Rules of being in love

When the results of the college entrance examination came out, Yu Wei relied on the extra points in the competition to forcibly add to the top prize in the province, so that Wen Bieyan, the university god, came in second.

But it’s amazing, the candidates for the graduation speech were discussed by the school teachers, but it was the farewell banquet instead of Yu Wei. The reason is very simple. The graduation speech is different from the swearing-in meeting. It is more serious and serious, and Yu Wei can’t be fooled. up.

Yu Wei deeply regretted this, and threatened that he had already thought up what he was going to say, but in the end he was not allowed to take the stage, which was really the biggest loss for the teachers and students of No. [-] Middle School.

"Why did you come on stage? Describe in detail how you went from the comfort zone to the tender village and then couldn't get out again?" Wen Bieyan asked.

"Of course not." Yu Wei said: "Isn't it just to share learning experience? I'm full of it, and I can even teach them how to break down "Yanmen Taishou Xing" into four pieces and recite them quickly."

Wen Bieyan smiled helplessly: "Let's forget it brother, don't lead your juniors astray."

According to the practice of every year, there will be reporters interviewing the provincial champion in this province, and today is no exception. On the afternoon of the day when the results were released, a TV station called to interview him, but they were all rejected by Yu Wei. One is particularly perseverant and doesn't give up even if rejected, but has a professional mouth and is soft-spoken.

Wen Bieyan was sitting next to him picking out movies, and Yu Wei was peeling chestnuts for him. When he couldn't spare his hands, he turned on his mobile phone and put it on the coffee table.

"...Interview? No need, I don't have anything to interview, and I have to go back to school tomorrow, so I don't have time, sorry."

Reporter: "We won't delay too long, probably less than half an hour, anywhere is fine, what do you think, my classmates?"

Yu Wei fed the still warm chestnuts to Wen Bieyan, and was really not interested in accepting any interviews: "I can't do it, otherwise you go to interview my head teacher? The reason why I have such excellent results today is because of us The teacher in charge has worked so hard to cultivate, and if you interview him, it will definitely be more valuable than interviewing me."

reporter:"......"

They have been working for so many years, and they have never heard of interviewing the head teacher of the provincial champion instead of interviewing the provincial champion after the college entrance examination.

"Little classmate, with such a good opportunity to be photographed, people all over the country can know you. It's such an honor to get in the college entrance examination. Don't you really think about it?"

"I'm ugly, and I can't be seen by others." Yu Wei said: "Otherwise, you can just ask a few random questions through the connection, can it be an interview?"

Reporter: "But the champions over the years have shown their faces..."

Yu Wei: "As a human being, I don't like too much comparison."

"..."

The TV station was not willing to miss this hot spot, and insisted that they could come to the door in person, but the more they insisted on it, the more resistant Yu Wei became.

Wen Bieyan asked him in a low voice why he didn't want to, and Yu Wei answered in an even lower voice, covering the speaker: "Yanyan, don't you think that the questions interviewed with the top students in the college entrance examination over the years are very rubbing against IQ?"

Wen Bieyan reluctantly recalled it: It seems that it is indeed the case.

Slowly played Tai Chi with them for a while, the reporter compromised when he saw that they couldn't move him.

For telephone interviews, let’s just do it by telephone, and it’s one that can finally take up a slot.

The questions are all prepared in advance. Sure enough, the routine is boring and rigid, but the advantage is that they are very simple, and you can easily answer them without using any brains, which is quite trouble-free.

Yu Wei is glad that he insisted on not agreeing to the face-to-face interview, otherwise he would be really stupid to put his face on the big screen to answer these questions.

Reporter: "Did you enroll in any cram school in high school?"

Yu Wei: "No."

Reporter: "What time do you usually go to bed at night, do you have insomnia and frequent dreams?"

Yu Wei: "Zero, no."

Reporter: "Are you going to stop eating and drinking after [-] o'clock in the evening because you can't sleep at night?"

Yu Wei: "...No."

Reporter: "Do you usually take medicines such as Brain Key Oral Liquid to help you study?"

Yu Wei: "...No, I only drink Baikai and Feizhai happy water."

Wen Bieyan held back his laughter until his face turned red.

Just as Xing Xing walked over with his big tail flicking, Wen Bieyan reached out to grab the cat, buried his face in the kitten's upturned furry belly, his shoulders trembled.

What to do, I suddenly wanted to encourage his brother to speak in front of the camera, Xiao Yu, who sat in front of the interview camera and answered these questions seriously, must be very interesting.

Enough of laughing, while accepting the feeding service of her boyfriend's resentment, while rubbing the stars and listening to Yu Wei's nonsense about answering those interviews.

Reporter: "What's your favorite subject?"

Yu Wei: "Mathematics."

Reporter: "Have you thought about applying to the astronomy department when you went to university?"

Yu Wei: "...Hello, I'm talking about mathematics."

Reporter: "So there is no will?"

Wen Farewell: "Pfft——"

Yu Wei: "..."

My mind is broken.

"Yes, no, not at all, next."

Reporter: "Okay, then what do you like to eat, or is there any food that can make you relax while studying?"

With a smile on his face, Wen Bieyan took a peeled chestnut from Yu Wei's hand and handed it to his mouth.

Yu Wei opened his mouth and took a bite, then kissed his fingertips, his eyes rolled around and he didn't know what to think, and his mood suddenly improved: "Good question! This is really true."

Reporter: "What is it?"

Yu Wei: "Banquet."

"..."

Wen Bieyan's smile froze suddenly.

The reporter let out an ah, and expressed deeper doubts: "Then... what is it?"

Yu Wei: "A food that makes you extremely happy and relaxed after eating!"

reporter:"???"

what?Why hasn't he heard of it?

Wen Bieyan's face was already blushing, and the reporter on the phone kept asking whether "Yanyan" was the name of milk tea or dessert.

Yu Wei's old god is here: "Let's count it as dessert, because it is really sweet."

Reporter: "Why haven't you heard of it?"

Yu Wei: "Normally, this is mine alone, and only I can eat it."

"..."

Wen Bieyan lowered his head and yawned trying to cover it up, and threw himself into Yu Wei's arms, pretending to be sleepy.

Yu Wei hugged him lightly, bowed his head with a smile, and said to the phone, "There are more than 20 questions, are you okay? My boyfriend is sleepy."

A question mark slowly appeared above the reporter's head again: "?"

If your boyfriend is sleepy, what does it matter if you accept the interview or not?

Yu Wei: "It's gone, right? Then I'll die, thank you for your hard work."

"Hey, don't, wait a minute, classmate!" The reporter hurriedly stopped him: "There are two last questions, and it will be over after asking!"

"Okay." Yu Wei hugged Wen Bieyan in his arms and sat down, following his back as if coaxing him to sleep: "You ask."

Probably afraid that he would say goodbye again, the reporter spoke quickly: "First, what is your usual study method? Do you have anything to share? Second, do you think talent is more important than hard work the day after tomorrow?" important?"

Finally, there are two normal problems.

Yu Wei wrinkled his nose and thought for a while: "Well, let me answer your second question. I don't know about others, but I think the two are equally important, and there is another key point, which is luck, study This kind of thing still depends on perseverance, if you are lucky enough to meet an opportunity that makes you want to work hard, then you are really lucky."

This answer is rare.

Very fresh.

The reporter recorded it quite approvingly, and then asked: "What about the first question? Is there no way to answer it?"

Yu Wei said: "It's not that there is no way. The main thing is that it is of no value for me to answer. Regarding learning, I really have nothing to say except 'listen to the class carefully and do more exercises'. Maybe you can ask our science department second place. He has always been the top student in our grade. First, you are very good at studying, you are also very good, you are popular, you have a good IQ, you are good-looking, and you have a likable personality..."

The waist was scratched gently, Yu Wei grinned, and stopped praising her boyfriend endlessly.

"Anyway, I don't have any method. He gave me my method. If I didn't snatch his competition spot, he should be the provincial champion. I have nothing to do."

The sound of typing on the keyboard came from the phone, and after a while, the reporter asked, "Are you talking about classmate Wen Bieyan?"

"Yes." Yu Wei smiled and said, "It's him."

Reporter: "You have a good relationship with Wen Bieyan, don't you?"

Yu Wei affirmed: "Excellent, no one is better than the two of us."

Just after speaking, the kitten in his arms scratched his waist again, and the force was two points heavier than before.

The reporter seemed to be thinking about something: "It would be good to interview them together..."

"It's not bad." Yu Wei said, "But if you want to interview, don't look for him now."

Reporter: "Ah? Why?"

Yu Wei: "Didn't I just say that my boyfriend is sleepy?"

reporter:"???"

Yu Wei: "The interview is over, right? That's all. Hang up. Thank you for your hard work."

reporter:"......"

When the busy message came, the reporter looked at the search results on the notebook in a daze, and then looked at a magical dessert called "Yanyan" in the record book.

boyfriend, boyfriend...

!!!

Suddenly, he seemed to understand something.

......well......

So can the question about your favorite food be written and published?

...

Early the next morning, the two packed up and set off for school.

This is the first time they don't need to go to the classroom to gather when they go back to school, and of course it will be the last time.

Their class was right in front of the podium, and the students specially reserved a seat for Wen Bieyan so that he didn't have to go to the front to sit with the school leaders.

Being led by Yu Wei to sit down near the aisle, Qian Yin laughed as soon as he saw them: "Brother Yu, the god of learning, the principal and director are still sitting in front of the crowd, it's true that you are so affectionate and ostentatious. Okay? Be restrained, can you be more mature like me?"

"Oh—" Yu Wei glanced lightly at his and Zhao Yazheng's intertwined hands before sitting down: "Are you so mature?"

"It's very mature." Qian Yao said convincingly: "We only hooked up after sitting down. It's very low-key, different from you."

Yu Wei smiled and said, "Unfortunately, I like to be high-profile, and I like to show off. There is no way, who says that a boyfriend is too good."

Qian Yu snorted bitterly: "We Yaya are also very good! 30 points higher than the previous year's Zhejiang University cut-off line! We will be Zhejiang University's top law students in the future!"

Yu Wei: "Then congratulations, Mr. Zhao, but what about you, Mr. Qian, if I remember correctly, the school you got out of the score in the group last night was Normal University, right?"

Qian Yin: "...claw?"

Yu Wei: "Teacher Qian? Tsk, why do I feel that you are so unfriendly when you are a teacher? You won't take your students to sit in Internet cafes for [-] consecutive times, right?"

Qian Yin: "..."

Yu Wei: "It's better to export pigs and beg for nothing and ask your students to avenge you."

Qian Yin: "..."

Wen Bieyan and Zhao Yazheng listened to the childish comparison and bickering of the two elementary school chickens, and expressed their helplessness.

There is no way, the boyfriend I choose, no matter how stupid I am, I will suffer.

The steps are similar to the swearing-in meeting. First, the school leaders make a speech, then announce the total data of the No. [-] middle school college entrance examination, then the vice-principal makes a speech, the grade teacher makes a speech, and the class teacher representative makes a speech...

Finally, it was time for Wen Bieyan, the student representative, to speak.

The sense of ceremony is full, but also very boring.

Wen Bieyan was disturbed by Yu Wei again last night. When he woke up in the morning, he was so sleepy that he couldn’t keep his eyes open. After listening to the principal’s speech for 2 minutes, he was so sleepy. To prevent falling asleep, he took out his phone to see what was going on in the class What have you been talking about all morning.

After the results came out, everyone had plans about which school to apply for. After talking about it in the group, someone carefully circled the schools they mentioned on a map of China and sent it out. Spread evenly.

Du Sisi, Wei Jia and Wei Rao had similar grades, and both had plans to go to the north, so they might get together in the same school if nothing else happened.

Wen Bieyan zoomed in on the map, and the school they picked was fairly close to Tsinghua University. From this point of view, maybe they can meet up and have a meal together when they are free on weekends...

"Banquet feast."

The shoulder was lightly poked twice, Wen Bieyan looked up, saw Yu Wei smiling and pointing in one direction, subconsciously looked in the direction he pointed.

As soon as he turned his head, Baji kissed him on the cheek.

At the same time, a few girls not far away quickly put away their mobile phones, and quietly gestured "99" to them.Big smile.

"They're taking pictures of us." Yu Wei said with a smile: "It's okay to give them some candies from the government before leaving school, isn't it okay?"

Wen Bieyan raised his eyebrows: "Notify me when it's finished, cut it first and then play it?"

Yu Wei immediately raised his hand: "I can make it up to you, please have a feast of the Man-Han banquet I made myself!"

The corner of Wen Bieyan's mouth curled up: "Yes, but you can make it before you talk about it."

After a long while, it finally reached the final stage, Wen Bieyan walked up to the podium with the manuscript he had prepared.

Different from Yu Wei's indirect long-term deviance, Wen Bieyan has always been synonymous with rules and reliability.

For those who are not familiar with him, there is always a more or less sense of distance from him. Everyone respects him more for Xueba, and they will not joke with him in formal occasions like Yu Wei.

Therefore, without any surprise, the speeches started and ended smoothly, marking a successful end to their three-year high school career.

But what goes well on stage may not be so offstage.

When leaving the arena, the teacher left first, followed by the third class. Yu Wei followed the teacher and just walked to the door. The group of people behind were afraid that they would have no chance to walk out of this door, so they yelled at the last bustle:

"Our provincial number one scholar is not on stage today, it shouldn't be."

"Brother Yu, your daughter-in-law has already spoken, are you sure you don't want to come? Today is your home game, so it must be complete."

"Brother Yu, just say a few words!"

"Let me also listen to the legendary guide to raising a champion, so that I can raise my son in the future."

"Hahaha, then you are asking the wrong person. You have to ask the god of learning for the guide to becoming a champion."

...

The host was packing up the microphone, and when he saw this, he smiled and passed the microphone over: "Brother Yu, why don't you just say something?"

"Any hobbies... okay."

Yu Wei took the microphone, with the other hand still on Wen Bieyan's shoulder, turned around and tried his voice at the crowded crowd, with a lazy tone and a smile:

"Is there a voice? Oh, yes."

"What do you want me to say? My baby just said so well and you didn't listen carefully? You still have the face to let me say it."

"Guidelines for Cultivating the Number One Scholar, there is no such thing. I said that finding a good boyfriend is more reliable than anything else. When you feel that you are not good enough for him, and you want to work harder to become good, the motivation will come unnaturally." Is it gone?"

Speaking of this, I don't know what I thought of, suddenly I chuckled, raised my brows slightly, and looked embarrassed.

Wen Bieyan could tell at a glance that he was losing his temper again.

Sure enough, he bent his eyes and said loudly in the next sentence: "It's really useless to say these things, after all, you may not have my luck."

To have such incredible luck, to meet such a wonderful baby!

The author has something to say: Ergou: The legendary life of great luck, I can play for many years~