When Oda Saku became a cadre

If you wake up and find that you have become a nine-tailed fox, although it is still a human shape, but the tail is fluffy and you can't even stand on the road, will you be terrified?

Osamu Dazai thinks it's okay, isn't it just that there are more pairs of ears and nine tails, it's quite warm to wrap yourself up in a ball, Yuko has been obsessed with sticking his tails and meowing from time to time to express his comfort.

Until he found out that Oda Saku had turned into a dog.

Why is it a dog? Osamu Dazai is not good. He likes Odasaku quite a lot, but he is physically afraid of dogs.

He was crying loudly, on the one hand he wanted to get close to Odasaku, on the other hand he wanted to escape this sad home directly.

In the end, Oda Saku wore a big hat and a loose windbreaker to hide the dog's features, and Dazai Osamu stopped the unstoppable trembling of his whole body.

If it is a supernatural power, then Dazai Osamu will not be recruited.So it must be malicious from the world... Ah no, other means of attack.

For example, Mori Ogai who turned into a fox, or the rabbit Izumi Kyoka, all tried their best to cover the part of themselves that was not human.

For a while, the port mafia turned into a zoo filled with all kinds of strange animals.

"Isn't the scope of being recruited not only supernatural beings?"

Today happened to be the day when they made an appointment to play games. Osamu Dazai glanced around subtly, Fyodor must be a mouse, and Edgar Allan Poe, a raccoon brought by cats and cats.

Ayatsuji pedestrian doesn't seem to have changed at all. At this time when everyone is turning into animals, the figured Ayatsuji pedestrian looks particularly abrupt.

"In short, it is too aggrieved to let Oda Saku become a dog all the time. We must find a way to restore our body."

After they turned into animals, their living habits seemed to be affected.For example, Ranpo is now staring at Fyodor with his eyes straight, as if he is treating him as a snack.

"You are right, Dazai-kun, we must resolve this matter as soon as possible."

For some reason, more people turned into cats, so Fyodor now felt that he was quite dangerous. Even Yuko, who was carried over, stared at him intently, his tail twitching.

Since it can affect Chaos, then this effect is not aimed at people with supernatural powers.After Odasaku called Gojo Satoru and confirmed that there were also various animals, they realized the scope of the victims.

A long time ago, Osamu Dazai made many people see things they couldn't see, but now it may be that there is a bug in the system, and the loading error makes them all inhuman.

"It's okay to be an animal, but the tail is really uncomfortable to sit on."

Ango Sakaguchi can only work standing up now, his tail hinders his performance, and he almost loses feeling in his legs at the end of the day, and he was carried home by the monster assistant.

"Let's take a nap first, what if it's all right tomorrow?"

Odasaku pinched Dazai Osamu's face, and after being slapped back by Dazai, he ruled out the possibility that this was his dream.

Well, it looks like Dazai is feeling the pain.Odasaku grabbed the big tail and rubbed it without any psychological pressure, and quickly withdrew his hand before Osamu Dazai exploded.

"You are bad, Odasaku."

Dazai Osamu rubbed his blushing face and decided to hide Odasaku's spicy curry tonight.

Of course, the plan ended in failure, and Odasaku actually has his own curry!No, who would hide this thing as a treasure, wine making?

But think about it, Odasaku must have become like this because he has become a dog now, and he will definitely get better tomorrow.

Waiting with great anticipation until the next day, Osamu Dazai found that he had turned into an animal even more when he woke up.If this goes on for a week, they will completely turn into animals.

Osamu Dazai realized the seriousness of the matter. This thing is probably related to the origin of the world. Something has affected their bodies from the core.

For this reason, Osamu Dazai went to "Book" specifically and asked what was going on.

The book told him that there was only a slight problem, and he was clearing up the anomaly, but it only took a little time, and if he endured for another day, he would not turn into an animal again.

Yeah, instead of turning into an animal, it can turn into something else.

This nightmare week was engraved in history and became the most unforgettable piece of black history in the thousands of pots on the back of the book.

It's a small thing like the body getting smaller at the beginning.

It is not impossible to dream back to the age of 16, after all, there is not much difference between the age of 16 and my current age.

However, their physical age would become younger every time, and Quan Jinghua knew that she was about to become a newborn at these ages, and she was extremely desperate.

When the five-year-old Osamu Dazai couldn't speak clearly, tearing up the book and threatening to find a way to solve these things with a fierce look, his physical age was at the time when he became a killer.

In short, no one changed back to the previous life because of this, and the time regression was temporarily stopped.The meaning of the book is to live just one day, trust him.

I believe you ghost.Angrily, Dazai took the bandages and rolled up the book and stuffed it in a corner, just short of setting fire to the source of all evil.

The young Odasaku held the child Osamu Dazai, stared blankly at the neighbors who were not affected, and were playing freely, and began to think about what will happen tomorrow. After all, books are really unreliable.

Sure enough, this matter is really endless, and they all changed genders the next day.

Although I don't know why I am so short after changing my gender, it can't be a complement to men and women, but the female version of Oda is still much taller than myself. Osamu Dazai grabbed Oda's arm and unexpectedly made a bird It depends on people's feelings.

He... She hates it, Oda Saku is taller than her in every sense, although Oda Saku is indeed the strongest, but this really hurts self-esteem.

Osamu Dazai, who lost his self-esteem, was sad and wrapped a bandage around his face again.

The next day, he realized that he had turned into a mermaid and almost died due to lack of water. When Odasaku forcibly took off the bandage that had just been wrapped and put it in the water, Osamu Dazai was already numb and sitting in the fish tank, spitting bubbles.

There is also Oda Saku over there who has now become a demon, and what is even more interesting is that Mori Ogai turned out to be an angel.

Because Osamu Dazai almost died from lack of water, Odasaku asked Mr. Mori to come over to see if he could prescribe some medicine or something. Dazai is not in good health, so don’t soak in water all day and catch a cold and be unable to tear up the book.

"Mr. Sen, won't your conscience be condemned?"

Osamu Dazai poked his head out of the bathtub, fiddled with Mori Ogaibai's reflective wings, wishing to pull out all these feathers and make them into badmintons for playing.

What is this, a large collection of paro, I have to toss them all.

Such basic, not too excessive changes are fine.But there are always some weird settings mixed in.

Humans cannot, at least should not, have six genders.

Osamu Dazai experienced a strange feeling, and the next day he still felt pain in a place that didn't exist.

After finally getting through a week, when the book promised that there would be no mistakes again, Osamu Dazai closed his eyes tiredly, just wanting to see what he could see on the last day.

He saw one hundred and one Odasaku.

"This is really, a big shock."

Osamu Dazai was dumbfounded, why did the book give him an odsk101 and make his debut directly in Yokohama?

Except for the leader Ori who just disappeared with the future, other kinds of Odasaku have appeared. The Odasaku of the Armed Detective Agency was also stunned for a moment how the leader of the port mafia has become smaller.

"If I am guilty, the law will punish me and send me to Meursault prison instead of facing this situation where I don't know whether it is good or bad."

Odasaku from this world squeezed out from the gap, caught Osamu Dazai who was about to pass out, and rubbed his aching temple.

Just now, he has the memory of that future. Although there are many problems in the process of similar program updates, the most critical problem has been solved.

Except for Tsunayoshi Sawada, who already had the memory of ten years later, everyone else has the memory of the future that has disappeared.

Help, what a horrible future that is.

Gojo Satoru glanced at Xia Youjie, who had no stitches on his head, and Nitzi called Riko directly, Xia Youjie hugged Mimiko and Nanako tightly.

How miserable, how could it be so miserable.Teacher Ye Moth's students, who were still alive and kicking at the entrance of the high school, sincerely felt that this was really wonderful.

No wonder I felt that this kind of life was a bit out of reach before, but the good guy didn't expect that the reason was like this.

After Osamu Dazai sent these Odasaku away with books one by one, and confirmed that they would not remember that they were transformed by time and space, Dazai collapsed directly on the ground.

Osamu Dazai is really tired, can he in other worlds cheer up, why haven't he thought about one or two yet.

Especially for those two who are dying and are about to die together, can't they just call Mr. Mori and get an ambulance to come and save them? This is the information age.

So, Osamu Dazai completely forgot the story of how he went far away to hide his identity in order to hide from Oda Tsukuru. After finally getting through it, he knew what to complain about, but it is a pity that Osamu Dazai has no frankness in his existence.

For example, Osamu Dazai wants to make a post with Oda now, dare he say it, he dare not.

Only by waiting for Oda Saku to see Dazai Osamu's thoughts can he put Dazai Osamu's inner thoughts into practice.

Sure enough, Oda is the best power bank.Osamu Dazai is now fully charged!You can even beat ten Mr. Sen and rush to Russia to catch mice.

You don't have to.

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In fact, there is another patch, for example, Oda Tsukuru suddenly caught Osamu Dazai in the red scarf who was quietly following behind him.

The book still quietly comes with a small HE egg, as compensation for this big memory update.

Books, deep hidden merit and fame.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-03-2120:58:02~2021-03-2221:30:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: I will make 10 bottles of your little sweets;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!