's all because the apprentices didn't hold back their mouths. Can't pass the audition.

No matter how angry the hostess was, she didn't forget that she had a task ahead. She chose another man for an interview. This man was gentle, wearing a pair of black sunglasses. He didn't look like a liar, but more like an elegant scholar. .

It's just that this "scholar" was smiling, and when he introduced himself, it made people's eyes roll out: "My name is Shen Xian, my specialty is that my eyes are different from ordinary people, and I have X-ray perspective. You can see that you are wearing black lace underwear now, ma'am. Don't worry, I am a gentleman, and if you don't ask to show it, my eyes are no different from normal people." After that, he put on his glasses again.

Everyone secretly coveted the hostess whose face was turning red and blue, and found that the man probably guessed the color correctly.

The hand of the hostess holding the microphone was shaking desperately, she wanted to scold her mother, why is she always the one who suffers!She immediately said that she was dizzy and wanted to rest for a while.

[This script is still in the works, the program team has worked hard]

[It's a pity that a beautiful hostess was sacrificed]

On the other side, Jiang Mi found himself lost. He arrived at the place by car and asked where the camera crew was. The other party looked at him back and forth before scolding him and said, "You're late, do you know your age? Gently, not punctual at all!"

"Ah, I'm sorry!" Jiang Mi found himself in this world, why he always apologized for being late, although he remembered that there was still half an hour before the audition, so he didn't understand why he was late.

But the other party was very fierce and led him away, "Which level are you, ABCD or F? You don't know, how many shots will you miss if you are late? Don't be proud of being good-looking. This stage is as strong as Lin, The selection is not only based on looks, but more importantly, on real skills, hurry up and put on makeup and change clothes."

I didn't understand what the ABCDF level meant. Didn't the program just start recording? How did the psychic level be assigned so quickly?Coincidentally, Jiang Mi only submitted the application form, so he had no idea what level the psychic program group would assign him.And the other party is right, it is said that this program group has no script at all, and only looks at the real skills.

So he followed silently and went into the dressing room.

After the person sent him in, he said to himself: "Such a beautiful child, he should be in Class A." It's a pity that he is a bit face-blind, and hundreds of students often don't know who is who.

On the other side of the psychic audition scene, Xie Hailou waited for no one for a long time, and finally made a call after waiting for a long time: "Where are you, you are late, do you know?"

"???" Jiang Mi said in her heart, why am I late again?

The author has something to say: there is one more chapter, it will appear later! (to finger)