The Bamboo Horse Dressed as the Emperor

Xie Chen didn't have many clothes, and he couldn't fit half of the cabinet.

Song Jiao hugged her legs and sat on the short mountain of clothes.

Although it was dark in the closet and he was a little afraid of the dark, but Xie Chen's clothes were all around him, Song Jiao was surrounded by his clothes, and Xie Chen's breath lingered on the tip of his nose, smelling it like this made him feel more at ease.

In front of him was Xie Chen's cloak. When the cloak was hung up, the wolf fur on it flew around his nose. Song Jiao couldn't help but wanted to sneeze, and finally pinched his nose to hold back.

Mrs. Xie stood up, paced, and walked towards the closet.

Xie Chen got a little anxious, sat up and called out: "Mother."

"Hey, what's the matter?" Mrs. Xie responded, but continued to walk towards the closet.

Xie Chen was about to get out of bed, when he suddenly saw the floor in front of the closet——

A pair of shoes, Song Jiao's shoes.

This little idiot, hid in the closet and took off his shoes?Was it discovered immediately?

Xie Chen had deep doubts about his wife's IQ.

Madam Xie stopped in front of the wardrobe, turned around and said, "Ah Chen."

Xie Chen responded: "Mother."

"Your grandfather said, did you bully Mao Mao last night?"

"...Hmm." Xie Chen didn't know why his mother brought up this matter at this time.

"I knew it was you who bullied others."

"Huh? Why?"

Mrs. Xie said seriously: "Because Mao Mao is a good boy."

Song Jiao sat in the closet, extremely guilty.

Sorry, Auntie, I'm not a good boy anymore.

I only heard Mrs. Xie continue to say to Xie Chen: "You must be bullying others and implicating me, so Maomao ran away when he saw me."

Not so, Auntie.

Song Jiao reflected on himself in the closet, he hesitated for a while, and finally made up his mind to push open the closet door and go out.

But when he opened the door to go out, Mrs. Xie was gone.

Only Xie Shen was outside.

"My mother is gone."

Xie Chen strode forward, opened the cabinet door, and pushed back Song Jiao, who had only one head poking out: "You are a little fool."

"You are..."

Song Jiao was held down by Xie Chen and rubbed his head vigorously. Song Jiao tried to resist, but was pressed down by Xie Chen and pushed deeper into the closet.

Xie Chen was extremely domineering, he pressed his whole body in and held him down: "Aren't you afraid of the dark? Why are you still drilling into the closet? Aren't you afraid?"

"I'm not afraid." Of course Song Jiao refused to admit that it was because of Xie Chen's clothes, and Xie Chen would laugh at him.

Xie Chen rubbed his head vigorously, and after rubbing for a while, he was willing to let go.

Song Jiao crawled out of the closet with messy hair, and wanted to hit Xie Chen, but before he could do it, he saw the wound on Xie Chen's back open again.

His upper body was naked, and he had three whip wounds on his back. Originally, he had been medicated, and the blood had stopped, but when he moved, the wound opened again, and blood mixed with sweat, slipping down together.

Song Jiao frowned, picked an uninjured spot, and patted Xie Chen: "Why don't you go back and lie down?"

He dragged Xie Chen back to the bed.

It should be time for Xie Chen to change his medicine, Madam Xie came in with the medicine, put it beside the bed, but left by herself.

Song Jiao didn't understand what was going on, so he handed the bottle containing the medicine powder to Xie Chen: "Apply the medicine."

Xie Chen squeezed the medicine bottle and twisted his neck: "Maomao, I can't see it."

Song Jiao had no choice but to take the medicine bottle back and let him lie down.

Xie Chen lay on the bed, hugging the pillow.Song Jiao took the medicine bottle and gave him the medicine, neither of them spoke.

After a long time, Song Jiao suddenly said, "I should go to Auntie to explain."

Xie Chen asked him, "How do you explain it?"

Song Jiao thought for a while: "How did Grandpa Xie tell his godfather and mother?"

"Don't worry, my grandpa said, it's all my fault." Xie Chen said, "I was the one who played a hooligan, bit your mouth, and covered you with a red hijab."

Song Jiao's cheeks became hot, he didn't expect Grandpa Xie to speak so bluntly.

It seems that there is something wrong, and it seems that there is nothing wrong.

"Then..." He paused, "What did your father and mother say?"

"My father didn't say anything, what my mother said, didn't you hear it just now? You are a good boy, I bullied you." Xie Chen thought about it, "Oh, she also said that our family is such a hooligan .”

So it turned out that Auntie didn't mean to blame him at all, he shouldn't have hidden like that, he was too guilty.

He should go to his aunt to explain.

Song Jiao thought about it, and said, "Then I'll talk to Auntie later."

"Well, I'll go with you."

"No need, you haven't healed from your injuries." Song Jiao said while applying medicine to him, "And you have to be a man, and you have to wear clothes when you go out, and you will touch the wound."

He spoke seriously, but Xie Chen choked up.

You really understand me, Mao Mao.

Song Jiao quickly put the medicine on him, pulled the quilt over, and covered his lower body.

"I'm going back."

After he finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave. He was still thinking about how to explain to Mrs. Xie later, but he was still a little dizzy, as if he was floating out.

Xie Chen suddenly called him: "Maomao."

Song Jiao turned around: "Huh?"

"Help me pull up the quilt, it's a bit cold."

"Okay." Song Jiao stepped forward and pulled up the quilt covering his waist and abdomen, "I'll go first."

He was about to leave after speaking, but was stopped by Xie Chen: "Mamao."

Song Jiao turned her head again: "Huh?"

Xie Chen looked at him: "It hurts."

Song Jiao:?

"Dear."

Song Jiao:? ? ?

He looked down at Xie Chen and raised his hand towards him: "Are you looking for a fight?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he slapped Xie Chen on the lips.

"Don't talk like that. I'm really gone. I'll come see you tomorrow."

Song Jiao turned around and was about to leave again, when Xie Chen behind him yelled again: "Mao Mao."

It must be those rude requests again, Song Jiao decided not to talk to him anymore, quickened his pace, and really wanted to leave.

But Xie Chen kept calling him: "Maomao, Maomao..."

He yelled louder and louder, and everyone could hear him.

Originally Song Jiao had already walked to the door and was about to go out, but when he yelled, Song Jiao had to turn around and turn back.

He strode forward, stopped in front of the couch, and then held Xie Chen's face with both hands.

Isn't it just kisses!

Song Jiao bent down, the tip of his nose touched the tip of Xie Chen's nose, and the two breaths passed each other, and the place where the breath passed by, stirred up a fire.

Song Jiao suddenly came back to his senses, and was about to back down again, looking timid, just like this stalemate, Xie Chen's eyes suddenly filled with a smile.

"Mamao, I don't want to kiss, I just want to remind you that you don't have shoes on."

Song Jiao's gaze moved down, and he saw his own feet that were only wearing socks.

When he hid in the closet, he took off his shoes, and he didn't wear them when he came out again. The room was not cold at all, so he didn't notice it at all.

Seeing him in a daze, Xie Chen thought it was funny, hooked the corners of his lips, and just about to lean up to kiss him, Song Jiao let him go.

Xie Chen was put back on the couch, and his whole body was not well.

Just a little bit, just a little bit away from being able to kiss his wife.

Song Jiao walked to the front of the closet, put on her shoes, suddenly remembered something, raised her head: "Aunt Xie saw it too?"

Xie Shen nodded: "En."

Song Jiao suddenly understood why Mrs. Xie went out after taking her things in, and also why Mrs. Xie wanted to say that she was a good boy in front of Xie Chen.

Madam Xie was also afraid that he would think too much, and that he would be suffocated in the closet, so she comforted him and left by herself so that he could come out.

Song Jiao didn't even put on her shoes, so she ran to the door and opened the door.

"Thank you, aunt..."

As expected, Mrs. Xie was waiting outside, and she was not surprised to see him come out: "Mao Mao."

Song Jiao yelled again, then walked in front of her, Madam Xie raised her hand and touched his head: "Are you willing to come out?"

Song Jiao was very embarrassed, and lowered her head: "I'm sorry, Aunt Xie, I didn't mean it."

"What is there to be sorry about?"

There is nothing that a bowl of milk tea can't solve, if there is, then two bowls.

Song Jiao sat beside Xie Chen's bed, holding milk tea in one hand and a plate of toffee in the other.

Ton ton ton, crunch.

Madam Xie sat in front of them and watched them eat.

Xie Chen tugged at Song Jiao's sleeve: "Maomao, give me a drink."

Mrs. Xie said: "Maomao, don't give it to him, he can't drink, and the injury on his back hasn't healed yet."

Song Jiao responded and continued to drink milk tea.

Mrs. Xie propped her head up to look at him, and said in a low voice: "It tastes so delicious, and it looks so pretty, take one home and keep it by your side, it tastes good too."

Mrs. Xie supported her head with another hand, and still looked at them: "No wonder Brother Shen covered his head with a red hijab and said he wanted to marry. My mother also likes it. It's not bad, it's a good match."

Song Jiao was taken aback when he heard this, choked on the milk tea, put down the bowl, and coughed twice.

Xie Chen patted him on the back: "Mom!"

"Ah?" Mrs. Xie finally came back to her senses, "What's wrong?"

As expected of mother and son.

"Maomao ready?" Mrs. Xie stepped forward and pulled him over, "Auntie is talking to you."

Song Jiao was still a little nervous, and looked back at Xie Chen, then was pulled aside by Mrs. Xie, and sat down in his seat.

He tried to explain: "Aunt Xie, brother Shen and I..."

Mrs. Xie interrupted him: "Auntie already knows, it's not your fault, it's all Brother Shen's fault."

"Actually, I too..."

"Brother Shen is also to blame. He is the devil king of the world, and he is used to being rude. Don't pay attention to him, don't take it to heart."

Xie Chen: I seem to have heard my mother talking ill of me to my wife.

Mrs. Xie pressed Song Jiao's hand: "Don't be afraid, Auntie won't blame you, Auntie understands the nature of both of you too well, both of you are Auntie's own children, Auntie will not favor anyone, The Xie family will not favor anyone, brother Shen must have seduced you first."

Hook... seduce?

Did the Xie family all think so?

Song Jiao hurriedly said, "No...it's not that serious..."

"You are still young, and Auntie can understand. Auntie liked your mother when she was young, but Auntie didn't delay her studies. You can see that Auntie is still so powerful now, so..."

Song Jiao nodded heavily: "Auntie, don't worry, Brother Shen and I will not delay our studies."

"That's good. Auntie doesn't mean to hinder you, but you are still young, and it's not appropriate to make arrangements now. In the future, you have to settle down, so you should learn more things first. If you still... that's good... …Um?"

"I know." Song Jiao continued to nod, "My grandfather told me that it will take a few years before we talk about it."

"Good boy."

Mrs. Xie has always been very reassuring towards him, stroking his temples lovingly.

Mrs. Xie finally told Song Jiao: "Don't be fooled by Brother Shen, he has many tricks, don't be bitten by him next time, this is something you can only do when you grow up."

Song Jiao's cheeks were flushed, she nodded vaguely, and just fooled it.

When he came out of Xiaodong Palace, Song Jiao was still in a daze.

Is this what happened?

According to the scriptures, Auntie should take out a 500 million banknote and say to him, "Here's 500 million, leave my son."

But my aunt didn't blame him at all, and told him to be careful not to be bullied by Xie Chen.

When Song Jiao walked on the palace road, he suddenly came back to his senses, what the system showed him was not accurate at all!

There was no one on the palace road, Song Jiao happily said "yeah", and then walked out of the palace briskly, feeling relaxed and joyful.

When leaving the palace, the guards guarding the palace gate all noticed it.

"Your Highness, what is so happy about?"

Of course Song Jiao couldn't say anything, but just smiled at them and waved: "I'll come back tomorrow."

At this time, Fan Kai, the attendant of Mr. Xie, happened to pass by the palace gate, turned his head to take a look, and went back to report.

In the emperor's bedroom, Mr. Xie was sitting on his seat, rubbing his brows, looking a little upset, but for some reason, the corners of his mouth were raised.

Fan Kaidao: "Your Majesty, His Highness Song Jiao has gone back. The Crown Princess talked to him for a while. He knew that His Majesty didn't mean to blame him. He was very happy and went back all the way. He was still sad when he came, but when he went back alright."

Master Xie smiled, "That's what he is."

Fan joked, "His Royal Highness Song Jiao is like His Majesty's grandson. To His Highness Grandson, His Majesty raised his hand three times, but to His Highness Song Jiao, His Majesty was afraid of frightening him, so he specially asked the Crown Princess to tell him."

Mr. Xie retorted: "Didn't Brother Shen move Mao Mao first? I saw him playing hooligans to Mao Mao, but I didn't see Mao Mao playing to him. I was afraid that Mao Mao would be shadowed by him. Let's talk , At that time, Prime Minister Song was right next to him, his face was darkened, and my grandson made a move on his grandson, so I had to show Prime Minister Song some reaction? Or he thought I made my grandson do it on purpose , I jumped into the snow-capped mountains, and I can't even clean it up, I'm half a kid, I'm going to kill me."

Mr. Xie paused for a moment, and then said: "Today's matter, that is, Mao Mao, anyone else was changed to seduce the grandson, and I beat him on the spot. Where is Mao Mao? It's not that I don't know Mao Mao, Mao Mao Mao will definitely not seduce people, that is Brother Shen seducing him, so don't you have to coax him?"

Master Xie scolded: "Brother Shen has quite good eyesight, and he hits the mark when he picks it."

Fan Kaikai explained him: "They are still children, and they have been together for more than ten years. It is not surprising that the two Highnesses are getting closer."

"Heh." Mr. Xie sneered, "15 years old, not too young."

He stood up and told Fan Kai: "Let's go, I'm going to see Brother Shen. He's also 15 years old. If you do this, you have to be prepared."

"If you want to rob his wife, I want to see what he can do to rob his wife."

Song Jiao returned home with a smile on his face, as soon as he entered the door, he saw his grandfather and Wen Zhi sitting in the living room, the two of them were holding books and talking.

Grandpa Song knew that he was back, so he looked up: "Maomao, are you back?"

"came back!"

"Happy?"

"Happy!"

"Have you seen brother Shen?"

"Well, I see..."

The smile on Song Jiao's face froze.

He went into the palace without telling the truth from his grandfather, and now that his grandfather asked him this way, his grandfather already knew about it.

but……

When Song Jiao saw Wen Zhi sitting beside him, he suddenly came to his senses.

When he went out, he told his grandfather that he was going to find Zhi Duoxing, but these days, Wen Zhi has been living in the Song Mansion because his family does not allow him to study.

If he went to Zhi Duoxing, could he not be seen through?

Song Jiao, Song Jiao, you little fool.

Song Jiao patted his head, showing an embarrassed yet polite smile, and looked at Wen Zhi: "Welcome, Zhi Duoxing."

Wen Zhi paused, then nodded slightly: "Thank you."

Very reserved.

Grandpa Song said to Song Jiao: "I came back so late, Zhi Duoxing and I are waiting for you to eat, hurry up and wash your hands."

"Yes." Song Jiao turned around and patted her belly full of milk tea and toffee.

So full.

He sneaked out to eat and came back when he was full, which is really embarrassing.

Song Jiao had dinner with his grandfather and Wen Zhi, and drank a bowl of tea with them before returning to his room.

He opened the door and went in. The big yellow dog was lying on the ground, and the little white cat was also lying on the ground, all looking sleepy.

Song Jiao tentatively called out: "Tongtong?"

The cat and the dog all got up and walked towards him, but Song Jiao knew very well that these two were not systems, but their bodies.

Song Jiao hugged the big yellow dog, picked up the kitten, walked to the couch and sat down, petted the big yellow dog with one hand, and petted the kitten with the other, and called out again: "All?"

Unfortunately, the system still ignored him.

Since last night, after he told the system that he liked Xie Chen, the system stopped talking.

He put a "Do Not Disturb" sign on his code, and he shut himself up in silence.

Song Jiao felt that he just couldn't accept the impact of this news, so he just took it easy.

Unexpectedly, it has been a whole day, and the system still hasn't slowed down.

Song Jiao thought, she had to coax him.

But now he can't even find him.

Song Jiao yelled several times in his heart: "Everything, everything..."

I don't know how long it took before the communication channel between the two was restored by the system.

"What are you doing? You are a bad kid who doesn't make people feel at ease."

Song Jiao acted like a baby to him: "Tongtong, are you turning into a kitten? Okay?"

"No, you rebellious bad boy."

"Then you become a big yellow dog, okay?"

"Not good." The system suddenly realized that he had missed a word, and quickly added, "You disobedient child."

"I'm not a stinky child..." He was about to cut off the channel again, Song Jiao hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, I'm a stinky child, don't be angry."

Only then did the system stop: "Then do you know it's wrong now?"

Song Jiao shook her head: "No... I don't know."

The system was furious: "Huh?!"

"I... Grandpa didn't say I was wrong." Song Jiao suddenly gained confidence, "Auntie didn't either, and Grandpa Xie didn't say I was wrong either."

The system subconsciously stretched out its paw to pat him, and suddenly realized that he was in the form of air, and quickly possessed himself on the big yellow dog. He raised the big yellow dog's paw...

Forget it, this is too big, it is easy to break the child.

The system changed the kitten, raised the kitten's paw, and slapped it on Song Jiao's hand.

"I beat you to death, you disobedient stinking child, has it been too long since I beat you? Are your wings stiff?"

Song Jiao whispered, "The system never hit me."

The system paused, like oh.

Before the system could react, Song Jiao quickly rushed forward and hugged the kitten: "I've got you."

He pinched the kitten's two front paws with both hands, and shook him: "All, don't be angry, I will have such a day..."

"But I didn't expect this day to come so soon!" The system went crazy, and the kitten wailed, "I also didn't expect, that person is fucking Xie Chen!"

"What happened to Xie Shen?"

"Zhi Duoxing is so good, Brother Parrot is so good, Senior Brother Liu is so good, I like all the people around you except him, why is it him?"

"Because..." Song Jiao couldn't tell why, "Because, it's him."

"You break off with him immediately, you go and tell him that you don't like him at all."

"No." Song Jiao shook the kitten, "You are making trouble for no reason."

As soon as the system choked, he wanted... He had already started to make trouble.

The kitten kicked its feet vigorously in the air: "I don't want to thank Shen's daughter-in-law! I don't want it!"

Song Jiao was surprised: "Daughter-in-law?"

Thinking about it this way, it seems that I can understand the idea of ​​the system.

Song Jiao thought to himself, if he changed himself, he wouldn't want someone like Xie Chen...

Bah, bah, bah, Song Jiao patted his mouth, then put the kitten in front of the big yellow dog, and ordered: "System, lick him."

The system was speechless: "You just lick..."

As soon as Song Jiao finished speaking, the big yellow dog named System stuck out its hot tongue at the little Persian cat also named System.

The system screamed and hid in Song Jiao's arms: "Don't come here!"

Song Jiao laughed out loud, and finally rescued him from the big yellow dog's mouth in time.

He held the kitten in his arms: "Don't be angry, um, I won't delay my study, both grandpa and godmother have said, this matter will take a few years, we will study hard in these few years. "

The system kicked its feet: "Really? I don't believe it."

Song Jiao raised his right hand: "Really, I swear."

The system slowed down for a while, and finally calmed down.

He began to question Song Jiao carefully: "Since when did you start liking that bastard?"

"I don't know." Song Jiao shook his head, "I have known him for so many years, I can't tell, maybe... a few years ago?"

"Then what do you like about him?"

"Stable and reliable."

The system frowned: "Are you talking ironically?"

Song Jiao had to admit: "Well, I don't know either. Perhaps Brother Shen treats me quite well."

"He treats you well? He called you 'little fool'. You had a snowball fight a few days ago, and he chased you hard."

Song Jiao touched the tip of his nose: "Then... I will withdraw."

"I don't know this, and I don't know that. I think you are just a whim, and that kid looks pretty good. I didn't guard you for a while, and you were bewitched by him."

Song Jiao stopped talking, and seemed a little sad to be scolded by him.

The system sighed, and glanced at him: "Okay, okay, as long as you like it, anyway, let's talk about it once, and let's talk about it later. But you are not allowed to smack your lips, and you are not allowed to have excessive physical contact. Okay, so... what, you know?"

"Understood." Song Jiao turned him over, buried his face on the furry back of the little Persian cat, and sucked the cat back to blood.

"You promised me not to fall in love last time, and that's what you said too."

"I swear!"

In Xiaodong Palace, Mr. Xie was sitting by the bed, and Xie Chen was wearing clothes, sitting cross-legged on the bed.

The grandpa and grandson stared with wide eyes.

In the end, Mr. Xie was the first to speak: "Has Maomao left?"

Xie Chen nodded: "Let's go."

"What are your plans now?" Master Xie snorted, "I know, you blamed your grandpa for insisting on running out when you were kissing Mao Mao, so that you didn't even have Mao Mao. Kiss me. But why don't you think about it yourself, even if your grandfather and I brought a group of people to snatch Maomao and stuff it for you today with drums and gongs, how can you protect him?"

Xie Chen raised his head slightly, and Mr. Xie continued: "Not to mention that Mao Mao is the grandson of Prime Minister Song, a group of literati all over the world are staring at Prime Minister Song. If our family snatches his grandson, tomorrow those literati will enter Come to Fengxiang City, one mouthful of saliva can drown you to death."

"Even if you control all those literati, but after our family came to Fengxiang City, the ministers asked me to marry your grandfather again. How did I refuse your grandfather? They also asked your father to marry two more. How did you refuse? You are going to snatch Maomao back, and they asked you to marry two more, how did you refuse?"

Xie Chen said: "Grandpa, I'm going to lead the soldiers."

Master Xie deliberately asked: "Where are you going to lead the troops? Forget it, anyway, you can't endure hardships, so go to the nearest Li County, which is also close to Mao Mao. I miss him and can come back anytime. Go to play for two years. Come back, anyway, your father and grandfather will rule the world for you, and you can be the emperor lying down. When your father and I die, let Mao Mao be your prime minister. He will help you approve memorials every day, and you will lie down and hug your wife every day. , anyway, you like him, how about it? The arrangement is still..."

Xie Chen's eyes were dark and firm, and he interrupted him: "I'm not going to Li County anymore."

"Where to go then?"

"Go to the north, go to the far north, go to the hardest place."

Master Xie's eyes lit up: "Really?"

"Really." Xie Chen nodded, "Grandpa, you don't have to provoke me, I'm not angry at all."

"It's good if you have this kind of ambition. Grandpa will arrange for you to guard the border right away, starting from a small soldier." Master Xie slapped him on the back hard, "Okay, as expected of me, Xie Taichong grandson."

Xie Chen almost flew out in pain.