I made my debut in a reality show
Chapter 101 Nonviolent Noncooperation
Almost in the blink of an eye, the birthday party of the heroine Chen Shanshan arrived as scheduled.
Take a two-hour disaster movie on Ancient Earth as an example. The first hour is basically daily life, explaining personality, and laying a little bit of foreshadowing by the way to pave the way for this disaster.In order to prevent the audience from falling asleep in the movie theater, or drinking too much Coke, going to the bathroom and never coming back, generally the plot develops to four to five 10 minutes, and the first climax is about to come.
This four-star reality show disaster movie is no exception, and basically follows this time rule.In the original plot, the birthday of the heroine Chen Shanshan is a turning point. The ordinary warm daily life is over, and the horror movie comes directly, which makes people defenseless.
Now the sea is very calm, there are many homing seabirds hovering in the sky, and the danger is slowly approaching.
At the party, the heroine Chen Shanshan dressed up meticulously and made a stunning appearance in a pearl white dress.Under the light, her face is pure and beautiful, her cheeks are flushed, and her watery eyes seem to be dripping water. After the appearance of the school girl's best friend is temporarily destroyed, she is the most beautiful girl in the audience. No one can steal her limelight .
The girl picked up the microphone and said, "Thank you everyone for hosting my 20th birthday party." The voice was soft and sweet, and the lines were almost the same as in the original plot. A group of rich second generations whistled and applauded, and the atmosphere became lively.
Among the crowd, Jiang Mi was not relaxed. He had prepared a medicine box in advance.
A seafood barbecue party was held under the coconut trees. Chefs grilled meat for this group of rich young masters. The flames licked the iron shelves, emitting delicious oily smoke. I finished half a pot of shrimp.
Jiang Mi thought, now eating seafood, humans are at the top of the food chain, and tomorrow they will be turned upside down. This plot is too ironic.Seeing that Chen Chuan stretched out his hands to the dining table after eating seafood, he immediately ran over and stopped him: "After eating shrimp, don't eat pumpkin salad, these two kinds of food are incompatible!"
Eating a lot of food together can cause diarrhea. Pumpkin and shrimp are an example. It can range from human diarrhea to severe food poisoning. In the original plot, Chen Chuan just eats and drinks without any scruples. How can a sick body survive the disaster?Of course, it can only be eaten by sharks.
Jiang Mi knew that it was very annoying to be like this.
However, everyone has a rebellious mentality. The more you tell them not to eat and drink, they insist on doing it. He can only remind them one by one, and use a little violence if necessary.
"Ah?" Being reminded suddenly, Chen Chuan was stunned for a moment, but he quickly realized that Jiang Mi's eyes staring at him were as dark as night, which reminded him for no reason that the other party hit the ten rings with a dart in the restaurant. He thought of the twenty or thirty kitchen knives that had disappeared from the kitchen, his heart beat wildly, and he quickly put down the bowl of pumpkin salad, "Okay, I won't eat it."
His surrender with his gun made Jiang Mi quickly let him go and went to the next one.
Chen Shanshan is holding a table knife, with a sweet smile on her face, cutting cakes for each friend as the protagonist of the party. A male supporting role holds a plate of cakes covered with fresh grapes.The heroine Chen Shanshan loves purple grapes, so the cake she ordered is half the height of a person, and the number of grapes inlaid on it is so large that it can make the scalp of patients with trypophobia go numb.
A supporting role was about to eat, and Jiang Mi immediately popped up and severely criticized: "I just finished eating seafood, right? You can't eat grapes after eating seafood, it is easy to have indigestion." When digestion is not smooth, what abdominal pain, vomiting will follow.
"???" The supporting actor put down the cake plate in fright, and the others also looked at the cake, and after a few seconds of hesitation, they put down the plate.One of the boys, who had almost eaten two plates, suddenly had his pupils dilated and covered his mouth. Within a minute, he immediately disappeared into the crowd.Ding Lingxiang stayed on the second floor, turned her head away strangely, because she heard the sound of the toilet flushing.
The pleasant atmosphere was completely destroyed in an instant, Chen Shanshan bit her lip, she put down the knife in her hand, her cheeks flushed, "I'm sorry everyone, I didn't think carefully."
She is also a high-achieving student in University A. Sea Island Resort has rich experience in organizing weddings and birthday parties. She sent a brochure early and checked the service items at will.
She checked the seafood barbecue party, and she also ordered the purple grape cake. These days, her mind is mostly focused on how to make herself the center of attention, completely forgetting about dietary restrictions.She felt a little ashamed in her heart, and her senses towards Jiang Mi changed slightly. She thanked him for reminding him in time, but it was more embarrassing and unhappy.
Because everyone left next to the cake. No matter how delicate and beautiful the cake is, it loses its appeal in an instant when it sounds like it will cause diarrhea. Who would want to eat it?
"Is this the rigor of the medical profession..." Others sighed.
At this time, no one thought that Jiang Mi was a mad dog, only because of his professionalism or obsessive-compulsive disorder, who would have expected that the other party's behavior would become more and more outrageous.There is a bartender in the resort. Because of his high level, he can use his flexible wrist to control the flying of various cups, achieve the purpose of performance, and at the same time make a cup of mellow, bright and beautiful cocktails, so Chen Shanshan ticked him in the service list. Wanted as a party surprise.
The bartender's appearance fee was not low, but within 2 minutes of the other party entering the villa, Jiang Mi pretended to be the owner and walked out to greet him, smiling at the bartender.The bartender didn't know why. Seeing that it was a beautiful boy smiling at him, he subconsciously smiled back, and the next second he was invited back the same way.
Jiang Mi didn't want this group of people to drink alcohol. Since ancient times, human beings have suffered a complete failure in the face of alcohol.
There are too many lessons learned from drinking fragments in the original plot. He directly moved out boxes of drinks and milk from the kitchen, which he had prepared long ago when purchasing.Then he stood on the bar by himself and mixed fruit juice and soda for the group of people. He was also good at making coffee, and he could even perform, manipulating it with thin white hands. Empty cups were easily piled up into a tower bridge, which was enough Challenging the superb technology of the Guinness World Show, aroused many people's exclamation, and the seal applauded continuously.
There was thunderous applause like a tidal wave, among which Ji Hailou was the one who applauded the hardest, his hands almost turned red before he stopped.
"Shanshan, didn't you say you hired a bartender named Jack?" A sister who knew the inside story showed a blank expression on her face.
She was holding a glass of lime sparkling water that Jiang Mi had prepared, and she took a sip and found that the taste was refreshing and delicious, no worse than that of the bartender, so she just asked casually.
"I don't know, it's his own idea. I don't understand why. Could it be that he wants to ruin my birthday party?" Chen Shanshan bit her lower lip, watching the lively atmosphere of the crowd gathered in the bar, her face turned pale .
She actually communicated with Jack in private, and the first glass of wine mixed after the performance will be given to her, and she will say some affectionate lines such as "Happy birthday to you, the most charming and shining girl tonight". The focus is on her.
The bartender's proper flirting can also stimulate her potential suitors at the party and cause a small jealousy.
But now all her calculations are in vain, she didn't communicate with Jiang Mi in advance, Jiang Mi didn't interact with her alone, the first glass of soda was randomly given to the loudest person, not dedicated to her, and didn't say affectionate lines, As a result, she failed to become the focus of the audience, and the limelight was completely stolen.Not to mention Young Master Ji, whom she tried so hard to get along with, Jiang Mi was standing there bartending, while the other party had been sitting on the bar seat, hadn't moved for a long time, his eyes seemed to be glued to magnets, and there was no one else.
Thinking of this, Chen Shanshan felt distressed, and couldn't help but confided to her friend: "Xiaofeng, I shouldn't speak ill of people, but I feel that Jiang Mi seems to be hostile to me, and he wants to ruin my 20th birthday party... ...For a girl, birthday is such a special day, I don't understand why he did that...Maybe I'm overthinking..."
"No way?" The good sister was taken aback, but the girl's eyes were full of pain at this moment, and the judgment in the teacher's heart couldn't help being shaken.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Mi's behavior just coincided with their speculation, and confirmed the fact that he had bad intentions.
—
Jiang Mi has been waiting for the person in charge of the island resort to issue a notice to make everything public, but he still overestimated human nature.Until night fell, the base broadcast of the island resort only issued a rainstorm defense notice after two chirping sounds.
In fact, it was not a heavy rain, but a storm comparable to a typhoon, which lasted for three full days.
The sea will rise, flooding land and cars, and even every shop.In normal times, this is not a particularly bad thing, just wait quietly for the water level to recede, but after all, it is the scene of a disaster movie, with a group of mutated creatures lurking ashore as the cold sea water pours in.
He could only stand up.
Music was playing at the party, and many people followed the DJ's rhythm, shaking their heads and dancing in the courtyard. Jiang Mi put something on the disc, and the loudspeaker made a shriek that pierced the eardrums.
The shock wave of the magic sound was caught off guard, causing the girls to scream, the men to curse, and some people knocked over the dining table and barbecue grill, and the party scene suddenly fell into a huge chaos.They subconsciously covered their ears: "What the hell is going on? Who did it?" "Fucking off the music, I'm going deaf!"
Everyone looked at the disc playing place in unison, only to see Jiang Mi was holding a microphone in his hand, he seemed very satisfied when they looked over, he turned off the music that killed people, and started his speech: "If tonight After 24 o'clock, tomorrow will be the end of the world, what do you want to do?"
Everyone: "???"
Not only Ji Hailou, but also a group of college students at the party, they were collectively pressed the mute button, and their faces were full of question marks.At this moment, there were not a few people who felt that Jiang Mi was a psychopath.
"Do you want to survive? If you want to, no matter what you encounter tonight, don't step out of your room or villa. I put a knife in each of your rooms. If you are in danger Now, you can pick up a knife to defend yourself, or come and find me in my room. I’m not joking, there are real dangers lurking under the sea, and I will try my best to lead everyone to survive.”
After Jiang Mi finished speaking, she put down the microphone, turned around and left, so cool that she had no friends.
He had to race against time, but fortunately he had already done plan B and combined his signal with the island radio.He had thought for a long time that if the island resort base did not cooperate, he would be the one to issue the notice, and he would be able to save a batch of tourists.
Looking at his back, the others couldn't say a word, "Is he all right?"
"Why did he put a knife in each of our rooms, isn't it crazy?"
Seeing tears in the girl's eyes, the others patted her on the shoulder, "Shanshan, I love you so much, it was a good birthday party, and he ruined it all."
The girl bowed her head silently, two lines of hot tears slid down her face, which was very pitiful.That night, dark clouds rolled over the sea, which seemed to symbolize that a storm was coming.
Take a two-hour disaster movie on Ancient Earth as an example. The first hour is basically daily life, explaining personality, and laying a little bit of foreshadowing by the way to pave the way for this disaster.In order to prevent the audience from falling asleep in the movie theater, or drinking too much Coke, going to the bathroom and never coming back, generally the plot develops to four to five 10 minutes, and the first climax is about to come.
This four-star reality show disaster movie is no exception, and basically follows this time rule.In the original plot, the birthday of the heroine Chen Shanshan is a turning point. The ordinary warm daily life is over, and the horror movie comes directly, which makes people defenseless.
Now the sea is very calm, there are many homing seabirds hovering in the sky, and the danger is slowly approaching.
At the party, the heroine Chen Shanshan dressed up meticulously and made a stunning appearance in a pearl white dress.Under the light, her face is pure and beautiful, her cheeks are flushed, and her watery eyes seem to be dripping water. After the appearance of the school girl's best friend is temporarily destroyed, she is the most beautiful girl in the audience. No one can steal her limelight .
The girl picked up the microphone and said, "Thank you everyone for hosting my 20th birthday party." The voice was soft and sweet, and the lines were almost the same as in the original plot. A group of rich second generations whistled and applauded, and the atmosphere became lively.
Among the crowd, Jiang Mi was not relaxed. He had prepared a medicine box in advance.
A seafood barbecue party was held under the coconut trees. Chefs grilled meat for this group of rich young masters. The flames licked the iron shelves, emitting delicious oily smoke. I finished half a pot of shrimp.
Jiang Mi thought, now eating seafood, humans are at the top of the food chain, and tomorrow they will be turned upside down. This plot is too ironic.Seeing that Chen Chuan stretched out his hands to the dining table after eating seafood, he immediately ran over and stopped him: "After eating shrimp, don't eat pumpkin salad, these two kinds of food are incompatible!"
Eating a lot of food together can cause diarrhea. Pumpkin and shrimp are an example. It can range from human diarrhea to severe food poisoning. In the original plot, Chen Chuan just eats and drinks without any scruples. How can a sick body survive the disaster?Of course, it can only be eaten by sharks.
Jiang Mi knew that it was very annoying to be like this.
However, everyone has a rebellious mentality. The more you tell them not to eat and drink, they insist on doing it. He can only remind them one by one, and use a little violence if necessary.
"Ah?" Being reminded suddenly, Chen Chuan was stunned for a moment, but he quickly realized that Jiang Mi's eyes staring at him were as dark as night, which reminded him for no reason that the other party hit the ten rings with a dart in the restaurant. He thought of the twenty or thirty kitchen knives that had disappeared from the kitchen, his heart beat wildly, and he quickly put down the bowl of pumpkin salad, "Okay, I won't eat it."
His surrender with his gun made Jiang Mi quickly let him go and went to the next one.
Chen Shanshan is holding a table knife, with a sweet smile on her face, cutting cakes for each friend as the protagonist of the party. A male supporting role holds a plate of cakes covered with fresh grapes.The heroine Chen Shanshan loves purple grapes, so the cake she ordered is half the height of a person, and the number of grapes inlaid on it is so large that it can make the scalp of patients with trypophobia go numb.
A supporting role was about to eat, and Jiang Mi immediately popped up and severely criticized: "I just finished eating seafood, right? You can't eat grapes after eating seafood, it is easy to have indigestion." When digestion is not smooth, what abdominal pain, vomiting will follow.
"???" The supporting actor put down the cake plate in fright, and the others also looked at the cake, and after a few seconds of hesitation, they put down the plate.One of the boys, who had almost eaten two plates, suddenly had his pupils dilated and covered his mouth. Within a minute, he immediately disappeared into the crowd.Ding Lingxiang stayed on the second floor, turned her head away strangely, because she heard the sound of the toilet flushing.
The pleasant atmosphere was completely destroyed in an instant, Chen Shanshan bit her lip, she put down the knife in her hand, her cheeks flushed, "I'm sorry everyone, I didn't think carefully."
She is also a high-achieving student in University A. Sea Island Resort has rich experience in organizing weddings and birthday parties. She sent a brochure early and checked the service items at will.
She checked the seafood barbecue party, and she also ordered the purple grape cake. These days, her mind is mostly focused on how to make herself the center of attention, completely forgetting about dietary restrictions.She felt a little ashamed in her heart, and her senses towards Jiang Mi changed slightly. She thanked him for reminding him in time, but it was more embarrassing and unhappy.
Because everyone left next to the cake. No matter how delicate and beautiful the cake is, it loses its appeal in an instant when it sounds like it will cause diarrhea. Who would want to eat it?
"Is this the rigor of the medical profession..." Others sighed.
At this time, no one thought that Jiang Mi was a mad dog, only because of his professionalism or obsessive-compulsive disorder, who would have expected that the other party's behavior would become more and more outrageous.There is a bartender in the resort. Because of his high level, he can use his flexible wrist to control the flying of various cups, achieve the purpose of performance, and at the same time make a cup of mellow, bright and beautiful cocktails, so Chen Shanshan ticked him in the service list. Wanted as a party surprise.
The bartender's appearance fee was not low, but within 2 minutes of the other party entering the villa, Jiang Mi pretended to be the owner and walked out to greet him, smiling at the bartender.The bartender didn't know why. Seeing that it was a beautiful boy smiling at him, he subconsciously smiled back, and the next second he was invited back the same way.
Jiang Mi didn't want this group of people to drink alcohol. Since ancient times, human beings have suffered a complete failure in the face of alcohol.
There are too many lessons learned from drinking fragments in the original plot. He directly moved out boxes of drinks and milk from the kitchen, which he had prepared long ago when purchasing.Then he stood on the bar by himself and mixed fruit juice and soda for the group of people. He was also good at making coffee, and he could even perform, manipulating it with thin white hands. Empty cups were easily piled up into a tower bridge, which was enough Challenging the superb technology of the Guinness World Show, aroused many people's exclamation, and the seal applauded continuously.
There was thunderous applause like a tidal wave, among which Ji Hailou was the one who applauded the hardest, his hands almost turned red before he stopped.
"Shanshan, didn't you say you hired a bartender named Jack?" A sister who knew the inside story showed a blank expression on her face.
She was holding a glass of lime sparkling water that Jiang Mi had prepared, and she took a sip and found that the taste was refreshing and delicious, no worse than that of the bartender, so she just asked casually.
"I don't know, it's his own idea. I don't understand why. Could it be that he wants to ruin my birthday party?" Chen Shanshan bit her lower lip, watching the lively atmosphere of the crowd gathered in the bar, her face turned pale .
She actually communicated with Jack in private, and the first glass of wine mixed after the performance will be given to her, and she will say some affectionate lines such as "Happy birthday to you, the most charming and shining girl tonight". The focus is on her.
The bartender's proper flirting can also stimulate her potential suitors at the party and cause a small jealousy.
But now all her calculations are in vain, she didn't communicate with Jiang Mi in advance, Jiang Mi didn't interact with her alone, the first glass of soda was randomly given to the loudest person, not dedicated to her, and didn't say affectionate lines, As a result, she failed to become the focus of the audience, and the limelight was completely stolen.Not to mention Young Master Ji, whom she tried so hard to get along with, Jiang Mi was standing there bartending, while the other party had been sitting on the bar seat, hadn't moved for a long time, his eyes seemed to be glued to magnets, and there was no one else.
Thinking of this, Chen Shanshan felt distressed, and couldn't help but confided to her friend: "Xiaofeng, I shouldn't speak ill of people, but I feel that Jiang Mi seems to be hostile to me, and he wants to ruin my 20th birthday party... ...For a girl, birthday is such a special day, I don't understand why he did that...Maybe I'm overthinking..."
"No way?" The good sister was taken aback, but the girl's eyes were full of pain at this moment, and the judgment in the teacher's heart couldn't help being shaken.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Mi's behavior just coincided with their speculation, and confirmed the fact that he had bad intentions.
—
Jiang Mi has been waiting for the person in charge of the island resort to issue a notice to make everything public, but he still overestimated human nature.Until night fell, the base broadcast of the island resort only issued a rainstorm defense notice after two chirping sounds.
In fact, it was not a heavy rain, but a storm comparable to a typhoon, which lasted for three full days.
The sea will rise, flooding land and cars, and even every shop.In normal times, this is not a particularly bad thing, just wait quietly for the water level to recede, but after all, it is the scene of a disaster movie, with a group of mutated creatures lurking ashore as the cold sea water pours in.
He could only stand up.
Music was playing at the party, and many people followed the DJ's rhythm, shaking their heads and dancing in the courtyard. Jiang Mi put something on the disc, and the loudspeaker made a shriek that pierced the eardrums.
The shock wave of the magic sound was caught off guard, causing the girls to scream, the men to curse, and some people knocked over the dining table and barbecue grill, and the party scene suddenly fell into a huge chaos.They subconsciously covered their ears: "What the hell is going on? Who did it?" "Fucking off the music, I'm going deaf!"
Everyone looked at the disc playing place in unison, only to see Jiang Mi was holding a microphone in his hand, he seemed very satisfied when they looked over, he turned off the music that killed people, and started his speech: "If tonight After 24 o'clock, tomorrow will be the end of the world, what do you want to do?"
Everyone: "???"
Not only Ji Hailou, but also a group of college students at the party, they were collectively pressed the mute button, and their faces were full of question marks.At this moment, there were not a few people who felt that Jiang Mi was a psychopath.
"Do you want to survive? If you want to, no matter what you encounter tonight, don't step out of your room or villa. I put a knife in each of your rooms. If you are in danger Now, you can pick up a knife to defend yourself, or come and find me in my room. I’m not joking, there are real dangers lurking under the sea, and I will try my best to lead everyone to survive.”
After Jiang Mi finished speaking, she put down the microphone, turned around and left, so cool that she had no friends.
He had to race against time, but fortunately he had already done plan B and combined his signal with the island radio.He had thought for a long time that if the island resort base did not cooperate, he would be the one to issue the notice, and he would be able to save a batch of tourists.
Looking at his back, the others couldn't say a word, "Is he all right?"
"Why did he put a knife in each of our rooms, isn't it crazy?"
Seeing tears in the girl's eyes, the others patted her on the shoulder, "Shanshan, I love you so much, it was a good birthday party, and he ruined it all."
The girl bowed her head silently, two lines of hot tears slid down her face, which was very pitiful.That night, dark clouds rolled over the sea, which seemed to symbolize that a storm was coming.
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