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With the exaggerated publicity of Ah Da and Ah Er, many family members of the deceased came to ask them for help.

Jiang Mi took over the family business, and these two former apprentices of Jiang's family dared to use the sign of psychics and competed with Jiang's funeral home for business, purely because they didn't believe that Jiang Mi could be psychic.

When the old man of the Jiang family was still alive, they did not reveal their true colors. They were fortunate enough to live in the Jiang family's old house for several years and had close contact with Jiang Mi.I think I know Jiang Mi quite well, he is just an ordinary young master from a rich family, refined and delicate, refined and fair, totally incompatible with psychics, but he suddenly had a fight at Ms. Qin Yu's funeral Fame, it's amazing.

"I think the so-called 'psychic' is just a cover played by the Jiang family. There are no ghosts in this world. I'm afraid it's just a deception." They were not stupid, and they reached this conclusion quickly after rubbing their chins.

"The young master is worthy of being a person who has gone to school, but he can come up with such a novel trick." How this kind of service fits the psychology of the family members of the deceased, almost pinching the veins of their hearts.

It’s not wrong to think this way, the more sophisticated the deception, the more it is based on the complete collection of information and a comprehensive understanding of the family members. As long as you investigate what happened in the customer’s home in advance and understand the personality of the customer, they are suspicious and sensitive. , who is upright and not afraid of the oblique shadow, or who has done something wrong, can accurately grasp the other party's psychology, and then pretend to be the mouth of the dead, and say something that fits their characteristics.

Moreover, most of the deceased were elderly people. Older people had a good mentality. They either cared about their children and grandchildren, or worried about some mundane things that they couldn't let go.

After figuring it out, Ah Da and Ah Er painted gourds, and they succeeded in a few cases.

Even if some of the family members were skeptical, most of them were still bluffed by them and really believed that they were psychics who could communicate with the dead.

They also succeeded in making a name for themselves, and their reputation even surpassed that of Jiang Mi, who was the first to implement it.

This pissed Jiang Meizhu to death: "Those two shameless old guys actually cheated openly!" They even pretended to be under the sign of the old man of the Jiang family. The old man's reputation.

Jiang Meizhu was never a kind-hearted woman, she would call the door after she finished scolding, and she could not stop scolding "liar" and "white-eyed wolf".Even if she couldn't shake people, being bitten to death was a slander by her peers, but her repeated visits to harass her made Ah Da and Ah Er frightened, and changed her mouth to say that she was born with a spirit body and learned without a teacher.

Jiang Mi let her go, in his opinion, Ah Da Ah Er's downfall is coming soon.

Stealing and cheating can only benefit for a while, and hype without real talent is risky.Being famous is not a good thing.

Fate quickly threw an olive branch.

As psychics, Jiang Mi and Ah Da Ah Er were invited to a small town in the mountains to attend a rural funeral.When meeting each other in the car, Ah Da and Ah Er smiled awkwardly, but they soon raised their heads and greeted each other: "Young master, don't come here without any problems."

They think that their identities are not what they used to be, and now everyone is in the same industry, whether it is the funeral home or the "fraud", peers see peers, don't expose each other.

No one is more noble than anyone else.

Jiang Mi gave them a cold nod, taking it as a greeting.The two of them didn't mind, they talked and laughed on their own, and from time to time, they even asked the driver what was going on, and asked about the situation of the family.

They are all distinguished guests, accepting the invitation of a family, and the location is quite far away, hundreds of kilometers away from the city.The driver in charge of pick-up and drop-off drove very cautiously, but he still couldn't stand the bumpy road.

Ah Da Er Er's buttocks were about to be smashed into eight petals, so he could only glance enviously at the cushion under Jiang Mi's body.They also didn't expect that the speed of the high-speed rail is going to match the speed of a rocket, and there are villages and towns with such bumpy mountain roads.If it weren't for the large amount of money, they would have turned around and left.

Probably because they didn't look at the almanac when they went out today. Unfortunately, when the car entered the village, it bumped into a road sign and couldn't drive in the grass. The three of them were forced to walk.The driver stayed behind, waiting for a tow truck and compensation.

A lot of age and forced to climb the mountain, Ah Da and Ah Er naturally cursed all the way.

Their dissatisfaction and dissatisfaction disappeared completely after they walked to the place, and they exclaimed: "It's actually a big family!"

The village pays attention to people's weddings and funerals and weddings and funerals. What they see is the continuous and luxurious flowing water mats placed from the beginning of the village to the end of the village.The banquet was filled with pots of chicken, duck, fish, and Moutai liquor, surrounded by guests who were devouring and dragging their families along.

There is also a team of dozens of people next door beating gongs and drums, blowing suona and setting off firecrackers.Before Jiang Mi and the others entered the main house, they saw rows of beautiful wreaths and paper lanterns from a distance.The mourning hall is full of white flags, and there is a black coffin in the center. The portrait is a hale and hearty old man.

The incense table is full of exquisite tributes, paper money and ingots. Although it is in the village, you can see that the family is rich and powerful by looking at the luxurious furnishings in this house.

Ah Da couldn't help sighing with jealousy: "Such a big battle, we only invite us to channel, instead of directly letting us host it." A lot of money.

Envy is envy, they can't say anything.They run a modern funeral home that values ​​simplicity over day-to-day bureaucracy.

Seeing Jiang Mi and the others coming, all the young and old in the house greeted them, with faint smiles on their faces, expectant and nervous expressions, and the old woman who seemed to be the hostess was also full of surprise, "Masters are here—"

They called out to the master eagerly, but all the family members rushed towards the older Ah Da Ah Er.

Jiang Mi was left aside in the cold, obviously from his appearance, his face was too young and not very convincing.

Among the relatives, there was only a young man in his early twenties, who looked like a college student. He took a step back. Seeing that Jiang Mi was not interested, he seemed to be embarrassed for him. He hurried up to warm up for him, and called out respectfully : "Master, please come in, welcome to the humble house."

Jiang Mi nodded without humility.

Compared with Ah Da and Ah Er, he thought he was worthy of this master.

Although from Jiang Mi's point of view, this young man seemed to have received higher education and did not believe in the so-called psychic arts, it was purely polite to treat Jiang Mi with courtesy.Seeing his family members surrounded Ah Da Ah Er, he showed a bit of helplessness on his face.

But Jiang Mi didn't mind.

He wants to wake up this young man, do you think your family members really believe it?

"This mountain road is difficult to walk, and the three masters have worked hard all the way." The old woman sighed, instructing her three children to pour tea for Jiang Mi and the others.

Ah Da and Ah Er were indeed thirsty all the way, as soon as they touched tea, they gulped it down, like a cow chewing peonies.Jiang Mi took a sip and immediately recognized that this was the best tea.

After drinking tea, Ah Da and Ah Er waved their hands and said: "Since we have accepted the commission, we will not mind the hard work."

Of course the old lady knew the ways of the world, and rode down the hill on a donkey: "Anyway, the three masters have worked hard, and a little care is no respect." Handed over three red envelopes, Jiang Mi also had a share, he squeezed it, oh It was quite thick, so he put it down with peace of mind.

Ah Da and Ah Er originally wanted to politely decline a few words, but seeing Jiang Mi put it in his pocket unceremoniously, they stared at each other, and the words stuck in their throats. They felt that if they didn't accept it, it would seem hypocritical, so they immediately gave it up. Accepted.

When he spoke again, there was a wide smile on his face, "I would like to ask, Madam, your husband passed away in the city, why did you hold the funeral in this place?"

"Because the old man made his fortune in this place. Fallen leaves always return to their roots. This is the old man's wish during his lifetime. No matter how difficult it is, we must satisfy him." The old woman said kindly, with a bit of sadness on her face, and after crying Only later did he express his intention of coming: "Master, there is nothing else. We just want to know if the old man is underground, if he is eating well, if he is warmly dressed, is there any other request?"

Just for this little thing?

The two were stunned for a long time before they said in a daze: "So that's the case, Madam is really kind."

But you can't talk nonsense about trivial matters. They have no information about this family. They hope to exchange a few more words so that they can understand the details of this family.Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you be victorious in every battle.

"My old man made his fortune here. He suffered a lot during his lifetime. He only wore a ragged cotton jacket in the coldest winter. After he became rich, he was used to being poor and dressed plainly. I don't know how he is underground. I want to give him Burn some decent clothes to wear. Master, look, are these clothes suitable?" The old woman said, and took out a few sets of brand new shrouds, and Ah Da Er and the others stared round when they saw it.

Good guy, it's all made of silk fabrics embroidered with five bats holding longevity patterns. There are models for all seasons, and people are dead. This woman is really willing to pay for her husband.Ah Da Ah Er answered: "It's suitable, it's suitable, why isn't it suitable, such expensive clothes, the old man must be very popular in the Underworld."

I don't know if they were careless, but after the old lady said this, the chatterbox of the whole family gradually opened up.

"Grandpa loved me the most when he was alive. I was worried that there would be nothing interesting in the underworld. I want to burn a TV set and two latest mobile phones for grandpa, so that he won't have much entertainment in the underground." A teenager who looked like a high school student, with red eyes Said, "I also folded a stack of gold ingots, I hope grandpa can receive it."

The small basket in front of the boy was really full of stacked small ingots.

What a filial and good grandson!

Ah Da and Ah Er couldn't help feeling emotionally, look at how filial they are, and thinking about the little bastards in their family who called them old and immortal that day, they really wanted to strangle them to death and beat them back to their mother's womb.

"I also want to ask the master, whether the underworld will allocate a house. I am worried that my father will have no place to live and eat underground. I want to burn a paper villa and a refrigerator for him. It's just that my father has to work hard. Cooking alone." A middle-aged woman with a shrewd face said, she is the eldest daughter in the family, and it is said that women are delicate, and she really broke her heart for her old father's food, clothing, housing and transportation.

Ah Da Ah Er nodded approvingly.

"Daughter, you don't have to worry about your father being taken care of below. His body is the most important." The old woman wiped her tears, snorted and said, "Your mother and I are not a jealous person. Burn a few beautiful girls and take good care of him, but he has to know that when I go to the underworld one day, I will be the wife."

As she said that, the old woman brought over two paper-made beauties. The paper-made beauties were painted with lip gloss and blush on their faces. Their eyes seemed to be radiant, and their brows were really delicate and pretty like a little vixen.

Ah Da Ah Er: "..."

"Mom, you're so thoughtful. This way Dad won't be lonely if he has someone to take care of him." The man, suspected to be the second son in the family, was full of praise. After a few seconds, he seemed to think of something, and changed the subject: "It's a good thing Dad has someone to take care of, but If he wants to travel, what should we do, let's burn down the car that Dad loved most when he was alive, and give Dad a means of transportation."

Speaking of this incident, the second son seemed to have a big brain, and said to Jiang Mi and the others: "Master, you are in this business, do you have the contact information of those masters who make money?

Ah Da Ah Er: "Yes, yes..."

Before they finished speaking, they were interrupted by the excited second son, "That's great! My dad always wanted to travel to Europe, and he mentioned it several times, but unfortunately he was too busy with work, ashamed of us. As a child, I couldn’t accompany him. I only applied for a passport until my death, and I didn’t go there once. I want to burn more paper money in Euros and US dollars for my dad, so as to save him from being underestimated by those foreigners below. gone."

What else could Ah Da Er Er do, he could only nod his head.

In terms of talking to themselves, this family is simply a master of masters, and there is no room for them to intervene.

During the whole process, only the young man who looked like a college student and was suspected to be the third son in the family did not speak much, and he did not participate in this kind of filial piety topic of burning houses and villas and cruise ships. The dead silently shed tears.

From Jiang Mi's point of view, the scene in front of him was very interesting.

When the death of a family member makes the whole family like a big stage, filial sons, virtuous and grandchildren will appear on the stage in turn.

On the other side of the local police station, there were two police officers on duty, one was swatting flies with a fly swatter, and the other was drowsy amidst the sound of gongs and drums.When they received the call to the police, the two of them were still a little unconscious, "Huh? Three masters from other places were riding in a car and hit a road sign?"

"Losing money, of course you have to lose money! It's a public facility, and the fine is 500 yuan!"

After hanging up the phone, the little policeman shared the matter with his colleagues wordlessly, "Three strangers came and said they were the psychics invited by the family. It's really troublesome, obviously the will has been made." I just sang yesterday Do beating and ask monks to chant scriptures for a whole day, and today I asked several masters to channel psychics.

The colleague put down the fly swatter and sneered, "What masters, they are just a group of liars. If they encounter the real ones, those people will not be afraid to be scared to death by their own evil deeds." If you are really scared to death, it will be fun.

He didn't treat people very well during his lifetime, but he wanted to make a big fuss after his death.