Rules of being in love

"What's the matter?" Seeing that he didn't speak, Mother Wen asked, "Is it convenient to answer?"

The soft knocking on the table made Yu Wei quickly regain his senses: "No, it's not inconvenient, it's very convenient!"

"Well, our family lives in Huaiqing, my grandma stays in her hometown alone, and my dad and I will go back to see her when we have time."

"I've never been in love before, and I didn't think about it before, so I don't have an ideal type..."

"I like to eat spicy food, and I use my right hand for drinking and eating. Auntie, I am not left-handed..."

"The sleeping appearance is okay, I don't kick the quilt and I don't sleepwalk. As for whether I talk in my sleep and grind my teeth, I don't know when I sleep."

"I'm not very good at cooking. I usually order takeaway when I'm alone at home."

"I have a good attitude. If I can't write my homework, I will leave it. If I lose the game, I will be a little irritable. But hitting someone is serious. It's not at all!"

Yu Wei timidly answered the questions asked by Wen's mother, put his hands on the table and sat upright, with a serious expression like a primary school student waiting for the teacher to speak.

Mother Wen nodded, thinking carefully for a while.

Well, it's good that I haven't talked about it, it saves trouble, there is no conflict when I put things in my right hand, I sleep well, and I don't need to grab the quilt.

But I don’t know how to cook and I love spicy food. This is a collision with Yanyan...

Yu Wei looked at Mama Wen's furrowed brows, her heart was hanging, and she asked nervously, "What's the matter, Auntie, is there a problem?"

Why did he show such an expression? He was so scared.

"If you like spicy food, you have to change it. Eating too much chili is not good for your health." Mama Wen said seriously: "And you can't always eat takeaway. How can the takeaway be clean? Two people who can't cook and love spicy food Wouldn't it be bad to get together, no, no, no."

...Why can't it work?

Yu Wei was so confused.

But as the boyfriend of the prospective mother-in-law's son, Yu Wei is very self-conscious and must not be told no!

Failure now is a stumbling block to obtaining the account book in the future!

"Auntie, in fact, I don't particularly like spicy food." The habit of many years changed very smoothly: "And I still cook by myself occasionally. I am very talented in cooking, and I can learn it as soon as I learn it."

Mother Wen didn't know whether to believe him or not, her brows were still frowning, and she continued to bombard with a new round of questions: "Then do you prefer to live in high floors or low floors? Where do you plan to go to university in the future? Will you be the first time you fall in love?" Tell your parents? Is there anyone you like?"

Yu Wei: "..."

His eyes froze again.

Wen Bieyan silently turned his head and glanced at Papa Wen, who immediately understood, learned the lesson of the previous round of failure, and decided to take a new way to divert Mama Wen's attention: "Xiaohan, didn't you say that there is another client?" Do the documents have to be sorted out tonight? It's almost ten o'clock, and it might be too late."

Mother Wen waved her hand: "It's okay, it's almost done when I was in the car, it's just a little bit of finishing, don't waste time." After that, she turned to Yu Wei and tapped on the table rhythmically waiting for his answer.

I don't know why, but Yu Wei suddenly felt like he was in court. He was interrogated by the judge one by one, and if he couldn't answer, he would be thrown into prison and sentenced.

Is this really small talk?

If it is true, then his outlook on the world, outlook on life, and values ​​are declaring an explosion at this moment.

Bite the bullet and answer: "Auntie, I don't have any special opinions on the floor. It doesn't matter whether you are tall or short. I want to go to Tsinghua University. I mainly heard that there is a beautiful hillside there. I will tell my parents when I am in love. I mean my parents. , haha, as for the person you like..."

Taking a peek at the feast, and quickly retracting it, for fear of being discovered by Wen's mother, she kept her eyes fixed: "Yes, I already have someone I like."

My palms were sweating.

Yu Wei clenched his fists and rubbed, thinking that this is really exciting, even more exciting than when he was a child and colluded with a few naughty craftsmen to throw firecrackers into the fish pond and blow up a whole pond of fish.

Mother Wen said: "then what do you like about the person you like? Why do you like him? Is there any basis? Will you treat him well in the future? If so, what do you plan to do? Do you have any relevant plans? "

"..."

"..."

"..."

Mother Wen silenced the whole table by herself.

Wen Bieyan turned her head to look at her already silly boyfriend, who said "Who am I, where am I, where am I going to make a love-related schedule" all over his face, he felt distressed and wanted to laugh.

No matter what, I still have to find a way to rescue Yu Wei who is in prison. If you continue to ask this question, you may really get stuck in the question.

"Mom, Yu Wei didn't have enough for dinner, why don't you let him eat well?"

"It's okay." Mother Wen said, "you eat, Xiaoyu, and we can chat casually, so as not to delay your eating."

Once a woman becomes obsessed, even father and son can't lift her away.

Wen Bieyan said in his heart that you are not delaying here, but Yu Wei ate it under pressure, and I am afraid that he will not be able to digest it tonight.

For the boyfriend to continue to pick up again and again: "Mom, you are busy with work, so you don't have to eat with us, or—"

Before he could finish speaking, the cell phone for saving the world rang.

Mother Wen took a look at her mobile phone and got up with a click: "you eat, I'll go to the study to answer the phone."

When she turned to leave, Dad Wen also consciously stood up and gave them a reassurance: "Eat slowly, don't worry, Xiaohan can't take care of other things when she is busy with work, and she probably won't come to see you again tonight."

After all, he went to the study.

The pressing pressure was gone, and Yu Wei's hanging heart was finally able to relax.

Seeing him let out a long sigh of relief, Wen Bieyan touched his forehead, took out a piece of paper to help him wipe it clean, and said with a smile: "Brother, is it very hot, why are you sweating a little?"

"It's not hot sweat, it's cold sweat." Yu Wei spread his hands helplessly: "Not only on the forehead, but also here, it's almost dry by my hand."

The more I think about it, the more something is wrong: "Yanyan, Auntie is really just chatting with me? Now adults are chatting with us children, is it such an avant-garde thing?"

If it hadn't been for Yan Yan who said that his mother didn't find out, he would almost have thought that Aunt Wen was interviewing her future son-in-law. permanently eliminated.

Wen Bieyan was silent for a moment, and put aside the conversation Ms. Zhang had with him at the hospital gate in the morning, and then looked at Yu Wei's nervous appearance, in order to prevent him from being restless and stressed in the next few days , decided not to tell him.

Nodding affirmatively: "It's just chatting, don't worry, brother, my mother has such a personality, and she was also like this when other friends came to the house in the past, not against you."

"......Fine."

Even if the intuition of something wrong went up to the sky, out of unconditional trust in her boyfriend, Yu Wei still chose to believe: "However, Auntie's level of enthusiasm is really too much to bear."

"It will be fine in two days." Wen Bieyan said, "You just came today, and knowing that you are my tablemate, I am very curious about you."

Yu Wei tiredly rewarded himself with a dumpling covered with slightly spicy dipping sauce: "I hope Auntie's freshness will pass quickly. If I have to do this interview a few more times, I may suffer from a nervous breakdown."

But I am tired, and there is one thing that Wen's mother is indeed right.

He doesn't know how to cook, and neither does Yan Yan. After living together, he can't let Yan Yan eat takeaway with him every day like when he was alone, right?

Hmm... For the sake of Yan Yan's healthy diet, it seems that learning how to cook has to be put on the agenda.

Since both parents were at home, the two of them did not dare to be presumptuous or sticky. After tidying up the dining table and taking a shower, they consciously went back to their respective rooms obediently.

It was two degrees colder outside today than the previous few days. Wen Bieyan opened the curtain and looked outside. It wasn't raining, not even a sign of rain.

Disappointed, he closed the window and climbed into the bed. The phone next to the pillow ding-dong, and he unlocked it. It was Yu Wei who sent a photo. In the photo was a garlic bastard sitting on the pillow flaunting his might.

It was the ugly bastard that the children gave them when they went to the haunted house last time. Wen Bieyan brought it back together with the green-skinned dinosaur. The dinosaur was in his place, and the tortoise was in the guest room.

Raising the corners of his mouth in a good mood, he stretched his arms out of the bed and took a picture of the green-skinned dinosaur and sent it: /Picture His good friend is here.

[Yu Wei]: Good friend?I thought they were a couple, since they both kissed each other last time.

[Wen Farewell Banquet]: Can't we be good friends after kissing?

[Yu Wei]: Of course, you see we have kissed, and kissed thoroughly, are we good friends?

[Wen Farewell Banquet]: /Brother Smile, don't seduce your Omega in the middle of the night.

seduce your omega...

your omega...

omega...

Yu Wei sat cross-legged on the bed, stared at this sentence for a long time, half-closed his eyes and became happy.

Feast is his Omega, and he is Feast's Alpha.

Hey.

Smiling and bowing his head, he replied: How can there be seduction?The roots are growing red!

[Wen Farewell Banquet]: But the sequelae of the mark haven't passed yet.

[Wen Farewell]: As soon as you find me, I want to hug you, and as soon as you talk to me, I want your pheromone.

Wen Bieyan is very frank when facing the person he likes. He never hides his feelings, and expresses whatever he thinks in his heart.

And the most tantalizing thing is this.

Yu Wei hugged the phone and buried his face in the back of the garlic bastard. If he could have a tail with his hand, he would probably be shaking wildly for his boyfriend.

What kind of cute pills did he eat for his banquet? How could he be so lovable?

Wen Bieyan sent the whole sentence, and stared at the chat box for a long time but couldn't wait for a reply. He was tossing and turning, wondering if he had fallen asleep, when the door was knocked twice, very lightly, as if he was afraid of being caught by someone other than him. Discover.

Wen Bieyan immediately put down his phone, got out of bed and ran over. The moment he opened the door, he threw himself into the arms of his boyfriend with a silent smile, separated by the foolish bastard.

"Yanyan, how do you know it's me?" Yu Wei asked foolishly, "It would be embarrassing if you pounce on the wrong person."

Wen Bieyan rumpled his messy hair even more: "My parents wouldn't knock on my door like thieves like this."

Yu Wei thought for a while: "Yes."

He was happy to hug him: "I heard that someone wanted me to hug him, so I came to give him warmth."

Falling in love with a minor is secretly dating. There are not so many messy desires. I sneak out in the middle of the night and hug for a while, but it’s a pity that I can’t hug for too long. A low cough from the master bedroom is enough. Can break up this pair of little mandarin ducks who secretly met in the middle of the night.

Yu Wei didn't dare to stay for too long, let go of the warm farewell banquet and stuffed the garlic bastard covered in his pheromone into his arms: "Is this enough?"

Squeeze his small earlobe: "Go to bed early at night, don't stay up too late, take a good rest, do you know?"

Wen Bieyan hugged Suantou bastard tightly, and his heart softened: "Well, brother, good night."

"Good night."

Yu Wei turned around and walked back lightly. After two steps, he looked back. Yan Yan was still obediently standing at the door looking at him. The light came down from behind him, making him look obedient and soft, like A little angel with a faint halo all over her body.

Seeing people stop again, Wen Bieyan showed a puzzled look, and asked him silently: What's wrong?

Yu Wei turned his head and walked back in front of him quickly. Wen Bieyan still opened his mouth, but was hugged and kissed, and he turned his head too far and gnawed on his neck, and finally rubbed the tip of his nose, satisfied: " Good Night, Darling."

Wen Bieyan watched him slip into the guest room and close the door, raised his hand to touch his lips in a daze, and after a while, he returned to the room with a red neck and the corners of his mouth turned up.

Hmph, this scumbag.

As Wen Bieyan said, after that night, Mother Wen did not have any "future son-in-law interview chat" with him. Although she would still stare at him for a while after work, nod her head and shake her head, but it doesn't matter. As long as he doesn't "go to court" for a public execution, anything goes.

As one of the insiders, Wen Bieyan listened to Yu Wei's congratulations when he helped Yu Wei with the medicine, and kept silent. He turned his head and gave a thumbs up to Wen's father who was serving breakfast.

After more than a week, Yu Wei's injury was almost healed, and the bruises on his face also subsided a lot, thinking about whether he should go back, otherwise he would always be bothering at Yanyan's house, making Wen's father and mother Wen have to cook and buy things. It's strange to take care of him one more time.

Thinking about how to talk to Wen's father and mother when they came back from get off work in the afternoon, while changing shoes and going downstairs to pick up a courier, Wen Bieyan saw it and followed him: "Brother, I'll go with you."

Yu Wei said: "I'll pick up a courier and I'll be back, don't go, it's so cold outside."

Wen Bieyan said, "I want to go shopping."

Yu Wei said, "Whatever you want to buy, I'll help you buy it."

Wen Bieyan shook his head: "I'll go by myself, and I'll go downstairs to get some air."

Well, Yu Wei couldn't hold him back, so he went back to his room and took out a scarf to wrap it around him, and touched his hands to make sure they were warm, before taking him out with confidence.

Going downstairs, Wen Bieyan went straight to the supermarket. When Yu Wei picked up the courier, for some reason, it always showed that the password was wrong. He tried several times before opening it. He took the bag and turned around. Wen Bieyan also came back with a root bag in his hand. The popsicle, which was so cold that it was smoking white, was biting into small bites.

"..."

Yu Wei wrinkled his nose: "Yanyan, you came down to buy this?"

Wen Bieyan nodded.

Yu Wei was full of disapproval: "It's such a cold day, it's not good to eat too much ice cream, it's easy to catch a cold."

Wen Bieyan took another bite in front of him, smacked his lips, and swallowed again, quite a bit of the taste that he couldn't bear to hate him, and was proud of his favor: "Brother, the only people who can't eat ice cream in winter are the elders and old people." People will say, are you an old man?"

Yu Wei glared at him sternly, really reluctant to be fierce, but he turned around with the corner of his mouth pursed, and there was something wrong.

Since he is not an old man, let's solve it in a young man's way.

"You didn't buy one for me." Yu Wei said.

Wen Bieyan paused, his eyes began to flicker with guilt, he really forgot about this.

"It's okay." Yu Wei said generously, "Just give me a bite."

Wen Bieyan handed it over without hesitation.

Yu Wei managed to smile, and before Wen Bieyan noticed it, he opened his mouth and bit off two-thirds of it.

Wen Farewell: "..."

Seeing him grinning from the cold, she still didn't forget to tease him. She was angry and funny, and gave him a fist on the shoulder: "Annoying or not?"

Yu Wei finally swallowed a large piece of ice cream, his tongue was almost numb from the cold: "Not only is it not annoying, but also very proud."

The phone rang, and it was Mr. Yu calling.

Yu Wei grinned and rubbed Wen Bieyan's head, and slid down to answer: "Hey, Lao Yu, are you back?"

Lao Yu: "No, there are still a few days left, what are you doing, are you busy these two days?"

"I'm on vacation. I don't work and I don't cultivate the land. What can I be busy with?" Yu Wei put the courier bag under his arm and walked back with Wen Bieyan in his arms: "If you have any orders, just tell me."

"It's fine if you're not busy." Lao Yu said, "It's your grandma. She called me and said she missed you. I thought it was still some time before Chinese New Year. Why don't you go over there first and see her old man give her an explanation. Satisfy your hunger, shall we go together again during the Chinese New Year?"

Yu Wei was amused by Mr. Yu's wording: "Xie Jie, is my milk a cannibal? Okay, I see, then I will go there, just in these two days."

After hanging up the phone, Yu Wei turned his head and asked Wen Bieyan closer to his face: "Look at Yanyan, is the injury on my face still obvious?"

Wen Bieyan nodded, seeking truth from facts: "Obviously."

Yu Wei hissed in distress: "Is it obvious that you can tell at a glance that it's the kind of fight?"

Wen Bieyan took a closer look: "It's not that serious, it's justified if you fell down when you lied."

Yu Wei was relieved, and whispered to himself: "That's good, and my grandma's presbyopia can't see clearly, so she might not be able to find it."

The elderly have lived for many years, and have experienced a lot of good and bad. At this age, they have nothing else to want, and they are reluctant to leave the land where they have lived all their lives. They just want to see their relatives often, and that will be enough.

Yu Wei calculated in his heart, he had indeed not been back to see grandma for several months, and this time was just right, the persimmon tree in the yard of his hometown should all bear persimmons.

After stepping out of the elevator, Wen Bieyan went to the door and took out the key to open the door. Yu Wei looked at him with his hands in his pockets, his eyes lit up.

"Yanyan, do you like persimmons?" He made a gesture: "Fresh, the kind of persimmons just picked from the tree!"

Wen Bieyan was puzzled: "Why do you ask this suddenly?"

Yu Wei leaned slightly closer to him, and smiled with white teeth: "Didn't you still say you wanted to go to the temple I mentioned to worship? Now is your chance."

"Yanyan, do you want to go back to my hometown to play with me?"

The author has something to say: No accidents, within this week (this Thursday to next Thursday), Xiaohua will be able to recover, my outline tells me this~

And, this week is another week when Kuo Kuo Lian Lian has no new friends, I need comments to motivate me to add more, otherwise I will scare you with short buttons!snort!

感谢在2020-12-1023:43:38~2020-12-1120:24:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Chang'an; 5 bottles of Luotang and Yanyun;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!