Miracle is real

Question: What should I do if I accidentally provoke someone who is not easy to provoke?This concept of "not to be messed with" is the kind that can kill people casually and is very merciless?

Answer: Laxatives, I don't know how many times I have done it, to be honest, my body is already numb.But this time I might die directly, just now I asked a big villain Boss if he would lick his ass after going to the bathroom.

Amashi Yuho felt that the surrounding air was much quieter now, and even felt that she had entered a void space. She couldn't hear any sound and could only watch Xia Youmao in front of her being blasted by air and then jumped up to scratch her to death. .

Quickly turned sideways to avoid the opponent's attack, she was ready to smooth the opponent's hair, mainly because she really didn't mean it just now.

"Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose. Most cats have this habit. As a mantra, I don't have trouble going to the bathroom, but you don't seem to be good at Xiayou."

As a cat, Xia Youjie needs to eat and drink normally, so it is very necessary to worry about it. This is the disadvantage of human becoming a cat. He has to adapt to some habits of many cats, and the most important thing is that he needs to regularly Deworming and vaccinations.

"I want to tell you very seriously here that after a while, cats will be in estrus. This is not something you can control if you want to. Maybe you don't want to be like that, but the body may control it. I can’t stop, for example, yelling or going to the toilet in many places involuntarily, after all, spring is here and it’s also the season of recovery.”

Zhenzhen Meier has actually raised cats before, so she is very clear about many cats' habits, whether it is a male cat or a female cat, she knows everything well, and the male cat is really crazy when it is in estrus.

The screams and those strange behaviors were very unbearable. His brain is that kind of pervert, and he probably couldn't help but take Xia Youjie directly to the pet hospital to force a ligation operation.

"Real people."

After listening to the little girl's words, the expression on Xia Youmiao's face is very serious, but it is very funny to ask a cat to make such a serious expression. Coupled with Xia Youjie's unique small eyes, now the real girl is smiling Became a fool.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

This laughter and the expression on his face are a bit of a fucking match with Wujo Wu just now, at least Xia Youjie felt that the other party was possessed by Wujo Wu at the moment.

"Really, if you laugh again, I don't know what I will do."

"..."

The real girl's smile can be said to be very flexible, at least after Xia Youjie said this, she quickly closed her mouth, and even put her hands on her mouth pretendingly.

She shut up, she really shut up, if she didn't have to, she would never laugh out loud on the spot.

"I won't laugh anymore, you continue talking."

"Really, I think the plan to get my body back should be advanced."

He's meow, if he doesn't make it ahead of time, not only will he be directly pulled to be sterilized by Brain Flower, I'm afraid even I won't be able to bear him in heat!

"Well, it's okay, I figured it out, and I think it will take a few more months. I have already told Gojo Satoru and Nana Ming about the Shibuya plan that I have brainwashed, and they will definitely have a relatively complete plan. , when the time comes, you can get your body back after you get rid of the brain flower directly."

Speaking of which, the little girl gave the other party a thumbs up. In fact, she really felt that no matter what happened by Halloween, she should have made a decision, and she had already told the other party the plan in advance, so she should be able to make a prediction in advance.

Probably Nanaming has been holding the back of the neck today, the real girl directly lifted Xia Youjie who was on the ground by the back of the neck, and then hugged him into her arms, "So the most important thing for us now is to pretend Act like nothing happened, and get as much information about his plan as possible from Naohua."

"Hmph, I'm afraid the next opportunity for this guy to do it is the exchange meeting. Doesn't he want to get the finger of Su Nuo in the high school?"

"...Ah, that's right, I collected Su Nuo's fingers and fed them to Su Nuo, in order to completely pull the other party into my camp."

However, Brain Flower's plan may fail in one aspect. For example, Su Nuo is not a guy who can be manipulated by others. The other party values ​​Fu Heihui very much, so it is absolutely impossible to pull the other party into the camp.

When the real girl returns home, she still sees an endless big octopus in the ocean, Huayu lying under the tree enjoying the shade, and pot treasure soaking in the hot spring. This picture looks really harmonious and warm. It is completely impossible to imagine that this is the villain camp.

Well, as long as there is no such a person in the underworld as the brain, the surrounding atmosphere will be much warmer.

"Huh? Isn't Xiayou here?"

"Are you looking for me?"

The big bald head suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, and the real girl hugged Xia Youjie and screamed on the spot. The mother walked without making a sound. The sun in this space was very bright, and the bald head was turned backwards. The light nearly blinded her.

It's so strange, other people's hair grows a little bit every day, and she has shaved her long hair for several days, but in the end, no stubble has grown.

Good guy.

"I, I bought ginger shampoo, do you want it?"

"..."

It was her illusion, she always felt that Naohua was glaring at her viciously with Xia Youjie's small eyes, turned her head and walked away without leaving her two extra words.

"Really, don't mess with your brains anymore, if one day he is likely to attack me when you are not around, I am just a kitten now."

Xia Youjie, who was nestled in the real girl's arms, suddenly looked at the other party with a serious expression, and even stretched out his cat's paw to press the other party's hand, signaling the other party not to act rashly.

He is just an ordinary kitty now, without any fighting power, so he doesn't want to be killed by the opponent like that teeny-headed cat.

Knowing what the other party was worried about, the real girl stretched out her hand and gave the other party a friendly handshake, "Okay, I understand, I won't make any more attacks on his bald head."

"..."

Fuck, why did he worry even more after listening to the other party.

Turning his head to look at Naohua lying on the beach chair, Xia Youjie sincerely suggested that if the real girl wanted to persecute someone, she could try to persecute Wu and Qihai.

I'm sorry for my best friend and junior, I can only sacrifice the happy life of these two people for the sake of a better tomorrow for everyone.

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After becoming a second-five boy, the real girl is very conscientious. She no longer puts all her experience on pretending to be a ghost like before. She has already earned almost the same money for making wigs, so there is no need to go to the afternoon. She stays there, and she only needs to go for half a day or so every day, and she can stay at home the rest of the time.

Naohua doesn't seem to have any other activities recently, just lying on the beach chair very comfortably and looking at the calm sea water in front of her every day. Flipping through the books in front of him on the beach chair.

According to the original plot, the real person probably already has a lot of reformers, and let the brain flower see the strength of the other party, but now...

She seemed to only let the other party see her Miracle X Warmth and My Little Pony's abilities, without any real effect at all. She even wondered if the other party could tell her more things. Although she did read the original comics, there are many things The author didn't explain clearly and she didn't know very well.

"Recently, I see that you seem to like going to haunted houses to play ghosts. Is it interesting?"

"..."

grass!Speak up!Speak up!How to answer this question?What is she going to say?

Pretending to be nonchalant, the real girl slowly turned the page of the book in her hand, "It's quite interesting, I made full and reasonable use of my abilities, seeing those human beings were scared by me and cried on the spot I just want to laugh."

As if opening a chatterbox, the little girl told the other party what she saw in the haunted house, "A couple entered the haunted house the day before yesterday, and I just climbed out of the dry well dressed as Sadako, and the boy cried out. It hung on the girl's body with a sound, and she even cried aloud."

As long as the scene at that time was recalled, the real girl wanted to laugh, so she habitually shared this with the people around her, but after she finished speaking, she found that the other party did not respond, and she looked up and found that the other party was not smiling. look at her.

"I remember you said before that your ability is to change without action, as if you can change the state of human souls?"

"?!!"

Naohua's words made the real girl break out in cold sweat on the spot. She can bet that she never told the other party about her ability, and she never said anything about changing the state of the soul. one possibility.

Hey!

The former real person and Naohua before she crossed mentioned her abilities, which means that the other party is like a teacher asking how the students are doing, and now they are here to ask her about the transformation of people, right?

"Well, it's okay, but it still needs to be improved."

She didn't have a reformer in her hand, and she didn't even really display the ability of Wuwei transformation, so now she can only fool the other party casually.

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Nana Ming is in a pretty good mood now. As a social animal, he can get off work on time without working overtime every day, and there is no such troublesome thing...

No, when talking about troublesome things, the first thing that came to his mind was the curse spirit who claimed to be Amaishi Yuho. After sending the other party back, he did investigate the matter about Amaishi Yuho according to what Mr. Gojo said. It is basically certain that the other party's words are credible.

The only thing that bothers me is that that guy needs to report to him about his work as a [-]-year-old boy.

She took out the key and opened the door of the room. Before entering the room, Nana Ming felt that something was wrong. Sure enough, the curse spirit rushed over in the next second.

"Wow!! Nana Ming, what am I going to do now! Brainstorm asked about transforming people!!"

"..."

Why is this guy in his house?And why are you still wearing that so-called sexy little wild cat outfit? !

The glasses stuck on Nana Ming's face fell off at the right time.