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【Glutton Girl】Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thanks to my parents, who forced me to watch the news last night,? The news is so good, I love the news.The tenth roar,? Why is he an ancient man, why did he die so early?,? I am already incoherent,? I can lick this face three thousand times.Without further ado, just play the video.

#videolink: The Valley of Doctors, which no one has been able to enter for thousands of years, has finally been breached by an expedition team from our country. Will the mysterious veil of the Valley of Doctors rumored to be finally revealed? #

Everyone must open it and read it carefully, otherwise you will suffer a lot.

1st Floor [Flying Zaizai]:? ? ? ? ? ?Who wants to watch this boring archaeological video, are you crazy, gluttonous girl?

2nd Floor [Boiled Lolita with Milk]: Wife, have you been hacked?

[Glutton girl] is a well-known eating and broadcasting, with fair skin and beautiful appearance, eats wildly without gaining weight, is small and eats a lot, is famous for her bold behavior and not pretentious, her wb fans have exceeded one million, and her eating appearance makes people extremely appetizing , can be regarded as an Internet celebrity who stands out from the circle, and often uploads videos of herself eating on the forum, so as soon as her post was posted this time, many fans rushed over after hearing the news, ready to see it first.But when they saw the title of the video link,? What the hell, is the gluttonous girl's account hacked?She had never posted videos on forums that had nothing to do with eating.

So for a while, this post was full of voices of doubt.

And when some of them opened the video link and watched it with the mentality of giving it a try and supporting the gluttonous girl, after 10 minutes, the direction of the comments below also began to change.

Floor 99 [Super sweet pudding]: My sister asked me why I knelt down and licked the screen of my phone. After I shared the video with her, she is now the same as me. Don’t talk about it, I will lick it a thousand times again.

100th Floor [Integrity Little Kid]: Help, my God, it turns out that there are really people who can shoot ultra-high-definition movies with smooth picture quality.

Floor 101 [Only drink boiled water]: Don’t say anything, I can lick this face for another 100 years, all the male and female entertainers in the entertainment industry are not good-looking even if they add up, those who are praised by fans as "the gods of the entertainment industry", Compared to him, the artists of "Beauty Once in 3000 Years" are weaker than him. I can only say that everyone here is scum.

Floor 102 [Meat buns are not buns]: Am I the only one who got blown up by the expedition team?Why do you want to open the ice coffin with your hands? I don’t know if the corpse will quickly decay after being exposed to the air. Wouldn’t it be good to keep it in the museum and let us buy tickets to see it? I definitely go to see it every day, and I am willing to spend more money.

Floor 103 [The Upright Yangou]: I agree with the upstairs, but my male god is so beautiful that even the weathering of the corpse is so beautiful, like the white and cold moonlight shining thousands of brilliance, clean to the point of dust and sand, even the slightest bit of brilliance. No breath left.Although it's a pity that I won't be able to see the male god again in the future, it's good to leave no traces, at least I don't need to be used for research.

104 [No change of name without losing ten catties]: I really burst into tears at that scene. I want to know his identity now. A person with such a peerless appearance will definitely not be unknown in history.

The gluttonous girl is not the only internet celebrity who reposted this video. After a few days of fermenting, this archaeological video became wildly popular on the Internet. Pushing it to a higher level can be called a national-level discussion.

A few days later, people who paid close attention to this matter discovered that there had been a follow-up to the investigation of the Valley of Wonderful Doctors.

In the video, the hostess in white professional attire has a beautiful appearance, elegant posture, decent conversation, and is thinking about a piece of news, "Ten days ago, our country's expedition team broke through the dangerous defenses outside the Valley of Doctors and successfully entered the inner valley. And the millennium mystery that has troubled everyone for a long time is about to be revealed, and the mystery of the Valley of Miraculous Doctors will be unveiled. The interior of the Valley of Miraculous Doctors is not the fairyland on earth that everyone imagined, but more like an ordinary valley. It is a pity that the Valley of Miraculous Doctors The inheritance of the medicine was interrupted as early as 400 years ago. Except for some broken medical books that cannot be repaired, there are only wild medicinal materials in the valley, which disappointed countless medical scientists. The extremely mysterious ice coffin found in the valley has been sealed, and the identity of the person in the coffin, which has attracted the attention of many netizens, has also been determined. The ice coffin is sealed in a cave at extremely cold temperatures, cutting off most of the air. The coffin made of thousands of years of cold ice is the reason why the body will not rot for a thousand years. The person in the coffin has been dead for thousands of years. Experts speculate that it was in the early years of the Yan Dynasty. Counting the descriptions of all the people who died at that time, it is deduced that the identity of the corpse is most likely the great Confucian Mu Heng who died of illness in the first year of the Taichu period of the Yan Dynasty. There is a possibility that he will return to the Valley of Miraculous Doctors for treatment."

After this video was released on the official website of a satellite TV, it immediately caused an uproar, with more than [-] comments within half an hour, and many netizens started discussing it.

First floor [Queen of Slay]: No way, Mu Heng, it was him. Sure enough, the male god is the male god. Not only does he have a prosperous and beautiful face, but he is also extremely powerful.

The second floor [Daily Dragon]: The upstairs is looking for popular science, I am a dog in science, and the history is not good.

[Glutton girl] on the third floor: Back upstairs, I can't laugh or cry.Let me talk about him. There are very few records about Mu Heng in the history books. I once suspected that it was because the emperor of the Yan Dynasty was jealous of his literary talent.Hahaha, I went astray.Remember when we were in elementary school, the Chinese textbook required us to recite "Guanghandu" (it was purely made up by the author, if there is any similarity, it is a coincidence). Under a great psychological shadow, it is definitely the longest classical Chinese essay I have ever memorized in elementary school.

Fourth floor [Stay Dragon]: Shocked! ! !Wait, it was Mu Heng who wrote that disgusting thing. Although I admit that the literary talent is very good, our Chinese teacher likes it, and I have to praise it every time I speak it, but it is too difficult to memorize. There are so many uncommon words. The teacher punished me for copying ten times, ten times.But I remember that the author of "Guanghan Metropolis" is called Mu Shaoai.Quietly Mimi said, for the sake of his good looks, I forgive him.

Fifth floor [Glutton girl]: Uh, Mu Heng, the name is Shaoai, maybe everyone is more familiar with the name Mu Shaoai.Upstairs is so cute hahaha!Speaking of Mu Heng, he has written many masterpieces handed down from generation to generation, and his own experience is also very legendary.Born in a family, he is proficient in the three classics of Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism. He is proficient in all the six arts of a gentleman and is full of talents. Chao attached great importance to literary talent, and the imperial examination questions were difficult. The youngest number one scholar before him was also 30 years old.After being the number one scholar in high school, he abandoned his official position and spent ten years creating Xunyang Academy. At that time, he was listed as one of the four major academies in the Yan Dynasty. A coeducational college predecessor to Union College.

The sixth floor [Qing Qiao Sunset] The upstairs is very comprehensive. I am a history major. Maybe you still don’t know much about it. Let me tell you something that everyone is interested in. Mu Heng is the legendary woman Mu Wan of the Yan Dynasty Yin's biological father, according to historical records, Mu Heng's equality and open-mindedness is very supportive of Mu Wanyin's establishment of the United College and the promotion of folk basic education.That's not to mention, according to unofficial records, Mu Wanyin's friend Gu Meng, a woman who is even more legendary than Mu Wanyin, the unofficial history records that the reason why she never married was because she loved her friend's father, that is, Mu Heng, but it's a pity that Mu Wanyin Heng has no intentions of her.Let me tell you something, my male god has always been Mu Heng, and Mu Wanyin and Gu Meng are the goddesses in my heart.

Seventh floor [Superman]: Hey, has it become a popular science post? Let me also talk about Mu Wanyin and Gu Meng.There should be no one who doesn't know the deeds of these two people.Mu Wanyin, the mother of new-style education, has spent her whole life in the private sector running hundreds of Hope Schools, subsidizing children from poor families to go to school for free.At the same time, she and her good friend Gu Meng are both promoters of the feminist movement. She changed Xunyang Academy into a joint college where men and women can go to school equally. Later, she was greatly supported by Emperor Duanwu. Archery is superb and martial arts are not weaker than men. She went to the battlefield with her husband Cheng Yiyu and repelled the barbarian army attacking the border. She herself is beautiful. In the portraits that have been handed down, her appearance is now called "God". "Yan" female stars are even more beautiful.I thought her appearance was already the pinnacle of human appearance, but I didn't expect her father to be even more beautiful. Forgive me for my lack of knowledge, which is hard to describe in words.

Eighth floor [Mu Heng's eldest wife]: History is a relay.Gu Meng's life is even more legendary. She was originally a farm girl, but later she discovered potatoes and sweet potatoes with a huge yield per mu, and was named the head of Hejing County.During the reign of Emperor Duanwu, she successively invented new plows and waterwheels, which contributed greatly to the agricultural development of the Yan Dynasty. Half of her business will be donated to the Yan Dynasty treasury.So no matter how many people criticize her, her status has not been shaken at all, and her words are even regarded as mottos by some noble ladies of the Great Yan Dynasty.Emperor Duanwu admired her very much, and even overcame the objections of all the officials and made her the first female prime minister to assist him in implementing the New Deal. She also contributed a lot to the prosperity of the early days recorded in history.In the 18th year of the early days, when Emperor Duanwu proposed to hang her portrait in the Chuanshi Pavilion to be admired by future generations, no one in the Manchu Dynasty, civil and military, objected.

Ninth Floor [Mu Heng's True Love]: Upstairs, the name is too coquettish, Mu Heng is lying in my arms.I remember reading an extremely absurd unofficial history, in which it was recorded that the reason why Emperor Duanwu never became a queen was because he liked Mu Heng so much and guarded him like a jade.

Tenth floor [Mu Heng's little wife]: It's too ridiculous, these two have nothing to do with each other.Duanwu Emperor Qi Chenyu single-handedly created the rule of the beginning and created an unprecedented peaceful and prosperous world.Before his reign, he tripled the territory of the Yan Dynasty. Although it could not be said that he was able to rule the whole country, the New Deal he implemented also laid the foundation for the thousand-year rule of the Yan Dynasty.As a legendary emperor of a generation, he is a wise emperor but he is definitely an outlier among emperors. He is not close to women. What the people always talk about is that their emperor did not have a queen, and even the harem did not even have a concubine. At the age of 68, he had no heirs in his life, and was succeeded by Qi Mingyang, the son of the thirteen princes.Of course, he also has shortcomings, such as irritability, such as arbitrariness, but it is harmless, but what has been criticized by later generations is that he has been pursuing the art of immortality and resurrection all his life, and even cooperated with the genius doctor Gu Guzhu Jiang Yushu. He paid at least one million taels of silver to support Miracle Doctor Valley's research and development of a miracle medicine that can bring the dead back to life. This is also the most costly thing he has done, but it seems that he has not succeeded until his death.

The eleventh floor [Emperor Duanwu's Empress]: Ahhh, Emperor Duanwu is my male god. His portrait is super handsome. His rule in the beginning has a great influence on future generations. Some policies and measures are very avant-garde even now.People are also very magnanimous, and they can reuse King An who competed with him for the throne. Emperor Duanwu sits in the imperial capital, and King An sits in the frontier to create a prosperous world.Moreover, Wang An never married a wife in his life, so I knocked off the cp of these two people first.

Twelfth floor [Mu Heng is my husband]: You are so cold.But these two people are also quite funny. In the tomb of Emperor Duanwu, there is only a moon white coat, and there is only a stack of very ordinary porcelain bowls next to the coffin in the tomb of the other. The funerary objects of gold, silver and jasper are really beautiful.

The thirteenth floor [Mu Heng is on my bed]: I came back after changing my name, this floor only brags about my husband's good looks.There is a book that records that Mu Heng has a beautiful face, is as cold as a fairy, and has many admirers. At that time, everyone in the Yan Dynasty did not admire this peerless Confucian.I thought it was bragging at first, but later found out, it was true.

On the fourteenth floor [I am Mu Heng's husband]: I just want to say, don't be too rigid about gender, I can do 1 for Mu Heng.

Fifteenth Floor [Hahaha]: Hahaha, god damn it for love.

The author has something to say: If all the screen names in the article collide with each other, it is really an accident. The scumbag author first apologizes here.

I chose to write a side story in this way, giving an explanation to every character in the first world.

I always feel that the protagonists who only have cheats, cheats, or the protagonist’s halo are not the real protagonists of novels. They should also be extremely good and have unique personal charms, so they don’t need too much help and interference. own success.So my cubs do the same thing, he will only help the protagonists at critical moments, what will happen in the future depends on their own ability and willingness, just follow the plot, wouldn't it be like a puppet controlled by the □□□?