Miss Tsushima

"Dazai, this guy, skipped work again!"

At [-]:[-] in the morning, Kunikida looked at his watch alone, and the veins on his forehead popped out.

Already 270 nine seconds late, what? The guy is really self-centered and has no sense of time.

It is simply wishful thinking to expect Osamu Dazai to go to work on time. It is his characteristic to arrive late and leave early. During these months of work, he has never been on time once.

Or, is he? Simply planning to miss work all day, and now he's sleeping in at home again, planning to leave all the work to him? To do it?

No, it is not impossible.

Thinking of all the past, Kunikida squeezed the pen tightly in his hand. Just as he was burning with anger, the door of the detective agency was pushed open.

Dazai Osamu kept pushing the door with a lazy expression on his face, "Kunikida-kun, what are you doing? With such an expression, it looks like you have seen a ghost."

... It's not like I saw a ghost.

Kunikida lowered his head and looked at his watch again, the hands had reached [-]:[-].

No, no, that's not the point. The point is, Osamu Dazai, he was only 5 minutes late today.

Kunikida Doppo looked up at Osamu Dazai in disbelief. He was leaning against the door panel, combing his fluffy black hair casually with one hand, covering his mouth with the other hand and yawning, with an expression of lack of sleep.

It's still sand-colored long? Windbreaker, waistcoat, and trousers. It seems to be the same as usual, but Kunikida still feels that there is a subtle sense of incongruity.

He couldn't help but look Dazai Osamu up and down.

"What's wrong with me? Kunikida-kun, why are you looking at me like this?"

Osamu Dazai yawned, rubbed his eyes, and walked in lazily with his hands in his pockets.

Kunikida frowned, "You feel a little different today."

"Hmm?" Osamu Dazai turned his head and looked at him with interest. "What, is there something different, me?"

He crossed his fingers, propped his chin, and blinked at Kunikida Doppo.

Kunikida Doppo automatically filtered out Dazai Osamu's sparkling eyes, and looked at him carefully with eyes as if studying a piece of evidence.

"It doesn't seem to be different, but it just feels..."

The messy hair, like a bird's nest, looks like a restless sleeping position, so it can be scuffed like this, and it must not have been taken care of properly when I got up in the morning, but just combed casually, this is very suitable for Dazai Zhi's usual style and clothes are the same as usual, but, uh...

Kunikida looked at him, "That's right! It's a bandage, how are you bandaged...?"

At first glance, there seems to be no difference. Kunikida carefully identified it for a long time, and finally found clues on Dazai Osamu's bandage. The first thing they noticed was that it was protruding from under the sleeve, wrapping the bandage. The bandages on the forearm and wrist, and then raised his gaze to his shirt, revealing a small piece of white bandage wrapped around his neck.

It should be this one!

Kunikida suddenly discovered the source of the sense of disobedience, "Is the bandage tied differently?"

Under the shirt collar undone by one button and loosely tied with a poirot tie, wrapped bandages.

Circle after circle, the intervals are almost kept the same, and the uniform parallel winding is a meticulous and careful binding method that will make them feel very comfortable at a glance.

This kind of binding... is too careful.

Was it like this before?Kunikida recalled Osamu Dazai's attire in the past. Didn't he wrap bandages in random?The messy binding method made Kunikida feel his eyes swell at a glance, so the memory is particularly deep.

It's not right, it's really not right, Osamu Dazai would never tie the bandage so carefully!

Kunikida looked at Osamu Dazai with full of doubts, he sat down at the desk humming a little tune in a good mood.

What is it?But Osamu Dazai's ability [Disqualification in the World] doomed him? He won't be hit by any ability, is it the enemy's disguise?No, Osamu Dazai will not be plotted against so easily, but this is too strange...

He? He? He even started to process the documents? !

Kunikida returned to his seat in a daze, still couldn't help looking back at Osamu Dazai.

"This? Something's wrong..." He murmured softly.

"Oh, I don't think there's anything strange about it."

The pleasant girl suddenly sounded beside him, Kunikida was taken aback, looked up suddenly, and found that the clerk Haruno Haruko was standing next to him holding the document,

"The most important thing? If Mr. Dazai feels like today."

Qi Luozi pushed up her glasses with a smile, "I feel that Mr. Dazai is in a particularly good mood today."

"Mood?" Kunikida repeated slowly, looking quietly at Osamu Dazai, who was humming a ditty in a good mood.

"Ah, there must be that. Dazai-san is also at this age." The young clerk confirmed with a mature tone, and felt Kunikida's suspicious eyes on her, and stretched out his little finger , "That's it?"

little finger?What does it represent?Kunikida moved his little finger, but he couldn't react for a long time, but Haruno Kirako had already left with the document in his arms. Kunikida looked at his little finger suspiciously, what does it mean?

"I advise you to stop? It's better to continue thinking."

Kunikida was sneakily looking at Osamu Dazai, when someone patted his back suddenly, his braids were all raised up in shock, and he turned his head in shock, Edogawa Ranpo was eating potato chips while holding the The hand that had passed through the potato chips was on his shoulder.

"Kunikida-kun, for your own good, don't think about it any more." Edogawa Ranpo crunched the potato chips, but his eyes became serious, and he spoke earnestly to Kunikida, "Knowing that you will be sad, Kunikida-kun, stop here."

???

What exactly does it mean? Why does everyone seem to understand and just leave him alone? One person is kept in the dark.But if it is Edogawa Ranpo's suggestion, it must not be groundless.

Curiosity killed the cat, and it wouldn't do him any good to know why Osamu Dazai was abnormal.

Kunikida Doppo tried his best to resist his own curiosity, and withdrew his eyes.

Osamu Dazai, who was sitting not far away, turned his chair around for a while, and fiddled with the pen for a while, as if the serious processing of the documents just now was just a flash in the pan?

He fidgeted restlessly for a long time, then suddenly stood up.

Having made up his mind not to wonder what Osamu Dazai was doing, Kunikida resisted the desire to turn around and sat motionless, but he couldn't help pricking up his ears.

Osamu Dazai leisurely walked to the clerk's office area not far away, found a place for a clerk who was not on duty today, leaned on the desk with a casual posture, raised the phone on the desk, and pressed a series of numbers .

He put the phone close to his ear with a smile on his face,

"Good morning, are you awake now? Well, well, I didn't call you because I saw you were still very tired..."

a bolt from the blue! !

Kunikida was dumbfounded, this?... This? Could it be? ?They looked at their fingers in shock, and the little finger was trembling unconsciously.

It turns out... so this is the meaning?

According to what Dazai Osamu said, this woman was at his house and didn't wake up, because she was very tired and didn't wake her up...

At that moment, Kunikida suddenly understood.

Osamu Dazai didn't care about Kunikida's heart behind him? The stormy sea, with a smile on his face, wrapped his fingers around the phone line, "You didn't go back, did you?"

The voice from the other end of the phone had a slight sizzle, and the voice became distorted because of it, "Dazai-kun, your question is also deliberate? I answered the phone from your house, and you said I should leave?" ?”

"What did you say that you didn't call me because I was tired... Please, it's past six in the morning? Just wake me up and ask me to help you wrap the bandages. Who is it?"

"You didn't come up with any good ideas anyway? Did you?"

Even though Tsushima Hiiragi's voice was indistinct, the deep helplessness and exhaustion in it were clearly conveyed to this side of the microphone.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing, and put the microphone closer, "Actually, I suddenly want to see you now, you won't go back, right?"

"Sorry? Sorry, I'm getting ready to go back now." There was a rustling voice on the other end of the phone. Needless to say, Miss Tsushima must have put the phone aside and got out of bed is getting dressed.

"Huh? Are you going back already? Are you going to leave me alone again?"

"... Now as long as you say this, I feel that you must have some ulterior motives."

"Don't talk? Is it useful? Miss Tsushima doubts me like this. I'm really sad."

The other side of the phone was quiet for a while, and Osamu Dazai waited quietly. After a while, Tsushima Hiiragi's voice came, much clearer than before. She should have dressed by now, and picked up the phone again.

"It's because of your usual behavior, Dazai-kun, that people will think that what you do is suspicious."

"Really?" Osamu Dazai held the phone in one hand, and played with the phone line in the other. "Then let me show you my full sincerity."

"... Dazai-kun" Tsushima Hiiragi said hesitantly, "What you said just now sounds suspicious."

Every word is paused, every pause is accentuated, and the implied meaning is drilled into her ears through the phone.

"Miss Tsushima, you just need to answer yes, or yes."

... This? What is the difference between the two? Doesn't it mean that they cannot be refused? "No, forgive me for refusing, I'll be back soon."

"Hey? Why? Ms. Tsushima, you obviously enjoyed it too, didn't you?"

And why?Tsushima Hiiragi was almost laughed at by him?

"Dazai-kun, your little hobbies are too nasty, I won't play them with you anymore."

She knew how powerful Osamu Dazai was, and her premonition was correct.

Osamu Dazai is proficient in torture techniques, and at the same time he is also proficient in the various techniques he has mastered. It is easy for him to control the weaknesses of the human body.

Complete control, sanity collapse, being controlled and irresistible, and him? Those little tricks are indescribable.

"I won't play these games with you anymore!"

Tsushima Hiiragi once again repeated affirmatively, why should he be soft-hearted to him?She really wanted to give her past self a punch. This was like a sheep in the mouth of a tiger, and she had lost her work, and she regretted it endlessly.

"Who is Miss Tsushima, you always look like you don't care." Osamu Dazai tugged on the phone line, "I just want to see your crying face."

"About to cry? Come on, the red eyes are holding back and the expression is very..."

"Beep beep..."

He? Before he finished speaking, the other party hung up the phone decisively.

Facing the busy tone coming from the microphone, Osamu Dazai showed a satisfied smile.

The author has something to say: I asked today, did Ms. Tsushima cry?

，感谢在2020-11-0823:39:35~2020-11-1000:26:49期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: Dazai’s Sun sss, 1 Qianyan;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Qingwan, Baiyueguangdaozhizhu in the world;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!